Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge 13

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again, I got bored... and unable to come up with a new way to make the translation fun for me... I just sent it to google. Basically, I had google translate my english to french, then I had it translate it back to english. It's interesting. Most lines remain largely unchanged, but then there are those few key lines that get changed a lot. Most of the meaning remained intact. You can check it out for yourself by using google translate convert this translation to french then back to english.

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Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge
Chapter 13
Title: Strawberry Jam

page 1

1. Kiri... Kiri!

2. How are... How are your wounds?

3. I'm fine.

4. They don't seem like it was meant kill.
TL note: reCheck

5, But...

6. ...Honest...
TL note: like the american saying scout's honor.

7. Come on, calm down now.

8. Yeah... Seems I made this girl worried too much.

9. Ngh...

10. You don't need to try so hard now.
TL note: reTL

page 2-3

1. ...Let's go!

Title: Strawberry Jam
TL note: what a sick sick sick title

page 4

1. Ah, but, forgive me...

2. Just a little

3. Just a little...

4. Wha

5. What are you doing... All of a sudden...

6. At a time like this...

7. I'm just showing them something...

page 5

a. Eh?

b. H-Hey

1. I can easily cut the uncuttable hair.

2. To you, she is the queen that should be killed, but to me, she is a normal girl.

3. Just normal.

4. I simply want to cut this girl's hair.

5. Just that meager thing.
TL note: reTL, thing

6. So,

7. Don't

8. interfere.

page 6

1. Killing Goods are

2. deprived of "fear."

page 7

1. Basically... Look

2. Say someone is randomly waving a knife at you, okay? / Your legs will freeze up, and the rise in blood flow will cause you to be unable to stay calm.
TL note: reTL

3. But, say that weapon was... / Here.

4. If it was like this toy?

5. It's not scary at all, is it?

6. You're bad at making things, aren't you?

7. Hey now.

8. Killing Goods are different from that phenomenon so to speak.
TL note: reCheck, reEverything

9. They by nature try to keep fear at a "zero" state.
TL note: reCheck after 8

page 8

1. Zero...

2. ......

3. This "zero" state is not something a normal human can attain.

4. You would have to eliminate the subconcious "particulars" and instinctual levels of the "mind."

5. "Achieve the perfect existence by murder."

6. The human's original persona is warped, severing his morality and ethics.
TL note: reCheck page 8

page 9

1. ...That is the Killing Goods.

2. And

3. it'll expose the true desires buried deep in the Author's heart...

page 10

1. For me, "I wish not to be alone."

2. For Haimura, it'll be... "I wish to cut girl's hair."

3. For me,

4. "I wish to rule over humanity."

page 11

1. You, having been born as a queen, can't understand what it is like.

2. How depressing it is to have never been offered the lead in the Performance Day plays.

3. Once I've killed you, my wish shall be granted.

4. If I do not,

5. I'll never be able to return any love to anyone.
TL note: yeah... I don't get it too... Hopefully this line got changed and got made more sense in the tanko, but I only have the magazine raws at the moment...

page 12

1. Haimura... If you still plan to continue to protect the Queen,

2. I'll have to kill you as well.

page 13

1. The President...?!

2. What is this strength... / My head... is going to break...!

3. SFX: crack

4. SFX: crack
TL note: okay, his head isn't cracking... yet... It is mostly just the sound of someone trying to smash your head in... >_>

5. Please don't lump me together with those cookie-cutter puppets.
TL note: cookie-cutter - and american saying meaning no originality

6. SFX: Crack
TL note: knuckles cracking, this time it really is a crack sound.

7. This body

8. has been strengthened by the power of the Good.

page 14

1. Kiri...!

2. ...Ah...

3. Snip

4. Snip

5. Snip

6. SFX: RIP
TL note: the sound of the scissors cutting the shirt and skin

page 15

1. As I am now,

2. I won't even flinch from that.

3. Well...!

4. It'll be alright if I cut apart your hands then...!

5. Did you think that

6. a regular human can win against a murderer?

page 16

page 17

1. How...

2. How is it so sharp...?!

3. SFX: Clink

page 18

1. Gah

2. Ah...

a. SFX: Fuuh...

3. Ro... / Romeo...!

4. You... You bastard!

5. How... How dare you... To Romeo...

page 19

1. !

2. ...That guy should be saying that.
TL note: reCheck

3. I'll never in god's name be able to understand any of this!

4. Why you are trying to kill Iwai!

5. You think I want to kill the Queen? / It's only natural for us to have been gathered together!

6. It's fate for the Queen to die by the hands of an Author! / You know it's true!

page 20

1. Iwai...

2. Did you have fun in the orienteeting?

3. I... / I had fun!

4. This is the first time I've done this...

5. Eating curry with everyone...

6. Telling stories before going to bed...

7. I...

8. I had a lot of fun...!

page 21

1. This girl merely wish to live a normal life.

2. And you want to dispose of that future "individual?"
TL note: he is talking about whip lady trying to destory hair girl's normal life

3. If you won't give up those actions...
TL note: reTL, meaning if they won't stop trying to kill hair girl

4. Then, I will simply stay by her side forever.
TL note: I wanted to say something like "till the end of time," or something cliche like that... But, I dunno... is it too cliche?

page 22

1. We will never surrender.

2. Kuh...

3. ......

4. ...?

5. ...Hey,

6. What is... / that?

page 23

1. What is the meaning of this?

2. I had planned to dispose of the "Pet Whip."

3. I had her fight with "Crime Edge," and when I would see her intent to kill, I would have laid her to rest.

4. But, both the "Rulebook" and I / dreadfully believe that another should be killed...

page 24

1. The true evil here...

2. Is it you, Kiri Haimura?