God Does Not Play Dice 6

So, I stopped translating A girls since someone is scanning it. I just did it because god does not play dice is hard... Speaking of which, it has been a while since I posted a tl of this manga, it wasn't because it got too hard or I moved on to something else but... Wait no that's it, I moved on to something else and that something is a ps3. Yah.
Anyways, if your name is zollber or is a member from menudo-fansub, please contact me by getting zollber to contact me through the usual method you used. If not, then ignore what I just said.
If you read Kuu's release of the air gear tanko... then I have good news since that is being revived. Which is bad news for me and anyone reading this manga. I am also trying to push a couple of one shots through but I'm having trouble finding someone to clean it properly. And... that is that I guess.


Chapter 6
A mysterious transfer student

page 1

1. According to Kashiwa, this girl have the Caramel Dice-su!
TL note: stupid little cute speech/accent thing that makes things more complicated...
TL note2: Author tends to use names as a joke, "Kashiwa" could mean "chicken" so I assume it is that bird on her head. Though it is a real name...
TL note3: After looking ahead... It really is the bird's name

2. I see... Kanau Shimei, 23, a high school teacher, huh?...

3. Probably... She's collecting them because it's said they'll grant any wish once all six are together...

4. Without knowing the

5. Caramel Dice's true power
TL note: crap...

page 2

1. Shinmachi-kun... / I order you to take back Kanau Shimei's dice.

2. Roger-su!!

3. I don't care how.

4. Depending on the circumstance,

5. you have my permission to kill.

page 3

a. Something terrible is brewing!!

Chapter 6
Title: A mysterious transfer student

page 4

1. Okay, be quiet

2. Before class starts, let me introduce a transfer student.

3. A boy? A girl?

4. She's a girl.

5. Is she cute?

6. Please see for yourself everyone.
TL note: Literally: "...see and judge for yourself..."

7. What color is her underwear?

8. Please see for yourself everyone.
TL note: see page 4 line 6

9. Now enter.

10. But it's very hard for me to enter-su...

11. It's fine

page 5

a. An island girl
TL note: changed from: "She looks like she's from an island" or something like that

b. Ooh! Cute!

1. Okay, introduce yourself

2. Y-Yes! Umm... Umm...

3. Are you nervous? Will you be okay?

4. I'm-I'm okay-su! Because I have battle panties today-su! / You can't see them though-su!

5. Are you really okay?

6. Try chill yo' kewl.
TL note: BokoLife slaps BokoLife for something so horrible.
TL note2: Original and not mangled translation is: "Try and take a deep breath" which has a part that says "shinko kyuu" in it which sounds like "Chinko Q"
6. Try and take a deep breath?
TL note3: Okay, I rethought it and now I believe the first tl I did is just plain stupid.

7. A Chinko Quiz?
TL note: Chinko means penis in jpn - of course - Don't ts note.
TS: please input a tl note saying something like "language barrier caused lost of the pun." or something...

8. What kind of quiz is that?

page 6

1. It's this kind of quiz.

2. Yamada-kun states that "the words 'Pure phimosis' comes from 'Holy phimosis' so therefore a phimosis is a blessing." / How should you response?

a. Ooh

b. As expected of the class rep

3. Don't give a Chinko Quiz!

4. Leave it as it is-su?

5. Correct!

c. Yeah!

6. Don't answer either!!

7. Sigh... Just your name will be good enough, so go introduce youself.

8. Yes-su!!

9. My name is Shizuku Shinmachi, / And the one one top is Kashiwa, my pet-su.
TL note: I changed the tl a little so the name wouldn't be the last word to avoid confusion.

10. It's a pleasure to meet you all-su.

11. A pleasure!
TL note: bird... talks...? >_>

12. Wow! The bird talked!!
TL note: ...

page 7

1. It's because Kashiwa is very bright-su. She can do anything-su.

2. That too.

3. Also before, she perfectly carried out a reconniance mission-su.

4. Mission?

5. Idiot! Stop babbling!

6. Is it possible that this school prohibits birds-su?

7. No... They're quite all right.

8. There's also a robot who is somehow a classmate.

9. I somehow became one.

10. Well, Shinmachi-san, take the seat next to Shijou-kun. / The one next to that panty-apron guy.

11. Ooh! That's simple-su.

12. This outfit is very trendy.

13. Now, I'll begin the lesson.

14. Page 62 in your modern language textbooks.

15. "The phrase 'All mouth woman' is kinda arousing,'" a judge said first calmly to the defendant.

16. "Objection!" "Overruled!" He sharply supressed the procestor's words, "I do not wish to speak to the naked you."
TL note: ... what?...

page 8

1. After-School

2. Kashiwa, welcome back-su.

3. How did it go-su?

4. Aah, it went perfectly!

5. Kanau Shimei is in charged of three rooms. / This classroom, the data storage room, and the student counseling room.

6. If there are dice, it'll be in the other two rooms, the staff rooms.

7. Then, let's begin the job now-su!

8. Misson start-su!!

9. Shinmachi-san.

page 9

1. Ughmm.. What-su? Even though we already bothered to establish that you're cool-su.

2. As the class rep,

3. I believe I should show you around the school.

4. Is there a place you want to see? / Like the boy's bathroom or the boy's locker room.

5. What's with those places?!

6. They're both hard to refuse-su.

7. Wao!
TL note: ugh... I'm not really sure if this is a "Hey" or if the bird just says "wao"...

8. Come to think of it, that boy is a friend of Kanau Shimei! / He'll be a hinderance to the mission!

9. But, maybe I can extract some information out of him-su?

10. That is true but...

11. That interests me a little-su.

12. Undoubtly... You can't help but think... / he is teacher helping panty boy...

13. Oh! The boy's locker room-su!

14. That place, huh?!!

page 10

1. Surely, to have seen the place where boys change, / this school is one step closer to a huge paradise-su.

2. I think so too. / Is there anywhere else you would like to see?

3. Ah, right-su...

4. I want to see the data storage room-su!

5. Why the data storage room again?

6. Eh...Umm... Because I like data-su.

7. Such a weak excuse.

8. Data is good, huh?! Such as a gravure's three sizes! / The principal also said in the morning to relax when you see data that says "70% of all Japanese have phimosis."

9. What kind of principal is he?

a. This kind
TL note: shortened from: This kind of principal

page 11

1. Wow, it's amazing-su.

2. This here is like the legacy of a super ancient civilization. / Just saying it gets me all titillated!

3. Do you like history-su?

4. Yes!!

5. I love hearing about how back in the Edo period, women wore no panties!

6. All boys are like that-su, huh?

7. Would it be alright if I looked around for a bit by myself-su?

8. Sure, tread carefully.
TL note: so to not break anything.

9. Come to think of this, this ancient civilization looks a lot like headquarters-su, huh?

10. Searching through all this stuff for the dice looks hard.

11. That young man will be a problem when we start looking for it.

a. Oh!

12. Heheh. If that's the case, just leave it to me-su (heart)

page 12

1. Disguise

2. Complete-su!!

3. Hey Hey, is that okay? In that kind of disguise / only an idiot would fall for it. / I feel like this sort of thing has been done already by someone.
TL note: I think he is talking about how they don't really look that much different after disguising themselves

a. The someone

4. Muh! Who are you?

5. Good thing he's an idiot.

b. Good thing-su

6. Shijou-kun, / you really strike me as an obstacle in our search for the dice...

7. so can you go to sleep for a little bit?

8. Really like me so go to sleep? You sure are daring.
TL note: This is one of those awful puns. "Really Strike" and "Really Like"(Best I can think of) I know it is awful and if I didn't say anything no one would get it, but... ... ......

c. Treat me with care

9. That's-That's not it-su!!

10. Anyways, just go to sleep-su!!

11. Gyah!!

page 13

1. However, last time, they were just brutes. / I can't believe that stupid group had a dice.
TL note: by brutes, I believe she means someone really dumb

2. Yeah.

3. But, there are also other people that know about the dice.

4. Since you can conquer the world with something that will grant any wish,

5. dangerous groups may have set their sights on it as well.

6. People who will kill a teacher to obtain it...

7. This isn't some stupid old anime.

8. All things considered, Shijou-kun is late, isn't he? / Even though he said he'll come today.

9. Go look for him, Mikage.

10. Okay.

page 14

1. After all that... There wasn't a dice in that data storage room-su.

2. Aah... / Next is this place.

3. SFX: Ka-Cha
TL note: I'm going to assume it is door opening sound... Whatever that is in english...

4. Aha, that was quick, Mikage.

5. Ah, there was someone here-su.

6. Eh? Who are you?!

a. Cosplay?

7. Hey! There are dice!

8. Ah! There are!!

9. Wa...Wait a second. Who are you! Barging in here like that.

page 15

1. Eh?! What?

2. Hand over the dice if you do not wish to die-su!
TL note: haha... I made a funny. Die-su... Dice... It's not in the japanese, but... Okay I have a stupid sense of humor. It's why I even bother to try to translate this manga.

3. Die?!

4. What? What? Those lines don't fit with this manga, you know? / What kind of development is this?

5. People who will kill a teacher to obtain it...

a. Ah...

b. That before.

6. You have till 3 to hand it over-su.

7. 1,2,3

8. Fast! Too fast!

page 16

1. Teacher, trouble!

2. A dangerous person...!

3. Shijou-kun!

4. Oh, you woke up already?

5. Teacher, this person is dangerous!

a. SFX: Flap

6. I'm in the middle of that danger right now.

7. That person does not know moderation. She's a SM-girl! / She express her love with a bat!
TL note: Moderation may not be the best word here... But, I don't understand the word moderation enough to know a better word. It's sort of like, "This person does not know how to take things easy." or something...

8. Was all this also a play?!
TL note: A play by which I think she means... you know... role playing in SM stuff... Okay, I know minors somehow end up read these notes so I'm not going further into this. Though if minors are reading this manga then I guess I don't need to explain any further :P

b. A bisexual?!
TL note: I had a fun time with this one... Took me a little while to understand what this word was describing in those porn sites...

9. I am not a SM-girl-su!!

10. If you move, I'll shoot-su!

11. Oh wow, a pistol?! / She really knows no moderation!!

12. However, this time, in order for me to not lose in that play, / I have also brought a weapon.

page 17

1. This!

2. What is that? / A toy?

3. I found it in the data storage room just a moment ago. / It's a device that'll stop someone's movements!
TL note: generalized enemy to someone

4. You can do whatever you please with this.

5. SFX: Meow
TL note: I think it is a meow... looks like a cat doesn't it?

6. Like a stun gun? / Whatever is fine! At any rate, shoot it at that woman!!

7. Okay!!

8. SFX: Meow

page 18

1. Kya-su!!

2. Guah!!

3. Idiot!! Why did you shoot me?!!

4. SFX: Meow

5. Ugh, it's hard to aim.

6. But nothing happened from being shot-su, huh?

7. Ah!

8. Idiot! Look at yourself! / That teacher as well.

9. Myself?

page 19

1. Kya-su!!

2. Why am I down to my underwear?!

3. This is a device that stops someone's movement with embarrassment after vaporizing her clothes.

4. What was that?!!

5. Don't fire that then!

6. Teacher was the one who said to shoot...

7. Explain how it worked in the first place!

8. Muh... There's no doubt that I can't move because of embarrassment...

9. Particularly since I did not wear any panties...

10. Why didn't you wear any?

11. It's because today I wore my battle panties-su.
TL note: It's more like "today is battle panties day" but I like this better.

12. ?

page 20

1. Because there was an article in a special edition of a women's magazine that said, "The ultimate battle panties is no panties at all-su." / Today is a battle day-su.
TL note: I added the "at all" bit

2. UWah, to have this kind of an idiot aiming for my life...

3. You're not wearing a bra-su! Why is that-su?

4. That, you can guess on your own.

5. I get it! I guessed why-su

6. Don't guess why!!

7. Wow... She really is wearing no panties. With this, I'm afriad I lost the battle.

8. Hyah... It's embarrassing so I wish you wouldn't look too much-su.

9. It's fine.

10. Don't look, you idiot!!

11. Gyah!!

a. SFX: Meow

12. (spirl)

13. Why did you knock out your one ally?

14. Ah!!

page 21

1. You can fight with your lower body shown now that there is no longer any male eyes.

2. With a fellow woman here... It's still embarrassing to show the lower half of my body-su.

3. Hmm.........

4. Since I can't possibly run outside looking like this... What should I do?...

5. Oh! Is today a Nude Festival involving some sort of perverted ritual?

6. Mikage!!

7. You came at a good time!! Go beat these guys up! / They're Shijou's enemies. He was defeated!!
TL note: the 血祭り part is kinda confusing since it literally means "a sacrifice." So, if I had took that part by itself literally, it would say, "He's a sacrifice." But, that doesn't make much sense... But if you consider that this manga doesn't make much sense half the time, then... I really have no idea.

8. Another person came! What should I do-su?

9. SFX: Meow

10. I'll stop your movements with this as well-su!

11. SFX: Meow

page 22

1. Ooh?!

2. With this, you can not move, right-su?

3. How so? I can still freely move.

4. Eeh?! Don't you have any sense of shame-su?

5. This is bad!!

6. You can't tickle a man's fancy when the woman has no sense of shame! / Without it, such a character is bad!!
TL note: umm... joke line. I think I got the meaning not the grammar... I think

7. Where are you thinking from-su?
TL note: she is talking about from what point of view the bird is talking from.

8. Okay, Mikage! Beat them up!!

9. SFX: Beep
TL note: its literally "Piiiiiiii" which sounds like beep... no?

10. What's that beep?

11. Once my energy drops to a certain point, I enter Sleep Mode. / Good night.

12. Guh...

13. Don't leave me so fast!!

page 23

1. No one else is coming-su, right?

2. You mustn't be careless.

3. Hmm, since all the members have came already, no one is coming to help. / I would be embarrassed if someone came while I looked like this though.

4. If those particular people came, it would be a problem. / Since the number of enemies would increase.

5. FuHahahaha!! We're coming in!!
TL note: We're barging in... or entering with the intent of being rude... whatever...

6. Coming in!!

7. in

8. Uah! The problem came!!

page 24

a. SFX: Guh~
TL note: I know that isn't what he really says... but it is the sound of someone knocked out so I tried for a low grunt

b. SFX: Snooze Snooze

c. Someone else came-su

d. Geez... What did you come here for?

1. What is the meaning of this?!

2. Is this heaven?
TL note: Yes, I know he literally says paradise

3. A heaven dimension!!
TL note: sort of like a world of paradise... something...