Sket Dance 135

ch135: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 4

pg01:

BOX:
Story Tenor's summary
TEXT:
LALALA~~~ Wonderful! Music is beautiful! As you can see, I am one of
Kinshichou's 3 greatest tenors, the Story Tenor!LAAAAALA~~ /
HIMEKO:
Who are you?!
TEXT:
And so, I'm going to sing the summary! /
Feel the emotion through the song! /
In the middle~ of their school trip~ All thanks to Chuu-san~
Bossun and Himeko swapped bodies! /
Ah, are you feeling it?
BOX:
They swapped bodies.

TEXT:
THEN SOOOOO MAAANY THINGS HAPPENED~~ /
Suuuuuch as changing cloooothes~ and going to the toooooilet~ /
BUUUUUUUT~~!
Chuu-saaaan, who was supposed to make the soluuuution~~ /
Became aaaallll demotivated!! /
And then, the announcement to call them to the baths caaaaameeeeee~~!!

TEXT:
And soooo~ Will they pass their greatest hurdle yet, "Bathtime [heart]"~~? /
Oh and actually, I did not sing at all.
HIMEKO:
Who cares?!
INTRO:
Their toughest challenge!... Probably.

pg02:

BOSSUN:
What the hell are we gonna do?!

BOSSUN:
We have to go to the bath! How are we gonna survive that?!
BOSSUN:
There's no escape this time!
HIMEKO:
Huh?

HIMEKO:
Can't we just enter normally?
BOSSUN:
Idiot!
HIMEKO:
Bwwff!!

HIMEKO:
T-This is your own body, man!
BOSSUN:
I don't care anymore! There's no witty comeback for that!

BOSSUN:
D'you get what's going on here? /
You're gonna be naked! NAKED!
HIMEKO:
N-Naked...
BOSSUN:
I'm so not letting you wash MY body!
HIMEKO:
Oh... / That so...

pg03:

BOSSUN:
Also...
BOSSUN:
I said this so many times.

BOSSUN:
But other girls will be around!
BOSSUN:
All of them!

BOSSUN:
You're gonna go to the girl's bath!
BOSSUN:
Like hell I'm letting you invade the bath the girls from classes A to C!

BOSSUN:
I won't let this manga go down the ecchi road, ever!!

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
... Hm.

HIMEKO:
Let me go, please?
BOSSUN:
You're just gonna ignore me?!

pg04:

BOSSUN:
What was that honest tone for? Did you not hear the "never" part?!
HIMEKO:
What's wrong with that?! I'm going to the girls' bath in a girl's body!
BOSSUN:
And then you get to touch my body and look at other girls too! Who knows
what else you're gonna do! /
I gotta be crazy to say yes to that!
HIMEKO:
Uwaaaah! I'm gonna miss out on so much! Not that I care about your body,
but I can't give up this chance to go into the girls' bath without sneaking
around!
BOSSUN:
Just die already!

HIMEKO:
So, what else can we do? / We'll just skip bathing for today? I'm fine with
that, you know.
BOSSUN:
Of course you are! It's my body you're walking in!

HIMEKO:
I think your body'll be fine without washing for a day too, you know.
BOSSUN:
GYAAAAAAAHH!!

BOSSUN:
Don't smell me!

HIMEKO:
Guwaaahh!!
BOSSUN:
Don't sniff a woman's body after sweating so much from skiing, idiot!
CHUUMA:
The world should just be flooded...

pg05:

CAPTAIN:
Oh?

CAPTAIN:
Himeko-chaaaaan!!

HIMEKO:
H-Hey Captain, Saaya! You doing well? I'm doing well.
CAPTAIN:
Huh?
HIMEKO:
Ah... Never mind.

CAPTAIN:
I see you two are still moving around together.
HIMEKO:
Ah... um. / Yeah...

CAPTAIN:
By the way, you wanna go with us to the bath?

HIMEKO:
T-The bath?
CAPTAIN:
Yeah!
HIMEKO:
Ah, I think I'll pass, I like a bit of dirtiness once in a while.
CAPTAIN:
Huh?
BOSSUN:
Don't say stupid stuff, stupid!

pg06:

CAPTAIN:
Let's wash each other's backs!
HIMEKO:
Wash backs?

TEXT:
Himeko-chan, your back's so smooth!
TEXT:
Yaaaah, stop that!
TEXT:
Really, stop!

HIMEKO:
Oh, okay!
BOSSUN:
What the hell?!
[TN: "Bossun" says that in her Kansai accent]

CAPTAIN:
"What the hell"?
CAPTAIN:
Eh? Bossun, why do you have a Kansai accent?
BOSSUN:
Er, it's nothing!

BOSSUN:
Why did you say yes?! We're supposed to be going to family baths!
HIMEKO:
My mind went blank when I imagined what would happen...
BOSSUN:
Don't lose it, man!

CAPTAIN:
Bossun, we wanna go to the bath, you know...
BOSSUN:
Wait! / You can't!
BOSSUN:
You can't do that!

CAPTAIN:
Bossun, aren't you acting kinda weird?
SAAYA:
Yeah, you have nothing to do with this! Go away!
BOSSUN:
No, just listen!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna go bathe with Himeko, see.
SAAYA/CAPTAIN:
Ehhhhh?!?!

pg07:

CAPTAIN:
Bossun, do you know what you're saying?!
SAAYA:
Kyaaaaaa, sicko!!
HIMEKO:
You lost it too!
BOSSUN:
Ah... that was a joke!

BOSSUN:
I always thought "Himeko is so gorgeous, I wanna see her naked!" and
accidentally said it out loud!
HIMEKO:
Stop making things worse, dumbass!

SAAYA:
I'm.. I'm gonna go now! Bossun, you're the worst! Go to hell!
CAPTAIN:
Wait, Saaya!

CAPTAIN:
I don't really get it, but we're going in first! By the way, go to hell Bossun!
BOSSUN:
C-Captain?!

HIMEKO:
What did you say, dammit!
BOSSUN:
Shaddup!!!
HIMEKO:
Bwfugh!
TEXT:
Everyone's confused after the whole thing
BOX:
He's still observing Saaya

pg08:

SIGN:
Family bath

BOSSUN:
Hey, you know... /
We kinda got used to this, huh?
HIMEKO:
Yeah...

BOSSUN:
The guy at the counter gave me weird looks when I said we're gonna use the
family bath. /
"Aren't you a Kaimei student", he said. I still managed to persuade him, though.

BOSSUN:
And it looks like lots of people are wearing swimsuits to open baths these days. /
Thanks to that, I managed to buy this swimsuit, eh?
HIMEKO:
Yeah...

BOSSUN:
So...
BOSSUN:
We're done!

HIMEKO:
Uuuu... What did I do to deserve this...

pg09:

HIMEKO:
Uwaaaahhhh!! It hurts! I can't see anything! I hate this! /
At least take away the blindfold!
BOSSUN:
I got it, I got it! /
Stop fidgeting!

BOSSUN:
Alright, let's go!
HIMEKO:
What are you covering your chest for?!

HIMEKO:
Stop that! You're a guy now, you don't have to do it!
BOSSUN:
Now that you mention it...
HIMEKO:
Don't do that pose with my body!

HIMEKO:
Stop that! /
Move your hands!
BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
Let me see it! Okay, that came out wrong...
HIMEKO:
There's nothing to be embarrassed about, dammit!

BOSSUN:
Ugh...
SFX:
*swing*
BOSSUN:
Oh...

HIMEKO:
What was that "Oh..." for?! /
That's my body you're in! Stop being shy!
BOSSUN:
'Cause I'm showing you my chest...
HIMEKO:
That's not YOUR chest, it's mine! Ahhh, screw this!

pg10:

BOSSUN:
Let's just go in already!
BOSSUN:
I'm gonna lead you in with the leash, don't trip.

SFXes:
*huff*
BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Stop bouncing my body around! My face is getting red here!
HIMEKO:
You didn't have to tie my feet too!

HIMEKO:
And why am I blindfolded again!
BOSSUN:
No way I'm letting you see my body while I wash it!
HIMEKO:
I'm wearing a bikini! It's fine!

HIMEKO:
Why are my hands and feet tied up, blindfolded and put on a leash?!
HIMEKO:
I've been dying to say this for a while... /
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE MASOCHISTIC?!
BOSSUN:
Don't...Don't say stupid stuff!

pg11:

BOSSUN:
I-I'm not masochistic, you know?
HIMEKO:
I didn't mean you!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna remove the blindfold and the leg bindings.
HIMEKO:
Yeah... thanks for the freedom...

BOSSUN:
Okay
BOSSUN:
You got it?

BOSSUN:
Don't move around, okay?! /
Reply if you understand!
HIMEKO:
Okay!

BOSSUN:
I'm gonna wash your body now, okay?
HIMEKO:
Okay! / Yes sir!

BOSSUN:
Sit.
HIMEKO
Yes!

BOSSUN:
Where do we start first?
HIMEKO:
I'm getting that masochistic vibe again!

BOSSUN:
Shut it! Not another word!
HIMEKO:
Ah, then from the head... /
Please!

pg12:

HIMEKO:
Uwaaaaah... This feels great! /
Wow, it feels so nice to have someone wash your hair for you! Hehehehe!

BOSSUN:
Ugh... This is somehow humiliating... Why do I have to do this...
HIMEKO:
Ah, slightly to the left!
BOSSUN:
Though I'm not so against this...

HIMEKO:
Ahhhh... I wouldn't mind having this everyday!
BOSSUN:
Huh?

HIMEKO:
Maybe, when I marry in the future, I'd like this everyday.
TEXT:
Uhyahyahyahya

pg13:

BOSSUN:
Huh?!?!

BOSSUN:
What d'you think you're saying, dumbass!
HIMEKO:
Huh?!
BOSSUN:
Who do you think you're marrying?!
HIMEKO:
Huh??!!

HIMEKO:
How would I know?! /
I just said, maybe in the future!
BOSSUN:
Ah...
HIMEKO:
Can't I get my wife to wash my hair for me?!
BOSSUN:
E-Errrr...

BOSSUN:
Y-yeah well, you just do whatever you want.
HIMEKO:
Yeah, I'll do just that, thank you very much! /
Why do I even need your permission anyway?!
BOSSUN:
Yeah, not that I care. Oh, before I forget, go to hell, Bossun.
HIMEKO:
You too?!

BOSSUN:
...
BOSSUN:
Tch...

BOSSUN:
Eh... / Lessee...

BOSSUN:
Okay, I'm gonna wash your body now.
HIMEKO:
Yeah...

pg14:

BOSSUN:
It's different from just now, you might feel something weird.
HIMEKO:
Okay...
BOSSUN:
So, don't feel anything! Be an object! /
Got it? You're an object! Don't move, you object!
HIMEKO:
Was that verbal abuse necessary?!

HIMEKO:
Don't start getting nervous, and don't let the butterflies into your stomach!
BOSSUN:
What nonsense was that?! /
Can we just get this over with, please?!

BOSSUN:
...

TEXT:
If I get too calm about this, I'll be certified crazy!
TEXT:
Pretend I'm some old dude washing his car!

BOSSUN:
Whew...

BOSSUN:
We're almost done.
BOSSUN:
What's left is...

pg15:

BOSSUN:
The parts covered by the bikini.
HIMEKO:
Yeah...

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
Ah, don't worry!
BOSSUN:
I won't peek!

HIMEKO:
I'll look up at all times! Just do it quick! /
See?
BOSSUN:
Okay... / Don't look down!

BOSSUN:
Okay, raise your hands.
HIMEKO:
Yeah.

SFX:
*slip*

pg16:

BOSSUN:
....
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN:
Note: He's Himeko.
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO:
Note: She's Bossun.

HIMEKO:
Ugh... Whoa, what's this sensation!
HIMEKO:
More importantly...

HIMEKO:
Can you actually print this?!
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN:
Note: He's Himeko!
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO:
Note: She's Bossun!

BOSSUN:
Whew...
BOSSUN:
One last thing...

BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
J-Just tell me what pose to do! I'll be a stone! I won't feel
anything or see anything! I'm THE stone!
BOSSUN:
...
HIMEKO:
Okay? So what do I do?

pg17:

BOSSUN:
Okay, raise your arms.
HIMEKO:
Okay!

BOSSUN:
Feet apart.
HIMEKO:
Yeah!

BOSSUN:
Then...
HIMEKO:
Yeah!

BOSSUN:
Stick out your butt.
HIMEKO:
Y-Yes!

BOSSUN:
Why are you agreeing to everything?!
HIMEKO:
Who cares, quickly! /
And please be gentle!
BOSSUN:
Huh?!

BOSSUN:
Here I go!
SFX:
*slip*
HIMEKO:
Yeah!

BOSSUN:
...
HIMEKO:
...

TEXT:
Enjoy the dialogue and steam.
HIMEKO:
D'you get that weird atmosphere feeling?
BOSSUN:
Quiet!

pg18:

HIMEKO:
Here.
BOSSUN:
Ah, /
thanks.

SFX:
*pop*

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
...

SFX:
*sip*

HIMEKO:
When we return to normal...

HIMEKO:
Let's forget this, yeah?
BOSSUN:
Promise.
BOX:
Thus,

pg19:

BOSSUN:
Like I can sleep!
BOX:
The turbulent day

YABASAWA:
...

BOX:
comes to an end.

YABASAWA:
Isn't that awful? Being tied up like that.
HIMEKO:
It turns me on!

OUTRO:
That concludes the first half! A more troublesome second half awaits!