KissxSis 36

reserved for AnimeSigma

k=kei
s=sensei


p1
sensei: Excuse me.

kei: Huh? You're already here for the home visit?
//: No one's home yet though.

sensei: Ehh... you're by yourself?
//: Where are your parents?

txt: The newbie teacher, Kiryuu Yuuzuki assaults the Suminoe household!!

kei: My mum and dad might have to work overtime,
//: I told you yesterday, right?
sensei: Eh? Yeah...

kei: And my sisters are out too.
kei: They said they're gonna be late because of a special combined meeting with the student council and the disciplinary committee.
//: You're a teacher, so you know about it, right?

sensei: Huh?
//: Really?
kei: As usual, she's such a useless teacher...


p2
kei: Besides, a home visit in high school,
//: and I'm the only one having one...
outside: hahh

sensei: That's because there's a problem in your way of living!!
sensei: How dare you do something like that to my beloved sister...!!
mika: Help me, Onee-chan!!
label: Yuuzuki Vision
kei: I said that was a misunderstanding! Even Mikazuki said so...

sensei: No! No matter what the reason is,
sensei: the one who caused the misunderstanding is the one at fault!!

sensei: Now then...
//: What should I do now... well since your house is so close, I can call you can come back later,
kei: Yeah... and there's nothing to do at my place except wait.

sensei: Ah!
kei: Eh?

sensei: ...Can you
sensei: show me your room?


p3
kei: Eh?
kei: Well... I don't mind.

sensei: So this is...
sensei: a high school boy's room...
txt - right: Will she be able to give some hot blooded guidance to the student who's <i>on her mind</i>!?
txt - left: Explosively popular! The long-awaited Volume 6 on sale June 4!!
36th kiss: A Cold Home Visit


p4
sensei: I thought I would smell a bit more,
//: it's unexpectedly normal.
outside: That's too bad...

kei: What're you doing?
sensei(outside): Hah!
sensei: No-Nothing...!!

kei: So? Why did you want to come to my room?
sensei: Well obviously...
//: It's to find those indecent books.

kei: What... I don't have any!

sensei: Ehh!?
//: A healthy high school boy definitely has one or two...
kei: I don't!
sensei: Ah, I know. It's on your computer!
kei: I said I don't!

sensei: I see...
outside - right: Depressed
outside - middle: We can't be like in Bakemonogatari...
outside - left: Bake...?
kei: Sorry for not meeting your expectations...


p5
kei: Uwooohhh! I can't calm down!!
kei: Ako-nee, Riko-nee!
//: Anybody, please come home!!

sensei: This isn't right, Yuuzuki!
//: You're finally alone with him... you have something to ask him, right?

sensei: I didn't notice it back then because I was upset,
sensei: but since you were in the futon the whole time, you should've heard the conversation between Mikazuki and me...

sensei: So what about it, Suminoe-kun?
sensei: How much did you hear!?


p6
kei: ...Why is she looking at me like that!?
outside: *stare*
kei: It's gonna make me misunderstand something!!

kei: I can't take it anymore!
kei: I need to get her to go home!!

kei: Hey, Sensei...
kei: ah

kei: Uwahh!!

sensei: ...Eh?

sensei: Noooo!?
kei: Sorry!!
outside: I did the same thing to both sisters...


p7
sensei: ...What's happening?
sensei: Why am I taking a shower in one of my student's house!?
outside: And no one else is home...

sensei: This is such a perverted situation!!

sensei: ...maybe I should pretty myself up...
sensei: just in case...

sensei: No! No! No! No!!
sensei: I'm a teacher! And he is my student!!


p8
kei: Hmm... A change of clothes...

k: I borrowed sensei's shirt earlier,
//: and now it's her turn to borrow mine...
outside: Oh, and she borrowed my jersey too.

k: Exchanging each other clothes...
k: It kinda makes us feel like lovers...
bg-s: Hey, Keita~ Let's do it once more.
bg-k: Ahh, stop wearing my shirt when you wake up!
bg-s: Who cares? Besides, you're always wearing my sweater...

k: Wahh!

k: Ahh, that scared me...
outside: That was an embarrassing dream...
k: Ako-nee?
phone: Incoming: Ako-nee


p9
ako: Kei-chan?
ako: Is Kiryuu-sensei there yet?

k: Ako-nee
//: Sensei's in the sho--

k: ...whoops!

k: That was close! She's just gonna misunderstand and it'll cause more trouble later.
k: Sh-She's not here yet.
//: What's wrong?

ako: Yeah... actually, it looks like we're still gonna be here for a while.
ako: I think Riko and I are both gonna be pretty late.

ako: So, can you tell sensei to come another day?
k: Yep, Okay.


p10
ako: Thanks!
ako: Love you!
outside: Bye~

outside: What do you mean "Love you"
k: Phew, that scared me.

k: To call me just when I was dreaming about something weird,
k: such a formidable nee-san...

k: Huh...?
k: I feel like I'm forgetting something...

s: Hey!!
s: Suminoe-kun!
//: Where are my clothes!?

s: It's no good...
s: He can't hear me in his room from here.


p11
s: And my clothes are still in the washing machine,
s: What should I do...

s: Suminoe-kun...
k: Ah, Sensei
outside: Well, you're the only one home.

k: What's wrong?
//: Just come in.

s: Peek...


p12
s: My clothes...
//: You said you'd bring me some clothes,

s: Stupid...


p13
s: Hurry...
s: If someone comes home now,
//: how am I going to explain it to them!?

k: Wahh! Sorry!!
//: Umm...

k: Oh yeah, on the bed...!

k: Uwohh!?

k: Oohh
//: hhhh


p14
s: Come on...! What're you doing?

s: Ah...
//: Achoo!

s: Ahh...

s: choo!

s: Nyahhh!
k: Guwahh!?

k: Oww!
//: Sensei!?

s: Ahh...


p15
k: Uhh...

k: Umm...


p16
s: Th-This is...
//: umm...
s: It's not what you think!
k: What do you mean!?
k: I understand! Now hurry up and please get off!

s: Umm... yeah...
s: My towel's come off...
k: Okay... I'll keep my eyes closed.

k: ...What're you doing?
k: Hurry up and get up...

s: Don't laugh... okay?


p17
s: I...
//: I'm shivering so much

s: That I don't have the energy to get up...

k: ...She... She's so cute!!
//: Oh shit! I'm losing control...
k: Why are you shivering...?
k: I'm just a student, there's nothing to be scared of...

s: That's because...
s: ...ah!?


p18
s: Then what about Keita-kun!? Why are you getting aroused with your teacher!
s: You can't help it!
k: That because you're pressing against me with your breasts!!

k: Hmm...?
k: Keita-kun?

s: ...I see, boys become big with just this kind of stimulation...
s: Fuu~
k: It's more than enough.

s: I thought you would've been used to seeing your sisters' naked bodies.
k: I told you! That's all a misunderstanding!

s: ...I can believe that, right?
k: Of course.
k: Hey... Sensei...!?
k: My body is still pure and hasn't been tainted!
//: Not that it's something to brag about...


p19
k: Then how about you, I can trust you right sensei?
//: Although you're just about to rape one of your students.
outside: This is an accident!
s: That's mean!
//: I won't do anything like that even if it's a joke!!

k: Really?
above kei: Oi.. I can see...
s: Y-Yes!

s: ...no, I'll admit it!
s: I've touched myself many times
//: while imagining you being repeatedly violated by a row of military generals!
bg: Yes, that's right. I'm the worst.

s: ...I can't move anymore.
k: Why is she still stuck on me...

k: Wait! Don't tell me...
k: Is she serious about me!?


p20
s: Ahh...!

s: Did you just get bigger again?
k: Ehh... I don't think so.

s: No way, I just felt something.
k: That's was just you.

s: Ehh? You definitely grew bogger!
k: Sensei, you're a virgin so can you even tell the difference?
outside: hahaha

s: Eh?
k: Ah

s: Keita-kun! I knew it!
s: You did hear everything...


p21
k: Ah...

k: Sen...sei...
outside: So pretty...

dad: Sensei?


p22
dad: Ohh

s: Kya..!?
k: Mum, dad!?
s: Ehh?


p23
dad: Ohh, I'm sorry.
dad: You're Kiryuu-sensei, correct?
//: Nice to meet you, I'm Keita's father.
mum: And his mother.
outside: We don't have a name.
mum: Thank you for always looking after Keita.

s: Ahh...
//: I apologise for looking like this.
s: I'm his homeroom teacher, Kiryuu Yuuzuki.
//: I'm sorry having to bother you today.
dad: No, no, this is also a part of a parent's job.

dad: We seem to be disturbing you, so we will wait in the living room.
//: Please come down once you have finished.
s: Yes!
//: I'll be down right away!


p24
dad: No, no,
//: please take your time.

s: It's over... My life as a teacher...!
s: Fueehhh!!
//: Keita-kun!
k: sensei...
s: what am I gonna do~!?

k: It'll be alright, I think. // I mean, it's my parents...
s: Eh?

s: What's that meant to mean?
k: Yeah, it's a little hard to explain, but...
//: hey... you're too close...!


p25
dad: Ahh, I'm so jealous of kids nowadays.
dad: You actually provide practical experience in sex education!
//: I'd also like to give it a try...

s: I said that's not it!

s: His parents are so irresponsible...
s: things might actually be alright!

s: But then if I make a mistake now, I'll get fired...
//: What should I do now...!?

s: Anyways, it doesn't seem like we'll be able to anymore talking today.
s: I'm sorry but I think I'll have to come back another day.
//: I'll be leaving now...


p26
dad: Oh, going home already?
//: I was hoping I could thank you for making Keita a man by buying sushi or something...
s: I didn't make him a man!
s: He's still a virgin!!

dad: ...Ohh
mum: Hehh...
s: Ahhh!
s: I can't take this anymore!!

s: I really need to fix this misunderstanding!
k: Sensei,

s: Keita-kun, please!
//: Tell your parents this is a misunderstanding...


p27
k: You said so before right?
//: No matter what the reason is,
k: the one who caused the misunderstanding is the one at fault, right?

s: Wha...
s: What a boomerang...!!

dad: Alright then, go walk sensei home and pick up your sisters.
//: It's getting pretty late.
k: Yeah, yeah.
outside: Come back soon~
s: I-I'll be alright...
outside: I don't really...

s: Aww...
s: I should never have had this home visit.
k: Why are you saying that now...

s: By the way Keita-kun,
//: you are a virgin, right...?
k: Eh!?


p28
k: ...of course!
//: Nothing's happened between me and my sisters!
s: Then that's good,
//: I believe you!
k: ...huh?
outside: Why "good"...?

s: Wahh, look! The stars are so pretty!
k: Yeah!

both: That feeling...
//: was the best.

box: At that moment,
box: the two of them were thinking of the exactly same thing.
both: That decides what I'm gonna use tonight...!!
(the last two bubbles are meaningless)
last line: Virgin and virgin... both think alike!? To be continued in Monthly YM6 (on sale May 12)!!


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