God Does Not Play Dice 8

Blah Blah Blah... What the other translations said in the top of the page.

Raw ends in the next chapter. I'm not going to bother myself in trying to find the continuing chapters. If no raws of chapter 10+ somehow drop into my lap, consider this manga dropped or something by me.

Anyways, school final tests are always fun... It's summer break for me now, which mean I will probably go hunting for a random manga to translate instead of this considering my above statement. Well, that is if ikcud(from kono-basho) doesn't restart a very delayed/on hold project that I was suppose to do. But chances of that is slim. I think...
Anyways, enjoy, I had a bit of fun in this chapter but I'm looking forward to doing chapter 9 more simply because it looks funnier.



Chapter 8
Truth of the Dice

page 1

1. You should know that those dice hold

2. a frightening true power-su.

a. Is she speaking the truth?

3. That was what she said, but / what's this true power?

4. I have no idea about that.

5. Hey.

6. Heheh.

7. I know what it is.

8. Eh?!

page 2

Chapter 8
Title: The Truth about the Dice

a. Clarifying the True Power of "God's Dice?!"

page 3

1. Any wish can be granted once all six Caramel Dice are gathered together. / Up till now, that is all we knew about them.

2. However, now, the secret true power in those dice is now made clear!!

3. These dice are hard, no? They can be use like a weapons to kill if you throw them at someone.
TL note: Blunt weapons

4. That is the terrifying true power!

5. You're a mega-idiot!!
TL note: sigh... here comes the relentless jokes that I am not that fond of translating

6. Aren't even flower vases and ash trays like that?!

7. Right! Flower vases terrifying true power is also the power to kill!

8. Every item in the world, their terrifying true powers are hidden, right?

9. So, it's not necessarily wrong.

page 4

a. For example... The drinking water in PET bottles, depending on how its used, it can be used to drown someone.

1. Gurgle Gurgle GoGahGah
TL note: I will assume the last one is of him trying to say something but I don't quite know what it is.

2. Don't just look in my room!

3. How could you with wives...
TL note: son has a wife/older woman fetish

4. Right!! You need to go after young girls!!

b. Erotic DVDs can break apart family relationships.

c. The more you simulate love in gal-games, the further you distance yourself from true love.

5. Real women are scary...

6. All the choices were disgusting...

7. And also, if a high school student who porn, he'll fear the book store's beautiful store clerk... / Ah! That just now was a happy power.

8. Totally!

9. Basically, the dice's true power is something like that maybe right?

10. I see, so it's like that!

11. There's only idiots here.

12. Generally speaking, if it's a frightening true power in a manga,

13. if the villain uses it, the world will be destroyed probably, won't it?

14. Wah! That's too stereotypical!

page 5

1. Bad people often say they will destroy the world, but it makes you wonder what makes them want to do that, huh?

2. I wonder about that too! / Destroying the world would destroy all the erotic book factories as well which will be very troublesome...

3. Bad people are idiots.

4. You guys are idiots.

5. But, we're not bad, so there's no need to worry about that.

6. Because what's bad is your head, right?

7. Also, there is a lot we don't know about the Caramel Dice.

8. Like why even though they're named the Caramel Dice, the dice have eyes on them. / I don't quite understand how once you collected them, it'll grant whatever wish you want.
TL note: yeah... doesn't really say that. I like to think its, "... the first dice only has one eye and the second... etc etc..."

9. Also, I don't understand the point of them being named the Caramel Dice either. / But, about the legacy of the super-ancient civilization, what is the super-ancient civilization in the first place?

page 6

1. If you wish to learn about the super-ancient civilization, wouldn't it be best to hear it from a person from the super-ancient civilization?

2. If you say it's best...

3. BAM!!

4. GUAH! I been completely hurt!

5. What are you doing?!

6. TADA! The highly anticipated big encore, Miss Super Ancient Young Wife's second appearance!

7. Enough of the narrating like back in chapter 2.

8. Is Shijou okay?
TL note: Kanji says Shijou, the furigana says body

9. He's fine, just unconcious.

10. He can still hear what we're saying, but / it's still pretty dangerous to be unconcious, huh?

11. Are you okay?!

page 7

1. Anyways, how long are you girls going to keep being so indecent? / Is that normal?
TL note: like normal as in you always do it

2. Ah.

3. In order to fight the enemy before, we had to strip off our heavy clothes.
TL note: Like in dragonball z! remember how the clothes they wore seemed like weigh 50 tons or something?

4. What sort of fighting manga is this?

a. What? That's just embarrassing.

5. Moreover, the clothes we were wearing disappear, so what should we do?

6. Hmm...

7. Ichirou, Jirou, get some clothes for us.

8. Panties' terrifying power is / to be arrested while stealing.
TL note: while stealing panties obviously.

9. A new power is welcome, so we'll bring them right away!
TL note: meaning they can touch them without being in trouble or something I guess.

10. Don't bring back any weird clothes.

11. Understood.

12. Is it okay to leave it to those two?

13. They're adults. They won't bring back anything weird.

14. I wonder...

page 8

1. A bra on top... Complete nudity below... What's up with that?

2. It's my style-su...

3. Good grief... What an outrageous exhibitionist. And, you're still so young too...
TL note: okay, she doesn't say exhibitionist, but instead says female pervert, but who in English say the words "female pervert."

4. I am not an exhibitionist-su! / Though it did felt good sorta-su... / But that is only 'cause its summer-su!!

5. Eh? It felt good?

6. No way! You're an enthusiast-su?

7. No, that's not it! / ...Anyways, the Shimei resident phone number... / Tell me how good it felt.

8. Are you really not an enthusiast-su?!!

page 9

1. You see, I was actually once an idol.

2. haah?...

3. My stage was the New Year's countdown concert at the Budōkan.
TL note: budokan is a concert hall in japan... somewhere

4. The seats were of course packed.

5. During then, when people stripped, since I was a elementary kid, I just thought, "I wonder how it felt."

6. In other words, when you were an elementary student, you were a pervert-su, right?

7. That's why you have to tell me in full detail!

8. Should you really be an police interviewer-su?

9. U~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~gh

10. You're really troubled!!

11. There's no need to listen to her.

page 10

1. Sister Kouji-senpai and Kashiwa!!

2. Hey-su!

3. Nice try on the job.

4. What's this? You! / Even though I finally decided to listen to the feeling of being exposed now!

5. Ah!

6. What? That look is amazing! / Do you already have a third? Let's form a band!

7. I am this.

8. T-That's a...!!

page 11

1. A badge from an organization by the codename DAF, whose under the direct command of the cabinet, the crisis managament agency!!

2. S-sorry for my rudeness!

3. It's fine. But, this is confidential, okay?

4. dream of a Naked Girls Band has ended!!

5. ---So, Shinmachi, / how did it go?

6. That...

7. You know, this and that happened and...

8. Well, it's all good. There's also a dice the way I'm heading. The other parties aren't going for it yet, so / just succeed the next time.

9. Yeah!!

10. By the way senpai, what is Boss going to wish for once he collected all the dice?

11. He's not going to wish for anything.

12. Eh?

Page 12

1. Once he completes the set,

2. he's going to seal them away.

3. Hold... Hold on a sec!!

page 13

1. Why the heck did you bring us this sort of clothes?!!

2. We only brought what look we thought matched with each of you...

3. They don't match! Especially mine!!

4. Man... Even though we went through all that embarrassing trouble to bring those...

5. Was it embarrassing because old grandpas are the ones who buy these kind of cosplay clothes?

6. No, that's not it.

Page 14

1. You see, when we were going to buy the clothes, a cute young girl lost something...

2. Young Miss, you misplaced this item.

3. Ah! I did! I unknowningly misplaced my skirt!

4. Thank you very much(heart).
TL note: "...For returning it."

5. This skirt is a very important momento from my father. / As thanks, how would dinner later sound for you two?

6. Well, We'll partake on your offer once the interview with Obama is over.
TL note: okay... it really says obama... and unless that is actually a word in japanese, I will assume they mean obama... ... >_>

7. Let's go to a hotel after too(heart)

8. When we thought about how great such an event would be, / the store clerk said to us, "Please don't speak when you're fantazing."

9. Your very existence is embarrassing.

page 15

1. Oh right! Shijou-kun said my previous outfit was funny.

2. But, what about this outfit? Is it cute?

3. Hey, Hey, how do you feel about this outfit, Shijou-kun?

4. You are just a bit too

5. old.

6. AH!! Right, you changed into a woman!! / Also, I'm not old!!
TL note: she and she-jou(this is what I'm going to call female shijou :P) says "out" and in japanese that basically means "fail" instead of old. It makes sense in japanese...

7. What the hell are you anyways?! Go away already! Give Shijou-kun back his body! / What has happened to that body?! Especially his crotch area!!

8. Is it big? Hey is it? Or isn't it?!

9. Big Sis, calm down.

10. Secret(heart)

11. Aah, I really hate this person.

12. Stop that already!

13. We've completely diverged from the topic! What happened to the topic about the dice?!

14. Ah, I forgot.

15. Don't forget!!

page 16

1. I want to hear this from a Super-ancient civilization person.

2. What is the Caramel Dice's true power?

3. I don't know.

4. Eh? You don't know?!

5. Just because one is a super-ancient civilization person, does not mean one would know everything there is to know about the super-ancient civilization!

6. I bet you guys don't know everything about the present time either! / You don't know anything about the true power of the Miss Young Wife's naked apron either!!

7. Eh? What? What?! What's the true power?

8. Getting all rough on me will make the apron all wrinkledly(heart). / And, also it'll make me all confluzzed(heart).
TL note: confluzzed meaning she is all confused but excited... I asked a high school girl if confluzzed was a word, she said yes.

9. Why would I know that?!!

10. I see...

11. The definition of a true power has become really loose, huh?
TL note: loose as in the definition was beaten to a pulp to mean whatever you want.

page 17

1. Come to think of it, shouldn't Papa have wrote about the dice's true power in his dairy?

2. It's written here.

3. It is?! Why didn't you say anything?

4. Because you didn't ask. / I couldn't answer any questions Teacher didn't ask, right? Such as the color of my panties. / Or do you answer even if you aren't asked?
TL note: last line is probably referring to the color of her panties

5. Muh... I don't have anything to reply back to agrue against something so off topic.

6. What is this?

7. Umm... Surely it's after "The Rankings of which Local High School has the Shortest Skirts Chapter"...

8. The diary is as weird as usual...

9. Papa...

10. Found it!!

11. I have wrote everything I observed concerning the Caramel Dice in here.
TL note: Letter start

12. Before you wish for your wish after gathering all the dice, prepare for the terrifying ordeal you must face.
TL note: letter end

page 18

1. "But, since I used those pages for the Skirt Rankings,"

2. "To be continued in the second volume."

3. What the hell?!!

4. ...Say, there's a second volume.

5. Where can it be I wonder?

6. Heheheh. I see.

7. The first to find that book will get both the dice's secret and the remaining dice.

8. I am certain that book is in my room. / Since a lot of Hakase's books are there.

9. We found it so quick!!

page 19

1. This room is the room where I first found you, right Mikage?

2. You lived in the school? / and in this room?

3. Yes! I'm fine with no power or heat.

4. An accountant would get angry if he heard you say that.
TL note: Don't really get it... but do accountants not get heat or power in their work?

5. Here is Hakase's bookshelf.

6. Let' see...

page 20

1. Ah! It's a naughty bookshelf!!

2. As to what sort of person the owner of this bookshelf is, / what do you, the daughter, think?

3. SFX: Sob Sob

4. Are you crying?

5. There's a book of proverbs here.

6. There is! Go papa!
TL note: She is exclaiming how proud she is about her father for having a book of proverbs

7. Heeh, now let's take a look.

8. "Orginal Proverbs for the Future"?
TL note: proverbs her father created and wants to use for the future/children

page 21

1. Master says, "I give panty fonture telling, so lift."

2. Lift.

3. Yes.

4. What master?!!

5. I found it! This is the second volume.

6. I'll read.

7. "Although they're named the Caramel Dice, they are in fact not sweet."

page 22

1. The Caramel Dice are also referred to as God's Dice. / The second name is not because it could grant your wish.

2. But because it is God.

3. Like how the shrine gods demand offerings, / the Dice God demands a reward for his wishes.

4. I cannot say what the god demands. If you were to anger the god, then...

5. Then?

page 23

1. The world will be destoryed?!

2. The Super Ancient Civilization fell into ruins because they used the dice. / Since they angered the Dice God.

3. That's what the boss said.

a. I'll tell you the "true power" so please don't go!!
TL note: don't go back home. I'm assuming where the boss is is not the girl's home

4. We collect the dice to lock them away, / so that no idiot in the world can use those dangerous dice.

5. No idiot in the world-su, huh?...

page 24

1. I wonder what is God's demand? Is it to just win at ChinkoChinkoChin with the dice?
1. I wonder what is God's demand? Is it to just win at CruddyCrudCrud with the dice?
TL note: Chinko means penis

2. You mean Chinchirorin?
2. You mean Craps?
TL note: Chinchirorin is a japanese dice game.
TL note2: For page 24 line 1 and 2, then second tl line is the changed joke to fit a more English oriented society.

3. Big problem, senpai!!

4. Right now, there is an idiot with two of the dice!!
TL note: hey! she got over her dumb speech ending thing!

5. Well, it has no bearing with the rest of the world!

6. I will fulfill my wish!!

7. Aah... A sign of the end of the erotic book factories.
TL note: see page 5 line 2 for reference

8. I will absolutely get the dice from THEM!!

9. Good luck!