God Does Not Play Dice 7

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So... I guess I should say a word of caution... I'm not sure of what's mangahelper's policy on this but... Meh, better safe than sorry.


The following translation involves an implicit sex scene translation. Please do not read if you feel such a scene would mentally scar you.


Okay! Now that that is there... Remember, I warned you, let's go on with my normal ramblings.
I'm really busy with school. I noticed the raws for most if not all the shounen ace titles have stopped appearing, which is bad since this is a shounen ace title, and truthfully, I do not care enough about this manga to bother try to search for other means for the raw or actually buy it myself. So, I will state this now, I stop where the raw stops.
Anyways... That's it.



Chapter 7
Song of the Idiots


page 1

1. Wha

2. What is this?

a. Back to this wonderful scene once more (music)

3. What is the meaning of this?!

4. Skin-color everywhere (heart) / Dream-color everywhere (heart)
TL note: they are actually saying "lots of (color)" but I think everywhere conveys the meaning better

page 2-3

a. A tidal wave of sexy girls play
TL note: it doesn't actually say tidal wave but I think it is close enough =P

b. Hold on to the [Caramel Dice] that grants wishes!!

c. dice battle!

Chapter 7
Title: Song of the Idiots

page 4

1. Hmm...

2. (spirl)

3. Meow

4. Umm.......

5. How did it become like this in the first place?

6. Let's try to calmly reason this out.

page 5

1. Yahoo! Eeboo! This is everyone's favorite, Kanau Shiemei! (music)
TL note: the Eeboo part is just me going... whatever... she literally says "inpoo" whatever that is.

2. No bra! I'm being lewd!

3. Hah Hah. I wonder if someone will come in and see this.

4. Hah

5. Hah

6. SFX: Creak

7. Waah! Someone came! Look at what I'm doing!

8. If you were Kawori Manabe, you'll be cute even with a face full of pimples. / Hello, I am the super ancient robot, Mikage.
TL note: Kawori is pretty cute.

9. Oh? Did I accidently wandered into a pervert room?

10. How good of you to come here. Heheheheh

11. Since it is bothersome, I will try stripping down too!

page 6

1. However, you have bras and panties? / You're still can't step into my domain.
TL note: she literally says something like: you still have your top and bottom underwear
TL note2: the second part confused me. I like to think it was something like the metaphor: "you can't step into my shoes"
TL note3: from seeing line 3, I now think it is like "you are not as good as me (in being perverted)."

2. That is as far as Gandhara.
TL note: reCheck

3. It can't be helped if you're an amatuar.

4. Since you'll get hurt if you go all out from the start.
TL note: she is talking about how mikage still have her bra and she will get hurt if she strips completely

5. I also did stupid things when I was young. Broke a few ribs here and there.

6. The pain turned my nipples pitch-black.

7. Like Makkuro Kurosukes.
TL note: "Makkuro Kurosuke" are those dark dust balls from the 1988 animated movie "My Neighbour Totoro" and the 2001 animated movie "spirited away" by Hayao Miyazaki as described from the point of view from the main female characters.
TL note2: literally translation is "Pitch-Black Blackie"

8. However... Nothing can beat this pleasurable sensation of being shown bare.

9. I'm tired, I'm going to sleep.

10. Guh~~~

11. That's my simple reasoning as to how this came to be.

12. Your imagination is not simple!

a. Since my nipples are not black!!

13. Well, listen up since there is more to come.

14. If so then let's hear it.

15. you're so submissive.

page 7

1. Sweet-su! I would like to introduce you to a greater pervert-su!

2. Did you say greater?!

3. Hah!

4. You exposed your lower half?!

5. SFX: Suu Suu
TL note: wind sounds

6. Fuhahahaha! I feel a draft-su!

7. If the choices are Hama-chan or Suu-chan

8. Then it has to be Suu-chan-su!
TL note: umm... I don't really get the joke mostly cause I don't get what hama is referencing to here in this manga but... Hama-chan and Suu-chan are both japanese actors...

9. I... I lost...

10. That was without a doubt a top class pervert attack.

11. As per the agreement set by the Pervert Organization, the incapable pervert shall have a gun and a cute cat gun pointed at her-su.

12. Meow

13. MEOW

14. Aah. Watch me as I violate you with my round eyes.
TL note: I'm not really sure if she is talking about her own eyes or if she means something stupid...

15. Stare at me with those scornful eyes~(heart)

page 8

1. So,

2. It became like that. Shijou-kun got knocked out because of something or another.

3. After rescuing him, he'll because of something or another marry me, and become a charismatic husband, while I...

4. You'll thinking too far ahead!!
TL note: This is more literally like "you're thinking away from the present!!"

5. What's the something or another-su?

6. Whatever, it's fine. / Since there was no fighting exactly.

7. Eeh?

8. Even though I still haven't got to the Battle for the Spirit World part yet...

9. Well, we'll continue this online

10. while searching for [Lewd Picture]
TL note: this is like a joke, he is adding words to the bunny girl's mouths

11. Imagine it yourself.

12. Like hell I will!
TL note: She literally says: "I won't imagine it." but I like that one better because it sounds louder

13. I won't either-su! I cannot bring myself to imagine any Lewd Picture-su.

14. That's not what he meant!!

page 9

1. Let's skillfully search for Erotic Books.

2. Wow, cool (heart)

3. I see......

4. I understood the gist of what went on.

5. For now let's notify the police. / Guns are dangerous.

a. SFX: Beep Boop

6. What's the number for "Nine Hundred Eleven?"
TL note: since this is a japanese manga, she literally said "one hundred ten" but I like to assume more americans read this than anyone else from other countries so I will use the american police number

7. It's 90011

8. Wait! If the police come here while we look like this, they will assert both me and you!

9. Why would they assert me too?

10. No matter how you look at it, that outfit of yours make you very suspicious!

11. Why?! It's very stylish!

12. Meow

page 10

1. Ah! My stylish clothes...!!

2. What are you doing?! I'm not involved in this!!

3. SFX: Boing

4. SFX: Boing

5. Now you won't be able to run away as well-su! Which means... / You will assist me if you do not wish to be shot by this gun now-su.

6. Assist?

7. Firstly, get Kanau Shimei's Caramel Dice over there

8. for me-su!

page 11

1. Hmph... This is bad.

2. It's bad enough I'm at a disadvantage, but if that stupid bunny were to use her partners, she may very well take the dice away.

3. Hey, Stupid Bunny

4. I'm not stupid!

5. If you take our dice, Shijou-kun will hate you for it.

6. !!!

7. Hmph. That will be bad! / Lower half exposure girl! I will not do as you say!!

8. Why-su?!

a. Treat that with care.

9. Do as I say-su! Can you not see this gun-su?

page 12

1. Can you not see that this gun actually no longer have any more bullets?!

2. What are you saying?!

3. Ah

4. Hahahaha, idiot!

5. Now there is no reason for Stupid Bunny to be on your side!

6. Now, let's the two of us defeat this stranger!

7. There's no reason for me to be on your side either.

8. Wha!!

9. That's correct.

10. Then, we'll do this-su!

page 13

1. We'll have a contest and whoever wins will be allowed to have Ms. Bunny here as an ally, how is that-su?

2. A contest?

3. Hey! Don't so casually use me as some sort of prize! / It's rude!!

4. A prize is something that is good that everyone wants.

5. Then it's okay (music)

6. Big Sis... / You're too easy...

7. Okay then! I won't know how strong I'll become when I make these guys my allies, but

8. It's a contest!!
TL note: this line is sort like "It's on!!"

9. In order for the contest to be fair, we'll let Ms. Bunny decide on what we'll do-su!

10. You'll probably pick something stupid.

11. I am able to choose something approriate! / Umm...
TL note: This is sorta more like "I am able to choose something approriate... you know what that sounds better...

page 14

1. Even if you say it has to be a quick contest, nothing but rock-paper-scissors seems to come to mind...

a. Hmm?

2. Why is that?!

3. You can't taste true excitment since they were both over so fast-su!

4. That reply is all wrong!

5. If this was a card battle manga, we could do a card battle...

6. I attack you with this rare card, an anime character card that I wasted my youth to get!!

a. I spent 100000 on this card!

7. Guah! I may have lost the battle, but I won in life!!

8. What is that game?

9. Only useless people can imagine something like that, huh-su?

10. That went beyond my imagination.

11. We'll do something where you'll be at a disadvantage!

12. Geh?!

13. I've decided!

14. The contest will be doM!!
TS: Please TS a note saying doM means" extreme masochism"

15. doM?!

page 15

1. Boss... Why did you entrust Shinmachi the job this time?

2. Taking a dice from a civilian, that girl should be able to do it.

a. Ping Ping Ping
TL note: actually makes the sound "piko piko piko"

3. She should be able to do it...

b. There is no way.

4. By the way, Boss... I have something I want to ask.

5. What is it?

6. The "True power" of the dice you talked about before the job, what is that?

page 16

1. Also, why do you wrap yourself with those bandages? / Did you draw those eyes yourself? / Why do you show your mouth? Is it suppose to be cool?

2. That's a lot of questions!

3. I drew the eyes myself. It is cool! / My buddy said I wouldn't be able to eat any snacks if I covered my mouth.

4. And, the true power of the dice...

5. Checkmate.

6. Eh?

7. I checkmated you.

8. It's not a checkmate. That's a body double.
TL note: like a fake king here.

9. Then, where is the real one?

10. The real one is already gone... / This is the dead lord's funeral battle, so it is a battle to the very last man.

11. Isn't it a tearful tale?

12. Speaking of lords, women who tells men they are gentlemens are pretty sexy.

13. I took all your knights.

14. "Soldiers are the remains of a dream..." / "Remains of a dream" are like the rubber remains of a panties?
TL note: hmm...

15. It's time already. I'm going back.

page 17

1. Sorry.

2. I was mistaken.

3. Not doM but Poem. / Thinking about SM earlier, I mixed them up...

4. Thinking about...

5. It happens all the time for girls-su.

6. A poem battle, huh?...

7. Since you're a language teacher, you should be good at creating poems, right?

a. Guh...

8. What's with that expression?!

9. It's because poems; they are embarrassing. They make me feel like I stink of Daffodils, so it's impossible. / They're not interesting nor do they have punch lines.
TL note: reTL

10. But, aren't you a language teacher?!

page 18

1. The rules are within one hour from now, the person who creates a poem that'll make my heart all emotional wins!

2. Within that time, you can make however many poems you want.

3. Okay, now start!!

4. Yes-su!

a. First to strike, wins-su!!

5. Oh! Quick! Okay, Ms. Triangle glasses

Poem1:
Sunflower
Sun flower blooming, toward the summer blue sky, blooming together majestically, despite the heat, you're such deligent warriors.

6. A perfect score is 100 points. You get 2.

7. So low-su!!

8. Why? It was a invigorating good poem-su!

9. Being invigorating did nothing to my heart.

10. No way~~~

a. SFX: Mumble Mumble

b. Stop eating. It taste bad.

page 19

1. Idiot. You do it like this if you want to move the heart.

2. Listen carefully.

Poem2:
Sunflower
Sun flower blooming, toward the summer blue sky, blooming together majestically, despite the heat, you're such deligent warriors.

3. Isn't that the same as mine-su?!

4. There's still more.

Poem2 continue:
Moreover, in addition, why have I been picked up for questioning by the police in the nude?... "Sorry. Please don't call my mom." --I want to die...

a. Small

5. What was with that supplemental-su?!!

6. I don't really get it, but since it made me cry a little, 10 points!

7. Low! / Even though I combined sunflower with my original!!

8. However, it's higher than mine! / With that.

9. I understand now... A beautiful poem by itself won't move the heart.

10. If that's the case, then I'll go too.

page 20

Poem3:
Chicks
Chicks, even though you're children, you stare at anuses. Splitting by gender. While you're young, your games are to stare at anuses. If you ever realize your strange habit, it will be very bad. Male friends especially...

1. How was a bird poem like that any good-su?

2. Are you an idiot? This is both our problem!

3. This looks like its my victory.

4. Since I also have always worried about that, 30 points!

a. Male friends especially (heart)

5. This girl!!

6. Wait, isn't this unfair? They have two people but I'm all alone.

7. That is true... Well, I'll let you use these two.

8. I don't want these guys!

9. Well, you can decide once you see our minstrel skills.

page 21

Poem4:
Breasts
When staring at breasts, you forget all that is bad. Like debts. With a knock knock knock, the debt collector comes. In front of your eyes, the adult video package you vacantly stare. At the picture's actress. Depressingly. We tried ryhming, but the debt collector has yet to return home. When beautiful women want to step in heels.
TL note: I'm tired and This is a dumb poem anyways. Also note that the poem actually sorta ryhmes in japanese.

1. I don't want these guys!

2. Well, decide when you hear the score.

3. 0 points.

4. If its teacher's allies, shall I lend a hand then?

5. Shijou-kun, you woken up?

page 22

1. You're not Shijou-kun. Who are you?!

2. I am the super ancient young wife!

3. ?

4. ?

5. Regrading the super ancient young wife... / The super-ancient young wife's soul that was placed in the super-ancient panties and the super ancient apron that Shijou is wearing, borrowed Shijou's body.
TL note: eh, I skipped some of the grammar in the end.

6. Read chapter 1 for full details.

7. Starting from chapter one, the set-up was there, but its thanks to him fainting that I finally came out!
TL note: set-up as in... umm... Look if you don't understand what set up means in this context then I can't help you.

8. From my building frustration, I'll recite an amazing poem!

page 23

Poem5:
Newlyweds' night
"Dear... Today I want to try on this outfit(heart)"
"Oh! Tonight is a train conductor, huh?!"
"Well, I'll check your ticket now."
When I said that, my husband whipped out his crotch ticket while sticking out his tongue.
"It's so much bigger than normal! It's a special-express ticket, isn't it?"
"The embankment's tunnel has already overflood, hasn't it?"
"Sir, that's a big problem! Quickly, quickly, please go through it."
"Then, I'll enter through the b-ack."
"Aah. On account of the shaking, please firmly hold onto the F-cups."
Nnewlyweds' night is this sort of experience everyday(heart).
TL note: ... ... ....... >_> I'm not correcting anything in this!

a. SFX: Ahha(heart)

b. Eew

1. I don't get it.

2. Then, I don't get it either!

3. Then?

4. It greatly relied heavily on figurative speec, and since it didn't properly follow the main situation, / 10 points.

5. I wanted to know the situation. / The erotic situation...

6. Heheh. For virgins without any this kind of experience, you're rather unaffected by it. / I wish you would get more aroused.

7. Go away already, you.

8. I understand. In the end, it's fine if you remember only this much.

9. The good feelings of the imagination of the newlywed's roleplay game (heart).
TL note: literally says "costume play" which is the long way to say "cosplay"

page 24

1. Okay!! I'll remember it!!

2. I'll do that if I get married (heart).

3. Learned so much from

4. the awesome composition.

5. Ugh... My head is pounding.

6. It's pounding even though this is Shounen Ace.

7. Shijou-kun, you're back?

page 25

1. Shijou-kun, try creating some sort of poem, erotic ones are fine with me. / If you do that,you'll win. Using one of your memory of me.

2. Ah! Miss Boobie.

3. You're changing the point of this game!!

4. However, if it's one of your poem, that girl will probably give out a high score for you so just make up whatever. / I'm losing right now to one of Himiko's poems!

5. Hmm... Then,

Poem6:

Miss Boobie
Bunny ears are cute but, ultimately, I think they look funny.

6. Funny?!

7. What's the score?

8. I didn't listen to his poem.

9. Eeh??

a. SFX: Sob

10. If this continues, I'll lose... Unless I do something.

11. Please leave it to me.

12. Mikage!

13. Did you finish charging?

page 26

1. There are very few pages left, so I tried my best to wake up.

2. I wish to tell the readers that anything is possible if you do your best. / Do your best, you worthless people.

3. Okay, I believe you told them.

4. Now, do your best on a poem.

5. I'll do my best.

6. It has been one hour, time's up. / Himiko's poem wins!

7. It was no good even though I did my best. / You, worthless people, please abandon hope.

8. Heheheh. Now Miss Bunny is my ally, right-su?

9. That's how it is.

10. Then, take Kanau Shimei's dice immediately-su!!

11. That would be bothersome...

page 27

1. If Shijou-kun is bothered, then I'll stop being your ally (heart).

a. SFX: DunDunDun
TL note: yes... I know it does not literally say that
2. EEH?!!

3. If that's the case, then nothing can be done-su.

4. Nothing can be done so it's over?!

5. I'll go back this time with just this much-su, but...

6. It's best if you remember that those dice

7. have a frightening true power-su!!

8. What?!

9. That girl...

10. is going home looking like that?

11. Anyways, let's call 911.