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- Karma 6 -

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Inuyama!!

Uheheheheh-!

Why you! Why you!!

Owowowow!!

Because of you, my Christmas Party was ruined! (as seen last chapter)

M-my apologies, Ojosama!

IF SORRY WAS ENOUGH,

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HURT YOU!

I've received such a severe scolding from father!

This was my responsibility!

Please punish me hard!!

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LIKE THIS, HUH?

GUFUFUFU!

DROP YOUR PANTS!

Aaah, I'm so embarassed, so embarassed.

FETCH!

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

(huff huff)

HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR TREAT!

Aaaaaaah!

Don't come back here,

until you've beaten that cat bearer, Sachiko, black and blue!!!

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…E

Excuse me!

[Aokusa Nori]

H-!

There she is!

Ah…

You must be Sachiko.

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Good morning, Aokusa-kun's father.

Ahh…

Norio's on his way out.
(please come... Read More " "

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O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining-- It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth---

Long lay the world in sin and error pining-- Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth--

And a one,

two

GEGEGEROGEGEGEGERO!!

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MOKEHMOKEHMOKEHGEKOGOGOGOOOOO!!

GEMOHKYUUUUUKUKUBURURURURURURU!!

ARE YOU TONEDEAF!?

You suck!

Female Gian!

* character from Doraemon who loves to sing, but can't

Oh nooo…

MEEEEOOOWRGH!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Shut your cat up!!

What'll we do, we don't have any days left to prepare for Ojosama's christmas party!

Why did she have to join the chorus club…

Yeah, really.

Ah, I…

I'll do my best, so please

one more time!

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MOHKYUUKEROGEHHYUUUUUU!
(cut off:) A thrill of hope the weary... Read More " "

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- Karma 4 -

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MEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!

MRRRREEEOOWWWWRRGH!!

MEEEEEOOOW!!!

N-

Nekosama, please calm down…

MRRRROOOOOWWW!!!

Miss Sachiko, I can't continue the class with this noise.

Aaah…

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

MEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!

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Teacher. Since it's getting in the way of our class,

I propose we put Sachiko on a house arrest.

Oh no!

MRRREEEOOOW!

Stop being such a bitch to everyone.

But it's a bother!!

(tinkle)

WAAAAAARRGH!

Yikes!

THIS SHITTY CAT PEED ON MY FACE!!

Man, this cat's piss stinks!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

OUR CLASS-!!

MRRROOOOOW!!!

YOU DISGRACEFUL BUM!!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

OUR CLASS-!!

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Who's that?

Class B's Kuromaru.

It's Kuromaru-kun!

Kuromaru the womanizer!

Kuromaru the pervert!

Huh?

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Hmmm.

Uuuuuh

I... Read More " "

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- Karma 3 -

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Did you hear? Apparently Ojosama is coming back to Japan today.

Huh, really?

She spent the entire spring at a cottage in the mediterranean sea.

Spring vacation till October, just as expected from a millionaire.

Hey Sachiko. What's for lunch?

Ah…

Well...

That's rich folk for ya.

Some people have all the luck.

Don't tell me...
You can't afford lunch due to Nekosama's increasing food costs?

Ahhh-

[Nail, Head]

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Hmmm... I've only been absent for a tad, but there's something different about this classroom…

It kind of reeks of a cat, but that couldn't be.

[Ojosama Yamamoto] (real name)

Ojosama, welcome back!
Welcome back!

Hohohohohoho!

Hohohohohoho!

Ojosama, how was the mediterranean... Read More " "

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- Karma 2 -

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Dear mom and dad. Sorry for not writing in a while.

Nekosama and I have been well.

I've also made a lot of friends at school. Every day is a joy to go.

I am indebted to auntie and uncle, for their everlasting kindness-

SACHIKO! Why haven't you started on the laundry like I asked!?

HEEK!

I'm sorry, auntie!

But it's so late at night; if I start using the mobile laundromat, it might bother the neighbours. I'll get up early, and do it first thing in the morning…

Washin' mushiiiine--?

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Wash it with your hands, you stupid cow!

TAKE THIS AND THIS!

Electricity don't come cheap!!

Fuuuuuu…

Hey hey, where'd that cat come from!?

Oooooooh...

Hey you, get a load of this faker!

Oooh it's so... Read More " "

Sachiko & Nekosama v1 by Nawoki Karasawa
translated by barbapapa

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Contents
Karma 1 - 3
Karma 2 - 19
Karma 3 - 35
Karma 4 - 51
Karma 5 - 67
Karma 6 - 83
Karma 7 - 99
Karma 8 - 115
Karma 9 - 131
Karma 10 - 147
Karma 11 - 163
Publication Summary - 179
- Special Supplement - Grand Illustrated Reference Guide of Headites - 180

- Staff -
Yamagoe Reiko
Agechi Kunihiro
Mori Saki
Kobayashi Miyuki

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- Karma 1 -

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Hurry up, Norio!
You'll be late for school!

Yeah yeah.

[Aokusa Store]

Ho?

I'm sorry,

but I really have to get to school…

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Yo Yo Yo Yo!

Yo Yo!

Ah…

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo!!

Oh crap, it's that dreaded threesome from our class...

Already at their early morning extortions.

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo!

What'll I do... Read More " "

CAPETA Volume 2 by Masahito Soda
translated by barbapapa

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Shigeo Taira (pops)

- did he used to be a really bad guy?
(are those scars on his face from fighting?)
- good with his hands
- due to his surprising vitality, he'd be reliable on uninhabited islands and such
(despite his itchy crotch)

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Shigeo Taira
Monami Suzuki
Nobu Ando
Kappeita Taira

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Kid, that kart's dangerous.

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You'd better get out.

Those tires… When that bended frame starts floating, it's a ticking time-bomb. There's nothing to be done right now.

I'll help you find a cheap second hand frame, next time.

But man, you sure got far for just an amateur.

I'm impressed!

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See? This kart won't be able to drive straight, it's... Read More " "

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Hey.

What's up, boss?

He's here again.

Oh yeah, Shige's kid.

What's he find so interesting?

He comes here straight from school, just to stare ahead of him in that thing.

No, I promised.

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Say, Capeta

Why don't you stop driving the kart on the road now.

It must be hard because you like it so much, right?

Huuuh? Then, where can I drive this?

Thats…

Thing is, it's not really finished yet...

When it is, dad'll take you to a place where you can drive it all you like.

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Okay? Just try to have a bit more patience

It's a promise, Capeta!!

Cacchaaan!

Monami, Nobu.

Nobu looked stuff up about karts on the internet!

Look, Capeta!

AWESOME!!

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An engine?

Yeah, an engine!

This is where you put it.

This is probably... Read More " "

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Magul, who was expected to invade Earth today…
(it's massacre time!!)

Seems to have strained his back.

…sigh.

…I can't say I'm very surprised anymore.
(I wouldn't expect otherwise)

yep yep
(nod nod)

…Right.

MASTER JABA, MASTER JABA!

I have recovered from my previous failure, and made a new invention!!
(last time's failed death series)

What.

Its name also louds: "LAST TIME'S FAILURE RECOVERY INVENTION" GUN!!

It is the successor to my previously developed concept. The 5 unopenable items that cause the Earthlings to die from stress.

If the humans bask in its rays, they will be struck by a most awkward atmosphere.

--and they will be crushed by this akwardness!!
(downfall of humanity) death... Read More " "

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The entrace to a cave, nearby Pudding Empire.

Right now, there is a suspicious secret meeting being held.

(Second "smells that stink" meeting)

(Lloyd)

--Well then, let's start the "smells that stink" meeting.

(Tom)
(Mike)
(John)

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Today's theme is "It stinks, but I kinda like it."
(ain't Rie Shibata)

* glasses-wearing Japanese actress

Alright then, John, if you'd do the honours of starting us off.

Yes.

Smell of old mats at a sports festival.

(clap clap clap clap clap)

Once you get that smell on your hands, you just can't get it off.
(it's dangerous if you fall, so tuck away the handles)

Totally! If you've got gymn class during first period, you can still smell it by 4th... Read More " "

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The eternal snow mountain, Zerachi.

At the eve of full moon...

He awakens!!

KIKERON!

A demon that draws its infinite strength from magma. Those that defy him, are doomed.

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A pack of dogs, lost on Zerachi mountain.

(squish squish)

The dreaded Kikeron!! Who will happen to become his prey, on this night?

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(staaare)
(staaare)

GRRRROOOOAAAAAARRRR!

Kikeron, who resides in magma, feels warm.

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(weeeeeeeen)

We must take our foremost precautions for Kikeron's attack!!

…Really, that Kikeron… What a handful.
(handful)

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(ween ween)
(roll roll)
(nod)

Any sighting yet of Kikeron?

No, nothing.

Maybe something happened?

--No.

(zzzzz)

Kikeron draws his eternal life and infinite strength from the magma--

--If this... Read More " "

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Videko, this is unforgivable!

A man who is so ignorant of the ways of the world!!

Mom feels the same!

But why? Mister Kante isn't like that.
(kante)

I've already told you the reason!!

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Well, more or less.

Isn't that Kante guy from the Pudding Empire?

So what if he is!?

Adding to that that he's doing something dangerous as invading Earth… out of the question.

But I'm fine with it, isn't that what counts!?

Videko, that's no way to talk to your father!!

--I rather dislike this Kante person too.

--Mom!!

Because...

He called us up at 12 in the evening--

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Calling at a time like that, how inconsiderate…

(Huh? now?)

Not only that, but he kept calling you out from outside!

(Videko, who is it?)

T… That's... Read More " "

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Once again, we have developed a secret weapon to eradicate mankind.

The one who developed it, is our own professor of science, the evil DR. KAOBA.

A dreaded man who is also behind the 5 unopenable items, that would cause mankind to go extinct from stress.

This secret weapon he developed? It will most definitely destroy the earthlings.

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(vweeeen)

W… What is this pillar like contraption?

DEATH TOWER.

(puddinmond)

Results of my many years of research have made me come to the conclusion that this "Puddinmond" is the hardest raw material on our planet. I have succesfully developed from this, the most endurable substance EVER.

I call it--

PUDDINMOND ENDURANCE SUBSTANCE!!

And I have used... Read More " "

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What I would repeat, to someone who read this manga for the first time…

On a place unknown to mankind, someone is secretely…

AIMING FOR EARTH!!

They are called the "Pudding Empire." Located a distant 3 million lightyears from Earth, they plan to invade it.

--And just like any other day, they are executing a plan to dispatch the next dreadful monster to Earth.

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SKARNODON!

The ultimate immortal.

It is your turn!!

COME FORTH, SKARNODON!

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Dammit! What do I have to do to here--

I call forth and I call forth, but no one even tries to COME forth!!

I wonder if Skarnodon's hurting somewhere too.

How can he be hurting!? He's frickin' immortal!

Huh?

W… What's wrong, Skarnodon?

Thing is, I... Read More " "

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Jaba's childhood friend, Sushita's Jiro Oyakata.

W-what's wrong, Jiro?

Jaba-- I can't take it anymore--

My store is ruined--

Sushita?

H… How do you mean?

--It started 3 months ago--

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Constructions workers started building on the vacant lot across my store.

--When they were done, it became a family sushi restaurant called "Smiley Sushi".

Ah-

It's a chain of stores owned by 3 brothers. Because they have large quantities of sushi toppings in stock, they're very cheap.

(Smiley Sushi's owners, the 3 Devil brothers)

They can go in direct competition with private owners, and don't have any partners.

Ever since that day, all my customers were lured to their place.

And just like that, my store... Read More " "

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Turtle Bath

Well isn't this a rare sight, Master Jaba at a bath-house.

Myes, well, our bath is broken.

(w-what's with the censor)

Alright, it's been a while since I've been in a bath this big, so I should take it easy.

Hm?

Aaaaaah, this bath is just what I needed…

AH!! Salmon Monster!!

Oooooh, feels so guuuuuuud--

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Salmon Monster. Previously mistaken for a regular salmon, and got halfway cooked into a meuniere by the Pudding Empire chef. And so, failed to invade Earth.

(half a salmon monster)
(salmon meuniere)
(the emperor who asked for seconds) (hello)
(and the owner of Takemura Clothes, Mister Takamura -2 children-)
(welcome)
(no relevance)

Foooooo… Master Jabaaaaa--

How ya doin?

…I should be... Read More " "

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Deroi.

A monster who will grab every chance to eat The Emperor, who stands atop the Pudding Empire.

Due to his frequent attempts to gobble the Emperor up, Jaba and cohorts found themselves unable to ignore this matter.

And thus have decided to investigate.

If we can clear up the mystery as to why he'll only eat the Emperor, I expect we'll be able to manufacture a proper substitute.

And then the Emperor won't be eaten by Deroi again.

(serious)

OKAY!

COMMENCE EXPERIMENT!

(Takauji Ashikaga)

* Japanese general/shogun

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First, we will show him a doll of the emperor, and a regular doll.

If he goes for the Emperor's doll, we can state he reacts to the Emperor's appearance.

Ah! He's closing in on the... Read More " "

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The Dandy Baron.

Wearing a purple gown, clad with elegant roses. This is what he is called by the people of Pudding Empire.

Due to his gentlemanly outfit, and personality; he is mainly sent on diplomatic assignments.

(pleasure doing business with you)
(I look forward to our continuated cooporation)

Having finished a business transaction with an arms dealer, he is about to head back to the empire.

…I've worked up quite an appetite, where could I go to enjoy a fine meal...

…further more...

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What matter of eccentric place do I appear to have come to!?

(smiley shopping district)
(lottery)

(WELCOME WELCOME! CRAAAZZZY PRICES)

I, who hail from a noble place…

(Furious Sakeeeee)
(shopping district's... Read More " "

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(new year)

(huh? isn't this outside?)
(who the hell)

An elderly person had to be taken to the hospital, due to a mochi getting stuck in his throat…

No messing around with mochi, alright...

(buffalo monster, KO'd by a bluff)

Master Jaba, I've finished the gift.

--ok.

Where are you taking these cakes?

(it's for my new year's greetings)

To the elder.

The elder Bargen, a master strategist with a formidable deed of arms during his years of active duty.

(active Bargen)

Though retired now, there is nothing unknown about the army corps to this influential man. Be that as it may, he has a very bad relation with his daughter in law.

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(HAHAHA)
(retired Bargen)

Oh, you shouldn't have, Jaba!

--Anyway, how are... Read More " "

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Bavaroa calendar, new year 1997.

The Emperor of Pudding Empire is about to speak some words to herald the new year.

The Emperor's new year's speech,

talks of the necessity to form a unity, in order for the Empire to invade Earth.

(gebros is so cool!!)

[New Year]

Are you ready?

(nod)

Ah! You changed into your jersey!!

Even though it's new, just wear your proper attire please!!

(might be new, still dorky)

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I thought new year's would be a good chance to show my newly bought jersey to everyone!!

Jersey hater. --Thought the emperor.

That's more like it.

(jaba the hater)
what am I hating on then!?

Always the same old Emperor look-- This was the emperor's first new year's speech.

He is actually very... Read More " "

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It appears something amazing is taking place on Earth again…

The Pudding Empire is once again facing another impact!

EMERGENCY MEETING!!

WHAT COULD THIS AMAZING SOMETHING BE!?

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(muscle)

Noike Air Muscles.

These sneakers are the cause.

Right now, these sneakers are sending the Earthlings into a purchasing panic.

Price: 15.000 yen -> 29.800 yen -> 150.000 yen

* By the way, Gebros' shoes cost 230 yen.

Their stocks are being depleted one by one-- Places that still have them are asking a 2 to 10 fold premium, compared to the list price.

It has come to the point that, these sneakers are related to many cases of robberies.

[Muscle Hunt]

...Scary...
(YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S SCARY)

--But, what is... Read More " "

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(fish isle)
(sweet potato paste)

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The Emperor of the evil pudding empire,

does not know what to do with his free time.

It's snowing.

It appears they celebrate "Christmas" during this season, on Earth.

(stop)

Christmas?

Yes, they decorate a tree,

exchange gifts, eat cake, and so on.

--Christmas.

[circus]

(sounds like christmas)

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What?

You want to hold Christmas!?

(nod)

(zealous)

The Emperor overheard us talking.

...So it seems...

(even though he's the emperor, he still does that...)

I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun, and eat cake, if we hold Christmas! --Thought the emperor.

[walrus]
<- how did we get to this from christmas?

I fetched this out of the Earth Christmas archives. Who is this... Read More " "

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Pudding Empire Corps Commander, Belmus.

Despite having the status of a Corps Commander; in order to support Piro Piro Snackbar's Miss Taeko, he lives an every day life devoid of luxury.

The 19-year old appartment where he lives.

Oh man I'm starving--

I shouldn't have eaten that entire onigiri I bought at the convenience store yesterday.

Man I can't wait for the end of the month--

I'd best wait until next month to buy Taeko's ring…

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That makes 3 litres of water today.

(but there's always room for more, water is fundamental in order to survive)
(what a go-getter)

...no matter how often I look, it stays empty.

If only I could have a taste of my own Belmus maki now...

(nori,... Read More " "

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The dreadful Pudding Empire.

Knowing their homeplanet of Bavaroa only has a lifespan left of 1 year, they are trying to discover their own way of life through the invasion of Earth.

Brace yourselves, once more!

In order to make Earth ours--

COME FORTH, STEEL DEMON!!

(serious)
(bean)

...

(can't say he didn't see it coming)

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(footsteps)
(man)
(jaba)
(emperor)

(speech bubbles)

The steel demon is visiting his parents in the countryside, who run a confectionary store. In order to settle the matter of his departure to Earth.

(roll roll)

strong bamboo poles for drying futons--

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Hm?

...Mom.

ST-

STEELY!!

Wahahaha!!

So you came back home, huh?
(dear, beer!)
Dear, you're drinking too much!

This is the happiest day... Read More " "

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Anything goes consultation room

Because I'm troubled about the invasion of Earth,

I decided to come to the "anything goes consultation room", in the city.

Man what a line.

Sure are a lot of people coming here with their troubles...

Hm?

Due to circumstances, we are closed on 17-19-23.

AH!

(looks like he belongs to the guy next to him)

THE LEGENDARY SWORD, CANNIBALISMER--!!

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The Legendary Sword, Cannibalismer...

With a craving for human blood, and a sharpness that can even tear liquids to pieces… A proud sword, that carries its own intentions, and decides its own master.

...why has the legendary sword come to the "anything goes consultation room" in the city...

Hm?

Oh! It's... Read More " "