Go Go! Pudding Empire 18

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SALMON MONSTER!

His bulldozer-like tail alone, has the strength of 5000 horses.

COME FORTH, SALMON MONSTER!

AND MAKE EARTH OURS!!

(banana)

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Master Jaba!

You don't have to shout!!

The chef, Mister Gen, has locked himself up in the toilet!

What?

I'm trying to summon Salmon Monster now; so I will attend to this later.

T-this is concerning Salmon Monster!

WHAT!?

Mister Gen, please come out.

(i'm so sorry, i'm so sorry)

How is he?

(eggplant)

He won't come out.

What the heck happened?

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Why has the pudding empire's chef locked himself up in the toilet?

(sumomo)

* Japanese plum

W-Well...

Truth is, Mister Gen confused Salmon Monster for something else.

W-WHAT!!

DID HE COOK SALMON MONSTER, INSTEAD OF A REGULAR, PLAIN OLD SALMON!?

I-It couldn't be... That Salmon meuniere we had for lunch...

(the woods are alive)

E-emperor... didn't you find its greasyness so tasty you asked for seconds?

I--

I'M SO SORRY!

Mister Gen.

You... say you're sorry.

... You doused in flour, you cooked with butter... the monster that was supposed to invade Earth...

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We can't bring him back.

We've already eaten him.

What do we do?

I'M SO SORRY!
I'M SO SORRY!

Hey now, Mister Jaba. Don't be too hard on ol' Mister Gen.

T-this voice.

SA--

SALMON MONSTER! BUT HOW!?

AH! YOU'RE SPLIT IN HALF!

Truth be told--

(suuuu)
(fuuuu)

It's partly my own fault.

(jesus it's fricking hot)

Hm?

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Man, this stainless kitchen table sure is nice.
(oooooh this is so refreshing)

If I lie on my side like this, I'll doze off in a jiffy.

Then, who's the one that mistook me for a regular salmon!?
(Huh!?)

I'll still go though! To invade Earth.

You say you'll go... but there's only half of you left.

Even so, it only feels like i've lost 1 percent of myself.

There must be something I can still do to help invade Earth, this way.

Hmmm. What could I do...

I could go to a supermarket, and investigate the earthlings' eating habits...

There goes the remaining half...

[Even after having lost half of himself, his tenacity to invade Earth burns as strong as ever! The terrifying Salmon Monster!]