Go Go! Pudding Empire 11

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The evil Pudding empire, set on invading Earth.

Right now, they are aiming to recruit new warriors for the invasion.

(interview room)

They are holding monster interviews.

Your name please?

Bogrob.

Dogrob, got it.

AH!

No, it's BOGROB.

BOG-

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TOG-

BOG-

The B from BEAN MOCHI.

B.

(next)

Gelgo.

Lessee... Mister Gelgo, what are your hobbies?
(a bit nervous)

PATCHWORK.

(dodgeball)

Patchwork...

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O...

Okay then, what do you like to do in your spare time?

I like to indulge in my patchwork.

Indulge in his patchwork...

(HA HA HA HA HA, HOLIDA-HEY)

This is the last interviewee, emperor.

(hello)
(whoops, looks like they changed seats, never mind!)

Interviewee number 300, CALL ME TOM BABY!

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ACK!! It's the elder!!

(health first)
(the emperor doesn't know the elder)

Pleased ta meetcha. My name's Tom, a 16-year old go-getter!
(snap)

This senile geezer is lying his ass off!!

Ah, here. This is a Hamanako local specialty. Eel pie. You should be pleased as pie if you enjoy the taste.

(crack)

Ah, no please, you didn't have to.
(though I really love Eel pie)

The other day, he was saying he wanted to leave the house...

I guess he was serious.

Ah, you see... Even as a child, from kanchou*, to kneeing people from behind... I've always had an interest in evil things like these.

* popular children's game of sticking one's finger in the other's butt

Also, putting stale poop in people's slippers... skipping gym class when there was a marathon...

As for my future plans... I've always wanted to try invading another planet, or something, you know...

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Oh, and my weapon of choice is the sickle.

I even have a finishing move.

If you've got some daikon, I can show you how to slice it, and stuff.

Oh, and hard stuff's no problem either.

Ah... No...

Errr... Well.... You know, vegetables are rather expensive nowadays, so rather not.

(diggin' tom's jersey alright) (staaaare)

In the end, the elder completely failed the exam.

(30 names in total)
(Geldo failed too)

[exam results]

NUMBER 300'S NOT THERE!

Ah, wait! I can show you my finishing move! I'll cut through these veggies like gangbusters!

I'm sure you'll change your mind if you see it!

When I came over, I stopped by the greengrocer's to grab me some sweet potatoes.

This guy would sure make a good wife...

(y... you forgot your eye mask)

(he bought it)