Hajimete No Aku 30

Jiro and Kyouko are going to end up doing it one way or another with a family like this...


(Side text- Vast and beautiful countryside as far as the eye can see. Looks like they've made it!)

(Black box- The return home to Kyuushuu comedy!)

(Sfx- Chun chun tweet tweet)

Kyouko: Ooh!

(Text on the side- Volume two will be out in stores August 18th, and it's stuffed with extras.)

Kyouko: It's so refreshing up in the mountains!

Especially in the morning!!

(Bottom- Chapter 30: The women of the Akuno household.)

HAJIMETE NO AKU
FUJIKI SHUN.

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{And so we've finally reached Jiro's hometown.}

{In reality, we actually got here last night.}

{The train dropped us off at 10pm.}

{We had to travel up the mountainside in Aya oneechan's car, and that was about 40 minutes.}

{Finally, we were dropped off here.}

(Side text- The details of the return!!)

Jiro: Shall we get breakfast Kyouko?

Kyouko: Okay, sounds good.

{It doesn't look too 'evil organization-y' to me here however.}

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Kyouko: This is incredible! What's this Mentaiko made of?

(TN- Mentaiko is salted pollack or cod roe spiced with red pepper.)

Kyouko: I didn't even think they could taste this great!!

Emi: Hahah, nothing major! Just what I picked up from the market.
{Jiro's mom, Akuno Emi.}

Emi: But thank you! It really is tasty isn't it?

Kyouko: It's a shame that you aren't selling these!

Emi: Oh my? You think they'd be big sellers?

Eiko: More please!

Kyouko: So this is Jiro's mom....

(Handwritten- So young~)

Kyouko: She's a pretty normal person to me~.

(Handwritten- You eat too much!)

(Handwritten- It's just my third bowl!)

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(Sfx- Paaaah)

Jiro: Mother, it goes without saying that your Miso soup is delicious!

Another, please!

Emi: Tehehe, You never change do you Jiro? You always exaggerate your words.

Kyouko: Ohh--?

Jiro: What is it?

Kyouko: So you CAN act like an adorable little son can't you? Do you luv your mommy's miso soup?

Jiro: WHA?!

Emi: Of course Kyouko-chan! He's always been the sweetest little thing.

Aya: This reminds me of when he was 10 years old and would hide in my futon from his nightmares.

Eiko: Ah, Jiro was so cute back then!

Kyouko: Oh?

Jiro: WHAT?!

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Kyouko: So Jiro's weak when it comes to family too huh.

(Handwritten- Lies!! All lies! Don't listen to them Kyouko!!)

Emi: Speaking of Jiro---

I heard that the two of you got a little alone time last night?

How did it go? My son didn't disappoint did he?

(Sfx- Puuuushuu splliiish)

Aya: Mother! We needn't hear of their private affairs!! This is a dinner table isn't it?!

(Sfx- wata wiff)

Kyouko: Oneechaaaan!! That's not it either!! We didn't do anything!

{Akuno Aya (27) The eldest of the Akuno sisters. A manager of the organization.}

Emi: What?! Just what did you waste time doing then?!

Jiro: What should I have done?

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo Rmmmmmble)

Kyouko: I see....so Eiko oneechan's mom is where she gets her weird fantasies from....

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Aya: Yes yes, That's enough!

We're supposed to welcome Kyouko-chan this time, not harass her.

(Sfx- Gabu gabu gulp gulp)

Kyouko: Huh?

You don't really have to, I mean...I'm not really that special or anything

Aya: No no, it's the least we can do, since you've allowed these two to lodge in your house.

Jiro, you will act as her guide around our house okay?

Jiro: I suppose it wouldn't be a problem. After all, my underling must know what it is she stands to inherit.

But there is so much to cover, I barely know where to start.

Kyouko: Who's your underling?

Jiro: Let us be off then Kyouko! Follow me!!

(Sfx- Datsu dash)

Kyouko: Hey! Don't go without me!

Emi: Have a safe trip!

(Sx- Pishari neerrrr)

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Emi: Kyouko's such a good girl.

Eiko: Isn't she? I think she's perfect for him.

Aya: Now that she has arrived, we can commence with our true objective.

I think she has enough resolve to become his bride, however----

Eiko: For now, let's go spy on them and see how things are going!

(Handwritten- Let's go Pochi!)

(Handwritten- For a walk?!)

Emi: I'm going too!

(Sfx- Datsu dash)

Aya: Wait! Can't you two have some restraint?!

Jiro: Hmph, apparently the control room hasn't been repaired yet.

Kyouko: Yeah, I guess since everyone disbanded....

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Jiro: Blast it father! We're waiting for you!! Why are you so late, and what could be holding you up?!

(Sfx- Shawa shawa shawa shawa)

Kyouko: There's no need to talk that way. After all, I'm sure he's working really hard out there somewhere right?

Jiro: Yes, In a place called Las Vegas I think.

Eventually he'll procure the funds needed to rebuild.

Kyouko: Whoa, sounds dicey to me....

Jiro: Still, I was hoping that the hideout would be restored at least.

(Sfx- Min min min min min ree ree ree ree)

Jiro: Where else can we go----?

Kyouko: Don't you have a place where you can hang out and relax?

Jiro: Hm?

Well....there is one place. It's rather boring however, if that doesn't bother you we can go.

(Sfx- Min min min min min ree ree ree ree)

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Jiro: I usually come here.

It is a good spot for fishing and maybe diving, if one is in the mood.

I apologize for it's dullness though. I doubt a simple waterfall would interest you....

Kyouko: It's awesome!!

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Kyouko: I love it! It's almost like a secret base!

Ah, this water is soo cooold! But look! There are fish!!

(Sfx- Zabuu splissh)

Jiro: Mind your steps, as that place is slippery---

(Sfx- Tsuruuu dshhh)

Kyouko: Uwah!

(Sfx-Zabaaan splaaaash)

(Sfx- Jijiii reeeee)

(Sfx- Dododdo)

Jiro: Ah, I did tell you to be careful...
Uh....Kyouko?

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(Sfx- Bashaaa splissh)

(Handwritten- This has happened, for the second time today...)

Kyouko: Thought you could slip out of getting wet?

Too bad! Looks like we're both gonna get soaked on this trip!

Jiro: You've got gumption woman!!

(Sfx- Zabaaa splassh)

Kyouko: Hahah!! Bring it on!

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(Sfx- Zaaa splssh)

Jiro: Phew!

Pochi: This bathtub is huge m'boy. Is this an onsen?

Jiro: Back when the base was destroyed we made a minor improvement.

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(Sfx- Wai wai)

Kyouko: Wow! This Onsen is awesome!!

Emi: Heheh, It's our pride and joy!

Jiro: Oh, the girls have arrived.

Emi: Your skin is so pretty Kyouko-chan!

Eiko: I know right? To be young is so great!

Kyouko: Gah?! Don't touch that!

Aya: Don't do that.

Jiro: What are they doing?!
Kyouko: This is so relaxing though!

(Handwritten- Have some fanservice!)

Kyouko: It's been too long since I've been able to sit in a bath from my head to toes.

Emi: This used to be a laboratory.

(Sfx- Zabaaa splissh)

Emi: So Kyouko-chan,

Do you like it here?

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Kyouko: Yeah! It's great!

(Sfx- Baaaa)

Kyouko: I can understand why Jiro likes it here so much!

The scenery is breath taking, and he's got such a great family.

(Sfx- Zaba zaba splash splash)

(Handwritten- Oh!)

Kyouko: I still don't think you guys are very evil, but I'm so glad that I came to see you!

I'm looking forward to when everything is fixed up again!

Jiro: Kyouko...

(Sfx- Shiiiin)

Jiro: This is great progress! Kyouko's almost ready to be my underling!!

I too am looking forward to our glorious revival now!

(Sfx- Suta suta tmp tmp)

Emi: I'm glad to hear that you're enjoying yourself.

(Sfx- Zaa splssh)

Emi: I've really taken a liking to you too Kyouko-chan!

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Emi: Hee-yah!

(Sfx- Suta smack)

Kyouko: Geh?!

(Sfx- Doon dfff)

Aya: Mother?!

Emi: Heh heh heh....

Eiko: Whoa!?

Emi: And now our target has been acquired.

And it was like taking candy from a baby.

{Akuno Emi (Kill them all Head supervisor.)}

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

(Sfx- Gooooo fwooooooo)

Eiko: Jiro!! There's been trouble!!

Jiro: Hm?

Eiko: Kyouko-chan passed out!

Jiro: Huh?

Eiko: You take her!

(Sfx- Baaaan)

Eiko: Find a futon right away! We'll go get some ice ready!!

(Sfx- Datsu dasssh)

(Sxf- Bikuuu poooit)

Jiro: WHA?!

Emi: Fufufu, now the bait has been placed!!

He'll have no choice but to eat it now!!
Aya: Is this really okay?!

Emi: Now as he nurses her back to health, their passion will over take them!

This is the perfect plan!!

Eiko: I knew I could count on you mom!!

Pochi: She's quite a mother isn't she?

Aya: I'm so sorry for this Pochi-san...

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(Sfx- Baaan)

(Sfx- Baaaan)

(Sfx- Chnnnn)

(Sfx- doku doku doku drip drip drip)

Emi: You're not supposed to bleed! Now get up and get in there!

Eiko: Mom, this is what I have to deal with.

Aya: Are you two okay?!

{Jiro's mom is as expected, quite fierce.}

(Bottom text- She probably caused her husband to have a brain hemorrhage too.}

(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 38.)