Hajimete No Aku 11

Man I hate make over chapters, they always show someone who's not hot, hot. and then turn them back at the end with very little hope of them ever becoming hot again. So it's like dangling food just slightly out of one's reach. Since when were you a fan of Dante's Inferno Fujiki?

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(Top text- HAJIMETE NO AKU)

(Side- Kyouko's got some fans, but if tha~t were missing...it would be a problem wouldn't it....)

Yuki: And so I think that this costume I saw was pretty awesome.

And it would like totally fit you Aki-chan!

So after school, can you come over to my house?

Aki: Eh? Why me?

Yuki: It's just that, yanno...your body's really perfect and all....

Aki: I don't want to hear 'perfect body' from you! And why are you looking there?!

Hm?

Oh it's Kyouko and Jiro.

Yuki: For real? Hey!

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Kyouko: Ah, Aki, Yuki..

Good morning.

Aki: Who is that?!

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(Top black box- The civilian school life comedy act zero!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

(White text- On a girl's face, those glasses are nothing less than a secret weapon!)

Chapter 11: Before//After.
FUJIKI SHUN

(TN- *Nosebleeding on the floor....call back later.)

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Kyouko: It's me of course!

Who else would it be? C'mon.....

(Sfx- Cha)

Aki: Wow I would have never recognized you there Kyouko.

Yuki: Why do you have those glasses?

Kyouko: It's 'cause Jiro's always breaking them.

So for now I have to use these as a replacement.

Aki: You surprised me there....

Yuki: Yeah you're looking more like a bookworm than usual.

Kyouko: I...I do?

Aki: Woah, someone's self conscious today...

Yuki: Hey Jiro-kun, haven't you wondered what Kyouko would look like if she got a makeover?

Jiro: Why ask me?

Kyouko: Oh hush.

I'm not interested in makeovers.

Besides, I'm sure it wouldn't do a thing for me---

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Kujou: You musn't give up Kyouko-kun!!

You'll never know just how beautiful you can be unless you try!!

(Handwritten- Good morning ladies.)

Kyouko: Kujou-san!

(Handwritten- A horse...)

(Handwritten- Horsey!)

Kujou: Kyouko-kun, it's obvious to me that you don't understand the depths of your own beauty!

But that is not a problem! For I have the worlds best stylists here!

I summon thee!!

Black man group!
(Sfx- Ban Bam)

BMG: Hah!

Kujou: Go at it my men!

Kyouko: Whoa!!

Jiro: Kyouko!

(Sfx- Wa)

Jiro: What are you planning scoundrel?!

(Sfx- bashi Fwap)

Kujou: Look and be amazed!

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(Sfx- Ban bam)

(Handwritten- geez....)

Kyouko: Why'd you do that all of a sudden.....

Aki: Whooooa! Kyouko?!

Kujou: Have a look! Remove her glasses, straighten out her hair, and this is the result!

(Sfx- Hahahah)

Aki: Wow you look great Kyouko!

Yuki: You're totally adorable Kyouko-chaaan!!

Kyouko: I don't quite get what's going on here....

{I'll admit she does look more impressive than usual....}

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(Sfx- Kururi Spin)

Aki: What do you think Akuno?

(Signboard- Say something nice please!)

(Sfx- Dokiaaa Babump)
Jiro: Nugh?!

Well that's uh...

Honestly I like her more feral appearance more....

(Sfx- Kaku kaku kaku shiver shiver shiver)

Aki: What's wrong with you?! Do you have eyes in that head of yours?!

(Sfx- Katsu glare)

Kujou: How disappointing Jiro-kun.

(Signboard- You chicken faced coward!)

Aki: Let's go to class and ask them what they think!

Kyouko: Hey you two! I can walk on my own!

(Signboard- *Although it says AHO in english, the translation would be 'retard')

Jiro: Why'd they get so mad at me....?

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(Sfx- Wai wai!)

Guy: Yo Watari-san, wanna go out sometime?

Guy2: Forget that jerk, go with me!

Guy3: Watari-san, what kind of music do you listen to?

Guy4: Hey I've got some spare time, come hang out with me-----

Guy5: Wanna be the manager of my club?

(Sfx- Cha hoya chatter chatter)

Kyouko: What's wrong with these guys....

Guy6: Akuno's just your cousin right?

Akagi: WHAT'S ALL THIS?!

Jiro: Mh? Oh it's you guys.

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Jiro: For reasons I can't quite grasp, Kyouko has become rather popular.

(Sfx- Wai wai)

Akagi: Whoa! So that IS Kyouko-kun!

Aki: I wasn't expecting her to become THIS popular...although she is cute....

Yuki: I can't wait to get her into cosplay-!

Aki: Anywho, what do you guys think? Great isn't it?

Akagi: Nngh...

Aki: Nngh?

(Sfx- Buru buru shiver shiver)

Akagi: DON'T SCREW WITH ME!!!

(Sfx- Ororororo Waaaaaaaaaaan)

Aki: Wha?!

Akagi: She was better back when she was a plain old nerd!!

???: I know right!!

???: This is just wrong!!

???: Damn you!!

(Sfx- Uaaaaan Sooob)

(Sfx- Dodododododo tmptmptmptmp)

Aki: You guys are quite 'unique' huh....

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{The 'unique' views of the fanclub were now a thing of the past, as Kyouko became more of a hit with the normal guys at the school.}

(Sfx- Wai wai!)

(Signboard- Photo op's 100 yen.)

(Handwritten- Knock that off.)

{Rumors of her beauty soon spread to the other classes, and she became a target all around the school.}

(Sfx- Wai wai)

Jiro: Kyouko, how about eating lunch today....

Kyouko, it is time for us to return....

(Sfx- Wai wai)

Jiro: I had no idea....

That being ignored is so painful....!!

(Sfx- Kana kana kana kana Wibble wibble wibble)

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Eiko: Oh wow! This looks great Kyouko-chan!

I just can't get over how cute you are!

(Apron- Pyo pyo Tweet tweet)

Pochi: Hmph. I see you've gotten to THAT age now Kyouko.

(Handwritten- Dinner, where's dinner?)

(Sfx- Tashi tashi scritch scrtich)

Kyouko: Shut up Pochi.

(Sfx- Gaba Grab)

Eiko: It's like you're a doll now!

Kyoko: Onee-chan, get off of me-.

{It doesn't concern me.}

{It doesn't concern me at all that others are enamored with Kyouko's physical apperance.}

{Kyouko is no more than the basis for my modification experiment.}

Jiro: That's right...that's all I need-----

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(Sfx- chan chan tweet tweet)
Jiro: That is not it!!

(Sfx- Batsu fwiish)

(Doghouse- Pochi)

{If she gets used to this apperance, she may become a different Kyouko than before, and I can't have that!}

{Yes, that's it! I have to revert her to her normal ways before it's too late! Yes! I must! I HAVE TO!!}

(Sfx- Zatsu zatsu swif swif)

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(Sfx- Zatsu zatsu swiff swiff)

(TN- I know Fujiki didn't intend this at all, but doesn't this panel look like One Piece's Arlong park march?)

All: Our hearts act as one!!

We will rid Kyouko of all the other men around her!

(Sfx- Zatsu Zatsu Swif swif)

And for that, no matter what....

defeat is something that we cannot tolerate!!!

(Sfx- Batsu woosh)

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(Sfx- Dodododdodododo Rmmmmmmmmble)

Guy: Man I'm tellin ya! She's like crazy cute!

Guy2: If you're for real I gotta see this chick!

(Sfx- Dododododododo Rmmmmmmmble)

Akagi: Th---There are so many of them!!

Jiro: Maybe....but!!

(Sfx- Zawaaa Fwifff)

{We're not afraid of their numbers!!}
{Bring what ever you've got on!!}

(Sfx- Ba ba ba ba ba Fwish ish ish isssh)

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Kimura: Men...I can't believe men...stepped on me.....

(Handwritten- I feel so dirty....)

(Sfx- Piku piku piku shiver shiver)

Midoritani: Ugh....

Akagi: We underestimated the power of a man's soul....

Jiro: Nghhh!!

Akagi: Akuno!

Jiro: I'll never let them lay a finger on Kyouko...

I'll.......!

(Sfx- Gguuuu c—clench)

???: What on earth are you guys doing down there?

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Jiro: Kyouko!?

Akagi: Watari-san?!

Aki: Huh? Kyouko?

Yuki: Aww, Why'd you go back to normal?

Kyouko: Well, my glasses are fixed.

Jiro: What? Then what are those guys in a hurry to see....

(Sfx- Wai wai wai)

(Sfx- Baaa fwisssh)

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Girl: This is....me?

(Sfx- Peka pop!)

Kujou: Hahahah! This is the make over power of my black man group!

(Sfx- Pata pata wave wave)

Guys: Awesome..!!

Kujou: All women should be as elegant as possible! This is what it is to be alive and woman!

Guys: Awesome dude!

Hey do some more!!

Jiro: He's making over other women now...

Akagi: Lowdown dog, how dare he do as he wishes with people...

(Sfx- Hahahahaah....)

Aki: But why'd you go back to your old self Kyouko?

Yuki: Oh I know! It's cause this is how Jiro likes it right?!

Kyouko: Of course not!

Yuki: So then why? You were pretty cute that way....

Kyouko: Ah...

Well....

How do I put it....

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Kyouko: I guess to be honest, I really don't feel like getting up early in the morning to look nice,

since it feels like a total waste of time to me....

{Kyouko-san's attribute really is being unnoticed it seems...}

Aki: Ah! As expected from Kyouko-chan!

Kimura: S—S--Step on me please!

Akagi: That's our Watari-san for you!

Yuki: I guess you're cute looking as a slacker too!
Kyouko: What?! I'm a slacker now?!

{Even a 'slacker' needs some love to though....right?}

Jiro: Ah that's Kyouko all right...

Yep, this look suits you best.

Kyouko: ?

Don't touch me.

(Sfx- Washi washi rub rub)

(Side text- A girl who squanders the potential to be a hottie...that's Kyouko.)

(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 17.....RELEASED ON WEDNESDAY MARCH 25th.)