Hajimete No Aku 14

Again the series takes a serious turn!! Enjoy the events....(And I know it's inappropriate but........STACY'S MOM's GOT IT GOING ON UH-HUH~~~)

(Pink box- Chapter 14: The 10th is X day)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

(Red text on logo- A comedy that's evil in name only!!!)

FUJIKI SHUN

(Pink Balloon- Master of gags)

(Red and pink text- It's okay to act a little foolish when showing your gratitude.)

(Side red and pink text- Kyouko's birthday party arc begins!!!)

(Jiro's board- Happy 16th Birthday Kyouko)

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(Top text- The chapter opens to the lonely sight of rain falling....)

(Sfx- Zaaaaaaa ssssssshhhhhh)

(Sfx- Dododododo taptaptaptaptap)

Eiko: It's raining.

Pochi: Sure is.

Eiko: It's a real downer when rain season comes.

(Sfx- Zaaaaaa sssssssssh)

(Sfx- Zaaaaaa sssssssh)

Kyouko: Yeah....

Seems like it's gonna be rainy this year too....

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(Sfx- Zaaaaaaaaah ssssssssh)

Akagi: :On thee gents!

All: Happy...

Happy...

Happy
Haaapppy~

(Sfx- Satt Swif)

All: Birrrrrrrrrrrthdaaaaaaay!!!

(Sfx- waaaaa)

(Sfx- Pachi pachi pachi clap clap clap)

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Aki: And...what are you doing?

Jiro: Is there a reason behind this sudden burst into song?

Akagi: Take it from me, while our voices are in marvelous condition, we are not merely singing for sport!

For you see, this month on the 10th is X day!

And it's for that purpose that we've been training in secret!

We are amidst our mighty 'Kyouko-kun's surprise birthday celebration!' plan---~!!

Congratulations!!!

(Sfx- WAAAA!!)

Yuki: So you knew that the tenth is Kyouko-chan's birthday?

Akagi: But of course! If you belittle us, you'll be sorry!!

Kimura: It's our basis!

Aoki: But singing in harmony is hard!

Aki: Right...and HOW did you get a clubroom...?

Midoritani: That's a secret.

Akagi: And now!

Since you ladies and gentlemen are here we can commence!

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Akagi: With your help, we can ensure that this surprise birthday party will be a success!!

This is of course just in case our efforts should be rejected by her!!

Aki: Giving in so easy?

(Sfx- Baaaan)

Jiro: Hmph. A Surprise party you say?

Sounds intriguing!

You can consider me an ally then! Fanclub!

We shall congratulate Kyouko together!!

(Sfx- Gashii Grip)

Akagi: That's Akuno for you! He always grasps the situation quickly!

Aki: I wonder though, Akuno. Do you have any idea what a Birthday party is?

Jiro: Of course, we had those at the organization.

Such functions were held in high regard.

Why I remember when sister was younger, I had created 100 phantoms for her....it was a lot of work.

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Jiro: It was fun catching the lot of them and beating and beating them to a pulp.

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Aki: What kind of event was this.....

Akagi: How about you ladies?

Will you help out or not?

Yuki: O-kay. I'll help out!

Aki: Eh, I don't see why not.

Akagi: Oh! Thanks a lot!

I was worried that we'd only have Akuno to help us out, but now victory is assured!

Now with two ladies to cook us a grand feast, this will be a party to remember!!

Guys: Yeah!!
Aki: A...FEAST?!

Akagi: Thanks so much for your help big busted girl!

Aki: Who are you calling big busted?! That's sexual harassment you loser!

Kimura: Wait! Could you step on me?!

Aoki: Man, now that we've got some girls here it should be great!

Midoritani: T—Thanks Shinonome-san!

Yuki: No problem! Hey...do you cosplay?

(Sfx- Wai wai wai wai)

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Aoki: I almost forgot! We all have to bring a present to the party.

Yuki: Thanks for the info~.

(Sfx- Dododododo tmptmptmptmp)

Jiro: A Present?

(Handwritten- Where'd you two go?)

(Handwritten- The bathroom.)

(Sfx- Zaaaaaah Ssssssssh)

Dad: Ah a Birthday party---!

Kyouko grows up so fast...she's going to be 16 soon!

Jiro: Yes but I need your advisement on something.

What shall I do about this present requirement?

Eiko: Oh yeah...you don't have any money do you.

Dad: Hmm...

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Jiro: This is a Video camera?

Dad: However it's old and broke down a while back.
If you could fix it, Kyouko would be overjoyed.

Well, I guess I'd be happy too if you could fix it.

So do you think you could do this....for us?

Jiro: Hmm, well if it's for you father,

I don't see how I can refuse.....

Hmm?

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Jiro: There appears to be a tape inside.

Dad: Yes. The tape within the camera is very important.

In fact you could say that it's more important than the camera it self.

Do you think you could fix them?

Jiro: Heh. Of course father.

Do you know with whom you're speaking to?

I could finish something as simple as this in my sleep! Leave it to me!

I will give Kyouko a present she'll never forget!!

Dad: All right then. Good luck Jiro-kun!

Kyouko: What's going on?

(Sfx- Gacha click)

(Sfx- Pusu squeji)

Eiko: That was a close one, but we're safe.

Jiro: Nice flow Sister!

Pochi: Bit extreme though.

(Sfx- Dosa thud)

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{And so the planning for the surprise party began!}
(Handwritten- Lookie lookie.)

(Handwritten- ….What?)

(Sfx- Sou shfft)

{Eiko used all of her cunning to make sure Kyouko didn't discover their intentions.}

{The others would practice using their fighting spirits}

{While some would decorate the halls.}

(Handwritten- This too.)

(Handwritten- A crab?)

{All the while he put his all into restoring the present.}

{Sometimes the group would find themselves reduced to blows over differing opinions...}

(Handwritten- You jerk! You ate my lunch didn't you?!)

(Handwritten- Shut up! You ate my food the day before punk!)

{But the preparations for the party were steadily gaining in effort.}

(Sfx- Gtsu snffile)

(Handwritten- What the hell are they doing...)

{Finally----}

(Sfx- Patsu fsssht)

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Jiro: Behold! It works!!

Father: Whoa!!

That's my Jiro!! Thanks!

Jiro: Wahahahah! It was no problem!

Father: Kyouko will love it!!

Jiro: GYAHHH!!

(Sfx- Giri giri giri grind grind grind)
Pochi: You're killing him muscles.

Eiko: It looks great Jiro-!

Well, what's on the tape?

(Sfx- Geho geho cough cough)

Jiro: Ngh...Well it looks like a woman...

Eiko: Gramps....this lady....

Jiro: She bears an uncanny resemblance to Kyouko.

Of course that's only if you don't include the chest area.

Dad: Right.

It should make sense that this woman looks like Kyouko.....

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{And then came X day!!}

Kyouko: All right school's out.

Let's get home Jiro.

(Sfx- Gara clatter)

Jiro: That won't be necessary!

(Sfx- Wasawasawasa wiffwiffwif)

Jiro: Come with me Kyouko!!

Kyouko: Gahhh!!

What the heck are you doing all of a sudden?!

You're not planning something weird again are you?!

Jiro: Do not worry! I'll be sure to be gentle with you!

Kyouko: Your 'Do not worry' worries me the most!!

Kyouko: Wait a second!!

Where are we?!
(Sfx- Gara clatter)

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Everyone: Kyouko chan!

Happy Birthday!!

(Banner- Happy Birthday)

Everyone: Happy 16th Birthday!!

Come on over!

(Sfx- Wai wai wai)

???: It's perfect!

All thanks to everyone pitching in!!

Jiro: Heheh, Surprised Kyouko?

It's a surprise birthday party!

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Kyouko: Oh..that's right it IS my birthday today....

Midoritani: Come on! Blow out the candles!

(Board- Happy 16th Birthday Kyouko)

Kyouko: Yeah...

Thank you everyone, you really surprised me.

I really want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.

But I can't celebrate my birthday.....

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Kyouko: Because today...

Is also the day that my mother died.

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Kyouko: I'm sorry...
You guys worked so hard to put this together....

Akagi: No...we're at fault here..

Aoki: At least let's give you your presents....

Kyouko: Yeah...I can't stay here...

I'm so sorry for making you go through this....

Jiro: How pointless.

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Jiro: People die.

Do you think that you're the heroine in some two bit play you fool?

Aki: Hey Akuno!

Midoritani: Saying something like that is going too far...!

Kyouko: No...Jiro's absolutely right.

I know this but...still I can't help it....

I don't have....

The right to be here now....

I'm sorry..!

(Sfx- Datsu dash)

Yuki: Kyouko-chan?!

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Club: AKUNO!!!

(Sfx- Dott Fwoosh)

Jiro: Nghah?!

Midoritani: It's your fault Watari-san left right?!

Akagi: You idiot!!

Aoki: Take this!! My Heavenly punishment!!
(Sfx- Gyaaah)

(Sfx- Gakii Crack)

(Sfx- Gyaaah)

(Sfx- Pochin crack)

(Sfx- Pishi snap)

(Sfx- Sawasawasawa scritchscritchscritch)

Jiro: G-uhaaaah!!

Aki: Sorry about that...we already knew....
.
That she doesn't like to celebrate her birthday....

But I guess I thought this year might be different....

(Handwritten- Punishment complete!!)

Akagi: ….

No, we were the ones who failed.

We should have investigated the matter more.

We are a failure as a fanclub....

Jiro: ARE YOU FOOLS INSANE?!

(Sfx- Dan Thud)

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Jiro: Just who do you think I am?!

(Sfx- Suu wiff)

(Sfx- Pushiii fwissh)

Jiro: Watch your mouths....

(Sfx- Paa vooom)

Jiro: Because something like this is childs play!!

(Sfx- Zatsu swiff)
(Sfx- Zuzuzuzuzu dooooom)

Jiro: Let us continue!

I will not let this birthday party end like this!!

(Side text- Her mother appears?! Next time...part two!!)

Akagi: There's a such thing as a stacked Kyouko?!

(Sfx- Zaku zaku shiver shiver)

Kimura: Looks like it...

(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 20.)