Hajimete No Aku 32

Did the raw provider head in to the future, punch Robocop, grab the raws, and head back here to upload them? O_O Cause this is 32 not 39.

Anyone else think that Fujiki has played just enough Blazblue to make this Vampire loli thing happen? (Rachel is my woman dammit.)



{Side text- Last week, Jiro and Kyouko were finally making some progress.....that is until this girl showed up!!}

Chapter 32: Head of the Dracula clan.

FUJIKI SHUN

(Side text- By the way, Volume two just hit stores.)

(Black box- The civilian homecoming to Kyuushuu comedy!!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU.

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(Top right text- After the festivities draw to a close, the scene fades back to the Akukno household...)

???: A lone moon shines within the darkness.

(Sfx- Batsu wiff)

???: And I with my breathtaking beauty bask alone within it!

My name is Silvermoon! I am the leader of the Dracula clan!!

With this my decent into the former Kill them all hideout is...COMPLETED!!

Bat: I am her familiar Sebastian. Nice to meet you.

(TN- Whoooaaa Zetsubou Sensei was right, butlers DO have to be called Sebastian don't they?)

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(Sfx- Gogogogogogo grrrnnnnd)

Aya: And....why are you here?

Silver: I see! Trying to coerce me with your ignorance?

It'll do you no good! I am a leader you know!

(Sfx- Guri guri grind grind)

(Handwritten- Whoa she's stepping on her!)

Silver: You kicked me!? You DROP kicked me?!


For a mere underling, you have no manners!!

(Sfx- Piiiiii)

Sebastian: I'm sorry, m'lady is a bit on the slow side.

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Jiro: As I was saying,

She followed me home after today's meeting.

Silver: My real name is Makurazaki Luna. But you may call me leader.

Kyouko: Wow, I had no idea that evil organizations would allow grade schoolers to become leaders. Are they really that strapped for people?

Luna: I'm a second year!! A second year!

(Sfx- Katsu roaaar)

Luna: You cheeky civilian!! Do you want to start something?!

Pochi: She's pretty noisy.

Sebastian: My apologies for m'lady.

Aya: And what would the leader of the Dracula clan want with us?

(Sfx- Gohon a-hem!)

Luna: Oh yes, I suppose you WOULD like to know----

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Luna: My objective is to scout new members!

And I have taken a liking to Doctor J, better known as Akuno Jiro!

Kyouko: You want to scout Jiro?!

Sebastian: As of right now, the Dracula clan is lacking a capable scientist.

Which is why we need Jiro to join us!

Luna: Doctor J's inventions are all the rage now!

So how about it? Would you become my underling?

{Huh....}

{Then, If Jiro were to take this deal-----}

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Jiro: I'm afraid that your offer holds nothing of importance to me, so I decline.

As it stands now, I will inherit this organization, and lead for myself, rather than under another villian.

Luna: Hm, I figured you'd say as much.

But what if I were to sweeten the deal?

(Sfx- Pachin snap)

Sebastian: Yes ma'am!

Eiko: Whoa!

Emi: Oh my!!

Eiko: If I had this much, I could slack off for life...!

Emi: Imagine the side dishes I could buy with this!!

(Sfx- Wana wana huff huff)

(Sfx- Gokuri)

Aya: No no no! Hold on!!

Luna: This is what we call a signing bonus.

How about it? You fetch a high price, and I'm willing to pay for it.

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Jiro: Money holds no value for me.

(Sfx- Kiriiin Sparkle)

Jiro: I've already got my work cut out for me as I try to shape Kyouko into the greatest underling ever.

As of right now, she is my priority.

Anything other than Kyouko is seconday.



Kyouko: He's really pissing me off saying stuff like that........I mean why would I wan to be his underling?

(Sfx- Nya nya griiin griin)

Luna: Hmph, I figured this as well.

You say you want her as an underling?

I'll take that wish of yours,

And make it reality!!

(Sfx- Zawaaa dooom)

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(Sfx- Buwaaa sssssffffffff)

Jiro: What in the world....?

Aya: Fog?!

(Handwritten- Awesome!!)

(Handwritten- It's so refreshing!)

Kyouko: Wha?! What are you doing?!

Luna: Hahaha, bear witness to the power.....

Of the Vampire bloodline, Dracula!!

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Luna: Behold!!

(Sfx- Perooo slurrp)

(Sfx- Zore zore rustle rustle)

Kyouko: GAHHH!!?!

He—Hey stop that!!

It's...nasty!! Gah!!

(Sfx- Reru reru lick lick)

(Sfx- Dokiii----n Poooooit)

Kyouko: St—Stop it! I can't....no strength...!!

I can't....move...!!

(Sfx- Chawa chawa chawa slurp slurp slrup)

Eiko: Oh no! I got so wrapped up in gawking I forgot to do something!

(Sfx- Fuwaaa aaah!)

Kyouko: GOOD! NOW SAVE MEEEE!!!

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Jiro: Are you okay Kyouko?

(Sfx- Zatsu swiff)

Kyouko: Other than a few goosebumps, but I'm okay I think.....

Luna: Heheheheh.....

'Hug Jiro.'

Kyouko: What?

Who do you think you're talking...

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Kyouko: Gaahah!!!

(Sfx- Dokiiiin Throooob)

Luna: Hahahah....Those who have had their blood feasted upon by Vampires become their playthings.

Though to be honest, I find blood to be creepy....

So I use sweat instead!

Kyouko: TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL YOU PERVERTED KINDERGARDENER!!

Luna: 'Snuggle his cheek.'

(Sfx- Suri suri suri rub rub rub)

Kyouko: Nghaaaaah!!!

Eiko: Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiiiiissss hiiiim!!

(Sfx- Pichi pichi wave wave)

Kyouko: SA-VE-ME-!!!

Luna: Tehehe....Well Jiro?

This is my power!

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Luna: It would be mere child's play to have her waiting on you hand and foot.

Furthermore----

'She will consider all of Jiro's words 'Commands to be done without fail!'

Jiro: All of my words----?

Kyouko: Wait wait wait waaaaait!!

Luna: Need I say any more? There is no need for hesitation!

Come and serve me!!

If you come now, I'll even throw in all the Croquette you can eat!

Aya: Jiro!

(Sfx- waku waku)

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Jiro: NEVER!!

I cannot be satisfied with this half hearted henchmenship!!

Kyouko: Huh?!

Jiro: If her heart doesn't belong to me, then it is all for nothing!

This is the Kyouko I wish for from the bottom of my very being!

Simply having a mindless shell to order around isn't good enough!!


(Sfx- Waaaa fwisssh)

Luna: 'Knock him over.'

(Sfx- Gabaaaa thuuuud)

Jiro: Gaaaah!!

Luna: Are you underestimating me?

How can you not understand the value of what I'm saying to you?!

Jiro: Ugh...

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Jiro: There's no other choice!! I'll have to use my secret weapon!!

Kyouko!

Kyouko: WHAT?!

Jiro: Your breasts are even more malnurished than usual!

Why, I'm not embarrassed at all. It's like hanging out with a man!

Kyouko: I can move again!!

Luna: Wha?!

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Jiro: Did you underestimate Kyouko's fearsome strength of will?

If you can't even comprehend that much, you have no right to order me around!

What she lacks in breasts, she makes up for in raw strength! She's a berserker that cna't be stopped...

Luna: Look behind you!!

(Sfx- Gooooooo roooooooar)

(Sfx- Poki poki crack crack)

Both: Oh my.

Kyouko: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!


Both: AAAAAHHH!!!!

{Bombs away!!!}

(Sfx- Chyuuuudooooo THOOOOM)

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Sebastian: I'm very sorry for m'lady's actions.

But we are in desperate need of a Scientist.

Luna: Don't tell them Sebastian!!

Sebastian: At least we should tell them before we return.

Over the years and successive generations, our power has begun to wane.

Because of that, we're on the verge of collapse.

M'lady thought that if Jiro could invent something to boost our strength,

We may be able to save our organization. That's why she scouted him out.

Kyouko: Hmmm....

Luna: I don't need your pity!

I only need his help to advance on the pathways of evil!

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Jiro: Why didn't you say that sooner fellow villian Luna?!

I'll gladly develop something for you. Next time just ask me okay?

After all, we should help each other when we're in dire straights!

Luna: What a carefree person you are! I'll take great delight in using you!

(Sfx- pui fwip)

Eiko: Aww, how cute.

Sebastian: Thank you so much!

Jiro: Hahahah, not a problem!


Kyouko: Well well....

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Emi: All right, now that everything's been settled,

Lets cut up this Watermelon and eat!

Eiko: I want the biggest piece!!

Luna: The biggest piece is mine!! Hand it over!

Eiko: What'd you say short stuff? You wanna fight?!

Aya: Stop that!

Kyouko: Not bad Jiro.

Jiro: Hm?

Kyouko: Hey look,

Fireflies.....

(Bottom text- These too are memories.....)

(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 40.)