Sket Dance 134

ch 134: School Trip Rhapsody pt. 3

pg01:

BOX:
Story Fighter's Summary!
INTRO:
Summary time!
HIMEKO:
Who the hell?!
TEXT:
SHONYUKEN! Hello, I'm the Story Fighter Shounyuu Ken! /
And that was my self-introduction, yeah! /
And lessee, the 2nd years are on their school trip! /
SCHOOL TRIP KNEE! /
I just named my new kneeing technique, yeah! /
It's this action, while yelling "Hey!"
HIMEKO:
Just get on with the summary!

TEXT:
Well, many things happened, and this is the current situation!
BOX ABOUT HIMEKO:
Bossun
BOX ABOVE BOSSUN:
Himeko
TEXT IN ARROW:
They swapped bodies.

TEXT:
And Chuu-san's making the pills to revert them to normal! Yeah!

TEXT:
Their first challenge was to help each other change into ski wear! They
somehow managed to do so, but! /
A few words from Bossun plunged them into their 2nd challenge! Yeah!

TEXT:
"I need to go to the toilet."

TEXT:
Pushing the limits of the "She's Bossun, he's Himeko" gag!

TEXT:
Part Three, will they manage to survive this?! YEAAAAH!!

pg02:

SWITCH:
Honestly, even I can't help you this time.

BOSSUN:
Don't say that, help us! /
Bossun wants to go to the toilet!
HIMEKO:
Please please please please please!
SWITCH:
Seriously, this is beyond me!

SWITCH:
See, the problem lies in you two. If you let Bossun go by herself, there's
absolutely no problem.
BOSSUN:
Absolutely never!

HIMEKO:
I'll put on a blindfold! / Just let me go already!
BOSSUN:
That won't be enough! / Guys do it while standing up, right?!
HIMEKO:
I-I'll improvise!
BOSSUN:
Like hell I'll let you even try!

BOSSUN:
You're going to the toilet in a female body for the first time!
BOSSUN:
There is no "improvise" in this!!
HIMEKO:
I can do this! /
I'm a challenge-seeker, man! If I get serious, peeing as a girl is a
piece of cake!
SWITCH:
This conversation is unreal.

pg03:

BOSSUN:
Also, you'll..
BOSSUN:
You know.

BOSSUN:
It's not that straightforward this time.
HIMEKO:
Huh?

BOSSUN:
Don't you get it! /
There's a difference in the ac-actions for guys and girls!
HIMEKO:
Huh?! /
Go straight to the point, man!

BOSSUN:
....
BOSSUN:
.... You.....

BOSSUN:
You'll have to wipe, right?

HIMEKO:
Wipe?!

pg04:

SWITCH:
I-I can't take this anymore! Please excuse me! Have a good day!
BOSSUN:
No, no, please stay!
SWITCH:
I-I gotta buy some souvenirs!
BOSSUN:
Now?!

SWITCH:
It's this Niigata Limited Edition Chuupii figurine, Momoka's collecting
the Chuupii series.
BOSSUN:
Do you really have to go now?!

SWITCHING:
Signing off!
BOSSUN:
Please please don't leave the two of us alone!

BOSSUN:
Ahhhhh....

pg05:

BOSSUN:
Great.

BOSSUN:
There's nobody around, Bossun.
BOSSUN:
Let's move!

HIMEKO:
Huh?! What didja say?!
BOSSUN:
Let's move before anyone sees you!
HIMEKO:
Ahhh?! And why am I like that?!

pg06:

HIMEKO:
I get the blindfold, but what's with the headphones! And why did you
stuff something up my nose! I can't hear nothing!
BOSSUN:
Hey, speak softer.
HIMEKO:
Is this really necessary?!
BOSSUN:
Yes it is! You should never see, hear or smell anything in there!
HIMEKO:
Then how am I...
BOSSUN:
Shaddup! Just follow my lead!

BOSSUN:
Okay,
BOSSUN:
Let's go!

BOSSUN:
To the toilet!
HIMEKO:
*sniffsniff* And I'm already grown-up...

BOSSUN:
Whoa!
BOSSUN:
This is my first time in the men's bathroom! /
Thank god nobody's around!
HIMEKO:
Quickly, quickly!

SIGN:
In use

pg07:

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
Whew....

BOSSUN:
So, next...
HIMEKO:
...

BOSSUN:
Oi, don't move my hands!
HIMEKO:
Ah?

HIMEKO:
I'm not touching anything! /
What am I, a surgeon before a major operation?!
BOSSUN:
Stop saying unnecessary jokes!

BOSSUN:
Okay,
BOSSUN:
Let's remove your pants...

pg08:

HIMEKO:
Oi! That was way too sudden! /
I feel embarrassed now!
BOSSUN:
I can't help it! Next, your panties!

HIMEKO:
Kyaaa!!

BOSSUN:
Stop screaming every single time!
HIMEKO:
You try having someone else stripping your lower body! /
And I can't see anything! This is messed up!
BOSSUN:
Can it! I'm the one who has to strip my own body with someone else's
soul in it!

BOSSUN:
Now, squat.
HIMEKO:
O-Okay...

HIMEKO:
...
BOSSUN:
...

pg09:

BOSSUN:
Now, pee.
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah..

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
...
BOSSUN:
...

HIMEKO:
...
HIMEKO:
Um...

HIMEKO:
You see, I really felt like peeing just now, but...
HIMEKO:
Now, not so.
BOSSUN:
What the hell?!

HIMEKO:
You kept insisting you needed to pee!
BOSSUN:
But...!
HIMEKO:
We went through so much trouble just to get you here! Now pee!
BOSSUN:
Don't be unreasonable! /
I'm super nervous now!

pg10:

HIMEKO:
And these headphones aren't turned on yet!
BOSSUN:
Oh!!
HIMEKO:
I'm gonna hear everything!
BOSSUN:
Kyaaaaa!! That's gonna be bad!

HIMEKO:
Ah! /
I-It's coming out!
BOSSUN:
Kyaaa! Hold it in, hold it in! I need to switch the headphones on!

SFX:
BWOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
SFX:
*click*
HIMEKO:
!!!

HIMEKO:
OOOOOIIIII!! That's too loud, dammit!
BOSSUN:
Deal with it!
HIMEKO:
M-My eaaaaarrrrs!!!!

HIMEKO:
.....
HIMEKO:
Ugh...

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
....um...
SFX:
*drip*

pg11:

BOSSUN:
....
HIMEKO:
...

HIMEKO:
...

BOSSUN:
It's taking so long!
BOSSUN:
How much water did he drink?!

HIMEKO:
Uuuu...
HIMEKO:
...uu..
BOSSUN:
Hm?

HIMEKO:
Uguh... /
Uwuuuuhhh... *sniff*

BOSSUN:
Don't cry, man! /
Though I know why! Even I wanna cry now!

pg12:

SFX:
*whoosh*
SFX:
*dripdrip*
SFX:
*drip*

HIMEKO:
....
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO:
Whew...

HIMEKO:
Mm...
HIMEKO:
Ahhhhh.
HIMEKO:
I'm done.
BOSSUN:
Y-Yeah...
BOSSUN:
Great job.

HIMEKO:
Lower the volume, will you?
SFX:
*clickclick*
BOSSUN:
Yeah, sure.

BOSSUN:
That's that, and...

BOSSUN:
Next... / Ehhhh...
BOSSUN:
Time to...

BOSSUN:
W- / Wipe you?
HIMEKO:
Y-Yeah...

BOSSUN:
Eh... How do we go about doing this...
HIMEKO:
I-I'll raise my hips a little...
BOSSUN:
Yeah! / That'll help!

pg13:

BOSSUN:
Alright, up!
SFX:
*lift*
HIMEKO:
Hm.
TEXT BESIDE BOSSUN:
Note: he's Himeko
TEXT BESIDE HIMEKO:
Note: she's Bossun.

HIMEKO:
Um...

HIMEKO:
...
BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Uuuu....
HIMEKO:
Don't cry, dammit!

HIMEKO:
Stop crying! /
I feel like crying too! /
I'm... I'm trying my best to hold it in!

BOSSUN:
I-I know...! *sniff* /
Let me let it out a little! uuu... /
Why is this happening on our school trip...!

pg14:

HIMEKO:
Whew...
HIMEKO:
Ah, then... /
could I remove the headphones and stuff?
BOSSUN:
Yeah sure... /
Go ahead.

HIMEKO:
*slip*

HIMEKO:
T-Thanks...
BOSSUN:
Don't be embarrassed!

BOSSUN:
Now my face is all red!
HIMEKO:
Try to sympathise, man! Do you know I just peed in front of someone?!

BOSSUN:
!!

pg15:

HIMEKO:
Anyway, we just gotta pull through til evening! /
We gotta work together for now. /
Got that?
BOSSUN:
Ah...
BOSSUN:
Yeah.

HIMEKO:
Now I feel so relieved! /
Let's go to the ski slope! /
Right n-
BOSSUN:
Wait!

HIMEKO:
Hm? /
What?
BOSSUN:
...

BOSSUN:
Umm...

BOSSUN:
I... /
I need to pee...
HIMEKO:
!!

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
...

BOX:
And so! Bossun and Himeko had to go on a peeing mission again! Yeah!
BOSSUN:
Uuu... /
Ugh...
HIMEKO:
Stop crying! /
I wanna cry too!

pg16:

BOX:
And the first day of skiing was fun!
HIMEKO:
Huh?! We're gonna just have one panel for that?!
BOSSUN:
Even though we're on a ski trip?!

BOSSUN:
And, dinnertime-

ALL:
Let's eat!!

HIMEKO:
Whoa! This looks tasty! I'm starving!
BOSSUN:
Stop that, stupid!
BOSSUN:
You gotta stay in character!
[ TN: "Bossun" lets slip her Kansai accent while "Himeko" speaks like a guy ]

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
Ahhh...

BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
Delicious!

pg17:

HIMEKO:
Isn't your tongue super sensitive? This tastes way too good!
BOSSUN:
Really? Your tongue too! / Tasty!

BLACK BOX:
Explanation
BOX:
Saaya's looking for a chance to ask Bossun what he thinks of Himeko?

BLACK BOX:
Explanation
BOX:
But right now, Bossun is actually Himeko, so Switch, feeling responsible, decides
to stop her at all costs! Yeah!

HIMEKO:
Hmm?

HIMEKO:
What... /
What's wrong, Onee-san?
[ TN: "Himeko" almost did not use his Kansai accent ]

ONEESAN:
Um.... /
Oh yeah, Himeko-chan.

ONEESAN:
I didn't see Chuuma-sensei at all... /
Do you know where he went?

pg18:

HIMEKO:
Yeah... /
I know where he is.
ONEESAN:
Is he working?
HIMEKO:
Seem so... he's taking a while.
BOSSUN:
But he's not coming for his meal... /
We're gonna go look for him!

ALL SFX BUBBLE:
*huff*
BOSSUN/HIMEKO:
....!!

HIMEKO:
Chuu-san!
BOSSUN:
Whatcha being rolled up in a ball for?!

CHUUMA:
Ahh... so troublesome. Is there a point for me to breathe?
HIMEKO:
I dunno what's going on, but he's completely demotivated!
CHUUMA:
If everything could just disappear...
HIMEKO:
What was that show of despair?!

pg19:

HIMEKO:
Please, Chuu-san! Make the SoulSwap pills!
BOSSUN:
Pills...
BOSSUN:
Ah!

BOSSUN:
Chuu-san took the demotivational drug!
HIMEKO:
Why the hell?!

HIMEKO:
....
HIMEKO:
Eh?
HIMEKO:
Then...
BOSSUN:
We're...

BOSSUN:
Stuck like this?
YAGI:
To all Kaimei 2nd years.

YAGI:
Classes 2-A to 2-C, you have until 8pm to take a bath.
YAGI:
I repeat.

YAGI:
Classes 2-A to 2-C, please go take a bath.
CAPTAIN:
Let's ask Himeko-chan to tag along!
SAAYA:
Yeah!
BOX:
Next, the bath! Yeah!
OUTRO:
More trouble!