Go Go! Pudding Empire 8

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Snake Monster, you are next.

Your strength will definitely allow us to invade Earth.

Sir.

Leave it to me.

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...I really don't get it.

What is Master Jaba thinking?

I just can't imagine why...

(whipe whipe)
(ah, feels so good)

Why oh why...

Perhaps Master Jaba's just kind of bad guy?

(swipe)

(snicker)

No, I mean it.

It must be why. He can't even give me an explanation.

Ah, here, ash tray.

Two coffees, a royal milk tea, and one chocolat parfait; here you go gentlemen.

Ah, Coffee, 's mine.

(yop)

Seriously...

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Why did he pick Snake Monster there?

Don't you guys think it's weird?
Right?

Ehm...
Ah....

Oh, please, let me get this one.
It's fine.

I mean, look at who he chose last time. This guy...
(that guy, whatshisname)
(bleep)

Crab Monster.

That guy's even barely my senior.

I even gave him an otoshidama.
(*cash money you give kids at new year in Japan)

See?

That guy owes me.

When he just moved here from abroad, I even helped driving him around in my light van.

Uhuh.

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Even this Snake Monster...

He joined the Pudding Empire 3 days later than me!

Even though it's only 3 days, I'm supposed to be that guy's senior, right?

(am I lying over here?)

Well?

Uhu.

I'm his senior by 1 second.

There you go!

Huh, you're not drinking your milk?

Errr, I drank half, but you can have the rest.

Why not me?

It should have been me, Buffalo Monster, after Crab Monster.

Oh well.

I just have to get a grip, and move on.

It makes me laugh, really!

Sigh...

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Would you like some more water?

Ah, no, 's ok.

I guess the logical approach is a fool's game...

Tomorrow, I'm gonna march to Master Jaba and make a stand for myself...

(mister buffalo's treat sure had an expensive parfait for himself in it)

(let's go pay ourselves)
(dammit, 3-4 loss)

Tryouts VS Noob Monster

NOOB PUNCH!

(noobish)

GEH!
(moooooo)

Noob Monster wins!!

How do you expect to own anyone,

if you're not getting any stronger, Buffalo Monster...

(oh jesus god it hurts)