Sket Dance 125

Reserved for TrinityBAKumA.

chp 125: Fast reactions, doubts, meetings. (all 3 are read as Kaigi in Japanese)

pg01:

Bossun:
Kah-- Back in my day, I was awesome. I pitched in 18 games in Koshien.
Bossun:
My 83 strikeouts! And up until now, this record hasn't been broken! Until now!

*Long TL Note: Koshien is the Japanese High School baseball tournament.
Bossun's doing Bandou Eiji, a former pro baseball pitcher turned celebrity*

Bossun:
After that, I turned pro, yes siree.
Himeko:
You're good!
Bossun:
I was a pro pitcher.
Himeko:
You totally nailed that Bandou Eiji impression!

Bossun:
Nishishishi, that was a piece of cake.
Himeko:
You're amazing!
Bossun:
I can do others too.
Himeko:
Eh really?/How about Doraemon?

Bossun:
No problem.
Himeko:
You can do Doraemon?!
Switch:
I want to see that.

Box:
Himeko's tsukkomi simulation
Text:
Kuku... He'll just say "I'm Doraemon!"
Then I'll go "You only said the name, what kinda crappy impression was that!", ushishishi...

Himeko:
The hell?! You look exactly like Doraemon when he's useless and panicky in the movie version!/
That's too good!

pg02:

Switch:
I can do impressions too.
Himeko:
Oh, who can you do?

Switch:
Kamiya Mao from Ponytail Revolution.
Himeko:
Who the hell is that!
Bossun:
Why did you bring a exact scale sized bust here!

Switch:
Being happy is Number One [star]!
Himeko:
I said, we don't know who's that!

Switch:
Actually, that was pretty spot-on.
Bossun:
Of course it was! You just altered the voice!
Himeko:
All you did was to add voice data that was similar and use it!

Himeko:
But that sure sounded like that rich missy from the Student Council.
Switch:
Unyuu-san? I guess that voice did sound like her type.
Bossun:
Ah! I know, I know! I can do Student Council impressions!

Bossun:
Kakaka,
Don't ever come here again, fool!

Himeko:
That's the President! You sounded exactly like him!/
You really can do every impression?!
Switch:
Rather, why does his face changes too?

pg03:

Himeko:
My turn, my turn! I'll do a Student Council impression too!
I'll do Daisy-chan!
Bossun:
Oh, that was unexpected! Give it a shot!

Himeko:
Ermmmm/
Gimme a sec.
Himeko:
Ermmmm, uhhhhh/
Hmm.

Himeko:
Yahhhhh I can't do it if you stare at me!
Bossun:
Just do it already!

Himeko:
Drown in the gutter and die.
Bossun:
Eh? you nailed it!

Bossun:
That was surprisingly good!
Himeko:
Eh? For real?
Switch:
Your voice is similar to hers after all.
Himeko:
Can I go on TV with this?
Bossun:
Like hell you can! You're just copying someone in our school!

Himeko:
Do Tsubaki next!
Bossun:
Huh?
Himeko:
You did that before, didn't you?
Switch:
I want to see that./
Ready, action!

Bossun:
...!!
Himeko:
Whatcha being embarrassed for!

pg04:

Tsubaki:
Whew... I'm finally here.

Bossun:
Fools... Huh?
Himeko:
Hey it's Tsubaki. What's up?

Tsubaki:
Th-That voice...
Tsubaki:
Fujisaki and Onizuka?

Bossun:
What do you mean, "that voice"?

Tsubaki:
Wh-/
Where is this?
Bossun:
Huh?!

pg05:

Bossun:
You lost your contact lenses?

Bossun:
In the first place, you wore contacts?!
Tsubaki:
Yeah, I'm extremely short-sighted. I need my contacts to see.
Himeko:
To mix up our room and the council room, your eyesight really sucks!

Tsubaki:
You look really fuzzy to me right now.
Bossun:
How extreme is your short-sightedness!

Bossun:
At least get a pair of specs.
Tsubaki:
I usually bring a pair with me, but it's not with me today.

Tsubaki:
Also, I don't like wearing spectacles. It feels like I'll return to my old self...
Bossun:
Hmmmmmm...
Bossun:
I don't really get it, but that must be tough.

Tsubaki:
Sorry for intruding, anyway.
Himeko:
Oi, are you okay?
Bossun:
It's fine, let him go!/
He's not a child.

pg06:

Bossun/Himeko:
...

Bossun:
Wait wait wait wait! You're walking like a drunk man!
Himeko:
We'll bring you to the student council room, at least!
Tsubaki:
Let me go!
Bossun:
Like he'll I'm letting you go!

Tsubaki:
I'm supposed to be a role model for the students.
Tsubaki:
I cannot ask the Sket-dan for help.
Bossun:
That doesn't have any connection, y'know?!

Bossun:
Ah, is that so?!/
Then go alone!
Himeko:
Bossun,
Bossun:
Go get yourself injured!

Bossun:
Ah!

Bossun:
Oho, Tsubaki.
Tsubaki:
Yes!

Bossun:
What are you doing here?
Tsubaki:
This voice.../
President!
Himeko:
Why the hell does your face change, anyway?

pg07:

Bossun:
Look.
Sign:
Student Council Room
Bossun:
We're here.

Tsubaki:
I'm so very sorry for this, President,/
To trouble you like this!
Tsubaki:
I'm so ashamed!
Bossun:
Kakaka, it's fine.

Himeko:
What are you doing with the President, Tsubaki?
Tsubaki:
Hm?

Tsubaki:
Is that Asahina? I can't see you clearly, I lost my contact lenses.

Tsubaki:
Hah.../
I feel so pathetic.
Bossun:
?

Tsubaki:
I'm sorry for letting you see such an embarrassing side of me.
Bossun:
Eh, it's fine...

Bossun:
It's not that bad, y'know?/
There's tons of people with bad eyesight...
Tsubaki:
My...

Tsubaki:
I was teased when I was young because of my bad eyesight./
From then, I've had an inferiority complex about it...
Tsubaki:
Hahaha... Sorry about that.

pg08:

Himeko/Bossun:
I-It's okay...

Bossun:
Umm...

Bossun:
Th-then, we'll be going home now!
Tsubaki:
Eh? You're going home?! /
What time is it?
Bossun:
Let's see... 4pm. Gotta hurry back.
Himeko:
Bossun, it's only 3:30!
Bossun:
Doesn't matter!

Tsubaki:
Don't we have a meeting at 4?

Bossun:
Huh?

pg09:

Bossun:
This is bad...

Himeko:
There's no turning back!

Tsubaki:
Alright, shall we begin the meeting?

Tsubaki:
I will be the moderator this time. As I can't see clearly right now,
please pardon me for any incovenience.

Tsubaki:
Let's see... / Is Asahina present?
Himeko:
Eh? / Y-Yes I am.
Tsubaki:
Good.

Tsubaki:
Unyuu is...

pg10:

Bossun:
...

Bossun:
Switch / Use that voice you used for that Ponytail Whatever.

Switch:
I'm right here.
Tsubaki:
Good.
Bossun:
Whoa that worked?!

Tsubaki:
Shinba-san, are you present?
Bossun:
Eh?

Himeko:
I-Imitate Shinba-san! / You can do it, Bossun!
Bossun:
Like hell I can!
Himeko:
Only you can do this!

Bossun:
...

Bossun:
Aren't I sitting right in front of you, Tsubaki-chan?
Himeko:
He did it!!

pg11:

Tsubaki:
Hmm? That's odd. / I don't see the President...

Bossun:
Eh? Isn't that just because you can't see anything right now?
Tsubaki:
I can see the silhouette, at the very least.

Bossun:
...

Bossun:
Agata just went to the toilet.
Tsubaki:
The toilet? / Very well, let's wait for him to return.
Bossun:
T-t-this is bad! We don't have enough people left!

Switch:
I shall go to the restroom to wash up, too.
Bossun:
Oi Switch!!
Bossun:
You bastard, are you trying to run away?!

Switch:
I'll go get that thing from the clubroom.
Bossun:
Huh?

Bossun:
What thing?

pg12:

Tsubaki:
Now that we're all present, let's begin the meeting.

All:
Now there's really no escape-!!

pg13:

Tsubaki:
Firstly, we have a request for an interview by the Newspaper Club.
Tsubaki:
It seems that they would like to publish an article about the Student Council.

Tsubaki:
They will be asking basic questions about us. /
I have all your birthdates, but just to check, let me confirm them with all of you.

Tsubaki:
Starting with the President / Please state your birthday.

Bossun:
Erm...

Bossun:
Let's see... gimme a sec...
Text beside Bossun repeats BirthdayBirthdayBirthday...

Bossun:
November 11.
Tsubaki:
Huh?!

Himeko:
Idiot--!!! That's YOUR birthday!
Tsubaki:
P-President, you have the same birthday as me...?
Bossun:
Ah... kakaka, I was just testing you.

pg14:

Bossun:
I have no idea! / Switch, help me!!
SFX:
*clickclackclickclack*

Box:
1

Box:
2

Box:
5 (December 5)
Bossun:
That's my Switch!

Bossun:
January 25.
Tsubaki:
Ehhhh?!!!

Tsubaki:
Was it not December 5?!
Bossun:
Ah... yeah, just messin' with ya again. / Stop asking me for all this trivial stuff!

Switch:
I've got everybody's birthday right here. /
Michiru-san's October 8, Daisy-chan's February 15. mine's May 20.
Bossun:
That was desperate, but nice one, Switch!

pg15:

Himeko:
Hmm--, ain't your memory good, Mimorin.*
Tsubaki:
"ain't"?!
Bossun:
Don't do unnecessary stuff, stupid!
*TL Note: Himeko accidentally let slip her Kansai accent*

Tsubaki:
What's with you, Asahina! / Suddenly switching to a Kansai accent...
Himeko:
Just your imagination! / Drown in a gutter and die!

Tsubaki:
There's something weird.

Himeko:
N-Nothing's weird! Die in a well! Drown!
Tsubaki:
Your hair colour's different...
and you're not wearing any spectacles...

pg16:

Himeko:
Aren't you just imagining things?
Tsubaki:
Ah...
Now that you mention it...
Bossun:
WHEEEEEEWW!

Bossun:
But this is getting bad! He's slowly getting used to this.
Tsubaki:
Moving on, let's have everyone state their interests and hobbies.

Tsubaki:
Starting with the President...

Tsubaki:
Eh?! / What?! / President, you had your head shaved?!
Bossun:
W-What the hell?! I said, stop nagging at me!

Bossun:
I just shaved it off myself.
Tsubaki:
Just?! By yourself?!
Bossun:
My hobby is shaving.
Tsubaki:
I didn't know that!

pg17:

Tsubaki:
As I thought, the President's a pretty complex person...
Tsubaki:
Anyway / Shinba-san, you're next.

SFX (The small cloudy bubbles): *huff*
Bossun:
I like to sneak around.
Tsubaki:
Ehhhh??!!!

Tsubaki:
W-Wasn't your hobby cooking?
Bossun:
Don't be so annoying, Tsubaki-chan!

Tsubaki:
Everybody seems to be acting strangely today... / Moving on... Unyuu.


pg18:

Tsubaki:
Somehow... Unyuu looks like a totally different person??
Switch:
It's just your imagination, Tsubaki. Don't worry about it.
Tsubaki:
Is that so...

Tsubaki:
What do you think, Asahi-

Himeko:
SHADDUP!!!

Himeko:
WE SAID, DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF!!
Bossun:
Don't be so reckless, idiot! / That's it, we gotta run!

Bossun:
It's almost 4, the real Student Council's coming!
Himeko:
Bossun... what should we do,Tsubaki's not waking up.
Bossun:
It's all your fault!
Switch:
President, I'll go ahead at write the meeting minutes, alright?
Bossun:
Oh, drop the act already! / Shut up and run!

pg19:

Agata:
Hmm?

Agata:
What's up Tsubaki, you just woke up from a nap?
Tsubaki:
Ah, no... eh? / Feels like I'm forgetting something...
AGata:
It's meeting time, are you alright?

Tsubaki:
Eh? Meeting? / Isn't it over already?
AGata:
Huh?

Agata:
What the hell were you daydreaming about? / It hasn't even started yet.
Tsubaki:
Eh? / But, just now...

Shinba:
Agata... / There's something like a meeting minutes right here...
Agata:
For real?!
Tsubaki:
See? I wasn't daydreaming!

Agata:
The hell is this.

Sheet reads:

Student Council General Meeting
Agata - 12/5 Shaving
Shinba - 10/6 Sneaking around
Asahina - 2/15 Punching the faces of others
Unyuu - 5/20 Anime
Spiky bubble:
Next year's budget for Sket-dan
1 million yen