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ch 143: Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle!

pg01:

INTRO:
What's this show?!

SIGN:
Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle!

[ TN: A tsukkomi is a jab at something for comedic effect. ]

KANASHIKATA:
Let's begin, the Laugh Out Loud Tsukkomi Battle! I'm your host, the one
whose group blind date went poorly yesterday, Kanashikata Takashi!
MOMOKA:
And I'm the assistant that doesn't talk much, Kibitsu Momoka!

KANASHIKATA:
Momotan! I was so disappointed that you didn't come to yesterday's group
blind date! Anyway, aren't we looking forward to seeing celebrities duking
it out in tsukkomi battles?
MOMOKA:
Mmmm, yeah, I guess...
KANASHIKATA:
Okay, we'll introduce the contestants for today!

pg02:

KANASHIKATA:
One of the best in tsukkomi... Read More " "
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ch 142: The Brother's Interested In Whoever The Sister Is Interested In

pg01:

INTRO:
Suddenly, in the courtyard-
SAAYA:
Hm?
TSUBAKI:
Mm?

SAAYA:
Oh hey, Tsubaki-kun. /
Doing fine?
TSUBAKI:
Ah, Agata Saaya. /
Just fine.

SAAYA:
It feels like I haven't talked to you in ages. /
Though I do talk to Mimorin and Daisy sometimes.
TSUBAKI:
Hmm.

TSUBAKI:
We have no connection other than that your the President's sister, after all.
SAAYA:
You don't have to be so blunt! /
Tsubaki, you're really cold you know.

SAAYA:
Oh yeah, I had a terrible first impression of you.
TSUBAKI:
That goes for both of us. If you weren't the President's sister I wouldn't
have talked to you.

TEXT:
President this, President that...

pg02:

SAAYA:
Well, now we're... Read More " "
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ch 141: The Student Council Manga Recruitment Project

pg01:

INTRO:
Serious!

BOSSUN:
Okay...

BOSSUN:
So basically, it's like this.

AGATA:
We're gonna make a recruitment poster to attract new members, kakaka. /
Make sure it explains what our jobs are and the motivation we need.

UNYUU:
We should use pictures rather than words for the poster.

SHINBA:
Then how about a manga story?

DAISY:
Who's drawing it?

pg02:

AGATA:
Anyone will do. Let's leave it up to luck.

TEXT (right to left):
Daisy Mimorin Michiru Agata
TSUBAKI:
Wait a second!

TSUBAKI:
Why isn't my name there?
AGATA:
Ehhh... how should i put this.

AGATA:
You have zero sense in art.
TSUBAKI:
Uwaaaaahhh!!!

BOSSUN:
... And so, /
You were insistent on taking up the job, so... Read More " "
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ch 140: A profound offline meeting.

pg01:

INTRO:
What's this song?
BOSSUN:
A blue flame~ rises!
BOSSUN:
The power~ of trust! /
Can change~ the world!

BOSSUN:
Shian! /
The shining warrior!
SFX:
bam!
SFX:
boom!
BOSSUN:
Shian! /
The future soldier!

BOSSUN:
Shian! The hopeful fighter!

BOSSUN:
Shian! /
The useless guuuuy!!
HIMEKO:
Shaddup!

HIMEKO:
What's with all the Shian Shian nonsense! /
What the hell is that?!
BOSSUN:
Ah?! You don't know? It's the theme song!

BOSSUN:
Of "Code A: Shian of the Counterattack"
TITLE TEXT:
Code A: Shian of the Counterattack
HIMEKO:
Who cares?
[ TN: Reference to Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion ]

pg02:

BOSSUN:
You catch on quick, Himeko! That's it! /
With more energy, Shian!
HIMEKO:
Who... Read More " "
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ch 139: A confusing group of people.

pg01:

INTRO:
Back to everyday school life-

SIGN:
In the care of the Fujisaki family during the school trip.

BOSSUN:
Alright, next topic,

BOSSUN:
"Common-sounding female names".
HIMEKO:
Eh?!

HIMEKO:
Again with the "common-sounding" series? And this time with names?
SWITCH:
I think the topic's too vague. Doesn't everything work?
BOSSUN:
Course not, they have to seem really really common.
HIMEKO:
Give us an example then.
BOSSUN:
Hmm, lessee...

BOSSUN:
Suzuki Megumi.
HIMEKO:
Ohhh!!

pg02:

HIMEKO:
It sure sounds like there's loads of Suzuki Megumis walking around! /
I betcha there's one in this school!
TEXT:
Suzuki Megumi.
BOSSUN:
Told ya. /
Your... Read More " "
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ch 138: School Trip Rhapsody Pt. 7

pg01:

BOX:
Suyaki Terracotta's Summary.
[ TN: Suyaki refers to fired pottery ]
TEXT:
Hey, I'm a suyaki terracotta! /
Well, I look just like a normal pot. I can't speak, but I'm the storyteller
this time! (star)/
I know, I know! Nobody needs the summary anymore! /
And I know my name doesn't even come close to sounding like "Storyteller"! /
It's not my fault the mangaka ran out of ideas! I bet he just thinks that
anything that starts with S and T works! /
Anyway, enjoy the climax of the school trip arc!

BOSSUN:
What d'you think of Saaya?
INTRO:
A reluctant Himeko asks!

HIMEKO:
Er, I think she's a real tsundere, I guess.
BOSSUN:
That wasn't what I... Read More " "
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ch 137: School Trip Rhapsody Pt. 6

pg01:

BOX:
Scottish Terrier's Summary.
TEXT:
Woof woof! I'm a dog! Specifically, a Scottish Terrier and I'm the storyteller
this time! /
Anyway, Bossun and Himeko swapped bodies and they're in the 2nd night
of their school trip, woof! /
Despite Switch's efforts, the oblivious Saaya managed to approach Bossun (actually Himeko)! /

TEXT:
And that's what happened so far, woof! Honestly, I have no idea what these
humans are up to! They fight, destroy the environment. caused global warming
and more and they don't care! These ignorant humans should reflect on their
actions, woof.
INTRO:
The moment of truth.

STUDENT:
Hey, you bought souvenirs?
STUDENT:
Come to our room,... Read More " "
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136 - School Trip Rhapsody Pt 5

pg01:

BLUE TEXT:
What would these pajama-clad girls talk about? /
Sweets? Fashion? Or... romance?

pg02:

BOX:
Streaking Terai's summary
TEXT:
WASSUP!! Hi, I'm the Streaking Terai! I'm the storyteller this time! /
By the way, "streaking" means running around the streets stark naked! /
Anyway, I'm gonna start narrating, okay? /
..... (silence) /
Okay, so Bossun and Himeko switched bodies on the bus on the first day
of the school trip!

TEXT:
They've cleared the hurdles of "changing", "toilet" and "bath" and finally
survived their first day! /
And so I drew the summary below. /
It's easier to understand with a diagram... /
ACHOO! It sure is... Read More " "
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ch135: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 4

pg01:

BOX:
Story Tenor's summary
TEXT:
LALALA~~~ Wonderful! Music is beautiful! As you can see, I am one of
Kinshichou's 3 greatest tenors, the Story Tenor!LAAAAALA~~ /
HIMEKO:
Who are you?!
TEXT:
And so, I'm going to sing the summary! /
Feel the emotion through the song! /
In the middle~ of their school trip~ All thanks to Chuu-san~
Bossun and Himeko swapped bodies! /
Ah, are you feeling it?
BOX:
They swapped bodies.

TEXT:
THEN SOOOOO MAAANY THINGS HAPPENED~~ /
Suuuuuch as changing cloooothes~ and going to the toooooilet~ /
BUUUUUUUT~~!
Chuu-saaaan, who was supposed to make the soluuuution~~ /
Became aaaallll demotivated!! /
And then, the announcement to call them to the baths... Read More " "
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ch 134: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 3

pg01:

BOX:
Story Fighter's Summary!
INTRO:
Summary time!
HIMEKO:
Who the hell?!
TEXT:
SHONYUKEN! Hello, I'm the Story Fighter Shounyuu Ken! /
And that was my self-introduction, yeah! /
And lessee, the 2nd years are on their school trip! /
SCHOOL TRIP KNEE! /
I just named my new kneeing technique, yeah! /
It's this action, while yelling "Hey!"
HIMEKO:
Just get on with the summary!

TEXT:
Well, many things happened, and this is the current situation!
BOX ABOUT HIMEKO:
Bossun
BOX ABOVE BOSSUN:
Himeko
TEXT IN ARROW:
They swapped bodies.

TEXT:
And Chuu-san's making the pills to revert them to normal! Yeah!

TEXT:
Their first challenge was to help each other change into ski wear!... Read More " "
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ch 133: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 2

SIGN:
Story tailor's summary
TEXT:
I'm the story tailor.
HIMEKO:
Who the hell?!
TEXT:
Yes, I did not mispronounce teller as tailor. /
So, the 2nd years of Kaimei left for their 3D2N ski trip in Niigata. /
It appears that there was some development in the back of the bus. /
Oh, it seems that Himeko-san was carsick.

TEXT:
Hence, Chuuma-san wanted to give his homemade medicine to her. /
But when he took out his medicine case, there were some other weird pills.
ARROW:
Switched
BOX UNDER HIMEKO:
Bossun
BOX UNDER BOSSUN:
Himeko:
BOX BESIDE TSUBAKI:
Thinks he's Bossun.
TEXT:
So, ehem, Bossun-kun and Himeko-san swapped bodies.

TEXT:
And so, how will they survive this school... Read More " "
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ch 132: School Trip Rhapsody Pt 1

pg01:

SKET:
oh, look at the green pasture~
[ TN: They're singing a Japanese folk song, "Makiba wa Midori" ]

SKET:
A sea of grass~~
SKET:
The gentle breeze~

SKET:
Oh, look at the green pasture~

SKET:
See how thick it grew~

BOSSUN:
Hoi!

TSUBAKI:
What was that for, bastard!
INTRO:
2-C, as energetic as always! But why is Tsubaki here?
BOX:
On the way to the 3-day ski trip for their school trip.

pg02:

TEXT:
Ehem, as you know, we have 8 classes, from A to H. However, due to
unforeseen circumstances, there are only 7 buses.
TEXT:
Thus, we will have to decide to split a class to join the other 7 by
drawing lots.

TEXT:
Attention please!
TEXT:
Will the class... Read More " "
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ch 131: Skip!

pg01:

INTRO:
This homeroom session is about...?
CHUUMA:
So, you guys...

CHUUMA:
It's the school trip next week!
CLASS 2-C:
YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

BOSSUN:
YEAAAAAH, YEAAAAAH !!! OHHH YEAAAAAAHH!!!!
HIMEKO:
Bossun, you're too excited! Calm down a little, man!
CHUUMA:
Shaddup, brats!

CHUUMA:
I think you know, but our school trip is always a ski trip at Niigata.
BOSSUN:
Why a ski trip, though?
HIMEKO:
Yeah, usually it's Kyoto or Okinawa.

CHUUMA:
Don't be selfish, d'you know the mangaka doesn't have time to actually go to
Kyoto or Okinawa to gather material for that?
BOSSUN:
Huh? /
Whatcha talking about?
HIMEKO:
He's going off track now.

CHUUMA:
He just so happened to go to a ski trip in... Read More " "
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ch 130: Tsubaki's lame T-shirt collection

pg01:

SIGN:
Student Council
INTRO:
The usual student council meeting...

TSUBAKI:
Ahhhhh, it's somehow hot today.
TSUBAKI:
I think I'll just take off my shirt.

TSUBAKI:
Even though we're supposed to wear our uniforms at all times in school,
please overlook this this time.
SHIRT READS "ORDER"
TSUBAKI:
Ahhhh it's so hot...

STUDENT COUNCIL:
Here's one of Tsubaki's lame T-shirts again!

pg02:

TSUBAKI:
By the way, Shinba-san.

SHINBA:
W-What is it, Tsubaki-chan?
TSUBAKI:
What's the most important thing to make a better school?

TSUBAKI:
Eh? What about me?
TSUBAKI:
I think it should be "order", no?

STUDENT COUNCIL:
He's trying to draw attention to that... Read More " "
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ch 129: Fly, Housuke!

pg01:

INTRO TEXT:
Oh, we found what our cute client was looking for? Another case solved!
[The rest of the text and pg02 is about the 2nd drama CD]

pg03:

INTRO TEXT:
Saaya vs the Sket-dan, a tense face-off...?

SAAYA:
I came here specially today for no other reason.
BOSSUN:
You come here all the time!

SAAYA:
I'm here to give you a request, okay?
BOSSUN:
Whatcha acting high and mighty for?!
HIMEKO:
WHat's wrong?

SAAYA:
Yeah, there's no one I can ask... / can you help me?
SWITCH:
Well, you can talk to Himeko normally.
BOSSUN:
Still as bad with guys as ever, huh.

SAAYA:
Follow me for a while.

pg04:

HIMEKO:
The park?
SAAYA:
Yeah / I found him in a cardboard box and thought it... Read More " "
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ch128: Twintail Tsudere Girl!

pg01:

BOX:
I-It's not like I wanted to meet you or anything, okay?!
INTRO TEXT:
Tsun!*

[ *TN: See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere for this and later on ]

BOX:
Don't get the wrong idea!

BOSSUN:
Shaddup!

BOSSUN:
Just be honest dammit!
HIMEKO:
What?!
HIMEKO:
Who're you talking to?!
BOSSUN:
You like me and you know it!

SWITCH:
He's playing a dating sim I lent him. He wanted to try it out after
seeing me play it.
HIMEKO:
Dating sim?

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
I-I see....

pg02:

HIMEKO:
What, you're actually interested in this kinda things?
BOSSUN:
Man, I quit! This game sucks!
HIMEKO:
You know it. / Games aren't interesting.

SWITCH:
Bossun isn't compatible with... Read More " "
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pg01:

TEXT UNDER "SKET DANCE":
Side story.
TEXT IN BLACK BOX:
Biscuit Dance.
TEXT UNDER COVER PAGE:
Biscuit Dance, a fun playtime chapter!

*TN: The 2nd syllable of biscuit sounds like sket, hence the pun*

pg02:

INTRO TEXT:
Everyone, let's get along!

TEXT:
Sing-along!

ALL:
Oh see how the sun~ shines so brightly~
ALL:
We'll have loads of~ fun today too~
TEXT:
This is Biscuit Kindergarten.

ALL:
Look at us~ Running happily~
HIMEKO BOX:
The most energetic one, Himeko-chan.
MOMOKA BOX:
The shy one, Momoka-chan.
SWITCH BOX:
The know-it-all, Switch-kun.
CAPTAIN BOX:
The atheletic one, Captain.
ALL:
Being well-behaved~ good children~

ALL:
Biscuit, Biscuit, Biscuit, Biscuit~ Break it in half and... Read More " "
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chp 126: Go forth! PeloCan Girl!

pg01:

INTRO TEXT:
What's this commercial?

TV:
PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop!

TV:
PeloPeloPelollipop, PeloPelollipop!

TV:
Once you start...

TV:
You just can't stop!
HIMEKO:
Stop--!!!

BOSSUN:
Huh?
HIMEKO:
Did you see that, Bossun?
BOSSUN:
See what?
HIMEKO:
That. I recorded the Pelollipop Candy commerical just for this, y'know.
BOSSUN:
...right. Can I read my manga now?

pg02:

HIMEKO:
See, this girl didn't actually eat the lollipop.
BOSSUN:
Like I care!

BOSSUN:
Just shut up already! / What's with you all of the sudden anyway!
HIMEKO:
Watch carefully once more, idiot! / I'll rewind it, so pay attention, idiot!

TV:
PeloPeloPelollipop!

TV:
Once you... Read More " "
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chp 125: Fast reactions, doubts, meetings. (all 3 are read as Kaigi in Japanese)

pg01:

Bossun:
Kah-- Back in my day, I was awesome. I pitched in 18 games in Koshien.
Bossun:
My 83 strikeouts! And up until now, this record hasn't been broken! Until now!

*Long TL Note: Koshien is the Japanese High School baseball tournament.
Bossun's doing Bandou Eiji, a former pro baseball pitcher turned celebrity*

Bossun:
After that, I turned pro, yes siree.
Himeko:
You're good!
Bossun:
I was a pro pitcher.
Himeko:
You totally nailed that Bandou Eiji impression!

Bossun:
Nishishishi, that was a piece of cake.
Himeko:
You're amazing!
Bossun:
I can do others too.
Himeko:
Eh really?/How about... Read More " "
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chp 124: May I come backstage?

pg01:

Bossun:
Hey Swiiitch.

Bossun:
Did you know, Momoka has a concert nearby tomorrow.
Himeko:
Let's ask her for tickets so we can go together!

Bossun:
Hmm? What, you already have one?

Bossun:
Dammit, you went ahead and got a ticket only for yourself again!
Himeko:
Tell us next time when you do that!

Bossun:
Oi oi oi, you ignoring us now huh?!
Himeko:
You think you better than us?
Himeko:
You want us to really mess you up?

Bossun:
Hm?

pg02:

Switch:
I can't speak because my laptop broke down
Bossun:
Ah, that so.

Bossun:
But maaaaan, that really sucks for you!
Himeko:
You know it.

Bossun:
You can't speak, you can't research, the laptop-less Switch is just a
otaku with... Read More " "
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chp 123: Genesis World Grand Prix Part II

pg01:

Scroll: Summary
Yamanobe-sensei came to us to ask us to enter the Genesis World Grand Prix
which happens once every 4 years. We accepted his request.
OP TEXT:
The calm before the storm...?
Forming a team with Captain, we flew to where the strongest Genesists gather,
Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom! How will this Grand Prix turn out?
Roman:
To really appreciate this chapter, please read "Genesis Generation" from Vol. 3!

Announcer:
And thus the 10th Genesis World Grand Prix will commence!

Announcer:
Before we begin, the acting General Manager of the Genesis Association,
Prince of Mpruin Chipepesbu Kingdom would like to give a... Read More " "
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chp 122: Genesis World Grand Prix Part I

pg01:

Yamanobe:
...

Bossun:
...
E-eh? What's with that serious face, sensei?
Himeko:
I bet you brought some weird game again this time.
Yamanobe:
I have something to ask of you!

Yamanobe:
Do you..
want to aim for the top?

Bossun:
Huh?!
What?!
Yamanobe:
Aim for it.
Bossun:
For what?
Yamanobe:
The top.
Bossun:
The top?
In what?!

Yamanobe:
...

Yamanobe:
In Genesis.
Bossun:
GENESIS?!

pg02:

Bossun:
Ge-
Himeko:
Genesis World Grand Prix?

Yamanobe:
*gulp*

All:
...

Yamanobe:
Won't you consider taking part?
Bossun:
Hold up a second!!

Yamanobe:
Bearing the Japanese flag.
SFX:
*thump*
Bossun:
I said wait, dammit!

Bossun:
Huh? Since when was there a world championship?!
Yamanobe:
Of... Read More " "
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Chapter 121: Masked Love


Cover page:

Middle text:
They are always
the life of the party!

Title Box:
Chapter 121: Masked Love
by Shinohara Kenta

pg 01:

Yabasawa: Awful!! Who's that guy, he's so cool!!
Girl A: You don't know? That's Akkun.
Yabasawa: Akkun?

Girl A: He's got looks, personality and loads of female fans too.
Yabasawa: That's super awful!! Does he have a girlfriend?
Girl A: Not that I've heard of.
Yabasawa: AWFUL!

Girl A: I bet that a person like him would have any problems when it comes to love...


pg 02:

Eni: Please help me with my problems about love.

Bossun and Himeko: ...

Bossun: Pl-Please give us a sec...

*Note: Koi means love or carp in Japanese*
Bossun: Oi what now?... Read More " "
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Sket Dance chp 120 - Stop! Jubanni

pg01:

Switch: Here's a quiz.
There was a god that knew everything and could do anything.
The question is, can he make a boulder that cannot be lifted?

Bossun/Himeko: ...

Bossun/Himeko: Ehhhhhhh?!

Himeko: Sure he can, he's a god.
Bossun: But wouldn't a omnipotent god be able to lift the boulder?
Himeko: Course he can, he's a god.
...eh? Then it wouldn't be a boulder that cannot be lifted...

Switch: Hahaha, no matter how you think of it, it's impossible.
This is a parad-

Himeko: No way! This is too complicated, it's creepy!
Switch: As I said, a para-
Bossun: Don't give up! There must be a way out, he's omnipotent! Erm....
Switch: Par-
Himeko:... Read More " "
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