God Does Not Play Dice 9

And that's it for the public raws.
With this, I guess I have to drop this project since no more raws seem to be available. Sad though since there only seem to be like 5 more so more chapters left till the end. This manga officially either ended on may 2010, or was dropped by shounen ace on may 2010... One of the two...
Okay! That's that.
I'm also trying to get the other chapters though the editing phase but you know... lack of decent people blah blah blah. And decent for this kind of manga is very very low too...



Chapter 9
Men's Crusade

page 1

1. Teacher... Wanna read some erotic books? There's plently to go around.

a. Oh!

2. How is now the time for that?! / ...And you can read it in front of people...

3. You guys sure are noisy for a bunch of insurgents.

4. Which angency are you from? The PTA?

5. I told you we're not insurgents!! / Hurry up and let us out of here!

6. You don't seem to get it so go get me someone from above!!
TL note: meh... I changed stuff here and there... still has the same meaning... I think

b. What? They're held captive?!
TL note: side text

7. It's not "You." It's "My Queen"!!

8. Then get me the King!

9. Even if she's the Queen, / I don't think the person above is the King.

page 2

Chapter 9
Title: Men's Crusade

a. Men fights for their dreams, love, and pride!!

page 3

1. 2 Hours before.

2. There's a Caramel Dice in this H Village, right?!

3. Once I get it, I'll be one step closer to my actual physique! / To a tall, big boob body!

4. Yeah, I'm so excited, being this is sacred ground and all!

5. Sacred ground?

6. Teacher, you don't know?!

page 4

1. H Village is a Erotic Book Village.

2. Hah?

3. This H Village produces 92% of this country's Erotic books.

4. The H in H Village was not an initial?!
TL note: Okay, there needs to be a note or something here explaining H = erotic/ecchi in japanese. I am not remaking the entire joke to fit to something more english friendly...

5. If Hollywood is the movie capital of the world, then H Village should be called Erowood! / The Seagal of such a village should be destoryed.
TL note: you know... steven seagal

6. While we're at it, you've always called erotic books, ecchi books... Here it is more common to refer to them as "erotic books," so / try to adjust your perception for the different usage.

7. I will adjust.

a. Really?

8. You don't want to confuse yourself with a Pencil Book after all.

9. How can I?!!

10. ...... Ah, whatever.

11. Let's get some info about the dice.

page 5

1. Caramel Dice?

2. Never heard of it.

3. Dice?

4. All I know is "Sukebe Isu"
TL note: and there is that word again... Go look at chapter 5 page 11 line b... In any case, it is sorta like "lewd chair" but much much worse...
TL note2: also there is a pun here... Dice = DaISu... You see the isu there? ya... >_>

5. Forgive me, I do not know. Please punish me like the naughty pig that I am.
TL note: Okay, she doesn't actually say that word for word... but heh, it's funnier that way.

6. What a dumb girl piggy.
TL note: again, she doesn't say that word for word... but hehe.

7. Aah(heart)

8. That voice... My long lost sister?!

9. No, I'm not. Your sister would be sad if she can see what you're wearing.

10. That voice... Little sis?!

11. The sister!!

12. I couldn't get any info.

13. ...Hey, what's up with this village?

a. Snap
TL note: photo snap

14. You think this place would know anything?

page 6

1. Pardon us.

2. Hi

3. Welcome to H Village.

4. Are you sightseeing?

5. No... We're not...

6. Then you're prospective models for the H book, right? Or, you're just horny, right?

7. Well, let's do a simple test.

8. Eh?

9. Television anime boobs / and middle school drop outs,

10. what do they have in common?

page 7

1. Can't see any.
TL note: 3 part meaning. First meaning: she doesn't see anything in common. Second: You don't see any nipples in animes. Third: middle school drop outs can't see anything in their future.

2. Correct! You got it!

3. You didn't get it!!

4. We're not sightseeing, model prospects, or horny.

5. None of them?!

6. Then are you an enemy?!

7. Surround them!!

a. SFX: Angry

8. Eh?!

page 8

1. Gaaah!!

2. Why must you lock us up?!!

3. It's because you been charged on the child pronography law, right?

4. Charged on that?! Even though I'm 23 years old?!!

5. Ah

6. You guys got locked up too?

7. Yeah.

page 9

1. Why are you here? / How did you know there was a dice here?

2. How? It was when we read Hakase's second diary together.

3. Oh?...

4. In the Diary

5. I went to H Village to leave a dice there. / That village is awesome! H Village maintains the peace in Japan and my reason to live!
TL note: diary start

6. It cannot lose to Shibuya as the youth culture hub. I will pray for it's prosperity. / Shibuya youths don't seem to eat much. How I want to kill them!
TL note: diary end

7. That Thing is the same as usual, huh?

8. Don't call it, That Thing.

9. You're too NOISY! / If you don't be quiet, I'll ship out a book without any censors!!
TL note: I'm going to assume she means the porn books.

10. Got it?

11. I really don't care.

12. My Queen, we've caught another suspicious person.

13. Good grief. Today sure is busy. I can't get a break!

page 10

1. You, from before!!

2. Ah, it's Kanau Shimei and that weird girl!!

a. Weird?!

3. This is perfect-su!!

4. I'll get your dice as well now-su!!

5. That's it! If you don't be quiet, I'll close all the erotic books with super strong tape instead of the convience store tape!

6. You want the pretty covers to get ruined?!

7. Okay!!

8. HoHo. Are these the insurgants, Miss Yamaguchi?

9. Ple-Please call me, My Queen, Chief!!

10. Pardon me, Miss Yamaguchi.

11. I told you before that we're not insurgants!

12. We came here to look for the Caramel Dice!!

13. The Caramel Dice that's said to grant whatever wish when you collect all 6?

b. Call me

c. My Queen...

14. Yeah, those!!

page 11

1. Forgive me. This village has a lot of enemies within the PTA and the feminist organizations.

a. Those feminist hags

2. By the way, Chief... From what you said before...

3. This village has a Caramel Dice, right?

4. I do have a dice, and I am willing to hand it over to someone, but...

5. I have one condition.

6. A condition?

page 12

1. I want you to increase the sales of erotic books with the power of the dice.
TL note: I omitted out the part in the beginning where it says, "When you collect all 6 dice,..."

2. You three also know that for years, erotic books have declined in popularity, right?

3. No, we did not...

4. It's not commonly known.

5. Nowadays, with cheap erotic DVDs and the spread of the internet,

6. Everyone has stopped buying erotic books.

7. Particulary because of the internet,

8. They can easily and freely look at porn. It has no class!

9. Moreover, strange virus can infect your computer. / Fake bills and spam mail flood your mail box. / You want some erotictism from a beautiful widow, whom you paid to go to the meeting place, but she doesn't come.

10. Gaah! The internet is my villages's greatest enemy!!

11. You're just suck!
TL note: All the things the guy listed at line 9... All happened to him.

page 13

1. Anyways... If you take over the world, I want you to create laws that will vitalize the erotic book industry,

2. or if you get your hands on a lot of money, I want you to send some support to the village.

3. I... I absolutely promise to do those things. So, give the dice to me!

3. I also will do those things, so give it to me!

4. Me too-su!!

5. Wow... If all of you young girls will make tat sort of promise... / then surely you must all love H Village... What lewd girls!

6. (angry)

7. However, we can't have three.

8. I got it, we'll have a contest to decide!

9. A contest?!

10. Hey, could you stop reading those erotic books and get out here?

11. In a minute.

page 14

1. Okay! Now begins the Caramel Dice Contest!!

2. Let me introduce you to the competing teams!!

3. First is the Rug Rat team!!
TL note: I couldn't think of a good way to say little kid... then I looked up the word and saw rug rat <3

4. Whose a rug rat?!!

a. Rug Rat
TL note: team sign

5. Next is the Miss Bunny team!!

6. I'm kinda nervous...

b. Miss Bunny
TL note: team sign

7. And lastly is the Bird Head team!!

8. How did it end up like this?

c. Bird Head
TL note: team sign

page 15

1. The contest will be an erotic book trivia showdown!! / Who among these have knowledge and love for Erotic Books? They'll compete to see!

2. The team who shines to the top will get this black gross square thing as a prize!! / By the way, I am your host! Everyone's loving Queen!

3. Good job, Miss Yamaguchi!!

4. That was great, Miss Yamaguchi!!

5. As expected of Miss Yamaguchi, the former class president!

6. Call me, My Queen. Gaaah!!

7. These three are the judges!

8. I'm known for my publishing of my own Erotic Books! / I'm Satou, the editor in chief of erotic materials.

9. I'm known for my mother learning and sobbing over my job! / I'm Suzuki, a cameraman specializing in nude photography.

10. I'm known for handling the sneak previews on magazines! / I'm Kogure, I'm in charged of the orginal uncensored materials.

11. Okay, so whoever wants to speak, press the button and you can speak!

12. I don't know anything about Erotic Books.

13. Me neither...

14. SFX: Ping Pong

15. Eh?!

page 16

1. Erotic Books are erotic-su!!

2. A preemptive attack from the Bird Head team! 5 points!!

3. What?! You can say that?!

4. Then I will... / Umm...

5. They're rectangular!!

6. Book stores sell them!!

7. E----h? There's no merit in saying the obvious. / Those are invalid answers.

8. You two get 0 points.

9. Eh?!!

10. What should I do?.... If this keeps up, I'll lose.

11. In this world, there are men and women.

page 17

1. When a Erotic Book battle comes, please leave it to me, a man.

2. Shijou.

3. Big Sis! You know we've read Erotic Books all our lives.

4. Please leave this to us!

5. You guys.

6. Don't say something so cool to me.

7. Well, if the other two teams don't quickly provide an answer,

8. then we'll crown the Bird Head team as champions!

9. SFX: Ping-Pong

10. Yes! Rug Rat Team!!

a. Rug Rat
TL note: the half of the team sign

11. What?! They know more than what I know-su?!

12. There's a lot to know.

page 18

1. The little photo in the DVD's cover makes you more horny than a magazine spread!!

2. Yes Yes! With that you get 22 points!!

3. You'll make people angry if you have bring a erotic book to an open air cafe in the nude!!

4. That's orginal! 24 points!

5. You're pretty good.

6. You too.

7. You can't put up a poster by gluing it!

8. You become an adult by putting one of those up! 22 points!!

9. It's better to be caught by your beautiful teacher than your mother!
TL note: you fill in the dirty blanks yourself readers... >_>

10. I wonder what will happen after that! 18 points!

11. It hurts to wax your legs!
TL note: ugh.... okay...

12. That's true! 20 points!!

13. It's not suited to be an engagement present!

14. No, it isn't! 26 points!!

page 19

1. Well, right now Miss Bunny Team leads by 24 points! / Can't win against an experienced reader, little boy?!!

2. You can't read Erotic Books before the age of 18!!

3. By the way, the Bird Head team has completely fell back.

4. I can't keep up with them-su.

5. We're empty... / like an empty red ball.
TL note: no clue what the 2nd part is so I tried my best and fit the 1st part with it.

6. I'm done too...

7. Don't give up, Shijou! Aren't you a man?!! / Didn't you tell me to rely on you?!!

8. Yeah, that's right, Teacher... I'll try a little harder. / If I give up here, I won't be able to face the Erotic Book God.

a. Boobies

b. Boobies
TL note: that old guy on the top left

9. SFX: Ping Pong

10. What?! That boy has more knowledge of erotic books?!

11. Yes, Rug Rut Team!!

12. Eh...

page 20

1. This is a story of a time when I was still in elementary school.

2. Eh?

3. One autumn day, the young lady next door showed me an erotic book.

a. It's an erotic book(heart)

b. The horny girl next door (heart)
TL note: book title.
TL note2: I omitted/changed 2 things. One the extremely form the extremely horny. and Older from the older girl.

4. What are you trying to say?

5. For some reason, the young lady showed an erotic book to my elementary school self...

6. seemingly to just see what my reaction would be.

7. While I was in amazement of my first look at the erotic,

8. the young lady said this:

9. Nozomu, you want to see a pari of real breasts?
TL note: What... The... Hell... Man...

page 21

1. I answered with a quick "yes"... / She then started unbutton her pure white blouse

2. very slowly to tease me...

3. Nozomu, what do you think of my breasts?

4. They're really... really beautiful.

5. You can touch them

6. if you want(heart)

7. However, before that

8. why don't you take off your trousers.

9. Once she said that, she slowly took off

10. my trousers with those long white fingers of hers.

page 22

1. I'm so jealous of those past experience stories when I read them! / Since I can't go back to being an elementary school and theres no horny young lady living next door either!
TL note: I know! fuck those bastards!! Damn them to hell!!

2. I get so sad that I cry a little!!

3. I know. I know.

4. I want to be an elementary student.

5. My Lady! My Lady!

6. 10 Points, 10 Points, 10 Points! A big turn around with a perfect 30 points!!

7. And the champions are the Rug Rat Team!!

8. Yaay!!

page 23

1. Heh, good job.

2. Nice going there you.

3. No, it was a close match.

4. He's a good man.

5. If I were to live next door to Shijou-kun...

6. Uugh... I failed my mission again-su.

7. Well, as promise, I'll give this dice to you. / I trust I can leave the future of erotic books to you.

8. Please leave it to me. Erotic Books will be enternal.

9. Heheh, I'll do whatever I want once it's mine.

10. Are you really a teacher?

11. Hold that dice!!

page 24

1. If you don't want to get hurt,

2. you'll hand that dice over to me.

3. Senpai!!

4. Who are these people?!