Sket Dance 120

Reserved for TrinityBakuma

Sket Dance chp 120 - Stop! Jubanni

pg01:

Switch: Here's a quiz.
There was a god that knew everything and could do anything.
The question is, can he make a boulder that cannot be lifted?

Bossun/Himeko: ...

Bossun/Himeko: Ehhhhhhh?!

Himeko: Sure he can, he's a god.
Bossun: But wouldn't a omnipotent god be able to lift the boulder?
Himeko: Course he can, he's a god.
...eh? Then it wouldn't be a boulder that cannot be lifted...

Switch: Hahaha, no matter how you think of it, it's impossible.
This is a parad-

Himeko: No way! This is too complicated, it's creepy!
Switch: As I said, a para-
Bossun: Don't give up! There must be a way out, he's omnipotent! Erm....
Switch: Par-
Himeko: Anyway, why would a god bother with lifting boulders, he'll just get his angels to lift it for him!

pg02:

Note: The topic has changed.
Bossun: 100kg?!
I can lift that much easily!
Himeko: No way, no way.
You can't even handle 50!

Bossun: What, you don't believe me?
Bossun: Alright, what's your weight?
Himeko: Huh?!

Bossun: I can carry you without breaking a sweat!
Himeko: Wh-
Stop it!
Bossun: I'll even use only one hand!
What are you, 50kg?
Himeko: What the hell d'you think you're doing!

Himeko: STOP IT!!
Bossun: Urgh!

pg03:

Himeko: You should be sentenced, for not having any delicacy!
Himeko: Don't ask a girl about her weight!
Bossun: But!
Bossun: You wouldn't believe me...
Himeko: Even so, you never every try to lift a girl just to prove your point!

Switch: Hey Bossun, maybe this can help you lift heavy stuff.
Bossun: Hmm?

Switch: Once you put this on, your strength increases tenfold!
The bodysuit,
Switch: Jubanni.

Bossun/Himeko: Here's another weird invention of his---!!!

Himeko: What kinda power-up bodysuit is this, it looks like the body of a chubby old dude!
Switch: Don't judge a book by its cover. There's a reason for this.

pg04:

Switch: The interior consists of powerful motors and a sturdy metal skeleton.
Switch: And when you cover it all up with some artifical skin...

Switch: It looks perfectly natural.
Bossun: Like hell it does!

Switch: Anyway, just try and put it on.
Bossun: Why am I the one doing this?
Himeko: Why not, it fits you, plus it seems interesting.

Switch: The best part is that you don't have to move, it's all voice control.
That means you can just go ahead and order it to do anything.

Switch: I've adjusted the suit to recognise your voice only.
Try saying "Equip".

Bossun: ...
Equip.

pg05:

Himeko: This looks so uncool!

Himeko: It's even worse than i thought it would look like!
Switch: Well, it may look like that (lol), but don't underestimate it.
Try giving a command, Bos-sumo.
Bossun: Who the hell is Bos-sumo.

Bossun: So it'll do what I tell it to?
Alright, walk.

Bossun: Whoaaaaaa!

pg06:

Bossun: Ah
Wow

Bossun: Look! This actually works!

Himeko: Bossun, look in front!
Bossun: Bwffgh!

Himeko: Bossun--!!!!!!

Switch: He's really pushing towards the wall.
Himeko: Bossun, tell it to stop!
Bossun: St- stop...

pg07:

Bossun: What was I supposed to be, some eccentric sumo?!

Bossun: This suit is useless!
Switch: It just did what it was told to.
You have to tell it to stop when you want to.
Himeko: This suit is kinda dangerous...

Bossun: But this suit sure seem powerful.
Who knows, it may even be more useful than you, Himeko.
Himeko: ...

Bossun: Alright next, drink up this bottle of cola!

Bossun: Oh
Wow
Gulp
Gulp
Himeko: Whoa!!

pg08:

Himeko: That's awesome! Bossun doesn't even need to put in any effort to do that, right?
Switch: Yeah.
Switch: Personally, I'm somewhat touched just by looking at a naked obese guy drinking cola.

Himeko: ...this has been going on quite a while.
Switch: He must've been really thirsty.
Himeko: That sure looks delicious...

Switch: Ah! He can't say "Stop" while drinking (rofl)
Himeko: Bossu--n!!!!

Himeko: Stop him, quick!
Switch: Impossible. We can only wait til he empties the entire bottle (lolololol)
Bossun makes choking sounds
Himeko: Bossun--!!!

pg09:

Switch: Jubanni has a system that learns by trial and error.
So now, its processing ability is like a child.
Switch: It may be capable of more complex actions if you teach it properly.
Bossun: I see.

Bossun: Okay listen up.
When you walk, take note not to bump into anything.
Got it?

Bossun: If you understand, gimme a peace sign.

Bossun: Wow...hehe.
Himeko: ...

Bossun: Alright, I'm gonna teach you some stuff, so be ready for it.
Give me a fighting pose when you want to say "I'll do my best!"

Bossun: Hahaha! Alright, I'm gonna train you hard, so brace yourself!
Himeko: The hell is this...
Switch: I would say "A guy in black briefs who's happy to teach his dog some tricks"

pg10:

3 days later...

Bossun: Alright partner, you can do anything you set you mind to, don't forget that.
Bossun: Let's show them the result of our training!

Switch: He sure taught the suit to give various replies.
Himeko: They may have spent some time training, but they're just gonna walk here normally, right?

Bossun: Himeko's about 15 metres away.

Bossun: Jubanni
GO.

pg11:

Bossun: A cartwheel-
chained to-
a Moonsault. *TL note: Nice Prince of Tennis reference*
Himeko: Amazing!

Bossun: Land!
Then...

Bossun: Lift up Himeko! (a star mark goes here)
Himeko: Whoaaaaaaaa!

Himeko: Let me down!!!
Bossun: Hahaha did you see that!
Himeko: Yes yes, I saw it! Just let me down already!
Bossun: See, I can lift you up that easily.
Himeko just feels so light!

Himeko: A-Ah...
Switch: I would call this "A girl that's happy since a guy with zero delicacy
just said she was light."

pg12:

Bossun: We make an awesome team!

Bossun: We can communicate perfectly too.
Jubanni understands what I want!
Bossun: Ah, this hand gesture isn't me, it's him.

Himeko: ...

Switch: This sure is amazing.
Such progress in such a short time.
Bossun: Yeah! It's like we're one and the same.

Bossun: He's the kind to follow through any order no matter what,
a trustworthy one.

Bossun: Ah,
now he's saying "Leave it to me!"
Bossun: Aww~~
Himeko: This is getting weird.

pg13:

Bossun: Oh!
I can use this suit to become a superhero!
Himeko: Huh?!
No way that could happen.
I've never seen such a fat superhero!
Switch: Putting the appearance aside, what would you do as a superhero?
Bossun: Erm... Putting my life on the line to fight evil?
Himeko: What are you, a kid?!

Himeko: You're so immature.
You can't say "putting my life on the line" so lightly, y'know.
Bossun: What did you say?!

Bossun: Course I can put my life on the line!
It's for the sake for fighting evil!
Himeko: Childish!
Why don't you try risking your life?!
Try dying!
Bossun: What?!

Bossun: Hmph!
Just you watch! I'll go try dying right now!

pg14:

Himeko/Switch: Hmm?

Bossun: Eh?
What?

Bossun: Erm,
Jubanni-san?
Bossun: Are you...

Bossun: Going to the rooftop?!
"I'll go try dying right now!"
You're gonna make me jump?!!

Bossun: Stop! STOOPPPP!!!!
Wait, Jubanni!

pg15:

Bossun: Why isn't it stopping?!!!!

Bossun: I said stop!
Listen to my command, Jubanni!
Don't drive me to my death so enthusiastically!

Bossun: No, not "I'll try my best"!!

Switch: Bossun! Remember what you said just now?
Bossun: Huh?!
"He's the kind to follow through any order no matter what,"

Switch: I'm afraid Jubanni has learnt to finish any command without fail.
It's impossible to cancel a command now.
Bossun: What the hell?!!!

pg16:

Bossun: HOLY SHIIIIIIITT!!!!!

Bossun: I'm gonna fall!
Someone stop me!

Bossun: ..Ah! That's it!

Bossun: Listen up, Jubanni!
This is an order!

Bossun: Don't follow my orders!

Himeko: Huh?!

pg17:

Bossun: It-
It stopped...

Himeko: Bossun!!!
Bossun: H-Help me up....
Switch: This guy sure is interesting.

pg18:

Himeko: That was too close for comfort.
Switch: So how did you make it stop?

Bossun: A paradox.

Bossun: "Don't follow my orders!"
How do you follow the order to not follow orders?
In the end, no matter the choice, there will be a contradiction.
Thus, Jubanni couldn't come to the logical conclusion

Bossun: And there was a logic error.
That's all.

Himeko: Ohh I see!
Switch: Good job, using Jubanni's adaptive mind like that.

pg19:

Bossun: WHewww I'm bushed.
Take this suit off me, Switch.

Switch: You just have to say "Unequip".
Bossun: OK
Unequip!

Switch: ...but now

Switch: The system was forcibly shut down due to the logic error.
It'll take some time to reboot it...

Switch: About 3 days should do.
Bossun: ...!!

Himeko: Hey Bossun, I brought some onigiri.
Bossun: F-
Feed me....