DoLL 5

[boke's comments in brackets like this]

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There are some guys that prefer Real Dolls to a real person naked in an apron

Chapter 5 - Wait till after we get home

876-1 Izumi-san, if you change your mind, please call me

Yeah

876-2 I'll be the sherpa that guides you to a revelation of a brand new world

Ueda-san, take some shiitake with you

877-1 Make sure you take Ueda-san's business card with you when you leave

877-2 I don't need anything like that

877-3 Someone like you needs to be open to new developments

877-4 What are you talkin about? You suck.

877-5 Wasn't he supposed to be sexually powerless?

878-1 That get you interested?

No way. It's disgusting.

878-2 Haaaah

878-3 Isn't about time you told me their names?

878-4 Are you listening?

Don't just flop around like it's your own house.
You got no class

879-1 Why don't you throw them away?

You don't need them, right?

879-2 Where would I throw them out?

Where would you throw them out?

You're going to throw them out someday, right?

879-3 I'll have Ueda-san take them when the time comes

Then have him come get them

He already left

Call him on his cell phone!

879-4 Ueda-san has a small place

Whats with all this "Ueda-san" "Ueda-san" stuff!?

879-5 In first place, he let me have them cheap, ok?

So I can't just go demanding things

880-1 And I think it's pretty harsh to go saying stuff like "throwing them out"

Ah man, I'm just getting more and more pissed

880-2 What is with you?

881-2 You're using them in an "adult" way, right?

881-3 Like I'd do that

881-4 So is a Real Doll better than the real thing?

What do you mean by "the real thing"

882-1 You had a wife, right?

882-2 Wife?

882-3 What the hell are you so pissed about?

I'm not!

882-4 You touch their breasts, right?

What's wrong with that?

882-5 Why do you do that?

883-1 It's manly, ok?

You can't go calling that "manly"!

883-2 So is a Real Doll better than the real thing?

So just what do you mean by "real thing"?

883-3 S-so do you want to

Touch the real thing?

884-1 What are you talking about?

So I'm even less than a Real Doll?

884-2 I didn't say that

884-2 Don't duck out of this

884-4 Just what the hell do you want me to do?

885-1 Ok, thank you.

sfx: pat pat

885-2 It was a joke! Don't get mad!

sfx; splash splash splash

885-3 Spliiish

886-5 Here

887-1 Beer? At noon?

What's wrong with that?

887-2 Hey, at least make dinner tonight

N-no way

887-3 You can't cook?

I can cook

887-4 Ok, so do it

No way

887-5 You don't feel bad for mooching every single day?

L-listen
I told you I'd let you touch my boobs, right?

888-1 Are you making fun of me?

And who should be saying that?

888-2 Ok, so what do you wanna do?
Go ahead. Say anything.

888-3 The real thing should be better, right?

888-4 I'll think about it

889-1 Hey

Hm?

889-2 We have a change of clothes

Want to go to the hot spring?

889-4 The mixed bathing place?

889-5 There'll be people this time of day

890-1 So go straight home?

890-2 Wanna go somewhere?

Yeah

890-4 Go see the waterfall or something?

Ok

890-5 You're speeding a bit too much

Sorry

890-6 Can you open the window a bit

891-1 Beer smell

Ah, sorry

892-1 If we forget about breasts for a second

What else are you willing to do?

892-2 Wha wha what?

I just said it

892-3 I don't know

892-5 I can't do anything too weird

Too weird?

893-1 Ah, forget it

893-2 L-like what?

893-4 Don't give me any shit

O-ok

893-5 No calling me perverted or anything

894-1 Wait a sec, I'll write it down
Got anything?

Paper?

894-2 J-just say it?

Naw

894-3 I don't have a pen, maybe.

Ok, so I'll do it when we get home

...ok

894-4 Wanna head back?

...yeah

896-1 I'm going to bathroom for a bit

Look at it then

896-2 It's really not that big of a deal

It's ok if you can't do it, just don't complain

896-3 close

897-2 Bam

erk

897-3 Fuck off!

Wh-what?

sfx: Bam Bam

898-1 You wanna see this? This!?

Are you nuts? Pervert!

I want to see your asshole [paper]

898-2 I told you not to complain!

Don't open the door!

sfx: rattle rattle

898-3 Get out here you sicko!

Like I'd do that!

sfx: Bam Bam Bam