Hajimete No Aku 25

Half a year of Aku now....I sure hope that you'll be here for half a year more. ^^

(Top Black box- The civilians who are weak to flat chests comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

(Side text- Is it better to be loved by a crowd or by one person?)

(Side text- Volume one has some great sales! Be sure to pick yours up at stores everywhere!!)

Chapter 25: Yamashita Minori.

FUJIKI SHUN.

Minori: Good afternoon!!



Um, is Akuno-kun in?



(Sx- Baaaaa)



(Side text- The school girl that works without rest?! The flower of people’s hearts?!)



Jiro: Hm?



(Sfx- Momu momu *chew chew*)



Minori: So it’s you! You’re so cool! And you’re wearing a cape just like they said you would!



Jiro: And who might you fools be?



Midoritani: Y---Yamashita Minori-san?!



Jiro: Mino?



Midoritani: You remember! Her fanclub was the one that tried to take over our room!



Although they’re our upperclassmen, they also double as her idol club!



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Jiro: Oh! You people have returned huh…



So you didn’t learn your lesson well enough last time did you?!



Have at them Midoritani!!



(Sfx- Bishiii *fwish!*)



Midoritani: Huuuh?! Me?!



Minori: No no! That’s not what I’m here for!



I saw the newspaper article about you!



You’re a mad scientist for an evil organization? That’s like, super cool!



Jiro: Hm?



Minori: Please pardon my fanclub for being mean to you okay?



They just got a little hot under the collar.



(TN- With sweater cows like that, I can see why. Rawwr.)



(Sfx- Yusa *wiff*)



Jiro: Eh, I guess I can forgive them this once.



Yuki: I see her boobs!



Kyouko: I guess those are her boobs.



004



Jiro: And? How may I help you?

(Sfx- Wai wai)

Minori: Oh right! There’s a favor I wanted to ask of you.



To be frank, I’m due for a photo shoot. I’m pretty photogenic and stuff,



But I think that I could spice them up you know?



I heard in the article that you have devices that can do the trick….can I use one?



Jiro: Hmm.



Kyouko: You’d better not rely on this idiot.



All of his inventions end in sexual harassment.



Jiro: Who are you calling an idiot?



Minori: Ooh.



Aren’t you that girl that’s always hanging around with Akuno-kun?



Watari-san right? Are you like, his girlfriend?



005



Kyouko: Of COURSE not!! What kind of nonsense is that?!



Minori: Oh! So you two aren’t involved with each other at all?



So can you do me that widdle favor? Mr. Scientific genius-sama?



Jiro: Genius?!



Hahahah! You went and said it now!! I’m interested in helping you!!



Just leave it to me! I’ll complete this with everything I’ve got!



Minori: ‘Kay, I’ll be back tomorrow morning!!



(Sfx Dodododo *Tmptmpmtpm*)



Aki: They’re sure a busy bunch.



Kyouko: Geez…



{And then, Three days later----}



(Text- Yamashita Minori- Perfect photo album.)



(Text- Yamashita Minori-san. (16).)



(Box- Evil cooperation.)



(Text- The pics from this shoot are all coursety of Akuno Jiro. (15) These pics bring in a feeling of Summer.)



(Bottom text- But she heats things up, so you’d better find a cooler-)



Midoritani: Hey look! Jiro-kun’s in the news paper again!



Aki: So he’s the one who helped with the photos-.



(Handwritten- Cosplay!!)



Minori: Thanks a lot Jiro-kun! You really came through!



Jiro: Mere childs play!



Kyouko: So he IS useful for something-.



Jiro: What is that supposed to mean Kyouko?



Minori: Since things went over so well this time,



I wonder if I can ask for your help again-!



Kyouko: Hm?



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Minori: Pwetty Puweeze~ Future master-?



(Sfx- Don *bump*)



Jiro: Hahahah! So be it!!



(TN- Return of the pimp! But he’s being pimped this time…)



Jiro: No matter what you ask for, I shall grant it!!



(Sfx- Kuru kuru *swivel swivel*)



(Sfx- Pata pata *pat pat*)



Yuki: He’s so simple-.



Minori: ‘Kay then, let’s meet after school!



Jiro: As you wish!



008



(Sfx- Bitsu *splishh*)



(Sfx- Shupapapapapa *splishsplishsplishsplish.)



(Sfx- Bitsu bitsu *plish plish*)



(Sfx- Kan *tunk*)



(Sfx- Pochaaa *sploosh*)



Kyouko: Awesome!



Almost the whole length of the river---



But what am I doing…..



Here alone…



009



Jiro: But I’ll say! That Yamashita Minori…



She’s pretty decent!



(Sfx- Paaa)



Jiro: There’s no one who understands my genius better than her!



Dad: Oh-!



(Sfx- Hyoi *fling*)



Eiko: So that girl from your school is going to be on TV? Sounds fun.



(Sfx- Moku moku *chew chew*)



Jiro: Maybe we should ask her to join the organization?



That would be---



(Sfx- Hah)



(Sfx- Gafu gafu *chew chew*)



(Sfx- Baaan *bang*)



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Kyouko: Ah…



Sorry, I saw a fly.

(Handwritten- Oh! Just a fly!)



(Handwritten- Ah, well it is that time of year isn’t it?)



(Sfx- Kiraaan *twiiiinkle*)



Kyouko: What am I getting stressed out over?



But no matter how I look at it…



She’s really something, that Minori…..



(Sfx- Goro *spin*)



011



(Sfx- Nya nya *giggle giggle*)



Eiko: Aww, are you Jealous?



Kyouko: GAHHHH!!! ONEECHAN?!



Eiko: Fufufu, Did you think you could fool my eyes?



(Sfx- Mukuri *squish*)



(Sfx- Bikura *fwop*)



Eiko: Watching a man go after another woman….



That too is a form of Jealousy!



Kyouko: Ahh?!



Eiko: But everyone’s talking about her!



And he’s become completely infatuated!



You’re thinking it aren’t you? ‘If only he was my boyfriend….’!!



Kyouko: NGAHHH?!



Eiko: There’s nothing sweeter than the heart of a maiden!



(Sfx- Gyahhhh gyahhh)



Kyouko: Are you out of your mind?! What are you talking about?!



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(A few days later at lunch time.)



Jiro: Hm? Where is Kyouko?



Aki: Oh, You’re here today Akuno?



Midoritani: Did you need something?



Kyouko: Grr, Oneechan…where did you get such a stupid idea?



Why is it that I have to be paired up with Jiro?! I don’t see what’s so great about him!



Stupid Stupid Oneechan!!



But wait a second, do I really….That is Jiro and I…?



Nah…couldn’t be.



???: Just as planned Minori-sama!!



(Sfx- Biku *snap*)



Kyouko: Hm?



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Guy: Soon that Akuno jerk will fall head over heals for you!!



And then we the Minori- squad will lead him to his destruction!!



Minori: Hehehe, The plan is going smoothly!



(Sfx- Wai wai)



Minori: I can’t believe that Watari or whatever!!



Why in the world is such a plain flagpole so much more popular than me?



I won’t let anyone hog my spotlight! Or my school!!



There’s only one number one in this classroom, and it’s me!!



(Sfx- Kuwaaa)



Minori: Once I’ve got Akuno on my side, there will be nothing standing between me and my rightfully deserved rank!!



We will charge forth!! Let me hear your battle cries!!



(Sfx- Oooooooooo* Oraaaaarrrgh!!*)



Guy: Hail Minorin!



Hail Minorin!



Hail Minorin!



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Kyouko: Is there a single normal person left in this school anymore?



{But I’ve finally found the source of this issue!!}



{If I can stop her plans, I have a feeling things might return to normal!}



Kyouko: But it has nothing to do with Jealousy! Good thing I didn’t break down…



That was close!!

(Sfx- Gacha *clack*)



Jiro: Oi, Yamashita…are you here?



{Jiro-?!}



Jiro: What’s this? Having a meeting?



Minori: No no! I was just giving the fanclub a pep talk!



Don’t worry about it at all!!


(Sfx- Para para *wave wave*)



Kyouko: Whoops! Too bad! He’s bound to find out that you’re using him!



Now If I come out and….





(Sfx- Hah)



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Kyouko: If I come out now, Won’t I look like I’m being petty and Jealous?!



You’ve GOT to be kidding!!



Jiro: Do you know where Kyouko is? I’ve been looking for her.



Minori: Huh? No---I have no idea!



(A—Anyway I don’t care at all if Jiro joins that club or whatever! It’s his choice!}



{I totally don’t care!!}



{I d—don’t care…}



Kyouko: Gahh!!



(Sfx- Baa)



???: Hold it right there!!



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Kyouko: Wandering Messenger, Handkerchief Mask has made her appearance!!

(Handwritten- Wrapped the blanket over her bento around her head.)



{With this….}



{There’s no way I can be discovered!!}



{W---Watari Kyouko?!}



Jiro: Gah!! What matter of man are you?!



(Sfx- Eeeeh?)



Mask: You’re being fooled Jiro-kun!!



That woman wants nothing more than to have you at her beck and call!!



(Sfx- Hiku *poit*)



017



Jiro: Hm?



Minori: What are you talking about?



Jiro: But everyone knows that by now right?



Girls: Eh?



Jiro: One with an evil personality like myself would noticed immediately.



That’s the reason why I wanted to invite this girl to the organization!



But if she’s this easy to figure out, maybe it’s too early for her!!



Minori: Guh..!



Kyouko: Geez! If you knew already why didn’t you tell me that from the start….?



Jiro: There's only one civilian with talents I'm interested in...



And thus that is the only person I have eyes for.



018



Jiro: Once again I’ve fallen victim to your charms Kyouko.



Kyouko: Ugh…



(Sfx- Kaaaa *ssssssh*)



Kyouko: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THINGS THAT LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDINGS!!



(Sfx- Bakuuu *booomph*)



Jiro: Oraaaagh?!



{And so Yamashita Minori was defeated.)



Kyouko: I thought you didn’t know who I was?!?



Jiro: What are you doing?!



Of course I knew! I can still read the text for your na—Ngh!!

{Soon rumors about a mysterious masked individual surfaced.}



Minori: You’ll pay for this!!



(Sfx- Bogo Bogo *smack smack*)



{And for a while, Kyouko became a little closer to Jiro.}



Kyouko: No I didn’t!! I refuse to acknowledge him!!



(Side text- She’s a maiden!!)



TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 33, OUT JULY 15th (WEDNESDAY.))