Inumaru Dashi 15

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Minami: It's true.
Minami: Tamako-sensei wanted to leave the goukon right away
Right Inumaru-kun?
Inumaru: Ya
Principal: She must not have much interest in men...
Minami: Soo, I asked her what she does on her days off.
She goes to hero shows alone, she goes to viewing platforms alone.
Principal: Ehhh, Seriously?
What is that? What's with her?
Minami: Ah, that’s it, Inumaru-kun
Minami: I don't know why he's relaxing here though...
Minami: Go and ask Tamako-sensei a bit!!
Tamako: What type of guys do I like?
Inumaru: Ya.
Tamako: It's nothing particular...
Looks don't really matter....
Inumaru: Ehhhh
Inumaru: For instance a celebrity, who do you think is cool!?
Tamako: Ehh, Why are you asking that?
Tamako: Ummmm
Tamako: Ah... Tsumabuki-kun

(Note: Satoshi Tsumabuki is an actor known for his role in Waterboys born 1980)

Mininami: Tsu... Tsubuyaki-kun
Tsubuyaki Shiro?
Did Tamako-sensei really say that?
Inumaru: Ya.

(Note: Shiro Tsubuyaki is a comedian who is on a lot of variety shows born 1971)

Chapter 15

The Administrative Director's Classroom Doctrine

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Background: Kya Kya
Ehhh
Really?
No Way.
Ahaha
Admin. Dir.: I wonder what's going on?
Principal: Ad... Administrative Director...
Admin. Dir.: I asked you... What’s going on right now?
Narration: Administrative Director
Very scary and important person
Principal: Ehh, Ummm,
H-he's probably working hard as a reporter for variety shows now and then...
Admin. Dir.: I'm not asking about Shiro Tsubuyaki's current state
Admin. Dir.: Blah, blah, blah, blah. Talking about useless things on the job.
Admin. Dir.: Wouldn't it be better to stop right away and go to a forum.
Inumaru: But these two aren't in their teens so they can't go hm gu gu gu
Minami: In... Inumaru-kun Shh...
Principal: We.. We are sorry. From now on we will be careful
Admin. Dir.: What complete slackers...
SFX: Bowing sounds
Icon: Shinken Judai Shaberi-ba (In English "Serious Teenage Forum")

(Note: Serious Teenage Forum is a show where Teens discuss and debate topics relevant to being a teenager in Japan)

Admin. Dir.: Those stomachs are slack.
Principal: S... Sorry.
Principal: Ehh. Stomachs? Slack stomachs can't be helped, can they?
Admin. Dir.: Your slack hearts are coming out in your stomachs.

Note: Slack/sagging heart is Japanese for lazy/slacking off)

Prinicipal: He really... is annoying when he comes...
Admin. Dir.: In the first place a slack stomach...
Principal: He's still going on about slack stomachs...



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Admin. Dir.: ...Ah... That’s right... I just did a round of the school



Principal: Hmm.. He doesn't know because he doesn't come around often but the children call him "Strange Old Man"
Admin. Dir.: The students are slackers too!!
Tamako: Ah... What?
It's the Administrative Directors voice!?
He sounds mad?
Tamako: Uwaa
It's hard to come into this...
Admin. Dir.: You have to be more strict!
Admin. Dir.: You got it? Kindergarten...
Tamako: What is this situation? Are they angry!? Are they in good spirits!
Admin. Dir.: is an important schooling time which has a huge effect on the rest of the students’ lives.
Admin. Dir.: This is not an amusement park.
Guide the students without holding anything back!!
Principal: Y....Yes....
Principal: The students are the type that wouldn't even greet me if I approached them.
Admin. Dir.: Hm? What's with that head?
Principal: Eh? Ah... It's those Chu●-Li things...
Admin. Dir.: Anyways!! Make sure to strictly lead the students for the next time I come.
And there is too much playground equipment. Dispose of it.
Tamako: I... I think you are wrong...

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Tamako: Kin... Kindergarten...
Tamako: should be a place for students for children to have fun...
Admin. Dir.: ...Who are you?.. Giving me advice despite being new...
Admin. Dir.: What are you laughing at?
Tamako: Wai.. Stop it!!
Tamako: Of, Of course there are times when you need to be strict but...
That's not fun for the children.
Tamako: I... I want the children before anything else to think that kindergarten is interesting.
Admin. Dir.: Interesting?
There is no need for the classroom to be interesting!!
Admin. Dir.: Throwing away that gentleness and knowing the harshness of society is for the sake of the students.
... It looks like we won't come to an agreement.
Minami: .....
Admin. Dir.: Do you not know the saying "The child is the father of the man"
Admin. Dir.: Of course we should be teaching them common sense...
Tamako: Everyone is a good kid
They already know common sense...
Principal: A... Amazing Tamaki-sensei is backing down from the Administrative Director...
Admin. Dir.: Never mind common sense, it doesn't look like they've even learned to put on underwear...
Tamako: I'm sorry!!
Principal: Ah, she backed down...

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Kids: Tamako-sensei!
Kids: Sensei you're quitting!?
Tamako: Eh... Why?
Tamako: I'm not quitting...?
Kids: But all the other teachers are saying it
Tamako: Eh... What do you mean?
Kids: They are saying that the Administrative Director is angry and going to fire Tamako-sensei...
Tamako: Ehhhhh
Tamako: No way....
He's the type of person who goes that far.
Kids: Don't quit sensei!!
SFX: Crying
Tamako: It...It's okay... I'm not quitting. It...It's Okay...
Tamako: What should I do...
What should I do...
Kids: Damn it that Administrative Director
Kids: That was absolutely a wig!!
Kids: He was acting all serious but he was definitely pervert wearing a bra or something!!
Kids: He definitely goes to SM clubs.
Tamako: Hey, hey. Don't say that stuff even if you are angry.
Inumaru: That guy is definitely to the Rare Phantom Wrestler "Master the Eros" real identity!!
Top left: The Rare Phantom Wrestler Master the Eros
Bottom: The perverted masked wrestler who gets booed just for coming on stage
Tamako: What is that!!
Who is that!!

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Kids: Let's go complain to the Administrative Director and get him to take it back!!
Inumaru: Ya!! And if he says no, I'm going to stick gum on his car's front window!!
Kids: I'll stick gum on his tires
Kids: I'll stick gum on his side mirrors!!
Kids: I'll stick gum on his wipers!
Tamako: Wait, everyone stop your revenge.
And can't you think of anything besides sticking gum somewhere!?
Tamako: B...but everyone is doing this for me... Thank you.
SFX: Chewing noises
Adim. Dir.: Guaaaaaaaa
Adim. Dir.: Wh...What is it kids
Kids: We won't let Tamako-sensei quit!!
Adim. Dir.: ...hmmm... It's for your sake.
With such a naive teacher you kids won't become good adults
Kids: Everyone, your gum!! Get your gum ready!!
Kids: Wait. There is just a bit more flavor left.
Adim. Dir.: ...hmm
Adim. Dir.: Guaaaaaa
Kids: Administrative Director!?

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Adim. Dir.: Gunu....!!
Kids: Administrative Director!!?
Inumaru: Administrative Director!!
Bucket: Fire prevention
Kids: Administrative Director!!?
Card: SM
Club
Membershi
Kids: Administrative Director!!!!

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Admin. Dir.: ...I... I'm...
Admin. Dir.: Okay now...
...Thank you...
Kids: Administrative Director!!
Kids: Ad.....
Kids: Administrative Director!!

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Principal: The decision to fire Tamako-sensei has been removed!!
I wonder if something happened...
Minami: But anyways that’s great!!
Tamako: HEY
Tamako: Stop Inumaru-kun
Tamako: Today's the day I'm going to get you to put on underwear.
Principal: Everyday, everyday...
Inumaru: I~ Do~n't Wa~nt To~
Tamako: Geeze... What the Administrative Director was saying was too severe but it wasn't wrong was it?
Tamako: It doesn't mean you can do anything you want as long it is interesting.
Admin. Dir.: That's not true
Tamako: Ad... Administrative Director...
Admin. Dir.: Kindergarten just needs to be interesting.
Admin. Dir.: If it's interesting, people will come
Side text: Interesting is the absolute principle!!

(Note: Administrative Director looks like the editor in chief Hisashi Sasaki from Bakuman. This was his catchphrase)