Sket Dance 133

ch 133: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 2

SIGN:
Story tailor's summary
TEXT:
I'm the story tailor.
HIMEKO:
Who the hell?!
TEXT:
Yes, I did not mispronounce teller as tailor. /
So, the 2nd years of Kaimei left for their 3D2N ski trip in Niigata. /
It appears that there was some development in the back of the bus. /
Oh, it seems that Himeko-san was carsick.

TEXT:
Hence, Chuuma-san wanted to give his homemade medicine to her. /
But when he took out his medicine case, there were some other weird pills.
ARROW:
Switched
BOX UNDER HIMEKO:
Bossun
BOX UNDER BOSSUN:
Himeko:
BOX BESIDE TSUBAKI:
Thinks he's Bossun.
TEXT:
So, ehem, Bossun-kun and Himeko-san swapped bodies.

TEXT:
And so, how will they survive this school trip?
HIMEKO:
Like i said, who are you?!
INTRO:
A dangerous school trip!

pg02:

CHUUMA:
Listen up.

CHUUMA:
I don't have the pills to return you to normal.
CHUUMA:
Therefore, you are in serious trouble.

CHUUMA:
Do you understand?
HIMEKO:
No shit we do! /
By the way, it's your fault!
BOSSUN:
I can't take this anymore!
BOSSUN:
I was looking forward to this trip! Why did this happen!
SWITCH:
This is a sight to see.

CHUUMA:
Don't be noisy, brats! It's not like I can do anything about it!
HIMEKO:
It's. Your. Fault!
BOSSUN:
Whatcha acting all innocent for?!
CHUUMA:
Just shut up and accept it!

CHUUMA:
Be a man!
BOSSUN:
I'm a girl!

BOSSUN:
What's with this guy?! HE doesn't understand the situation!
BOSSUN:
What kinda attitude is that!
HIMEKO:
Ahhhhhh! What do we do!!

CHUUMA:
Oh yeah, about that.
CHUUMA:
I checked out the kitchen, and...

pg03:

CHUUMA:
And I found the ingredients to make some SoulSwap.
HIMEKO:
For real?!

BOSSUN:
I didn't see that coming! You can make that kind of wonder drug here?!
CHUUMA:
I'm lucky that the ingredients just happened to be here. /
Though to make shady drugs, it's not the materials, but the skill!
HIMEKO:
Don't admit that it's shady! /
And don't say it like you're a experienced chef!

CHUUMA:
By the way, the ingredients are eggs, natto, soy sauce, beef, leeks,
sukiyaki stock, and that thing that gives a ocean blue flame.
HIMEKO:
That was what we just had for lunch!
BOSSUN:
Are you sure you're not just winging it here?!

CHUUMA:
Anyway, I'll get a room to make the SoulSwap. /
I brought a beaker and a pipette too.
HIMEKO:
NOW it's chemistry?!
CHUUMA:
If this goes well, I'll be doone before dinner.
BOSSUN:
A SoulSwap's that easy to make?!

HIMEKO:
So... we just gotta hang on until you're done?
CHUUMA:
Yeah, just go ski or snowboard for a while.

SFX:
*peek*
PRINCIPAL:
Wahaha!
PERSON:
Principal, right this way!
CHUUMA:
But, remember...

pg04:

CHUUMA:
Don't ever let anyone know of this.
SKET:
Huh?!
CHUUMA:
If the higher-ups catch wind of this, /
there goes my job for sure.
SKET:
As if i care!

HIMEKO:
You get what you deserve!
BOSSUN:
NOW you're trying to save your own ass?!
CHUUMA:
Then you know what happens after I get fired?

CHUUMA:
You'll lose your club advisor.
SKET:
Ugh.

CHUUMA:
And then, what happens? The club gets disbanded, no?
HIMEKO:
We get it, we get it!
SWITCH:
I haven't heard that threat in a while.
BOSSUN:
I've been wanting to say this for a while, but you suck!

HIMEKO:
Eh, where's Tsubaki? /
He thinks he's me, right?
SWITCH:
By me, she means Bossun.
BOSSUN:
That was complicated...

CHUUMA:
Oh yeah, don't worry. I gave him a Hypno and told him to return to being Tsubaki.

CHUUMA:
He should be back to normal by now.

pg05:

SIGNS READ "KATSUKIYA"

TSUBAKI:
...

SFX:
*pop*

SFX:
*gulp*

TSUBAKI:
Return to normal!
TSUBAKI:
I'm Tsubaki Sasuke!

TEXT:
I'm not Bossun!
TEXT:
Become Tsubakiiiii!!!

TEXT:
Become Tsubaki, become Tsubaki...
CAT:
Meow
TEXT:
Bwecome Tsubaki... Hmm?
[ TN: Tsubaki went "nyaa", the sound a cat makes in Japanese ]
T
TEXT:
Don't bwe distracted by a cat! Focus! Fwocussssss!!!
TEXT:
Become Tsubaki, bwecome Tsubaki...

pg06:

CHUUMA:
Just leave the rest to me.
CHUUMA:
I'm gonna shut myself in, just go pass the time for a while.
HIMEKO:
We're counting on you, Chuu-san!
BOSSUN:
We're REALLY counting on you!!

SKET:
Whew... / So.

HIMEKO:
What to do now?
BOSSUN:
We shouldn't wander off. /
Our cover's gonna blow if we talk to others.
HIMEKO:
Hmmm, but then...

HIMEKO:
We should have fun, it's the school trip!
[ TN: Bossun managed to pull off an accurate Kansai accent ]
BOSSUN:
Eh?!

BOSSUN:
What was that! Did you imitate me?
HIMEKO:
I'm really good at this!
BOSSUN:
You really nailed the way I speak!

BOSSUN:
That's our Bossun! You won't get busted like that! /
Aha! I'll try imitating you!

HIMEKO:
I can imitate you really well too... er, yo!
[ TN: Himeko tries to speak like Bossun, but failed. ]
BOSSUN:
You're terrible at it!

pg07:

HIMEKO:
But we sound exactly like how we should, so it should be fine, right?
SWITCH:
If you don't say anything more than necessary, yeah.
BOSSUN:
Nobody's gonna drag us into a deep conversation in the middle of a ski
trip anyway!

SWITCH:
That's right.

SWITCH:
Hm...

SAAYA:
What does Bossun think of Himeko-chan?

SWITCH:
Why don't you ask him directly?
SAAYA:
I'll find an opportunity to.
TEXT:
What do you think of Himeko-chan?
TEXT UNDER BOSSUN:
Actually Himeko
SAAYA:
She'll get hurt after asking so seriously.

BOSSUN:
Look at me, I'm an idiot!
HIMEKO:
The hell is that?!

HIMEKO:
Hm, what's wrong Switch? You're sweating a storm there.
SWITCH:
This is bad. I need to intervene.
HIMEKO:
"Intervene"?
SWITCH:
I-It's nothing!

pg08:

TSUBAKI:
To all Kaimei 2nd years. /
You are free to do anything until 5pm.

BOSSUN:
Oh, it's Tsubaki. /
Looks like he's back to normal.
TSUBAKI:
Everyone, change into your ski gear and meet at the slope, meow.
HIMEKO:
Alright, let's go!

HIMEKO:
"meow"? / ...?
BOSSUN:
Switch, you're gonna ski or snowboard?
SWITCH:
Snowboard ftw.
BOSSUN:
Ah, I wanna do that too, teach me!

HIMEKO:
Where's the ski gear?
SWITCH:
It's in our rooms, I believe.
BOSSUN:
Hmm?

YABASAWA:
Ah, Himeko-chan, there you are! Let's go!
HIMEKO:
Oh yeah!
BOSSUN:
.....

BOSSUN:
...
HIMEKO:
See ya, Himeko! /
HIMEKO:
Go to my room, I'll meet you at the slope later!

pg09:

HIMEKO:
Hey, where's our room?
BOSSUN:
Hold it.
SFX:
*clap*
HIMEKO:
Huh?

BOSSUN:
Ah, sorry Yabasawa-san. /
Can you head back first?
YABASAWA:
? ... Awfully sure.
BOSSUN:
Sorry 'bout that.

HIMEKO:
What was that for? I wanna go change already!
BOSSUN:
-for real?!
HIMEKO:
Ah?

BOSSUN:
Are you for real?!
HIMEKO:
Come again?

HIMEKO:
Huh?! What was that for? And I could do that face?!
BOSSUN:
ARE. YOU. FOR. REAL.
HIMEKO:
Cut that out! It's a scary face!

HIMEKO:
Whatcha being so pissed for?!
BOSSUN:
You're taking it too normally! You do know you're gonna see my naked body?!
HIMEKO:
Ah?! Not like I can help that!

HIMEKO:
And it's not a big deal anyway.
BOSSUN:
It is!

pg10:

BOSSUN:
I will murder you! You're talking about a female high school student's
body here!
HIMEKO:
Huh?! You think I'm interested in YOUR body?!
BOSSUN:
What?!

BOSSUN:
Also, you're gonna see the other girls changing!
HIMEKO:
Eh...?

HIMEKO:
O-

HIMEKO:
Other girls?
TEXT:
SHould I wear tights? /
This is cute~ /
I can't ski! /
My bra's too tight now...

HIMEKO:
Uwaaahhh!! Girls will be changing all around me!
BOSSUN:
NOW you realise?!

HIMEKO:
Of course, that would be paradise for a guy like me! .. but no, I
can't take that!
BOSSUN:
This guy's actually thought of doing it...
SWITCH:
Bossun's a normal high school boy after all.

HIMEKO:
Fine! I'll go change in the bathroom myself!
BOSSUN:
NEVEEEER!!
HIMEKO:
Bwgh!!

pg11:

BOSSUN:
Kyaaaa!! My body!! /
I just hit myself with all my strength!

HIMEKO:
Ugh... But that didn't hurt that much. /
My slap's so damn weak...
SWITCH:
This just gets better every time.

HIMEKO:
Fine, I'll just change without looking, okay?!
BOSSUN:
Never! No way I can leave you alone!

BOSSUN:
.... / .... It's
BOSSUN:
It's not a matter of whether you'll see it or not.
HIMEKO:
Ah?

BOSSUN:
You're...
BOSSUN:
You're gonna...

BOSSUN:
You're gonna touch, right?
HIMEKO:
What?!

HIMEKO:
...

pg12:

HIMEKO:
Nope, never will.
BOSSUN:
Liar!
BOSSUN:
There was a pause!

HIMEKO:
Really, I won't touch.
BOSSUN:
I can't trust you!

HIMEKO:
Cross my heart, I'm not gonna touch!
BOSSUN:
No way, no way!

HIMEKO:
I'll rather die before I do that.
BOSSUN:
Just touch me already!

HIMEKO:
Huh?!
BOSSUN:
Whatcha being so insistent for! /
It kinda hurts my feelings!
SWITCH:
This is a difficult age for all of us.

SFX:
*open*

GIRL:
Eh?


HIMEKO:
Ah.

GIRL:
We've already changed Himeko, where are you going?
HIMEKO:
Erm, uh, I was pooping!
GIRL:
Huh?!

HIMEKO:
I came here to fetch my ski wear, where is it?
GIRL:
Fetch? It's inside. You're not gonna change in there?
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah, I'm gonna go someplace else...
GIRL:
Eh?

pg13:

SIGN:
Do not disturb! -Chuuma.

CHUUMA:
Alright, preparations are done.
CHUUMA:
Time to start.

CHUUMA:
It's partially my fault that it happened, so.
CHUUMA:
Let's get this over with!

CHUUMA:
...

CHUUMA:
Darn, I'm feeling sleepy... /
Aha, that's it!

CHUUMA:
Hehehe, / Hypno!

CHUUMA:
I don't feel sleepyyyyy... and there.
SFX:
*pop*

CHUUMA:
Now I'm feeling so...
CHUUMA:
...Hm? / Eh?
CHUUMA:
I feel so.... / Hmm...

pg14:

HIMEKO:
...
BOSSUN:
...

SWITCH:
I see you've brought your stuff.
BOSSUN:
Yeah...
SWITCH:
Use the guys' rooms, nobody's gonna come back.
HIMEKO:
We really got a sucky room after losing that skipping contest...

SWITCH:
The only solution to your current problem:
SWITCH:
"Help each other change".

SWITCH:
One person will be blindfolded, the other will change for him/her.
SWITCH:
It's troublesome, but it's the only way.

SWITCH:
I'll keep a lookout, just get this over with.
BOSSUN:
Okay...

SWITCH:
Well, all the best (lol)
HIMEKO:
What was that lol for!

pg15:

BOSSUN:
Okay...
BOSSUN:
Lessee... / For now,

BOSSUN:
Put on the blindfold.
SFX:
*slip*
HIMEKO:
Yeah.
HIMEKO:
Uwah, it's pitch-black.

BOSSUN:
Then...
BOSSUN:
Hmmm...
BOSSUN:
Err...

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna strip you?
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah...

BOSSUN:
Hands up.
HIMEKO:
Mm.

SFX:
*slip*
SFX:
*lift*

HIMEKO:
What the hell?!
HIMEKO:
What's going on?!

pg16:

HIMEKO:
Erm...
HIMEKO:
Himeko-san, hey...

HIMEKO:
What situation am I currently in...?
BOSSUN:
Ah?!! /
You're in your underwear!!
BOSSUN:
Specifically, bra and panties! DON'T TOUCH, EVER!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna put the ski wear on you...
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah... / Just do this quickly!

BOSSUN:
....

BOSSUN:
Whoa, I've never seen my back properly before...

pg17:

TEXT:
But doesn't my back look really pretty?

TEXT:
So fair! So smooth! /
I'm like a Russian!

TEXT:
Check out that tight curve! Whoa!
Doesn't all of that make it a perfect body?!

TEXT:
My body should be in the House of Wax or something! /
Like, "Hey missy, why aren't you a model yet?" and stuff!
HIMEKO:
Oi!
HIMEKO:
Oi!

HIMEKO:
Oi!
BOSSUN:
Eh... Ah!
HIMEKO:
Put on my clothes, it's freezing, man!

BOSSUN:
...Tch!

BOSSUN:
If I was a guy, I'd go for me!
HIMEKO:
Huh?! Stop speaking nonsense! I'm gonna die of hypothermia here!
BOSSUN:
Uwaaah!! Don't touch me! /
Kyaaaa!! My body!

pg18:

SFX:
*open*

HIMEKO:
Wheeeeeeewwwwwwww...

SWITCH:
Looks like you managed to change.
HIMEKO:
First time I've ever got so tired from just changing clothes.

BOSSUN:
Anyway, we're finally in our ski gear.
HIMEKO:
Yeah!

SKET:
Let's go to the slope!

HIMEKO:
!!

pg19:

HIMEKO:
Ahh!!
BOSSUN:
Hm?

BOSSUN:
What happened, Bossun?
HIMEKO:
Ah.
HIMEKO:
Ah!

HIMEKO:
Erm... /
see...
HIMEKO:
I...

HIMEKO:
I need to go to the toilet.

SKET:
UWEEEEEEEHHHHH???!!!
BOX:
How will this turn out? Stay tuned for the next chapter, "Bossun and Himeko goes to the toilet"!
OUTRO:
Out of the frying pan and into the fire!