Hajimete No Aku 17

Wasn't there a Looney Tunes cartoon with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd that was similar to this chapter? The only difference is, they used hats rather than full outfits. O_o Anyway no Aku next week, so I guess I'll release something else instead. ^_-.


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(Top text- HAJIMETE NO AKU)

{Clothes.}

{Like 'em or leave 'em, they are what make the biggest impression on people.}

{Accompanied by being well mannered, the right clothes can impress,}

{And conversely, leave an impression that leaves a lot to be desired.}

(Sfx- Abuu siiiigh)

{To a man of an evil organization like Jiro, image is everything.}

(Sfx- Wai wai)

Teacher: Hey Akuno, can I have a minute?

(Side text- Clothes can really change how a character is seen can't they~)

Teacher: You really should give some consideration to changing your clothes with the season....

Jiro: I can't. Policy of evil doesn't permit it.

(Sfx- daku huff)

Kyouko: You're sweating a lot Jiro.

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(Black box- The 'first volume is coming out May 18th' comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU
Chapter 17: Dark Shinonome.
FUJIKI SHUN

(Mid text- With your own two hands, will you be able to break apart your shell?)

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Aki: It sure does look painful to be in those clothes when it's boiling outside.....

Kyouko: I know right?

But he won't listen to me when I say to wear a summer uniform.

Jiro: I can't.

This uniform is part of evil policy.
(Sfx- Wai wai wai!)

Jiro: And I cannot just go and change policy on a whim!

(Sfx- Fura fura wibble wibble)

Aki: But you're wibbling.

Midoritani: Akuno-kun, you sure get serious about some strange things....

Aki: Clothes are supposed to be comfortable.

Kyouko: Seconded. A jersey would be good enough.

(Sfx- Mokusha mokusha chew chew)

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Yuki: You two are totally wrong!

Don't you know that you are what you wear?! You can't change a first impression!

Jiro: You get it, Shinonome!

Yuki: Of course Jiro-kun!

(Sfx- Ehen hehehe)

Yuki: Just what cosplay would suit you two?

Ahh, how troublesome!

Kyouko: No one here was talking about cosplay.

(Sfx- Moaa fwissh)

Midoritani: Wha? Shinonome-san, you're into cosplay?!

Yuki: I love it!

It's so much fun. I especially love it when I can dress up to be a queen!

Midoritani: Shinonome-san as a queen?!

(Sfx- Doki doki thathump thathump)

Jiro: Hmm, well I can't say I understand this 'cosplay' thing you speak of.....

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Jiro: But it does remind me of my underlings and their uniforms.

After a bit of thought, I decided a uniform from head to toe would fit them best.

Kyouko: I see, so that's what your full uniform looks like.

Yuki: How'd you decide on what you would have them wear? Did you transform them?

(Handwritten- Sounds convenient!)

Jiro: Of course, I have a device for this.

The 'Light wave particle transformation gun'!!

(On gun- Change)

(Sfx- Baaaan)

Jiro: With one shot from this handy little device, one's clothes would instantly change.

Midoritani: Whoaaa!!

(Sfx- He's got lots of stuff doesn't he?!)

Yuki: That sounds totally cool! Try it on me!

Jiro: As you wish.

(Sfx- Bishuuu veeeeen)

Yuki: Wah!

Aki: Hey now, it's lunch time.

Kyouko: Yuki's too curious....

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(Sfx- Pooon poof)

(Sfx- dokiiin poooit)

(TN- ….I dunno whether to be happy or sad at this....)

Yuki: Wow! Awesome!!

(Sfx- Oooooh!!)


Yuki: How is it? Do I look evil enough-?

(TN- Ass shots are nice though. Nods)

(Sfx- Kurui Spin)

Kyouko: That leaves almost nothing to the imagination! You perverted mad scientist!!

Jiro: But that's what all the female executives wear...!!

Yuki: It's fine! This outfit looks great on me doesn't it!

Midoritani: Those clothes are bad for my health...!

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Guy: Shinonome-san! Mind if I take a photo?

Girl: Can I too?

Yuki: Of course!

Kyouko: She's quite radiant, that Yuki.

Aki: She's bold too...I'd be too embarrassed....

(Sfx- Dokun throb)

Yuki: W—huh?

Aki: But how do we get this under control?

Kyouko: Our whole class showed up for this....

Jiro: Fear not. This is only temporary. She'll return to normal in 15 minutes.

Shouldn't be long----

(Sfx- Suu wiff)

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Yuki: Little boy, could I borrow that from you?

Jiro: Wha...what on earth?!

Yuki: Fufufu...you're a cute one.

(Sfx- Bishuu veeeeen)

Midoritani: Ungh?!

Aki: Yuki?!

Midoritani: Aah?! What's this?!

(Sfx- Pooon Poof)

Jiro: You look like one of my underlings.

(Sfx- Ge-n Ding)

Midoritani: This is lame!!

Yuki: Underling! At my feet!

(Sfx- Sooi toss)

Midoritani: Wah?!

Aki: Wh-what's with this attitude change.....Yuki?!

Kyouko: Yuki?!

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Yuki: My name is Dark Shinonome!!

The kill them all executive of the evil organization!!

Midoritani: You're stepping on my back Shinonome-san!!

(TN- And Kimura would kill for this.)

(Sfx- Baaan)

Jiro: The clothes have changed her...?

Hmm, well this is the first time that I've used this device on a civilian.

Kyouko: WHAAAT?!

So you're saying that Yuki's become evil....?!

Aki: Yuki!

Yuki: Fufufufufu.....

Yuki: Take this!!

(Sfx- Bibibibibibii veeeeeeeeeeeeen)

Aki: Whoa!!

Akagi: Hm?

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Aki: Uwahh!!!

(Sfx- Zubiii crackle!!)

Akagi: Wha—What's going on here?!

Kyouko: Aki!

(Sfx- Pooon poof)

Akagi: A...Cowgirl?

Aki: Don't look at meeeeeee!!!

(TN- Who knew she was so sensitive...?)

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Kyouko: I know this one! It's from Underground city Kaizer! The 'Sexy Woman'!

(Handwritten- Chapter 42!)

Jiro: Absurd! This isn't in the organization's data....

Yuki: I see. So this machine operates on a memory stick, which currently I don't possess.

(Sfx- Zatsu zatsu swif swif)

Yuki: Fear not however, as in it's place I have put my cosplay data.

Soon you all will drink from the sweet nectar that is cosplay!

To Japan, the country of cosplay!!

(Sfx- Baaan)

Kyouko: Why would you use it for a weird reason like that?!


Kyouko: Jiro, do something!!

Jiro: If I could get to the reset button, everything would return to normal...

Though I have to admit, there's nothing wrong with someone who has ambition....

Kyouko: But....

Akagi: Hey Akuno! Want to clue us in on what's going on here?

(Sfx- Bistsu veeen)

Jiro: Whoa!!

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(Sfx- Popopopon poofpoofpoff)

Jiro: Dogs?!

Kyouko: This is weirder than weird....

(Sfx- Dokun throbb)

Everyone: Uh?!

Aki: Go on and take a go~od look.

(Sfx- Baaan)

(Sfx- Pasha pasha pasha click click click)

Kyouko: Aki-san?!

Jiro: You too?!

(Sfx- Baaan)

Jiro and Kyouko: THIS IS FREAKY!!

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Yuki: Don't worry you two, I'm thinking of something splendid for you....

Hmm...how about 'Romeo and Juliet'....?

Kyouko: Romi?!


Jiro: What is this 'Romeo and Juliet' you speak of?

(Sfx- Kurui Spin)

Jiro: Ngahh?!

(Sfx- Chan chan vooom vooom)

Jiro: For now, let's retreat!!

(Sfx- Datsu dash)

Yuki: Hold it!

Jiro: Somehow we managed to get away....

Kyouko: That Yuki....she was planning this from the start I bet...

Jiro: In any case, there are only 5 more minutes left.

We should be fine if we just hide here...

(Sfx- Ze ha ze....)

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Kyouko: You're sweating an awful lot, and yet you still want to wear those clothes?

Jiro: I am fine. Don't worry about me!!

Moreover, what is this Romi-thing that she speaks of?

Is it a brand of strange clothing?

Kyouko: Ugh...no....

Romeo and Juliet is...well about a boy and girl who live next to each other...

And as time passes they start to grow fond of one another....

Yuki: I found you!!

Now, hold still,

And enjoy the cosplay-!!

Jiro: No helping it!!


If it's come to this I'll use my full power to...

(Sfx- Batsu fwoosh)

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(Sfx- Kuraaa sweeaat)

Jiro: I'm hot....

Kyouko: That's it?!

(Sfx- Hero hero wibble wibble)

(Sfx- Zubiii Beeeeam)

(Sfx- Zubaa veeeeen)

(Sfx- Popon pooof)

Kyouko: GYAHHHH!!!

Jiro: This is it? Though these clothes are a bit strange.

Yuki: Romeo and Juliet is my favorite play.

Why you ask?

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Yuki: Because of the love story within it.

Kyouko: Romeo...

Jiro: Nh? Kyouko?

Kyouko: Oh Romeo!!

(Sfx- Daki hug)

Jiro: WHAAA?!

Kyouko: No matter who opposes us, I...that is You are.....

Jiro: WAIT KYOUKO!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Yuki: I want to see a steamy love scene.

Jiro: LOVE SCENE?!

Wait a second, I can still move as I wish!

Ah, of course! I'm not a civilian, so the rays from the gun have no effect on me!

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Jiro: So why...

Why am I not getting up...?

I....can't....

(Sfx- Dokun dokun throb throb)

{I can't.....}

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(Sfx- Kacha tak)

Yuki: Huh?

(Sfx- Pon poof)

Kyouko: What was I doing just now...?

(Sfx- Pon poof)

(Sfx- Pon poof)

Jiro: I pressed the reset button.

So now all of you should be back to normal.

(Sfx- Zee haaah)

Jiro: That was close! Too close!! If her body had come a little closer, who knows what might have happened!!

But why was I unable to move?

More importantly, that feeling just now......

{And so the commotion had died down.}

Yuki: Ah, Jiro-kun, you're sweating a lot.

Kyouko: That's why I keep telling you to change to a summer uniform.

Jiro: No! You're wrong! I'm sweating because I'm hot! Not because of what just happened!!

(Sfx- Wata wata wave wave)

{Jiro finally gave in, and soon switched over to his summer uniform.}

(Side text- Embarrassed Jiro is kind of cute.)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 25. Next Issue this manga is off.

Be sure to pick up Volume one on May 18th!!