I'm back because I'm the bomb.
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(Courtesy of RageyO)


Reusha: Are you also a participant in this tournament? If you don't mind, may we have a battle?

Shiro: Ah...Umm...that's fine....but miss, do you know the rules?

Reusha: Um...not really, but doesn't it have something to do with using explosives to defeat the opponent?

Shiro: ...Something like that....

Reusha: Well then, shall we get started?

(After the fight)

Reusha: Thank you so much! I've learned quite a bit from this.

Shiro: I--is that so....how nice....

Reusha: I'll continue doing my very best from here on in.

STAGE 2

Puipui: Uki! Uki! (Oooh! She's a pretty lady!)

Reusha: Oh my! What a cute little monkey!

Puipui: Ukiki! (Pretty lady!)

Reusha: Would you like to battle? ...Though I guess you can't understand me...

Puipui: Ukkii!! (Sure thing!!)

(After the fight)

Reusha: I'm so sorry Mr. Monkey....

Puipui: Ukki---!! (She's scary strong!)

Reusha: Please don't be angry with me okay?

Puipui: Uki-ukiuki~ (I'm not pouting!)

Reusha: S--So cute!!

Puipui: Uki? (What?)

STAGE 3

Panpu: Hand over your soul! Kekekeke!~

Reusha: Oh my! The pumpkin just talked to me!

Panpu: Hand over your soul nice and easy there!

Reusha: It's a wide world after all! I never knew there were talking pumpkins!

Panpu: Listen to people when they're talking to you! Kekekekeke!

(After the fight.)

Panpu: Kekeke, Don't get all excited now!

If you don't apologize I'm going to steal your soul! Kekekeke!

Reusha: Oh my! But wasn't this my victory? It would be rather strange of me to apolgize wouldn't you say?

Panpu: Less chatter more soul!

Reusha: How problematic, if I should hand over my soul to you...my victory would have been meaningless.

STAGE 4

Reusha: Oh my! Aren't you big and strong looking!

Golem: Gah! I am big and strong....you should give up....

Reusha: How problematic, what should I do?

Golem: But I...don't want to....fight...you.

Reusha: I appreciate the chivarly, but since I've come this far, I'd might as well put everyhthing into winning!

Golem: A woman...cannot defeat me.....and go forth....

(After the fight)

Golem: I lost....surprising....

Reusha: Wow...I really did it! I guess you don't know what you're capable of until you try!

Golem: I underestimated you...for that...I am...sorry.

Reusha: No, there's no need to feel that way....After all there was a chance you could have won too.

STAGE 5

Denta: Your highness, you must return at once.

Reusha: Um...may I ask who you are?

Denta: I am an acquaintance of your father. Now do as I say and return to the castle at once.

Reusha: Why should I? I'm still a participant in this tournament! And until it's over I will not go anywhere.

Denta: Such selfish words! Fine then! I will defeat you and end your tournament run here! Then we will return to the castle!

(After the fight)

Denta: I failed...but I cannot go after failing my mission!

Reusha: I see...well then! Why not become my body guard! That way you're completeting the task that father had given you!

Denta: No...What I'm saying is...

Reusha: Oh that's right, you weren't to lay a finger on me when you met me right? Well that's fine, I'll just go on without you.

STAGE 6

Honey: Hey you there! Don't think I'll let you slip on by just like that!

Kotetsu: M--Master! You must calm yourself!

Honey: What's that! Are you taking this woman's side too Kotetsu?

Kotetsu: No--No, That's not what I'm saying at all....

Honey: Fine then! I'll give you a piece of my mind!

Reusha: You two there! Do your very best!

Honey: Back at you!

(After the fight)

Honey: Hey Kotetsu! Because you didn't take this seriously I ended up the loser!

Kotetsu: Wait! It's not completely my fault you know...!

Reusha: Now now, the two of you shouldn't fight amongst yourselves.

Kotetsu: She's so refined....

Honey: Hey! How come she's the only one who gets complemented?!

STAGE 7

Reusha: Um...excuse me...I've got one question...

Deral: Oh my? What's this? You want to know how it is I became so gloriously beautiful? That's fine! Big Sister will educate you OK?

Come on over why don't you? Don't worry I'll be gentle.

Reusha: ..I...I'm fine...in fact I think I'll withdraw.....

Deral: What's this? Oooh don't be scared little one...Everything will be fine...

Reusha: No---no that's not it, I just thought it a little odd that you're here....naked is all....

Deral: Oh my! No need to be embarrassed, now here we go!!

END

Ahh...how strenuous...But I know that Father is worried to tears about me, so I guess I could go back home to our castle, But it's soo boring being locked up there every day. When I entered the tournament I was so excited...Is there nothing that can give me the taste of adventure...? I know! Maybe after I head back to the castle, I'll go out on another journey! Tehehe....I wonder where I should go? Anywhere is fine, as long as it's exciting!