Go Go! Pudding Empire 19

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Combining different living creatures...

Ignoring their genes, threading in God's domain... such dreadful conduct.

But that is what the Pudding Empire does.

In order to gain enormous strength from such combinations...

In order to invade Earth...

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Conjoined Beast, WINBANIG.

Magic wind beast, Wingull.

Magic fire beast, Banig.

By combining the two of you, we have managed to conjure a tremendous power.

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GO FORTH! WINBANIG!

BURN EARTH TO SMITHEREENS WITH YOUR FLAME SPOUT!

GO FORTH! WINBANIG!

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FORGET IT.

Why did you have to combine me with this ass?

Right back at you, stupid bird.

Who's a stupid bird!?

Shut up BALDY!

Combining the two of you gave birth to the Flame Spout.

It is the ultimate destructive force.

NOW THEN--

DIE ASSHOLE.

NO, YOU DIE, ASSHOLE.

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Please just hear me out, Master Jaba.

When I moved in next to this guy, he didn't even come out to welcome me.

I didn't even say anything about his electric cooler next to my door.

...damn, noisy...

How do you expect me to get along with such an inconsiderate asshole?

Oh get the spoon out of your asshole, birdy.

Since you didn't even send out a notice, I had no idea when to throw out cans and such.

Cans are on wednesday, dumbass. Don't you know your steel and aluminum!? Bald eagle!!

Don't blame ME for YOUR mistakes!

Fine, then allow me to say something.

(damn racket)
(STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH U)

PIPE DOWN WITH YOUR SHITTY KARAOKE!!

I always turn the TV down after 10pm!
IDIOT!

SHUT UP BALDY!

I'M GONNA BURN THIS ASSHOLE DOWN!

[God's domain? The Pudding Empire's evil plans have failed, and it's back to the drawing board.]