Gintama 162

Ok after FINALLY mastering 2ch i managed to find the WHOLE script for the most recent Gintama chapter. So allthough the chapter isn't out i have the translated script (Done all by me this time XD) right here in my hands! And guess what i'm feeling generous ^^. If i can find the script every week then i might make this a habit so that us Gintama fans have something to talk about like Bleach, One piece and Naruto fans....but don't quote me on that. Anyway Gintama 162 done before the chapter came out! I bet you thought you'd never see THIS happen!!

煽り：眠れる獅子目を覚ます沖田、猛る！！
Side Text: The sleeping eyes of a lion awaken in Okita!!

第百六十二訓　長所と短所は紙一重
Lesson 162: The line between good points and bad points are paper thin.

近藤「総悟」
Kondou: Sogou...

伊東「沖田君　やはり君は土方派　僕に近づきその動向を探るためのスパイ」 
「土方を裏切ったのも　僕をあざむくための芝居だったか」
Itou: Okita-kun, could it be that you were actually a spy sent from Hijikata
to find out information on me? You planned to decive me all for his (Hijkata'
s) sake?

沖田「芝居じゃねーよ　言ったはずだ」
Okita: I said already i was sleeping during that play

「俺の眼中にあるのは副長の座だけだ　邪魔な奴は誰だろうと叩き潰す」
I was only aiming for the vice captain's seat all this time. All you did
was to get rid of that annoying guy for me.

「土方は消えた　次は　テメーの番だよ　伊東先生」
Now that Hijikata is gone, you can disappear too Itou-Sensei

「俺ァてめーの下にも土方（ヤツ）の下にもつくのは御免だ　俺の大将はただ一
人」
I never considered myself underneath that guy. The only person i'm under
is my commander.

「そこをどけ　近藤（そこ）の隣は副長（オレ）の席だァ」
So move from Kondou (There) because seat beside him is (mine).

伊東「ククク　とんだ性悪だ　土方を消すため僕を利用し用済みとあらば　僕を
も消すか ククク　いいじゃないか　僕も　君と同じ意見だ」
Itou: Kukuku, How interesting, so you say all this time you were only using
me to get rid of him? and now you want me to disappear? Kukuku.....Interesting.
...You and i seem to be similar...

沖田の後ろに剣を構える隊士が近づいた瞬間、沖田が何かのボタンを押す
爆発する電車
Okita presses a button that causes the train to explode, and one of the
grunts comes from behind him with a sword.

隊士「うわァァァァ」
Solider: Uwahhhhhh!!

伊東「チッ　爆弾を」
Itou: Che....a Bomb...


伊東の後ろから飛び掛る沖田
Okita Jumps at Itou from the back.

場面変わって銀さんたちのパトカー
Scene changes to Gin-san and the others

新八「どどうしよう！！　近藤さんが！！このままでは近藤さんが　暗殺される！！」

Shinpachi: What-what should we do?!? Kondou san..... At this rate he will
be assassinated!!

「土方さん！！しっかりしてください土方さん！！」
Hijikata-san!! Please get a hold of yourself!!

土方「僕はしらない　僕はしらない」（汗かきながらそっぽむいてる）
Hijikata: I don't know....i don't know.... (Is sweating a lot.)

新八「このままじゃあなたの大切な人が大切なものが全部なくなっちゃうかもし
れないんですよ！！」 \
Shinpachi: If you keep this up you will lose your important people and things!
All of them will be lost to you!!

神楽「銀ちゃん　どうするアル？」
Kagura: Gin-chan....what do we do ne?

銀時「」
Gintoki: .....

真選組を護ってくれと言ったときの土方を思い出す銀時
Gintoki remembers Hijikata's plea to protect the Shinsengumi

銀時「　神楽　無線を全車両から本部までつなげろ」
Gintoki: Kagura, try using the wireless communicator...it should connect
all of the units to headquarters.

神楽「あいあいさ」
Kagura: Aye aye ne!

無線で話し始める銀時
Gintoki begins to speak into the wireless communicator.

銀時「あ～あ　もしも～し　きこえますか～こちら税金泥棒」
Gintoki: Eh-hem! Hel~lo Can you hear me? This is a tax thief!

「伊東派だかマヨネーズ派だかしらねーが　全ての税金泥棒に告ぐ　今すぐ今の
持ち場を離れ
近藤の乗った列車を追え　もたもたしてたらてめーらの大将の首とられちゃうよ
～」
Itou we have the Mayonnaise guy, we need to know the location of the train
that you have Kondou on so that we can try to catch up to you!

「こいつは命令だ　背いた奴には士道不覚悟で切腹してもらいまーす」
This guy's fate is to commit suicide for his deed

隊士「イタズラかァ！？　てめェ誰だ！！」
Solider: A prank? Who the hell are you?!

銀時「てめっ　誰に口きいてんだ　誰だと？」
Gintoki: You bastards! How could you NOT know who this is?

「真選組副長　土方十四郎だコノヤロー！！」
This is the Shinsengumi's vice captain Hijikata Toshiro! Dumbass!!

ガシャン！！と無線を切る銀時
Gashan! Gintoki cuts the Wireless.

新八「銀さん」
Shinpachi: Gin-san...

銀時「ふぬけたツラは見飽きたぜ」
Gintoki: I'm getting tired of seeing him like this.

「丁度いい　真選組が消えるなら　てめーも一緒に消えればいい　墓場までは送っ
てやらァ」
It would be fine by me if the Shinsengumi and yer ass would find a cemetery
and just disappear.

土方「冗談じゃない　僕は行かな」
Hijikata: I'm not joking! I'm really gonna go!


ガッっと土方の襟を掴む銀時
Gintoki grabs Hijikata's collar

銀時「てめーに言ってねーんだよ　オイきいてるかコラ　あん？　勝手にケツま
くって人様に 厄介事押しつけてんじゃねーぞ　コラ」」
Gintoki: Didn't you say you were the most effective in this? Huuuuuh? Without
permission things are getting more dangerous around here dammit!


銀時は車のハンドルを放して完全に土方の方を向く
あわわと言って神楽が車の運転を変わる
Gintoki lets go of the steering wheel and puts his full attention on Hijikata.
Kagura takes over driving from this point.

銀時「てめーが人にもの頼むタマか　てめーが真選組他人に押しつけてくたばる
タマか」
Gintoki: You think that you can just toss over the Shinsengumi to some other
person cause you can't do it?
「くたばるなら大事なもんの傍らで剣振り回してくたばりやがれ！！　それが土
方十四郎（てめー）だろーが！！」
The guy that would take out his sword and protect what was important to
him, with a burning spirit is Hijikata Toshiro (You)!

銀時「」
Gintoki: .....

土方の反応を見る銀さん
Gintoki sees Hijikata's reaction

土方「ってーな　　　痛ェって
Hijikata: oow......I said....
言ってんだろーがァァァ！！」
THAT HURRRRRRRRRTS!!!

土方の様子が変わったことに気付く新八
Hijikata's appearance starts to change. Shinpachi takes note

新八「まさか！！　まさか」
Shinpachi: What the....it can't be!!

また場面変わって電車
The scene goes back to the train.

隊士「伊東先生！爆破箇所から炎が出てこれ以上は危険で」
Solider: Itou-sensei! Because of the bomb, Flames are coming out!! Its getting
dangerous!

伊東「電車を止めるな！！」
Itou: Don't stop the train!!!

伊東「止めれば近藤に逃げられる　この電車にはあの二人以外我々の
仲間しかいない　電車が走り続ける限り　奴等は袋のネズミだ！」
Itou: If we were to stop this train Kondou could very well get away from
us! This is our only chance to get him! We have all our colleges and only
one samurai on this train! That guy is a trapped mouse!

車両を渡り逃げる近藤と沖田
Kondou and Okita cross cars to escape.

近藤「すまねェ総悟　こんな事になったのは全て俺一人のせいだ　なんて
わびればいい　俺ァお前らに　トシになんてわびればいいんだ」
Kondou: I'm sorry Sogou, In this case i was totally fooled by that guy....i
have to apologize to both you and Toshi.

車両のドアを閉め外に出る沖田
Okita closes the door in the car and leaves.

近藤「！！　総悟！？　何をやっている　開けろ！！」
Kondou: !! Sogou?! What are you doing? Open up!!

沖田「近藤さん　大将の首とられたら戦は負けだ　ここは引き下がっておくんな
せェ」
Okita: Kondou-san, its not looking too good in this fight right now...you
should withdraw.

近藤「ふざけるな　開けろ！！」（ドアをドンドンと叩く）
Kondou: Don't kid around! Open up!! (Pounding on door.)

しかし沖田は言う事を聞かずに車両を放す
However Okita releases the car without hearing the whole thing.

沖田「近藤さん　だから何度も言ったでしょ　アンタの悪いところは人が良すぎ
る
ところだって　誰でも信じて疑おうとしねェ　挙句あの伊東まで懐に抱えこんじ
まうたァ まァいつかはこうなると思ってやしたがねェ」
Okita: Kondou-san, you believe over and over again that people have good
points, even really evil people. You've said this over and over. However
this Itou doesn't have any good points. But i don't think this is your fault.


「だがそんなアンタだからこそ　俺達ゃ集まったんだ　そんなアンタだからこそ
　一緒に 戦ってきたんだ（伊東たちのいる車両に飛び移る沖田）
But it's because you thought that, that all of us were able to gather in
the first place and fight together. (Okita heads back over to Itou and his
gang's car.)

そんなアンタだからこそ　命張って護る甲斐があるのさァ」
And thats why i really want to protect you.

近藤「総悟ォォォ　待てェェェ！！　おめーに死なれたら俺ァ俺ァ」
Kondou: Sogouuuuuuuuu! waiiiiiiiiiiiiit! You're really going to die!! I.....I.
.....!!

離れていく電車
Train leaves.

近藤「総悟ォォォォ！！」
Kondou: Sogouuuuuuuuuuu!!!

伊東たちと対峙する沖田
Okita faces Itou.

伊東「沖田君　君はもっと利口な男だと思っていたが　我々全員を一人で片づけ
るつもりか」
Itou: Okita-kun, you really believe that by yourself that you can defeat
all of us? I would have thought you were a little smarter than that.
「近藤を逃がし　一人敵陣に残り討ち死にする事で悲壮美にでもひたろうという
のかね」 Do you think that even if you let Kondou go that he will be un
soaked from the beauty of battle? (Not sure of this line...)
「だが残念だったな　近藤は僕の計画通り　死ぬ」
Regrettably any way you slice it...my plan has Kondou dying at the end.

「この戦場にいるのは　僕達だけではない」
This battle field isn't for us alone.

近藤のいる車両を追いかける万斉と手下たち
Bansai and some of the henchmen head for Kondou's car.

沖田「鬼兵隊か」
Okita: Kiheitai huh?

「ワリーね伊東さん　実は俺も一人じゃねェ　そろそろ」
My bad Itou-san....truth is...i'm not alone either...just wait a bit.

ドオウッっと鬼兵隊に爆撃
Bombs explode on the Kiheitai solders.

鬼兵隊の下っ端「なっ」
Kiheitai underling: Hu....

沖田「おーきたきた」
Okita: Okita's Cooooming

伊東？「ああれは」（砂煙の中浮かび上がる車と人影）
Itou(?): That...thats... (The sound of sand spraying is heard...and a
shadow is seen.

伊東「バカなあれは」
Itou: That's impossible!!

銀時（か神楽？）「御用改めであるぅぅぅ！！」
Gintoki: (or Kagura?): Orderssssssssssssss!!!

銀時「てめーらァァァ　神妙にお縄につきやがれ！！」
Gintoki: You bastards!!!! Get out of the way!!

伊東「ひっ　土方ァァァァァ！！」
Itou: Hi.....Hijikata!!!!!!!!

「なっ何故奴がこんな所に」
What the hell is he doing here?!

車の上に乗ってる土方に木の枝があたる
Tree branch hits Hijikata who is on top of the car.

土方「いってェェェェェ！！　いってェェェェ！！」
Hijikata: OWWWWWWWWWW!! OWWWWIEEE!!!
銀時「てめェェェェ！少しの間位カッコつけてられねーのか！！」
Gintoki: Bastard!!!!!!!! Can't you try to be cooler for a bit longer?!?!

「仲間の士気を高めるためには副長健在の姿を見せつけねーとダメだっつーんだ
よ！！」 If you show up in good spirits, your men will be filled with good
spirits too!! They want to see their leader!

土方「無理！！僕には無理だよっ！！恐い！！」
Hijikata: No! It's impossible!! I'm scared!!

銀時「ふざけんなァ！！人を殴る時だけ復活してスグ元に戻りやがってェェ！！」

Gintoki: Don't mess with me!! This is the only way to get you to return
to yourself!!!

車上でドタバタしだす一行
A line begins to clutter around the car.

沖田「チッ　目ざわりなのがゾロゾロと　だが奴等潰すには　軍隊一個あっても
足らねーぜ」
Okita: Che.... That eyesore is back. However even if its just him, that
should be more than enough.

煽り：反撃開始！！運命の攻防！！
Side Text: The offense and defense!! And now the fated counterattack!!


銀魂162終
Gintama 162 END