Magic Kingdom 2

source: http://tw.ikanman.com/comic/8252/78507.html

page 1

Take care when you leave, the bandits have been really active lately!
Ah! Bandits?! How horrible!

So scary... Why aren't you arresting them?
Huh, you're actually capable of fear.
We currently have a warrant out for the chief, so please be careful.

This guy certainly looks unique!
Bahaha! It's a gorilla!

page 2

If you do need to go outside, make sure you don't go alone.
Okay! We'll definitely be careful. Thank you!

You be careful, too!
Black Hearted Witch actually...

Tche!
Hey! You two! Stop slacking off!
Yes, ma'am!

You two nameless idiots really are a nuisance.
My name is...

Fine! I've decided! You're Moneybags and you're Tiny Blessing!
Those sound ridiculous! Gross!

I have a very pretty name! It's Youji!
And I'm Joker!

Oh? You have a complaint?
Eep! Not at all!

Clean up the floor before you go to bed. Got that?
Yes, ma'am...
Black Hearted Witch!

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Sigh... Let's start.
Hehe, so your name is Youji, huh?

So?
Since you seem to be such an upstanding individual, I'll let you in on my secret: I'm actually a prince!

Despite my current situation, having been cursed like so,

But the day will come when I return to my true form! I will be sure to compensate you when that time comes!
Really? You're a prince?! How amazing!

Since that's the case, make sure to do your share!
Waah!

Each person does half! And don't you dare skimp out!

Boss!
I know...

Let's go meet them, but be careful of the solders.

So...
Tired...

page 4

If things go on like this, I won't be able to find brother...
You have a brother?
Hiring an underaged worker like me is illegal! She's won't even pay me for overtime! I'm going to report her!
Give it a rest!

It's Black Hearted Witch!
It's already late. What are they doing?

Looks like they're headed out!
We can run away while they're gone!

Run... Away...
Yes! Don't tell me you like it here?

No, that's not it...
What I mean is...

page 5

Don't you dare let her off so easy! We've done so much charity work that it'd be a waste not to take something for ourselves!

That's not necessary! Being free is enough to be thankful for!
Tche! Won't even bend the law when penniless, eh?

But...
Fine, come on!

I was able to find her stash anyways!
Her stash?!

A secret door?

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Waah!
Awesome, isn't it?! Usually this place is always guarded.

Wahahaha! And here that Black Hearted Witch thought she'd scored a couple slaves!
This is what they call "opening the door to the enemy"! I'm the most stubborn thief of all!

text: Such an unassuming shop has quite a bit of treasure...
Haha! Jackpot!

text: Wait a second... There's a hidden prison cell with armed thugs... This place is just too suspicious...
So restless

Hey! Youji, quickly help out!
Grab as much as you can!
This guy...

page 7

Come in, hurry! Don't let others see you.
Surveillance has been strict lately.

This time's haul is pretty good, right?
Yes! We've scored quite a bit.

They may call us bandits, but I bet they'd be surprised to find out our base is in the city!
That face really doesn't need a close-up...

Kekeke!

Long live the Boss! Long live the Boss!
Idiots! You'll get us all caught by yelling so loud!

But your voice was louder...

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Fine! Brothers, pack up everything and ship out!
Heave-ho!

I've already scoped out the next target.
But it's possible that they've employed some pretty heavy guards.

Last time we lost a lot of our brothers, we might not have enough this time.
Let's discuss it a bit more.

sfx: creak x2

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page 10

Moneybags, Tiny Blessing...
What are you doing here?

Mommy!
W-We were just...

Cleaning! Yes, cleaning!
Because we're such hardworking children!
Bullshit!

You trying to steal my stuff?!
Haha... We wouldn't dare.
Then what are you doing here!
We just said it...
Who're they?

page 11

Ah, they're...

Urk, another close up.

Waah, it's that Bandit Ape from the wanted poster!
Why's he here?! It couldn't be...
Ape?
Waah! You can't say that to the Boss' face!

What about my handsome face looks like an ape!
Waah!
Boss, calm down!
All of it...

page 12

Did you just call me an ape?
That wasn't me!
Boss, they just said you look like an ape, not that you are one...
What a racket!

Enough! You two!

Seems like you've discovered who we are.
That's right, it's just like you thought, we are...

No! We never thought you were the bandits! Promise!
Idiot!

Doesn't look like I can let you get away alive...
No... Don't...

Stop joking around!

page 13

Wait!

Lemme ask something first. Why do you want to kill us?
Obviously it's cause we don't want you to rat us out.

Then if we promise to keep your secret, you don't have any reason to kill us, right?
Youji's so brave!

Right, but there's no guarantee you'll keep your promise.
Unless...

Unless you join our band.

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Wha-? Become a bandit? Me?
Do I look like I can do that?

Not a chance!
But you could act as bait for us.

I... I'll join you!

Don't want you!
Wah!

What do I do? If I don't join, they'll kill me...
Damnit, if only the police were here!** (needs tl check)

How about it, Tiny Blessing?

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I'm Ms Blessing's manager. If you'd like to work with her, please allow me to facilitate!
You little shit!

I'll help convince her.

Tiny Blessing! No matter happens, you need to stay alive! My life is also in your hands! What's so bad about being a bandit? It's rather prosperous!
It's not like I'm begging you to!
What are you doing?!

Go along with her. So long as we're alive we can try to escape later!

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O-Okay...
I'll also have a chance to get more loot! Hehe!
Great!

That's right, you guys were cleaning here?
Then get back to it! Make it spotless!
Black Hearted Witch!

Has Boss calmed down yet?! Let's get back to business.
Who you calling 'ape'?!
We aren't...

XiLuo!

page 17

Ah, SaiLun!

You heading out? Be careful, these goods are set to pass through Bearded Mountain.
text: look at this
Bandits have been active there, lately.

Wanted posters... This amount...
Yup! Looks like the soldiers have had their hands full!

Mercenary escorts give about 100 or more Bells, but nabbing bandits pays at least 10,000 each....
That's it! No more mercenary work, let's switch to bounty hunting!

We're headed out now!

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Then let's go.
Be careful!

Sir, do you think we'll encounter any bandits?
It's possible!

Lord, be merciful unto us, keep us safe.
You hired me for that, didn't you?

In fact, I want to bump into them. That way I can cash in quite a sum.
Sit! Please don't jinx us!

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text: Bearded Mountain

Alright, listen up. This time there'll be a team of carriages.
But Bearded Mountain has a lot of branching paths, so you will have to lead them down the one we set the ambush on.

You got that?!

Didn't you say we'd be able to escape? I... I don't want to be a bandit!
Hey! You wouldn't be having any seconds thoughts, right?

If you still want to escape or mess this up for us...

page 20

sfx: BOOM

Then I'll blow you to smithereens!
Th-This is...

Black Hearted Witch is actually a witch?
Now, get back to work!

page 21

Careful, we've already entered Bearded Mountain.

sfx: rustle x2