Hajimete No Aku 19

Ah I should have said this sooner, but I use 'oneechan' and 'sister' interchangeably. Ya see, I'm not entirerly clear (and I don't think anyone other than Fujiki is either) what kind of relationship Eiko and Jiro have to the Wataris. It's obvious Fujiki's trying to go somewhere romantic with Jiro and Kyouko, and it would be sort of odd if they're actually cousins. So with my translation I just leave 'Oneechan' alone when Kyouko is referring to Eiko...since I'm not sure what they're supposed to be. Meanwhile for the Akuno clan, I translate out 'sister' since its stated that they are related to each other. >_< Hope this is a little less confusing.

Oh yeah...(To tune of the Scooby Doo theme) Hyena scans, where are you...we've got a job to do now~...


(Black box- The naiieve civilian comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU.

(Side text- A luxurious beauty that everyone's got their eyes on.....makes her appearance!)

(Black text on left- These ain't so bad either....)

(White text on right- Volume one is out in stores! Within it is a splendid extra!)

Chapter 19: Monster Sister.
FUJIKI SHUN.

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Eiko: Mmmmm...looks like no one's hiring here either.

(Sfx- Kasa siiigh)

Eiko: Recession is everywhere....

(Sfx- Purururururu riiiiiing)

Eiko: Hm?

(Side text- The normally chillaxed oneechan gets the shock of her life....)

Eiko: Hello? Watari house.

I'm staying at the Watari's, Akuno Eiko-san.

???: Hello? Eiko? It's me.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmble)

Eiko: Th---That voice...!

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(Sfx- Gacha clack)

Kyouko: Huh?

Oh, you're on the phone oneechan.

Eiko: I gotta go.

(Sfx- Poi fwish)

Kyouko: Eh?

Eiko: I must depart for a short respite!

(TN- Yeah, she's talking really formally here.)

Eiko: You musn't ask me for a reason! Ta-ta!

Kyouko: Ah? Wha? Wait Oneechan?!

(Sfx- Kara clatter)

(Sfx- Do~~yon thooom)

Kyouko: Rain clouds?! But it was so sunny a second ago!!

Eiko: Craaap!!! I'm too late....

(Sfx- Gatsu sheeen)

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(Sfx- Pishakkkunnn flashh dshhhhhh)

Eiko: Nghaahhhhhh!!!

Kyouko: O---Oneechan!!!

(Sfx- Gara clatter)

Jiro: What on earth is going on?!

Eiko: I've been well done.....

Jiro: Those black clouds...!

???: I'm waiting on your explanation Eiko. Let's start with your reasons for being here.

(Sfx- Zatsu Swif)

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Eiko: Aya-neechan!

Aya: Have you calmed down a bit?

{Akuno Aya (27). Former Kill them all supervisor.}


Aya: Oh Jiro! It's good to see that you're okay!

Jiro: Elder sister!! O—Of course!

Kyouko: Wait...sister?

Eiko: Yes, she's our older sis.

Kyouko: Whaaaat?! You have another sister?!

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Aya: Jiro! You've grown so much, although it's only been a little while since we saw each other!!

Jiro: S—Stop that Sister! It's embarrassing!

(Sfx- Gyuu mmmf)

Aya: Hahaha! There's no need to be shy, we're siblings aren't we?

Kyouko: Oh-ho?

Jiro: No! We are not normally this close!!

Kyouko: I didn't say anything though.

Aya: You've become more 'hip' since the last time I saw you too Eiko.

Eiko: Yeah, thanks to you sister.

Kyouko: But, to think that she's oneechan's sister....so she's part of the evil organization too?

Eiko: Yeah. And she's always scaring me to death.

Kyouko: To me, it looks like you're getting what you deserve.

But Jiro sure seems happy, doesn't he?

Eiko: Well~ She dotes on Jiro like there's no tomorrow.

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Jiro: By the way Elder Sister, what brings you here today?

Aya: I've heard everything from Eiko.

This Kyouko, she's been treating you like garbage hasn't she?

Making you sleep in a dog house, and embarrassing you.

Are you okay?

Kyouko: DAH!!

Wait just a minute! I won't deny I did those things but---!

Aya: Oh? So you are Kyouko-san....

I've heard plenty about you from my siblings.

However I am very different from them. Know your place, or experience true evil. Understand?

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble.)

Kyouko: Wait! You're wrong! If Jiro weren't a moron, I wouldn't have to punish him!!

Hey Jiro! You have to say something to clear up this misunderstanding!

Aya: Hm.

Jiro: My oh my, Elder sister...the stories I could tell.

But never fear, for I have this situation under control.

Moreover----

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Jiro: The day will soon be upon us, the day where Kyouko will have to honor her promise,

And let me have my way with her body!!!!

(TN- WIN.)

Kyouko: JUST A MINUTE!!!!

(Sfx- katsu roar!)

Kyouko: Why the heck do you talk like a sexual harrass---

Eiko: Wait a minute Kyouko-chan!

(Sfx- Gatsu fuff)

Kyouko: Ngah?!

Wh—What are you doing Onee----

Aya: A promise with Jiro...?

(Sfx- Hyuuu wooooosh)

Aya: A strange development indeed..! So you are Jiro's woman...the first lady of the organization...!

A foolish looking woman like yourself...?!

Kyouko: What's this?!

Eiko: Our sister can control the atmosphere with that machine.

Dad created that for her own personal usage....

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Eiko: But when she starts to get upset, it runs wild.

(Sfx- Byoooooooo fwooooooosh)

Kyouko: So all of you are annoying....!!

Eiko: Its probably best if you play along!

At least if you do as I say you should be fine!

Kyouko: Ngh...Fine.

Aya: Well, I suppose I must respect Jiro's wishes....

However I can't sit idly by and do nothing....!

(Sfx- Cha chack)

Aya: Kyouko-san!! I will test to see if you are worthy of my brother's attention!

(Sfx- Biishiii fwissh)

Kyouko: Ah---okay.

This is so embarrassing..!

Jiro: Ah! Yes Kyouko! Show her how great you'd be as my underling!

Kyouko: 'Kay, and then when I'm done I'll pop you one.

(Sfx- Giigiii griinnnd)


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Aya: Jiro, as her husband you mustn't lift a finger.

Jiro: Right! As the husband!

(Sfx- Kurukuru spin spin)

(TN- The return of pimp! Jiro. Nice.)

Kyouko: I am SO going to kick his ass when this is over...!

(Sfx- Buooooo vrrrrrnnn)

Kyouko: But I clean all of the time....

Why does it bother me today....?

Aya: If you can't even clean correctly, there's no need to even pursue a conversation with you...

I want to see if you can do this with a smile...!

Kyouko: Hm.

(Sfx- Kururi Spin)

{She even puts up a tough guard while cleaning!}

{Moreover, to be able to vacuum the corner with such efficiency!}

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Kyouko: I, I'm done.

(Handwritten- With this room anyway...)

Aya: Even her mannerism is good!

Not too bad little lady!

Aya: O-Okay, Next!

Kyouko: Hm? That's it?

Aya: She even cleans and dries with such skill!

(Sfx- Pan pat)


Aya: She doesn't waste a single movement! Everything about her is neat and tidy!

Kyouko: Geez, oneechan's so messy.

Aya: This girl.....she's amazing!!

Kyouko: Clean up your clothes! Or do you want to try living naked?

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Eiko: Heheheh, Sister is too surprised to speak huh?

Before long she'll start hearing wedding bells!

Ah, Aya-san would you like to have a taste?

Aya: I'll admit it, she is good.

But how is her cooking?!

The meat is succulent, and my eyes are watering....even the taste is miraculously good....

However----!

(Sfx- Gatsu sheen)

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Aya: Hahahahah! I'm sorry to inform you, that this taste is no where near as good as what we serve at home!

Without brown sugar, it'll never taste as good as what we cook at home.

How can you be the one for Jiro, if you don't know what it is he likes....

Kyouko: Ah! So it's brown sugar!!

(Sfx- Pomu pat)

Aya: Ah?

Kyouko: Ah...I had a feeling I was missing something when I cooked Jiro and neechan's food.

Ah if only I had noticed it sooner.

Of course his sister would know though! You're amazing!

Aya: Ah...yeah...

Ayu: W—Well, it's good you know when to listen to others.

Eiko: Gotcha now....

Aya: But I wonder if you can teach Eiko this recipe?

(Sfx- Kururi Kururi spin spin)

Eiko: Ah?

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(Sfx- Za sllsh)

Aya: fuuuuu.

Kyouko: Umm, I know it's not much, but I laid out a pair of oneechan's clothes for you to use.

Aya: Ah, Thank you.

Kyouko: I also left a bath towel out for you too.

Aya: I'm sorry Kyouko-san.

Kyouko: Huh?

Aya: I too am a bit naiieve when it comes to Jiro.

(Sfx- Zapaaa shiiish)

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Aya: For you see his woman is,

The one who will inherit the organization when he rises to the top.

But I think that I've been no more than a nuisance to you.

Kyouko: Ah...no that's okay...really.

Aya: You were really training Jiro and Eiko weren't you?

Fuu..

Thank you Kyouko-san. If It's you I can rest easy.

I'll entrust Jiro and Eiko to you from now on.


Kyouko: Hehe, no problem....

NOT! I'm telling you that I don't have that type of relationship with them!!

Aya: Hahahah, No need to be embarrassed!

Kyouko: Just listen to me will ya--!!

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Eiko: How'd it go? How's my sister doing?

Kyouko: Ah, she's okay. I managed to clear up our little misunderstanding too...

Eiko: Ah! Awesome.

I knew that you'd figure out a way out of that situation Kyouko-chan.

Big sis is really strict, but a little slow if you know what I mean.

(Sfx- Gata shiff)

Kyouko: Thats mean...

She seems nice.

Eiko: Well it would be okay if she were nice....

Jiro: In any case, nice work Kyouko.

(Sfx- Mokya mokya chew chew)

Jiro: You'll make a fine henchman. I'll be sure of it.

Kyouko: Jiro--?

(Sfx- gogogogogogogo rmmmmmble)

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Kyouko: Should someone who was still wetting the bed at nine years old talk that way?

(Sfx- Dokiiin Throooob)

Jiro: H—How did you know?!

(Sfx- Kusu giggle)


(Handwritten- Besides you were still wetting the bed too.)

(Handwritten- I stopped at 7 years old.)

Kyouko: Sis told me everything! She had SO many interesting things to say.

Oh of course theres you oneechan....something about an original exercise regimen for your big butt...?

(Sfx- Hah Gah!)

Eiko: NAGH!?!

Jiro: GRR!! Elder Sister! Divulging other's weaknesses.....!

Eiko: I know right?! Now I'll never become a bride!!

Aya: Talking bad about me are we?

(Sfx- Bikuu poit)

Aya: You two seem to have forgotten what it's all about to be part of an evil organization haven't you?

I'll have to teach you not to be so talkative.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo rmmmmmmmble)

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Eiko: Agggh!!

(Sfx- Gatsu dshhhh)

Jiro: NUGHOOOOOO!?

(Sfx- Hyuuugooooo fwoooooosh)

Jiro: Huff!

Puff!!

Huff!!

Aya: Hahahah! I'm not done yet!

I have nothing better to do...

So how about I play with you two till dawn?


(Sfx- Hyuuuuuuuu fwooooosh)

Jiro: I cannot keep doing this till then Elder sister!!

Eiko: I'm sooory! So sorrry! Forgive meeee sister!!

(Sfx- Dodododododo thoooooom)

{Aya, the Woman known as the 'Demonic Sergeant', went home after a few days.}

Dad: I'm home!.....What's going on here?

Kyouko: Dad, being in an evil organization is tough isn't it.

{Jiro, Eiko-neechan, and the front yard would bear in erasable scars from her visit.}

(Bottom text- Sister wasn't what we expected was she? (lol).)

(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 27.)