Hajimete No Aku 21

It took me two days to recover from Gintama 263. >_<.

FUJIKI SHUN

(Black box- Chapter 21: The logic of many.)

(Side text- Comics volume one is out in stores! Please grab one at a store near you!)

(Middle text- The teachers don't know about this secret organization.)

(The Forceful civilian comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU.

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Akagi: No! I'm telling you we have to go with cat ears!

A scrappy and clever cat girl fits Kyouko-kun's type perfectly!

(On picture: By Akagi.)

Yuki: But isn't goth loli totally cute?

She'd like do great in a movie if she were wearing this.

(Side text- The Kyouko FC (Fanclub) is busier than usual, but soon this room....)

Aoki: They're both pretty good.

Kimura: I dunno, I'm not feeling glasses AND goth loli.

Midoritani: But glasses and cat ears are a bit....

Akagi: Hmmm...

Jiro: If you ask me, I see nothing but problems with either standpoint.

My modification drafts feature a much more feral Kyouko, which is much more accurate no?

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Akagi: Are you a fool?! Of course that's not accurate!!

(Sfx- Waah!)

Yuki: You totally don't get it Jiro-kun.

Kimura: You're hopless.

Jiro: WHA?!

(Sfx- Horori fwip)

Kyouko: Don't talk about how you're gonna use me when I'm right here!!

Aki: Wow, the fanclub's even absorbed Akuno and Yuki now.

Kyouko: I know. Jiro I can understand, but Yuki?

Yuki: Everyone's so much fun here though! Right?

Aki: Sure, just don't involve me.

Yuki's always had a thing for oddballs though.

Kyouko: Hah, yeah that's true.

Jiro: So then, what is the reason for the two of you to come to this room? To comment?

Girls: Meh.

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Aki: It's cause this room's got a refrigerator.

So it's nice to keep our snacks and iced tea in here.

Kyouko: And the fan in here can't be beat on hot days.

Yuki: So it's all about you huh!

I have to admit though, I'm only here cause the cosplay possibilities are endless.

Aki: That's all you seem to think about too.

Now that I think of it, how did you guys get your hands on this sweet room?

Akagi: The truth of the matter is that this room was empty.

And as a president, it was easy to use the power vested in me to----

(Sfx- Gachaaa claaack)

???: Excuse me!!

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???: So this is where the Watari club holds up huh....


???: Interesting indeed.

Jiro: Who are you people?

Akagi: It's you guys!!

The Yamashita Minori Fanclub!!

Known as the Minori Battalion for short!

(Sfx- Zaaaan dooom)

Aki: Minori Battalion?

Akagi: Yes, they're an elite fan club!

Kimura: Second Year Seventh Class, Yamashita Minori-san. She's a part of the chorus club.

Because she's really pretty, she's become the class idol for countless people within the school!

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Kimura: It's said that their fanclub has 40 members and counting!

(Sfx- waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!)

Aki: 40 people?!

Kyouko: Do people have lives in this school....?

???: We have to use the gymnasium for our meetings since there are so many of us.

And our numbers just continue to rise.

Then I heard that a sick and weak little club was using our old room.

As such, I have already talked to the student council, and they have said that you should vacate this room immediately.

Akagi: Wh..WHAT?!

???: Hey try not to think too badly of me okay?

But we need a bit more room for our ever growing family, which means this room is necessary.

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???: Besides, why do you need a room this huge for such a little object of affection?
Kyouko: Little?!

(Sfx- Piritsu poit)

Akagi: Wha...

You mongrel! You won't get away with saying that to Kyouko-kun!

???: Oh I'm so sorry about that.

But this is whats known as reality.

The golden rule is, That the bigger fanclub makes the rules!

Now get lost would you!

(Sfx- Doreee doof)

Everyone: Gah!?!

(Sfx- Batan slam!)

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(Sign- School cafeteria.)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo Rmmmmmble)

Akagi: Dammitall! Our mecca!!

Aoki: Those bastards!!

Kimura: I'm just gonna drink until I feel better!!

Midoritani: Don't! You can't handle that much corn soup!!

Aki: So pointless~.

Yuki: Aww, this is no fun.

Aki: Well they're a club too, so we can't really complain about being kicked out.

Kyouko: Yeah--...

Midoritani: President, don't you have a plan or something?

(Sfx- Rurururu sooob)

Akagi: I know I'm amazing, but even I'm stumped here....

You see, we need the school's approval to use any of the classrooms as clubrooms.

However that vice president has already beaten us to the punch with his cunning.

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Akagi: Although he's only using his numbers as a ploy to keep us out of that room, the tides are in his favor....!

Yuki: Ngh...

Aki: You're not a very good club president are you.

Akagi: Without a club room, we're not a very good club either....

(Sfx- Zuun drooop)

{Well I'm not complaining, maybe now Yuki and the others will leave me alone...}

{Though I have to admit, it wasn't bad having my own fanclub....}

(Sfx- Gooooo Fwooooosh)

Kyouko: Eh?!

Jiro?

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Jiro: What on earth is matter with the lot of you?!

And you call yourselves a fan club?! It makes me sick!!

(Sfx- Kuwaaa Roooar)

Jiro: I'll make those fools rue the day they crossed me!!

(Sfx- Gogogogogoo rmmmmmble)

Jiro: Behold my evil scientific power!! Come forth Strong Robo!!

Kyouko: GAHHHH!!!!!

I have NO idea what that is, but PUT IT BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Jiro: Gugh!?

(Sfx- Zukaaa schokkk)

Kyouko: What are you getting all bent out of shape for?!

Jiro: Ngh...But Kyouko!

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Akagi: Wait just a moment Akuno!

Who makes you sick?

(Sfx- Zatsu Swif)

Aoki: We're not going to give up our room that easily!!

Kimura: Especially now that we've actually got some girls to join!

Akagi: We WILL claim what is rightfully ours once again!!

Everyone: Yeaaaah!!!

(Sfx- Waaaaah!)

{Wha...what just happened? Why is everyone so hyper?}

{Why do I feel like I've been left out...?}

Aoki: But what should we do?

Akagi: I'm not sure, we still don't stand a chance against them when it comes to sheer numbers...

Jiro: Just leave those details to me! Everything will work out if they see a crowd of support for Kyouko right?!

(Sfx-- Baaa fwooosh)

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Jiro: Imprinting Hormone!!

(Sfx-Baaaan)

Jiro: Do you know what Imprinting is?

Akagi: If I'm not mistaken, its when an animal hatches and becomes attached to the first thing it sees.

Jiro: Exactly.

Now, a demonstration.

(Sfx- Suu huuuf)

Kimura: Nguh?!

(Sfx- Dosa thud)

(Sfx- Sukaaa snooore)

Akagi: I see! And when they awaken, the first thing they'll embrace is the splendor that is Kyouko-kun!

Jiro: Exactly! But that isn't all that this formula of mine can do.....

Watch as the other half comes into play!

(Sfx- Waku waku shiver shiver)

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(Sfx- Pitaaa glaaare)

Midoritani: Uh?

Kimura: I LOVE YOOOOU!!!!

(Sfx- Dodododododo tmptmptmptmp)

Midoritani: EEEEEEHHHHH?!

Jiro: And there you have it!

Akagi: Hm, It does seem rather useful.

Now....

Let's do this!!

Everyone, are you ready---!?

Everyone: Yeah!!!

{And so the fan club began their counter attack!!}

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{Using their full strength, they set their sights on future fans.}

{Unfortunately, at first, things were slow as they couldn't use Jiro's invention until they had people's trust.}
{For reasons unknown, Jiro ended up gathering several animals,}

{Aki isn't very good at smooth talking,}

{Yuki's actually very shy.}

{And no one had figured out how to keep Kimura away from Midoritani.}

(Midoritani's bubble- HEEEELLLPPP MEEEEEEEE)

{However, somehow they soon had numbers that rivaled the Minori Battalion!}

(Sfx- Zaaaan)

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???: Gah....

This is ludicrous! How did they get that many members in a day....!?

Fine! We get it, you guys can have this room back.

I don't know how you managed to do it, but rules are rules....

Aki: All right! We did it!

Guys: Yeah!!

(Sfx- Baan pat)

???: But don't get too cozy.

We'll be back for this room soon....

(Sfx- Suuu whifff)

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(Sfx- Mooo mooo mooo moo mooo)

???: Cows?!?

Gaaah!! Don't come this way!!!

(Sfx- Dodododododo Rmmmmmmmmmmble)

Jiro: Heheheh, And don't you ever show yourselves before me again!!

Yuki: Yaaay! So you can do evil things Jiro-kun!

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Yuki: Aaaah!

(Handwritten- Victory Pose men!)

Aki: Ahh it feels good to slack off again!!

Aoki: It's all thanks to you Akuno! You saved us!!

Jiro: Don't worry about it! It felt good to put that trash into their place!!

(Sfx- Wai wai)

(Handwritten- Yahooo!)

Kyouko: Though, you were pretty fired up for a while there.

Do you really like this room that much?

Jiro: Hm?

Ah, Well....I guess so...

Yuki: What are you talking about?

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Yuki: Why would he get upset about the room, when it's totally YOU he likes?

Isn't that right Jiro-kun?!

Kyouko: Wha?

Wha...

Huh?

Yuki: Don't be shy Jiro-kun!

Jiro: Ah, that's well....

O—Of course not! I wouldn't...

Aki: No, she's right!

When your friends are being made fun of, you've got to help out!!

Akagi: Damn straight!

Aoki: All for our goddess Watari-san!!!

(Sfx- Katsu grrrrip)

Kyouko: Ah! Okay! Thanks everyone!

Akagi: It's no big deal! Don't worry about it!

{Oddly enough Jiro could only think to himself 'how fortunate this is.'}

(Side text- You're so Cute Jiro-~!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 29.