Go Go! Pudding Empire 39

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Turtle Bath

Well isn't this a rare sight, Master Jaba at a bath-house.

Myes, well, our bath is broken.

(w-what's with the censor)

Alright, it's been a while since I've been in a bath this big, so I should take it easy.

Hm?

Aaaaaah, this bath is just what I needed…

AH!! Salmon Monster!!

Oooooh, feels so guuuuuuud--

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Salmon Monster. Previously mistaken for a regular salmon, and got halfway cooked into a meuniere by the Pudding Empire chef. And so, failed to invade Earth.

(half a salmon monster)
(salmon meuniere)
(the emperor who asked for seconds) (hello)
(and the owner of Takemura Clothes, Mister Takamura -2 children-)
(welcome)
(no relevance)

Foooooo… Master Jabaaaaa--

How ya doin?

…I should be asking how you're doing, having lost your other half.

What you see is what you get!
(hahahaaa, not!)

Oh man, I can feel it boiling to my bones.

Time to hop out.

(SPLASH)
(Jaba's legs)

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THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FEEL BUT YER BONES!!

(Kaaaakakakakaa, joke's on me!)

Oh! Forgot to wash my bod!!

--BUT. I don't even have a bod!

KAAAAAKAKAKAKAKAA
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA

…What happened to your other half?
(what a retard)

--Oh, that happened a few days ago.

I was chilling in the park, enjoying the sun. Just perfect weather.

Next thing I knew, I dozed off right there.

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But, Bucchi the stray cat came around.

So when I opened my eyes, damn thing had licked me clean!

Huh?

I laughed my ass off when I saw myself!
(heeeheeheeeeee-- stop it, my stomach)

But man, how about that Bucchi.

I mean, I'm supposed to be a Monster! A monster, man!

That cat ate a monster!

Now that's SPIRIT!!

Seriously-

Man-

I even gave him some pocket change.

You didn't have to do that.

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Alright then, I'm off.

Bye.

(don't swim in the pool man)

...What is that idiot thinking…

Fuuuu-- Fresh and clean.

Huh?

What's going on?

AH-

He even wants my bones, so he came back for more!!
KAAAAAKAKAKA
joke's on me

Now THAT'S spirit! Eat, Buchi, Eat! Eat it all!!

…Much more, Jaba thought about feeding it its head.