Gintama 107

And heres another half done chapter that i just managed to finish ^^ i started it while in school so there was no japanese WP, and because of that it has no transliteration sorry! But it was a cool chapter! And the source of my avatar! Enjoy!



ST (Gin-san VS a Cold!)
ST (Everyone be careful!)

Kagura: My mami used to always say, Only idiots catch a cold. Why is that?

Hey....why?

Gintoki: Shut up, and don't you come over here.

Kagura: That's a nice mask....i want one too... Where would i get it?

Gintoki: Why are you bothering me?

Hey, what are you doing? That's not for sweat you know.

Shinpachi: Gin-san i came with tea.

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Gintoki: Sorry but, i'm really not in the mood for that.

Shinpachi: If you don't eat you won't get better...Eating is the best
way of getting rid of a cold....

HEEEEEEEY! WHY ARE YOU EATING IT?!

Kagura: Shinpachi i'm not feeling good either, Why can't have a mask? Or
broth made for me?

Shinpachi: Cause you're lying.

Kagura: What? Gin-chan is always being sly and yet he gets to have broth
and everything...Its like a party! If he gets all of this i want to be sick
too.

Gintoki(?): Don't be stupid. You don't want a cold, in fact it seems like
your head already has a cold.

Kagura: Your having a cold and a different state of health are related to
that perm of yours. If its a fight against influenza i won't lose, don't
look down on me.

Gintoki: You're an idiot. A big idiot.

Damn, there's still today's work to do.

Shinpachi: Wait! Thats impossible! You're running a fever of over 40 degrees!


Gintoki: But who will get the work done then?

Its not like while i have this cold i can rely on you idiots.

Kagura: Hey.

Wait. Who did you call an idiot?

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Lady: I'm sorry, I'm being a bother....But i requested your services a few
days ago...

Excuse me?

Voice: Hey hey, People knock on the door before they come in.

Even you must do this our honored guest.

Lesson 107
Flower Stores and Cake stores are the weaknesses of men and girls

ST(A little Gin-san!)

Kagura: What can i do for you folks? Yoruzuya "Gura-chan" here.

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Lady: ....Um....i told you a few days ago..

I wanted you to investigate someone being unfaithful.....I'm Kawasaki.

Kagura: Oh yeah yeah, i'll hear you out granny. Go get some tea.

Shinpachi: Kagura-chan, This guest already gave out the job before. With
that type of attitude she'll take her business elsewhere.

Kagura: Shut up, Isn't there anything you can do?

Shinpachi: Gin-san has already corresponded with the guest....

Kagura: Ok ok, Pattan , i hear you i hear you.

Shinpachi: Who are you calling Pattan? I'd like it if you'd quit saying
that.

Shinpachi: So....You'd like us to look into this case of unfaithfulness?...I
suppose that this would be your husband we're looking into?

Kawasaki: Thats right. Theres no mistaking that he's been doing something.
He disappears and returns every night really late. He's been dragging in
the smell of strange women's perfume as well.

Kagura: Miss, do you have any proof of his unfaithfulness? It sounds like
you're jumping to conclusions.

Perhaps you're neurotic and that's whats causing you to think your husband
its out. You've become the heroine in your own head miss.

I'm not gonna get involved in that.

Shinpachi: Wait wait...

Kagura: Pattan, I'm not interested in that type of thing, i AM interested
in eating par fe however.

Shinpachi: What are you saying?! Wait a minute! While Gin-san might say
something like that why are you saying it now?!

Kawasaki: Waaaaaaaait! Yesterday when i called you on the phone i didn't
think i'd be dealing with an understudy!

Kagura: It can't be helped.

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Kagura: Should you really be badmouthing the father in front of his kids?

Would they be able to lock that part of him away?

That is their most important Father!

Kawasaki: Tha...That's...

Shinpachi: GIN-SAN!!!! A little Gin-SAN!!! The nearly five page lecture
mode!!

Kawasaki: I didn't want to bring the kids to a place like this!

However these rumors about that man have been rather distressing...i

i just want to find out the truth to them!

I've been bearing it for so long, but if so...i'll go...

Kawasaki: I'm already prepared to leave him!

I can't stay with that man if he is isn't going to be faithful! I will divorce
him if after this investigation i find out the truth!

I want proof of what he's doing! Proof that he is being faithful or that
he isn't!

Kagura: Sorry but i'm not really that interested.

We don't want to be blamed for snatching away their father after we find
proof.

Well Pattan lets get going.

Shinpachi: Huh? Where to?

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Kagura: To search for the proof to change this back into love.

Shinpachi: GURASAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Kawasaki: T....Thank you very much!!

?: Take very good care of us!

Shinpachi: Gurasan! Wait a minute!

Should we really leave Gin-san alone like we did?

Kagura: Hey hey don't start taking like that or your tongue will get infected.


Shinpachi: GURASAAAAAAAAN!!

Kagura: Shall we start our work at that family restaurant?

We could separate the work into parts.

Shinpachi: GURASANNNNNN!

Kagura: That's right, Jump comes out today. I wonder where i should pick
up a copy?

Shinpachi: Gurasannnnnnnn!

Kagura: And should we go hang out with Madao?
Shinpachi: Gurasannnnnnnn!

Shinpachi: Ah....Gurasan Do you think that the husband is in that Cafe?
We have a responsibility to go look...

Maybe we should start off with the place he works. We could go observe it
and see if he does anything unfaithful. If not there then we have other
places we can search.

Kagura: Truly a human's weakness is their lack of looking into the future.


Shinpachi: Gurasa-n!! Why are you inheriting Gin-san's character so throughougly?!
Thats enough Gurasan!!!

Kagura: I have to put in my fighting spirit Pattan. If Gin-chan should some
day disapear i'll have to be able to take his place.

Don't interfere,

Shinpachi: GURASAAAAAAN!

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Shinpachi: G---Gurasan While it is nice you're taking over Gin-san's role

You can't just park anywhere you want...

Kagura: Don't say his name! I don't want to live in that guy's shadow i
want to be free to live as i want.

Shinpachi: Gurasa---n!!! Who is that? Who are you now?!

??: Manager!! Theres been an accident!

Hey!! What are you two doing?!?

??: Hey! do you want me to call the police?

Wait a second! You two aren't old enough to come to a place like this!!

Shinpachi: Ka----Kagura-chan....its...

That's the husband!

This is bad....if he sees us here we'll defiantly be discovered!

Husband: How are you going to take responsibility for this?

Shinpachi: Sorry...

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Husband: Anyway tell me your telephone number! I want to be able to talk
to your parents.

Kagura: I forgot something so trivial a long time ago.

Husband: You forgot your telephone number?! Well it can't be helped...what
is your address?

Kagura: My address is everywhere underneath this wide sky. Anywhere that
my heart takes me.

Husband: This kid is lying!!!

Sacchan: Wait manager, I know these two.

Gin-san? Gin-san right?

Shinpachi: Sacchan!!

Kagura: Yo bitch, you haven't changed a bit. You still have a big chest,
let me feel it.

Sacchan: Thats Gin-san, but you have changed a bit haven't you..i like it.

Shinpachi: Sacchan-san...Please it would be best if you put on your glasses..
.

Sacchan: Why do you seem so small?

Kagura: The accident before did this to me. Let me get more of those boobs
of yours.

Sacchan: Don't worry Gin-san! My motherly milk will help bring you up to
be the fine strapping Gin-san you once were!

Husband: HEEEEEEEY Wait Sarutobi-san! What kind of things are you going
to do in the presence of the public?!

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Kagura: What the hell do you think you're doing in the front of the street
you bastard!!!

Shinpachi: Gurasannnnnnnnnnnn! What the hell are you doing?!/

Kagura: Pattan...This foolish bastard With her second notion of love was
giving me trouble.

Shinpachi: But you just knocked out Sacchan-san and the husband!! They weren'
t our enemies!!

Kagura: That's right.

I found that your husband is enjoying the milk of the bitch and calling
it work.

After he was found out i wouldn't let him get away from my milk.

Husband: Hey you there quit making up things! at least explain why i was
brought to a place like this!!

Kagura: Don't try to slip out of it.

Jealous of your three kids you went on the streets to carre out your jealous
desires.

that is your true motive.

Shinpachi: Gurasan, how many times do i have to say it...you can't just
decide things this way...

This can't be the way that lovers would think of each other, this may cause
violence.

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Kawasaki: You perverted bastaaaaaaaaard! Where the hell have you been? A
is it? B is it? Z is it?!?

Shinpachi: MA'AM!!!!! NOT YOU TOO!!!

Sacchan: Honestly i had no idea that you were like this Gin-san. I feel
like I've been a bother. EVen if you are the opposite sex i wish i had noticed
this earlier.

Shinpachi: WHY DON'T YOU NOTICE ALREADY?!!?!

Kagura: Its pretty good don't you think? Gin-chan didn't want me to say
this but i think he's always wanted to have a daughter with you Sacchan.
He wants to become a daddy.

Sacchan: Didn't want to say? What are you planning?

Kagura: Its your habitual appearances that finally seem to have wore him
down.

He's actually really looking forward to something elegant. For his most
important body part.

Kawasaki: You're truely the worst! Did you forget about our three kids?!
Huh Z?! You're the worst!!!!!!!!!!

Shinpachi: MA'AM!!!!!!!!!! You're looking into the wrong meaning of the
worst! Listen to the things that people are telling you!!

Sacchan: What kind of person is your mom...

Kagura?: YOU TOO?!?

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Husband: Calm down! You're suspicious?

Theres no proof i did anything with Sarutobi san!

Kawasaki: WHAT THE HELL!?!?

??:Who else was it other than Sarutobi-san? Who else huh? Sarutobi San?!

Sacchan: I've always had the feeling that the manager was a bit of a person
who liked to flip flop.

Husband: HOLD ONNNNNNN!!! Sarutobi San! Quit saying unnecessary things!!!

Kawasaki: You flip flopping Z! Unless Z!!

Shinpachi: What the hell is Z anyway?!?

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Shinpachi: Gurasan Its certainly a surprising turn of events that we noticed.
.

Kagura: Of course, everything can be blamed on a man's plans of being unfaithful.
You understand that Pattan?

Shinpachi: No...i really don't think that's right.

Kagura: After that, that woman wants us to make sure that that it leads
to his self destruction.

Shinpachi: Sacchan-san said that they had the same sickness, so today they
went to the parent's flower shop.

Kagura: The weakness of men is flower shops and cake shops. Its stupid isn't
it?
A future dream

Shinpachi: But is that really ok? The wife will really leave her husband
at this rate....
Besides that Kagura-chan, its been said already that the children will suffer
the most out of this, i feel sorry for them.

What would Gin-san do?

Ah, there's the flower shop.

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Gintoki: And...why are you in this situation?

Husband: No idea.

?: Well i guess i get it. You've been running to other women to get a good
feeling, instead of being with your wife.

?: That's what it seems to be anyway.

?: Instead, you receive the full wrath of a woman scorned. After she finds
out the total proof of your infidelity.

Gintoki: A flower shop would be good...

Husband: After that a Cake shop would be good. Wait...don't say those types
of things....

Sacchan: Well Waki-san, this place is where you come to every day、but for
what purpose?

Husband: Thats...

Sacchan: Its the flower petals from the flower shop That's why you bastard.

Gintoki: You two, knock it off already.

Husband: It was a secret i was keeping from Kami-san...

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Hattori: Hey hey, what's with this?

Kaori: Wait and listen Zenzou.

Some dirty bike came and ran into my clean shop!

Hattori: Seriously? This store is a mess!

Kaori: No one is going to come to a shop that looks like this...

I had a customer earlier, no the manager came here to celebrate being married
for ten years this year.

He wanted to have a picture of his wife in flowers to express how much he
cares about his wife.

So we set out to have the picture done, and i did my best too for the manager.
..

But now its been ruined because of that bike accident.

Hattori: It has been ruined hasn't it? No one is gonna take it now.

Kaori: You're so mean, but now this can't be sent to the wife, its probably
over for him now...

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Husband: And that's how it goes....ah...that's it, definitely never say
a thing, never.

What the hell?! You just spit in in your own house!

Gintoki: You and Kami-san were doing something completely pure it seems.

Husband: Were you looking forward to some kind of evil rumor or something
like that at the time?

Well anyway all we can do is wait for those guys to return with the picture,
and i'm sure things will be cleared up.

The rumors of distrust only stared because i've been gone and hiding a lot
lately.

Then i was ambushed by you guys.

Hey! They're back!

I've been waiting!

Huh?

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Kagura: Miss

Shinpachi: Its a gift from your husband.....

('The hell?! Its face is so simple looking!!!)

Kawasaki: A gift? But what is it?

Shinpachi: Your husband wasn't doing anything wrong, they were just rumors.
The reason why he was being so secretive is because he wanted to give you
this.

Kawasaki: Me?

(To Machiko)

(SHE'S "MICHIKO!" THE NAME IS TOTALLY WRONG!!)

Kawasaki: WHO THE HELL IS MACHIKO?!

DON'T FREAKING SCREW WITH ME!!

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Husband: Michko!!!! WAIT!

YOU GUYS!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

Person: Hey hey...whats this?

Who's this that has there name down here?

The flower petals are spelling out words!

Its like someone dropped them and they mixed together...

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Kawasaki: Trash.

Kagura: Machiko, was actually Michiko, what the heck actually happened?

Shinpachi: What? which was it again?

Gintoki: You guys are morons, as usual. Its Machiko, Machiko.

Side Text: Morons of course catch colds!

Gintama 107 END

Text below: Because the Author needs to gather data, there will be a break
next week.