Hajimete No Aku 13

More Aku?! Say it is so! Well It is!

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(Top- FUJIKI SHUN)

(Top Black box- Chapter 13: As the pages of the diary turn.)

(Side text- Lately I haven't had much 'me time'.)

(Black box- The civilian annoyance comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

002

(Side text- While everyone is sleeping, Kyouko's still awake.....what could she be thinking about?)

(Sfx- Kacha click)

{In the room next to me, I can still hear someone working hard.}

{Jiro's still awake. I wonder what he's doing?}

{Now that I think about it, not too long ago that was just a closet before.}

{It's weird to think how things have changed.}

{On that subject, since Jiro and onee-chan showed up....}

{My life has changed dramatically too hasn't it?}

004

{First example would be morning.}

{Up until recently, Dad would be in charge of breakfast, and I'd sleep in.}

{However ever since our family grew to four, sleeping in has become...}

(Handwritten- Ah this bed is heaven...)

Eiko: Whoa!!

{Impossible.}

(Sfx- Gabaaa fwoooosh)

Eiko: Ah! Kyouko-chan!

(Sfx- Goooooo roooar)

Eiko: For some reason it burst into flame!
Kyouko: Quick! We have to put a fire blanket over it!

Eiko: Ah! Good idea!!

{Oneechan's talent at destroying good food is unrivaled.}

Eiko: Uah...I'm not too good with cooking over an open flame.

{Because of that, I find myself having to get up early and make my own breakfast.}

Eiko: I would have never thought of using that to put it out!!

005

Jiro: I have returned.

(Sfx- Gacha clatter)

Pochi: Wha? Why does it smell so bad in here?

{Jiro's been taking Pochi for his morning walks.}

Kyouko: Uh...what's that you've got behind you?

{Along with the newspaper, he tends to bring in useless junk.}

Jiro: Oh this?

I can use these tossed away items as material for modification.

You civilians are laughable! I have no idea why you'd abandon something perfectly usable!

And to think, all I had to do was go to a garbage dump! It's a gold mine there!

(Sfx- Dochatsu thunk)

Kyouko: PUT 'EM BACK!!

Jiro: Why should I? Some of these things are valuable!

Kyouko: You've done nothing but bring in other people's garbage!

(Handwritten- All right Pochi! You take care of this failure for me!!}

{Handwritten- Yeah, how about no.}

006

Kyouko: If you've got time to make useless garbage,
You can go wake up Dad!

Jiro: Nghhhh!

You say that my inventions are usless?!

(Sfx- Kacha click)

Jiro: Then bear witness to one of them in action...!!

(Sfx- Giyuuru wiiiirrr)

Dad: Nh?

(Sfx- Shuuupoooon fwoooosh)

Dad: Whooooooa!!!

Jiro: The Catapult belt! It'll awaken those who are in deep sleep!!

With this you'll be up and at them....

(Sfx- Mekooo thwok)

Jiro: Perhaps I have to work out a few more bugs.

(Sfx- Buraaan droop)

(Handwritten- wake up...)

Kyouko: I'm telling you, quit with the weird inventions!!

007

{Our mornings are pretty lively around here.}

{But after a while, the fun's gotta end...}

Kyouko: Now that it's calmed down finally, I gotta admit Oneechan, you're pretty good at doing laundry and cleaning the house.

Eiko: Well I am staying over, so I should do this much.

You're so great at cooking breakfast! I guess I should leave that to you for now on huh.

Kyouko: Whooa...!

(Sfx- Furaaa feely)

(TN- O_O >_< O___O)

Kyouko: Wow, Oneechan, you're stacked....

(Handwritten- What the heck?!)

Eiko: Well that's normal!

It's okay Kyouko-chan! You've still got plenty of growing to do....

I'm sure that some day yours...I mean to say you'll get....Yeah.

Kyouko: Why are you avoiding eye contact?!

Eiko: Don't worry about that!

Here, you try it on! Someday you'll have a pair of your own after all.

Kyouko: W-Wait a sec Oneechan!

Stop that! It's embarrassing!

This gap is huge....

Ahhh, if only they were just a little bigger...just a little....

(Sfx- Suka suka pat pat)

Jiro: Kyouko, are you not.....what are you doing?

(Sfx- Hyoi wiff)

Kyouko: YOUR TIMING IS TERRIBLE!!

(Sfx- Paka BAM)

{Unfortunately the times where I wish he wasn't around outnumber the times I wish he were}

{And then departure...}

{I go off to school with Jiro.}

Kyouko: Well we're off!

{And she sees all of us off.}

Eiko: Have a good day!

{At least with someone in the house, we can rest easy while we're out....}
{Is what I'd LIKE to think...}

Kyouko: I wonder what she does all day while we're out every day.....

(Sfx- Bumomomomo)

(Sfx- Pere pere wave wave)

{Eiko-san appears to be browsing the want ads in search for employment.}

(Handwritten- Now I wonder where I should work...)

010

{After school...}

Grocer: Limited time sale on chicken breasts! 100 grams is 30 yen!

(Sfx- Waaa!)

Kyouko: Look at all the people...

(Sfx-Zawa zawa shuff shuff)

Kyouko: I don't think we'll be able to get to that side at all now...

If only we had left school quicker....

Jiro: Hmph. Leave it to me Kyouko.

Women: Wha...where did this smoke from from?

Could It be a fire?!

(Sfx- Zawa zawa shuff shuff)

Women: Uah! We have to get out of here!

Hey don't push!

Eeeeeeeek!!

(Sfx- Dododododo tmptmptmptmp)

Jiro: Fuahahahah! Fools! This isn't the smoke from a flame! You have all been fooled!

Now Kyouko! You must go and GHUAH!!

(Sfx- Dogetsu Smack!)
Kyouko: NO UNDERHANDED METHODS!!

{But We did manage to get the chicken breast.}

Kyouko: It's great that we'll be able toe at so well for so little! What a lifesaver.

011

{Dinner time.}

Kyouko: Dinner's ready!

{I've had to learn how to make more now that we've grown a big bigger.}

{Oneechan and Jiro usually eat their fill.}

Eiko: Delicious! What is this? It tastes different than usual!

Kyouko: It should be right? I used this cooking oil that they suggested on the TV.

Dad: Kyouko you're too talented!

(Sfx- Wai)

{It always makes me feel really good to cook, because everyone looks so happy as they eat.)

Jiro: Kyouko, I'd like another.

{But this is the result.}

{They don't seem to gain any weight at all.}

Kyouko: Why don't they seem to change at all?

Especially Oneechan!

{This has to be a conspiracy, they ARE an evil organization after all...}

012

{And then...}

Kyouko: You in there...?

Jiro?

Anyone there?

(Sfx- Gara clatter)
Kyouko: Good.

At least with him not around, I can take a bath in peace.

The last thing I need is for Jiro to poke his head in and catch me naked in here...

013

(TN- FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!! Not really....perverts. :-P)

(Sfx- Peta peta pat pat)

(TN- It feels rather dirty to translate the SFX here...)

Kyoko: Geez....They're nothing like Oneechan's....

More like, oneechan's far too busty.

If Jiro heard me talking like that he'd never let me liv it down...

I'd be happy if I could get at least get one cup size bigger....

(Sfx- Chabu...*siggh*)

Jiro: So that was on your mind after all, was it Kyouko?

Then why not let me enlarge them for you...?!

(Sfx- Zabaaa splisssh)

014

Kyouko: Ji---JIRO?!

Wh...why the heck are you here...!!

Eiko: It's meeee!!

Ahahahahah!! Gotcha didn't I?

This is no good Kyouko-chan!

What if it really were Jiro on his way in here?! What would you do?

(Sfx- Basha basha splash splash)

Kyouko: Onechaan!! You always pop up out of nowhere!!

Eiko: Kyahhh!! Stop! Forgive me!!
Jiro: Why is it after the girls are done, there's so little water in the tub?

015

(Sfx- Efuuu efuuu sigggh)

{And then the war over the remote begins.}

Kyouko: I want to see Anzai-sensei's new anime!!

(TN- Anzai Nobuyuki: Flame of Recca, MAR, and Recently MIXM.)

Eiko: A drama full of love, hatred and betrayal!!

Dad: I'm itching to see that new game show!!

(Sfx- Paki poki crack crack)

(TN- Whoa Dad.)

Jiro: There's a special Science program that I can't miss!!

???: Can't take it back!!

Rock paper scissors!

(Handwritten- Spoiled sergeant.)

{There are times where no one in the living room is watching the show they want to watch.}

016

{Well that's one day in my life.}

{It's nothing major, but I wouldn't change it for anything.}

Kyouko: Whew.

That's it for journal writing for tonight.

(Sfx- Gitsu shif)

Kyouko: I just realized I go through a whole lot don't I....

Well it should be okay I guess...

(Sfx- Fuaaaaa Yaaaaaaaaawn)

Kyouko: I'm exhausted....
Time to go to bed for tonight.

(Sfx- Hata pt)

Kyouko: Now that I think about it there's one other thing that has changed since Jiro got here...

017

Kyouko: The notebook where I write my fantasies out...

I haven't written a thing in it lately....

Though the stuff I wrote in my journal is better than any fantasy I could come up with.

I can't say for sure whether that's a good or bad thing however.

All's well that ends well right...?

(Sfx- posu puff)

018

Jiro: Oh? So you've finally gone to bed Kyouko.

Oh please don't mind me! This monitor is for survelience.

I have to make sure that no ruffians should bother you! So I made this useful device.

(Sfx- Mukuri shuff)

Jiro: Nh? What's wrong....? Where are you going?

Kyouko: YOU'RE A RUFFIAN MORON!!

Jiro: NGHAH!!

(Sfx- Dokotsu Twhok)

Kyouko: Wait you didn't see me writing my journal did you?! Don't you know a maiden needs her privacy?!

Jiro: Of course not! Who cares about your ramblings about not having breas---

Kyouko: SO YOU DID!!

{It's looking very much like having this guy around is a headache after all.}

(Side text- A man who can wreck a moment....that's Jiro.)



TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 19.