Go Go! Pudding Empire 46

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Magul, who was expected to invade Earth today…
(it's massacre time!!)

Seems to have strained his back.

…sigh.

…I can't say I'm very surprised anymore.
(I wouldn't expect otherwise)

yep yep
(nod nod)

…Right.

MASTER JABA, MASTER JABA!

I have recovered from my previous failure, and made a new invention!!
(last time's failed death series)

What.

Its name also louds: "LAST TIME'S FAILURE RECOVERY INVENTION" GUN!!

It is the successor to my previously developed concept. The 5 unopenable items that cause the Earthlings to die from stress.

If the humans bask in its rays, they will be struck by a most awkward atmosphere.

--and they will be crushed by this akwardness!!
(downfall of humanity) death by stress

YOU'VE DONE IT, DR. KAOBA!!

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Let's experiment.

You, please be our guinnea pig.

Me?

A… Am I gonna be fine?

Don't worry. I've set it on "weak."
(just a tiny sting)

Okay, here goes.
(gulp)
(serious pretence)

OH MY GAD, THE AWKWARDNESS!!

WHAAAAAAT-

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W… What kind of awkwardness is it?

…w… well.

It's like pigging out on the samplers at a supermarket,

only to be caught by a store clerk.

T…

That's hella awkward.

Try it out on me too!

MY GOD, IT'S AWKWARD!

What is it!?

It's like feigning sickness and skipping school; then during the evening going to the bookstore, and running into your homeroom teacher--!
(this manga is the best)

UWAAAAAAH!! THE AWKWARDNESS!!

ME TOO, ME TOO!

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I-IT'S LIKE SINGING TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT, THINKING NO ONE'S AROUND. BUT THEN SUDDENLY, THERE'S A PERSON BEHIND YOU!!
(we're men, we're manly men--)

(HEEEEEEEEK, AWKWAAAARRRRD, NO RECOVERING FROM THAT)
(stop please)

What an amazing invention, Dr. Kaoba.

If this is only the extent of the "weak" setting, I can't imagine how awkward the "strong" setting could be…

This is an amazing gun!

Earth will certainly become ours now!

But… no matter if a monster were to use that gun, he still can't go to Earth with a strained back.

(crack)

Planning to use the gun Dr. Kaoba developed, Gebros put everyone in a most awkward atmosphere.

(but it's fine, right? this gun was originally…)

--End of GOGO! Pudding Empire 2--