Inumaru Dashi 11

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Tamako: Ah....
Tamako: Hehh, that brings back memories...
They are still doing these kind of things...
Maybe I'll go take a look...
Poster: Hero Show
Open Space Roof Top Event
5F Kids Floor
Lottery
Dappunda: Ahahahahaha. Leading the Ben Joker Army
Dappunda: I, Dappunda-sama, will control the world

(Note: Dappun, and Benjou are Japanese for bowel movement and toilet respectively)

Dappunda: But if all the little children together call for the Mida Rangers I'll be in trouble. Fuhahaha

(Note: Midare is Japanese for chaotic or disturbed)

Chapter 11

Champion of Justice Inumaru-kun!!

Tamako: Ah...
Tamako: There is more cast than guests...

Kids: All together
Mida Rangers~~!!
Tamako: Aah, that’s a familiar bum!!

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Announcer: Ha!
Announcer: Crimson
Announcer: Red
Announcer: Gale Wind
Announcer: Blue
Announcer: Everlasting summer
Announcer: Hawaiian Blue
Announcer: A little bit chic
Announcer: Cobalt Blue
Tamako: That's a lot of blue types...
Announcer: The man who has never had a girlfriend in his history but somehow managed to grow old!!
Announcer: Yellow
Tamako: That person is the most blue!!

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Red: Yellow... You said it yourself. Don't depress yourself.
Yellow: I-I didn't say anything though...
Dappunda: Kukuku.... That was my handiwork....
Rangers: What!!
Tamako: W-What is that subtle evil deed!?
Kids: All together
You can do it Yellow!!
Tamako: W-well the kids caught up in it so I guess it's okay...
Red: Dappunda!! Really stop screwing around! Really... You..
Red: Stop screwing around!!
Tamako: What a small vocabulary...
Dappunda: Go! Joker Army!! Destroy them!!
Jokers: Hyuuuu
Jokers: Hyuuuu
Jokers: Yamamo-chan are you okay!?
Red: Hey! We need a stretcher!
Tamako: This is super unorganised...

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Kids: All together
Yamamo-chan!!
Tamako: What is this!? What is this show!?
Dappunda: Hmm... It doesn't matter it was only one person.
Dappunda: Soon I, Dappunda-sama, will personally take you on...
Dappunda: My body is made of steel! Your attacks don't work!!
Rangers: ..What he is saying is true..!! Physical attacks are useless.
Rangers: All right then everyone!!
Rangers: Prepare the Bazooka Five!!
Rangers: Let me explain!! The Bazooka Five attacks the spirit which even works on enemies immune to physical attacks.
Rangers: When five people make their hearts one and pull the trigger, it fires a ray of light which does huge damage to the spirit.
Rangers: For a simple to understand power comparison the gun delivers a shock about 30 times the surprise when the real person comes out from behind on the MonoMane show!!
Background: Real person
Guy: Eh. wha, really!?
Guy: No way... the real one!?
Background: Naoko Ken bursting out laughing from the judge’s seat.
Tamako: That's super hard to understand!! What is that explanation!?

(Note: Monomane (Lookalike) is a Japanese TV lookalike variety show where singers will often show up at the end to surprise the singer as they are finishing the song)
(Note: Naoko Ken was a celebrity judge)

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Dapunda: Fuhahaha, but the Bazooka Five can't fire unless all five people’s consciousnesses are synced.
Dapunda: But I wonder if you can do it!?
Rangers: We only have one chance!!
Rangers: Everyone sync their minds.
Rangers: Don't think of any useless
Rangers: Empty your minds. Abandon all your desires!!
Inumaru: Nao Oikawa.

(Note: Nao Oikawa was an AV actress, now retired from porn)

Rangers: Wh-what was that suddenly!?
Can you not interfere, please!!
Rangers: It's time!!
Rangers: All five of us sync our conciousnesses
Rangers: So that we can clearly understand each other’s hearts.
Rangers: Why is everyone thinking of Nao Oikawa!?
Rangers: But... anyways everyone is synced so we should be able to fire right?
Yellow: S-sorry I was thinking of Sora Aoi

(Note: Sora Aoi is an AV actress)

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Kids: Everyone together. You big perverts!!
Rangers: You said it first didn't you!!
Tamako: .... What is this...
Dapunda: Fuhahaha. Take a spectator hostage at once!!
Jokers: Hyuuu!!
Jokers: Hyuuu
Tamako: Ehhh. Wait a second. They are going to play around spectators!?
Jokers: Hyuuu!!
Tamako: Ehhh!?
Tamako: Meee!?
Tamako: Ah, Wai...Really
Tamako: Please give me a break...
You are scary in real life too.
Inumaru: Ahh. Tamako-sensei
Tamako: Inumaru-kun!!
Tamako: Save me!!
Inumaru: Ya!!
Rangers: We can't touch them like this!!
Rangers: Little kids!! Lends us your strength!!

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Inumaru: Tamako-sensei!!
Inumaru: Inumaru-kun!!
SFX: Ping Pong Pang (interphone bell sounds)
Interphone: We are truly thankful for you shopping here today.
We are about to hold a lottery for fun children toys on the children’s floor located 5th floor.
Interphone: Please come to the children’s floor with your tickets.
Tamako: Inumaru-kun!!
Jokers: ....Ah....
All the children left.
Jokers: .... What should we do?
Jokers: Ah.. um.. We truly sorry
Dapunda: If we don't grab an audience member we don't know what else to do.
Tamako: Eh... Ah... It's fine...
Rangers: ... I guess these shows aren't popular anymore after all...
Rangers: That's true. Kids are now busy with cram school and video games...
Rangers: ...We are just a group of guys who loved hero shows when we were kids
Tamako: A..Ah..
Rangers: We met online and sometimes do this but... we never have any spectators...

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Dapunda: Ah, We were the first four members... Now we have 18 total.
Joker: I'm Tamura
Joker: I'm Tashiro
Joker: I'm Tadokoro
Tamako: Sorry. I didn't get that.
Dapunda: But now is a good time...
We've tried our best and even put in gags but it's hopeless
Ranger: D-don't say such sad things Kobayashi!!
Ranger: Isn't it just that our gags just aren't suited for children, Kobachon!!
Dapunda: Don't call me by my handle name!!
Rangers: B-But today we had three kids come, didn’t we!!
Dapunda: Only three... And those kids went off somewhere...
Tamako: Those kids... They are students from my kindergarten school.
Rangers: Eh.. You were a teacher!!
Tamako: ....Ya
Tamako: I was just abandoned though...
Jokers: I-It's okay!! Sensei... It wasn't like that...hyuuu!!
Jokers: Even though they are children they know that it's not real Hyuu!!
Inumaru: Tamako-sensei!!
SFX: running
Rangers: Th... they are armed with the complete toy set!!
Rangers: They went to prepare themselves with equipment sensei!!
Dapunda: One part is completely defenseless though...

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Tamako: A...
Tamako: No way....
SFX: sniff sniff
Joker: Th..They are good kids..
Rangers: Yamamo-chan don't talk.
Rangers: Rest quietly
Rangers: B... boys we leave it to you!!
Dapunda: Fuhahaha I won't lose to little kids.
Tamako: Inumaru-kun save me!!
Background: Waaaaaaaaa
Rangers: Thank you
Rangers: Because of you we were able to stop the evil
Tamako: Thanks for saving me!!
Dapunda: ... Just a bit more
We can still continue...
...Ah they are already gone.
Dapunda (background): Fu....
Fuhahaha...
Dapunda (back): They suddenly appeared like a black ship and gave us hope
Dapunda: ... and then again suddenly left...
Dapunda: Almost as if
Dapunda: they were Leah Dizon

(Note: Leah Dizon is a foreign talent in Japan)
(Note: Black Ships was what the Japanese called the first European ships to reach Japan during the Edo Period)