Go Go! Pudding Empire 26

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Once again, the Pudding Empire is about to face another impact!

[Japan]
[Sukiyaki, Harakiri, Mount Fuji, Geisha, Tempura, Sumo]

Thanks to intel from the Pudding Empire's intelligence department, they have learned that there is a dreaded race of humans, rapidly increasing in numbers in a country called "Japan," on Earth. That go by the name of--

KOGAL.

K... Kogal...

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I'm not too specific on the details... But from what I can comprehend with the information at hand...

This "Kogal"...

Is probably a codename for Earth's self defense corps.

WHAT!! EARTH'S SELF DEFENSE CORPS!?

Actually, I have succesfully obtained a picture of one of these thought to be "Kogal" creatures.

Show it to us.

THIS IS A MEMBER OF THE KOGALS!?

Isn't this just a girl?

You might think it's a girl, but do not underestimate them. Please, look at the color of their hair.

The color of their hair?

IT'S DYED!?

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There used to be a saying on Earth, that went "Black hair is a woman's life."

[Black hair is a woman's life]
[Kogals dyed their hair]

Kogals used to have black hair too, but they dared to dye it. So in other words...

In order to succeed in their mission, there is no mistaking that abandoning their life stands for their determination.

The... dreadful "Kogal"...

--But, their skin is so extremely dark.

That is probably because they move about during nighttime. It is thought to be protective camouflage.

What about this waist device?

A tele-communication "pager".

What!? A PAGER!?

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If dialed a certain number, they can transmit a password to their companions in order to alert them.

(This is from a friend!!)

* The numbers read: Mi(tsu)= counter for 3, Na(na)= 7, Go= 5, Ro(ku)= 6, Shi= 4. Put those together and you get "Minagoroshi"= Massacre

(dammit, the pager hasn't rung yet)
(ah! an incoming transmission!!)

It seems that more recent pagers have a function where you can enter a password, that sets it to vibrate mode. In order not to alert outsiders.

...They really seem to be equipped with the all the latest gadgets...

It seems almost certain that these "Kogals" form Earth's Self Defense Corps...

But, if that is the extent of their troops, I expect they must have an even more formidable leader.

...Yes. These "Kogals" DO have a leader.

Its name...

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NAMUYO AMIRO.

* Play on "Namie Amuro". Japanese singer/entertainer/former actress, at the time known as the "teen queen of Japan"

Among Kogals, she is referred to as GOD.

(eediot)

...If it comes to an all-out war with the Kogals, she is the foremost person we must overthrow.

TCH! DAMMIT!
(bang)

But. These Kogals still have many obscurities.

--why do they not pull up their socks?

[hella awesum]
[omg, awkward turtle]
[shah, like, no way]
[Our Master resides in the Palace]
(don't believe it!!)

What meaning lies beneath their strange language?

--anyway.

These Kogals are blocking our path, do not be mistaken about this.

[And so, the Earth passed by another crisis.]