Gintama 198

Wow I just realized that with this lesson, I'm getting close to doing 10 of them 10 weeks straight. So not only is the manga going to reach chapter 200 in two weeks, I too have something to celebrate! yay! Look forward to '13' if no one else does it first when the JUMP SQ scans come out.


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GINTAMA
Lesson 198: The line under your briefs is absolutely inescapable.

Side text: Gin-san’s Waiter debut!!

Sorachi Hideaki

???: Thank you for coming…

Welcome to Senboukyou.

Headless ghost: Ahh..

I came here to enter Nirvana this year too.

Lower text:

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Rei: Please follow me this way.

And leave your luggage here.

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Headless ghost: Aah, thanks a lot. Here ya go.

Gintoki: …..

Headless ghost: Maan, I almost thought that I would miss my chance to be able to enter the hot spring this year.

It’s like I’ve been reborn when I enter this hot spring

Rei: Ufufufu, although you’re already dead aren’t you sir?

Headless Ghost: Oh yeah! My bad.

Rei: You really like your dead humor don’t you?-

SFX: Shururururururu (Winding)

Rei: Of course you’re free to use the hot springs 24 hours a day, and come and go as you please.

Headless ghost: Maan, I can’t wait to use the Hot bath on these tired legs and arms of mine.

SFX: Bunbun (Twirling)

Rei: Ufufu Sir you no longer have arms and legs.

Headless ghost: Oh right! My bad.

Rei: You really like your dead humor don’t you?

This will be your room. Please make yourself comfortable, and let us know if you need anything.

Huh? Silver what are you doing? Come in quickly and give him his luggage!

Gintoki: Ah sorry about that! Here please take your luggage back!

And make yourself at home please!

SFX: Peko (Bowing head)

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Headless ghost: …..

Something seems wrong with this.

???: He-------y! You there!

Gintoki: Y—Yes!

???: I need a little bit of help washing myself down.

Do you think you could reach my back?

Gintoki: Please excuse me for asking…

But where IS your back?

Skeleton: What are you saying?! My back’s my back right?

Gintoki: Right! Um Your Back is your back! Um…

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SFX: Gara gara gara gara (Clattering.)

Skeleton: Huh? What’s that? I heard a weird noise right about now?

Gintoki: I DON’T KNOW!!! Nothing happened! Wait you mean that?! I was just whistling a little tune is all!

SFX: Za za tsu (Kick!)

Skeleton: What? Was that tune supposed to be a Jazz tune or something? Well it’s pretty plain if you ask me!

Anyway Lets move on, to the right upper part.

Gintoki: UPPER RIGHT?! WHERE THE HELL IS THE UPPER RIGHT?!

Skeleton: Hehe you know I imagine we’d need some drums to spice that up, and a few cymbals, yeah cymbals would be a nice touch.

(I don’t know anything about Jazz dammit.)

(Don’t you think this is a little strange?)

Skeleton: How rude! You know you’re asking weird questions, like ‘where is this or that is here you….

Gintoki: What? What?! I’m beside a face! A face! Why’d you stop mid sentence anyway?!

Skeleton: Now that I think about it, I do remember some pretty stubborn cymbal players in my time. However when they played live that was a sight to behold..

Now I feel like going to my room. I’ve been moved to go write a new song.

Gintoki: Wait a minute! You don’t have a body! How can you possibly go write Jazz without a body?!

Skeleton: As long as there’s Jazz, I can write anything even now.

Gintoki: Wa—Wai—Just a…

SFX: Chon…(Touch.)

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SFX: Garararagan…(Clatter clatter.)

SFX: karikari (Munch munch.)

Oiwa: Looks like my forecast was wrong wasn’t it?

Gintoki: What’s with the sudden rush of the guests?!

Oiwa: You’ll just have to grin and bear it Silver.

Gintoki: But I thought that I was already doing that my best.

I mean I really don’t like Stand’s and after the whole back washing thing I was thinking you’d let me go back.

SFX: GAHH (screaming.)

Stand: DON’T BE NAIEVE BOY.

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Stand: You think after just beginning your work that we’d really just let you free like that?

You say you’ve been doing your best but what the hell do you call that you just did? You good for nothing!!

Gintoki: What the hell was that?! You talk pretty big for someone who likes to eat peanuts!

I’m not afraid of you anymore! I’ve seen all kinds of Stand’s now so what’s so big and bad about….

SFX: SUGOGOGO (Rumble rumble)

SFX: GAUH! (Yelp)

Gintoki: I’m really sorry about those words, I’ll work!

Oiwa: You sure say some strange things.

You realize that we’ve got your legs binded and there’s nothing you can do to escape.

You’re going to be a consort to a high guest, which should profit us well.

Tomorrow’s guest will be the avatar of toushou Tokugawa Ieyasu who is looking forward to enjoying the baths.

I think that it would be in your best interest not to repeat what happened before and try to calm down becoming more adult in your actions.

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SFX: FUHAHAAHA (This is obvious.)

I’ve got Uno!

Fuwahaha Don’t be silly! I see you there with a 5!

I’ve got a 4 as well.

Wahahahah! All of your hands are becoming clear to me!

Gintoki: Why…

Why am I the only one who’s eyes are open to this whole thing?

Have I done something wrong?

I’ve become the attendant for an Inn full of stands before I knew it.

And yet those guys play Uno endlessly, without even sleeping.

The only thing I get to eat are these extra peas..

SFX- Paki (Grip)

I can’t just shut up and take this anymore!

I’ll do it.

Her excellency has already become a problem.

With my two hands I’ll…

Destroy this Inn!

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Rei: Those eyes…

You may want to wait a minute.

Gintoki: Rei!

Rei: I knew the minute that I had met you that you’d be the one to bring down this hot spring inn through a revolution.

I too barely receive any compensation, I have to clean out those smelly Stand’s horse manure, and my clothes often get all dirty from it. Yet that land lady doesn’t see it fit to give me the time of day.

Silver, you may be the first person I’ve seen that can rival the landlady’s ability to be able to use stands.

I’ll become your stand because..

I want to fight with you to cause a revolution in this inn and stop her.

Gintoki: Can we actually win?

Can we beat the land lady’s stand?

Senboukyou’s most deadly stand, TAGOSAKU

First came to the land lady and became her master 10 years ago. Since then she’s been able to gather a group here at Senboukyou and take over.

If we want to stand a chance, we have to find a way to beat that Stand, or else we won’t have a chance.

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Gintoki: But,

It takes an evil sprit to beat an evil sprit.

???: Awaken.

You who were among history’s greatest.

Awaken and come forth.

Sharpen your heart and change it into a blade.

Now is the time to rise up.

Tighty Whitey three.

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Gintoki: Greetings Nobunaga, Hideyoshi and Mitsuhide.

Three: WHO ARE YOU!?!

SFX: Gari (chomp!)

SFX: Zuraaaaaaa (Not sure.)

SFX: Don don don don (Not translatable really..)

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Gintoki: Iyasu is on his way.

Listen up Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, and Mitsuhide.

What happened to you three yesterday is in the past got it? Right now whats important is the person who’s in front of us, Ieyasu, who’s in a welcoming mood right now.

It’s his popularity at this inn that will allow us the one and only chance to bring this place down.

It’s for that reason that you guys…

Gintoki: Hey….are you listening?

Handwritten: If it isn’t you again.

Afterwards you’re next.

How about we do this right here right now?

Gintoki: HEY! QUIT FIGHTING!!

Fine, take some peanuts.

SFX: Hyaho! (Yahoo!)

SFX: Ki! (Yee!)

SFX: Ki! (Yee!)

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Gintoki: Well I suppose we can take what happened in the past and put it behind me so that we can look forward and advance.

Today we have one common goal and don’t forget it! We have to take down that Ieyasu and only him!

He’s the only thing that you guys have to worry about from here on in ok!

Got it! Your number one enemy is Iyasu!

Ok! Now let’s do this! Where to? Of course to put everything we’ve got into our mission!

Mitsuhide: I’m sorry, that I betrayed you that one time.

Gintoki: HE’S ALREADY THROWING IN THE TOWEL! BEFORE WE’VE EVEN DONE ANYTHING! DO YOU THINK YOU’RE THE GREATEST OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?

Nobunaga: It’s…it’s not much of a big deal to me.

Handwritten: It doesn’t bother me at all. Go on.

Gintoki: YOU’RE NO BETTER NOBUNAGA! YOU’D REALLY LET THAT SELF KILLING PRIDE GET IN THE WAY OF THIS?! I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

Hey…Hideyoshi…what are you doing?

HURRY UP AND APOLOGIZE TO MITSUHIDE!

Hideyoshi: Uh…I really can’t, I mean when did I do something wrong?

After all it wasn’t me who killed the master, it was Akechi-dono that did it.

Gintoki: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO STAY THAT STUBBORN FOREVER?! CAN’T YOU ADMIT YOUR FAULTS!?

Nobunaga: Its fine. I’ll be the bigger person and forgive you first. Its not a big deal.

Gintoki: Hey look Hideyoshi!! Its your fault after all! You realize that what stinks here are your dirty briefs and attitude!

Hideyoshi: It’s just that I can’t apologize to that guy because…well I hate him. Please don’t make me.

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Nobunaga: I knew you were a freaking monkey, monkey! Would it kill you to apologize?!

Mitsuhide(?): Ah Nobunaga! You can’t attack him!

SFX: Dogon! (Kick)

Gintoki: Hey Dammit! Stop that!!

Here are some Peanuts.

SFX: Hiyahoo (Yahoo)

SFX: Ki (Yee!)

SFX: Ki (Yee!)

Rei: It seems like it’s gonna be hard to make them buddy buddy.

Gintoki: There’s no helping it..

For now go and watch over the bath.

There’s no one there, and so it’s defenseless.

???: This whole plan is beginning to sound a lot like Honnouji.

???: No its Okehazama.

Moreover this is an anti-war sentiment isn’t it?

Why are you suddenly bringing up Honnouji? Do you think that I’d just forget about it or something like that?!

Gintoki: Sh---SHUT UP!

Hey! Someone’s here!

Its Ieyasu! That’s Ieyasu without a doubt!

Look! Its defiantly Iyasu! I can tell by his underwear!

He’s sporting a pair of boxers! With a one rank chain above them!

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Gintoki: Now that looks like a guy who’s out to rule all of something, unlike someone with dirty undies.

Hideyoshi: But I did rule all of Japan.

Gintoki: You’ve also managed to fall the most after ruling all of Japan, since you’ve got poop hanging from your undies.

Rei: Silver, he’s going in. What will you do?

Gintoki: Hideyoshi.

Hideyoshi: Yeah?

Gintoki: Trade your dirty undies with Ieyasu’s clean Boxers.

Hideyoshi: Are you serious? You want me to take that old guy’s underwear?

Gintoki: Your undies would more likely than not keep that guy from leaving.

Mitsuhide: Wait a minute! Its not fair that Hideyoshi-dono gets to wear the boxers!

I’ll go in.

Gintoki: What are you doing?! Why do you already have your undies halfway down dammit!!

???: Its mine!

???: Mine!!

Gintoki: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU OLD MORONS DOING?! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW CREEPY IT IS TO WATCH YOU DO THAT?!

Rei: Silver! Ieyasu has entered the bath!

Gintoki: Ok! Go in for the attack! Hey! You guys go in the room like we planned!

Hideyoshi: Maan these are some comfortable boxers though, I see why a guy like him would have them! They’re also nice and clean!

Gintoki: Of course they’re clean! He’s actually the kind of guy who would clean underneath the line of his undies unlike you!

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Gintoki: Aah…this is a great bath.

Ieyasu: Really it is.

Gintoki: Listen on the count of five, we’ll all move in at the same time.

So make sure you’re good and ready.

Got it?

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(TN- Almost no text! *Pops party favor*)

SFX: DOON! (Splaaash!)

Gintoki: Gu…

GUAAAAAAHHHH!

Y….You’re kidding!

This is…

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(The Tighty Whitey three…)

(Et tu?!)

(TN: If you don’t know where that’s from, read some Shakespeare.)

SFX: DOSASA! (Body slumping over.)

Rei: SILVER!!

Oiwa: Rei, I would have thought at least you were smart enough not to embrace that man’s silly overrated notions.

Its ideas like his that lead to a premature death.

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Oiwa: Too bad kiddo.

The tighty whitey three and I go way back.

You underestimated me didn’t you?

That an enemy as weak as you would be able to defeat my stand.

It’s like fighting this village itself.

You thought you could make allies at the Senboukyou?

As if! You’re on your own.

Since you don’t want your life so badly, I’ll be glad to take it away from you!

Shashashashashasha!

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(The most evil Stand…)

(The most powerful ally)

(Such things are…)

??: Huh?

What the heck is going on here?

Otae: It stinks!

What is that smell? Did someone fart?

(Right in front of me?)

Sidetext: The end of this century’s savior

Gin-san begins to move!

GINTAMA LESSON 198 END.