Go Go! Pudding Empire 15

p080
How to succeed in invading Earth, 2nd meeting.

Master Jaba.

What's with the bottleneck?

(recently wearing a bottleneck)

...Sigh.

There are stains on my usual outfit... It's being washed.

Meat stains huh?

(it's a bitch to get those off alright, case you don't know)

I get it already!
Who even knows about these things!! Really...

p081
Sigh.

What a lack of professionalism.

Our crew.

It's always something!

It hurts here, it hurts there...
Their stomach hurts, they've got a cold.

(yep yep) x3

How can you expect to invade Earth like this?

They're completely out of shape.

Lacking professionalism.

Just yesterday,

Posion Mushroom Monster comes in

telling me he has a cold, after I ordered him to invade Earth.

Said he got his toncils removed.

Despite that, he was still gonna go to Earth!

But of course,

I declined!

p082
Cause, I asked him "Can you still produce your special poisonous gas like this?"

I got my toncils removed.

I... It's probably impossible.

So then, what was he going to do on Earth?

Exactly!

When I asked him what he was going for then, he replied that he was going on a hot springs vacation.

Sheesh...

Anyway, with this we've come to today's theme.

Yamada-kun, fetch me the book.

Yes sir!

(Here you go!)

I managed to lay my hands on a book about Earth's medical care.

p083
Since we've never had health care, I think this will save us a great deal.

HEH
What?

Ah! No nothing.

Going as far as using your enemy's hygene policies, what have we come to...

Indeed! You could look at it that way, but these shameless tactics are necessary.

Even if we were to use the enemy's hygiene policies to better ourselves, would you call that being greedy?

Are you saying we should go back to before?

You could be saying that we are the ones benefitting the enemy, but

as the situation is now, it is more the case that they are benefitting us.
(oh yeah)

Ah! Good, Kante!

Alright, then let's give this book a look-see.

Hey now! Don't walk so loud!

Yes.
Yes.

p084
Tying leeks around your neck is a good way to stop colds!

(leeks)

Sticking some umeboshi against your temple is a good way to get rid of a headache.

* Japanese dried plum

Japanese Quince Liqueur is good for your throat!

[By acquiring the Earthling book "Grandma's bag of wisdom and unofficial remedies", the Pudding Empire's medical care system became greatly fortified.]

(i see)
(hmm)
(interesting)
(didn't know that)

Let's see... before drinking sake, it's a good idea to drink milk to create a protective layer in your stomache.

Vinegar's good for athlete's foot.

Chameleon plant is good against nasal inflammination.

On cold days, stuff hot peppers in your shoes to keep warm.

If you soak a paper diaper in water, and freeze it, you can use it instead of a water-filled pillow.

Ah! Grandma's bag of wisdom part 2 has a bit about removing meat stains!

(staare)