Hajimete No Aku 29

Aku rebound!! I was gonna do something else, but it was here, I was here, and there you have it. ^^ I'm actually trying to translate at least one thing a day for a little while...so lets see how long I can keep the chain going!

FUJIKI SHUN

Chapter 29: Kyuushuu Invasion!

(Side text- Taking a slower train may mean getting there later, but you see so much more.)

(Left side text- Volume two of the manga will be released on August 18th!!)

(Black box- A civilian return to Kyuushuu comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU

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(Sfx- Paaaan Paan honk honk)

(Side text- The train passes under the tunnels! Next stop, Kyuushuu!!)

(Sfx- Katan goton clatter clatt)

Jiro: I feel a bit stiff after riding the train for a whole day...

(Sfx- Nnngh~)

Jiro: But we're almost in Kyuushuu!!

We've come so far, but we're so close!

Are you tired Kyouko?!

(Sfx- Gatan goton clatter clatter)

Kyouko: Ah, maybe a little.

You seem full of energy don't you?

Jiro: Hmph! Of course!

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Jiro: I'm almost home! I'm brimming with energy!!

Hey look! I remember that place! We fought against justice for the first time there!

Kyouko: Yes yes, But since it's dark I can't really see it.

Hehehe, he's just like a little kid.

Old person: Oh my...
You two sure seem to be having fun on your trip aren't you?

Kyouko: Oh sorry about the noise...are we bothering you?

Old lady: Oh no no, it's nice to see kids like you.

Youngsters should be full of energy!

Old lady(?): They sure make a cute couple don't they?

Kyouko: Wha?

Oh n—no!! It's uh....

We're not like that......

(Sfx- Ase fluster)

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{What's wrong with me?! Why do I get all flustered around him?!}

{I've been freaking out ever since yesterday for goodness sake!!}

Jiro: What's wrong Kyouko? Was it something you ate?

Kyouko: No—Nothing!!

Eiko: And what's this Kyouko-chan?

You've had Jiro on your mind the whole trip?

(Sfx- Gatan Goton clatter clatter)

Pochi: I see, looks like your crazy plan might be working.

A love conspiracy.

A male and female who spend enough time with each other, fall in love.

Eiko: Bingo!! My plan is flawless!!

All right, we'll have to follow them until the very end!!

Until we get to the kiss, I won't give up!!

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(Sfx- Paaaaaan hoooooonk)
???: Hehehe, he's finally here...

That bastard!!

Conductor: People?!

(Sfx- Kiiiiiiii grrrrrrrrnnnnd)

Kyouko: Whoa?!

(Sfx- Gakunnn sssshhh)

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(Sfx- Pushuuuu fisssssh)

Kyouko: What happened?

Eiko: I bumped my head...!!

(Sfx- Baa baa baaa fwissh fwissh fwissh)

(Sfx- Goooooo rmmmmmm)

Kyouko: Who- Who are they?!

Jiro: You fools!!

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Kyouko: Huh?

???: Amulet!

(Sfx- Kiiiiii griiiiind)

???: Explosive cannon!!

(Sfx- Doooo boooom)

Jiro: Ngahaaa!!

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(Sfx- Katsu dsssssh)

Kyouko: Jiro?!

(Sfx- Nyuuu graabb)

???: Gwah!!

(Sxf- Gokattsuuu dooof)

???: I thought being off would have worn you down, but your reflexes are as good as ever!

Doctor J.....no Akuno Jiro!!

Jiro: The same could be said for you couldn't it?!

Kageyama Genzou of the Gedou gang!!

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Kyouko: Do you know this guy Jiro?!

Jiro: He's from a rival evil organization!

{Jiro has a rival?!}

Jiro: But you're still far too flashy with your entrances! You barely managed to nick me!

Shall we have a go?!

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)

Genzou: Hmph! I hope you're packing everything you've got!!

You should know how much damage you've done to my group with your actions...!

I won't let you say you've forgotten about it!

Jiro: Ngh!!

{We just got to Kyuushu, and we're greeted with bad news?!}

{Are there that many evil organizations in Kyuushuu....?!}

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(Sfx- Kuwaaaaa roaaar)

Genzou: When you guys got busted up by the heroes of justice, they came running next door to our place!!!

If this keeps up, we'll be the ones who get separated next!!

Yet you just waltz away and live like some emancipated city slicker!!
Kyouko: City Slicker....? What kind of dialect is that?

Jiro: I'm pretty sure that's not what he means.

{City slicker, isn't used any more....it's a dead word now.}

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Guy: Uh...

I have to go to work soon, so...would you guys mind moving this along?

Lady: Yes, I need to go return a DVD right away.

(Sfx- Piku poit)

Guys: Sorry! This'll be over in a moment! Please hold on!!

Hey Genzou! Make it snappy over there!

We're beginning to annoy the other passengers, so we're giving away our complementary towels to make up for it!

Woman: Oh, how nice!

Genzou: See?! You're always getting in the way you reject! Why not go back to the city where you belong?!

Jiro: Unless you can defeat me, you have no right to speak that way!!

(Sfx- Gatsu sheen)

Genzou: What'd you say you stupid scientist?!

(Sfx- Poka smack)

Jiro: Let's have it out then you occult fool!!

(Sfx- Suka pop)

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Eiko: Ah~ my perfect lovey dovey plan is falling apart at the seams!!

Genzou-kun, quit being a bother!!

Huh?

Genzou: Are you STILL wearing that stupid cape?!
Kyouko: St----

Jiro: What is it to you?! Are we in the feudal era?!

Kyouko: STOP IT YOU MORONS!!! WE'RE ON A TRAIN!!!

(Sfx- Gokatsuu Smaaaack)

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Kyouko: I don't really care if you're rivals or whatever....

But you guys can't just pick a fight on a train!!

Didn't anyone teach you guys how to act in public?!

Eiko: Ngh, That is SO Kyouko-chan...

My lovey dovey plan receding into the distance....

Genzou: Who the hell are you anyway? I'm not gonna bow to the whims of some civilian.....

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble)

Kyouko: Say what?

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(Sfx- Pikuuu poit)

(Sfx- Zoku zoku shiver shiver)

Genzou: He, Hey Akuno, who the hell is this scary woman?

(Sfx- Doki doki throb throb)

Jiro: Oh? So you've understood just who is more fearsome here...!

This woman will soon become my underling!! She is Watari Kyouko!!

Genzou: Y---YOUR UNDERLING?!?!

So she's going to be....under him....?!

This woman...

Is she really that incredible?!

(Sfx- Dodododdo throbthrobthrob)

Genzou: Nggghhh!!!

(Sfx- Gaku droop)

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Genzou: You're low!!

(Sfx- Bata bata bata shake shake shake)

Genzou: How can you bring a woman here, and not have one for me too?! You gotta help me meet some girls!!

Jiro: Fool! Why would I help you with anything?!

Kyouko: DAAH!!!

Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?!

I'll kick you jerks in the forehead if you make another peep!

Eiko: No...

Pochi: Hm?

Eiko: NO NO NO NO!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!

Genzou: Nghah!!

Jiro: Ooogh!?

(Sfx- Sukokokokok bambambambam)

Kyouko: ?!....Oneechan!

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Eiko: My perfect plan to get Kyouko and Jiro together is ruined!!

(Sfx- Gosu gosu gosu gosu gosu smack smack smack smack)

Eiko: You men are so STUPID!!

I wish I could just reset this whole plan!!

(In her mouth- Geez!!)

Kyouko: And to what pleasure do we owe this visit Oneechan?

(Sfx- Haaaa zeeee)

(Handwritten- Eiko....)

Eiko: Huh?

Oops.

(Handwritten- Craaap)

Pochi: Too late for 'oops.'

Masks: So—Sorry for bothering you!

Good luck on your revival, Kill them all members!

Kyouko: I sure hope you guys learned something today.

(Handwritten- Planning her counter attack.)

Masks: Uh...yeah we did.

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Kyouko: I can't believe you Oneechan, you put us through all of this trouble...

Just so you could get a few kicks? Are you that bored?

Eiko: My heart was in the right place!

Kyouko: By the way, this 'evil organization' is actually fairly normal.

Old lady: You all are so amusing.

Genzou: Akuno, you listen good! I'm gonna be back, and next time, you're going down! So you'd better get your organization back together ASAP!!

Jiro: I planned on doing that before you said anything, louse!!

Genzou: And once I'm done kicking your ass, you're gonna introduce me to a girl right....? I mean YOU ARE FOOL!!

Jiro: I can't do that!

Kyouko: It seems to me that the eviler these organizations get, the more normal they seem.

Eiko: What? Really?

Kyouko: Look at that guy, he came all the way out here for revenge...

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Kyouko: But when you look at it as two friends having a disagreement, it totally makes sense.

What's wrong with you two becoming friends?

(Sfx- Donnnn)

(Sfx- Geeeen baaaaan)

Genzou: As If I'd be friends with a guy like that!!

(Sfx- Wata wata wibble wibble)

Jiro: That's right Kyouko! This world isn't that easygoing!!

Kyouko: Even this reaction is totally normal.

Well, normal for two elementary school students, rather than members of an evil organization.

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble)

{With one elementary school comment, Kyouko reins supreme over the organizations of evil.}

Kyouko: By the way, Oneechan, I'm sure that Aya oneesan would love to hear the reason why we're so late....

Eiko NOOOOO!!!

(Handwritten- Anything but that!)

{She is supreme.}

(Side text- Of course Jiro would object. Next time, home at last!!)