Gintama 199

Man You guys are lucky. I found my Gamecube in my closet along with Tales of Symphonia...and that game has swept me off of my feet again. I almost didn't translate Gintama this week. But here it is, :) Rejoice.

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Lesson 199: It sure is fun to draw in the deformed style.

Sorachi Hideaki

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SFX(Gubi Gubi: Gulp Gulp)

???: Buhaaaaa!

???: The commander in chief is the best drinker that we’ve seen in all of the land! Well done indeed!

Bring some more booze! We’re having a great time here!

Hurry up Iyasu-sama! Have another cup!

(SFX- Chaka chaka chaka chaka: Rattling)

No, no, no Nobunaga Dono you should drink so more. I’ve had enough.

No no you should have some.

More Booze this way!

Bring as much as you’ve got!

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???: Oh so busy so busy!

There’s so much work that I feel like I’m gonna drop!

Phone: So how’s it going for my young worker?

Is he proving to be at least a little bit useful?

Oiwa: Otose

I surely did say I’d like someone with a little bit of oomph when I asked you for help…

But I don’t remember asking to become the owner to the mad dog you’d send.

Otose: Being a little lively is nice too right?

Your place has nothing but obedient Maltese, and that’s why I sent a bulldog to make things interesting.

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Oiwa: I suppose.

However he bit the hand that fed him.

Moreover You remember the fee that you promised to pay half of?

Things are turning out differently than you said,

So I’m going to have to ask you for the money that you owe right up front.

The product you sent was problematic so I had to ‘educate’ him.

For that I’ll want more money.

Otose: ‘Educate?’

Oiwa: That’s right. He started to get the idea that he could rise up against me rather than just be good and do what he was told.

However I’ve come to see how useful he can be and decided that I won’t be giving him back after all.

Otose: Wait a second…You said that after 10 days you’d let them go free.

Oiwa: Really? Well I’ve decided that I’ll keep them around. You can’t do anything about it.

Otose: Oiwa...you…

Have fallen for him (Gintoki)

Haven’t you?

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Oiwa: Kuku….As usual its usless to keep things hidden from you isn’t it Otose?

You caught that man right?

In just a short amount of time he managed to win over my trust.

And then he even managed to out do his senior and show moves a normal human could never hope to have.

Right now he’s rotting away in a cell like a good for nothing.

However with a little bit of work that man can become something fearsome.

In order to gather as many of them as possible for me…

It can be no one else but him (Gintoki)

Otose…at that time.

You took that man away from me didn’t you?

This time however…

I will be taking a man away from you.

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Oiwa: That man (Gintoki) will become a dog on a leash for me.

And together we will run this haunted in for eternity!

SHA-SHA-SHA SHA!

Otose: Kukuku…

He’s a savior to me.

It would be problematic if you suddenly went back to our childhood now.

Are you sure it’s ok to have those type of feelings for him?

He’s the kind of person to default on his rent, and is completely useless.

Well if you insist, let me tell you one thing. He may seem like he’s totally limp at first glance…

Hmph, but that’s only because he hasn’t had a reason to bear his fangs yet.

Oiwa,

Trying to break down his fangs is pointless.

Tying down a beast only means to stir it up.

That guy is a beast, but not just any beast that you find living anywhere.

He’s a demon.

(TN- BADASS.)

(SFX- Nitaso *Griin*)

(SFX- Dogooooooo! *BOOOM!*)

Ghost: Landlady!!

There’s been an explosion in the vicinity of Silver!

Otose: I see you’re experiencing exactly what I said you would.

Oiwa: FIND HIM!

There is no way that he could have managed to escape as the mountain path has been blocked!

All of you go find him!

(SFX- Gachan! *Click!*)

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(Silver!)

(What in the world are you planning to do now?)

(Rei is in solitary confinement)

(Those other rejects are busy playing UNO in that room there..)

(He shouldn’t have any collaborators!)

(So how could this happen?)

(Th---)

(This is…)

(No way…)

(SFX- Wahahaha!)

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(SFX- WAHAHAHA!!)

Ghosts: Awesome awesome!!

Dance till you drop!! Wahahahahah!

(SFX- Donchan donchan *Guitar playing*)

(Thi---)

(This is!!)

(Why are they here?!)

(Those two stands there should be the people playing UNO in the other room!)

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(Wait..)

(That is…)

(STANDS?!)

(TN- Kanji reads ‘Spirit Bodies.’)

(This cannot be! They aren’t dead and yet they’re stands?!)

(This can’t be!)

(Is this Silver’s doing?!)

Oiwa’s stand: They’re vengeful spirits.

(SFX- Zuzuzu *Appearing*)

Oiwa’s stand: It seems that their consousness were transferred out of their physical bodies and were able to take spiritual form.

While their physical bodies are being inhabited by stands, their will was strong enough to allow them to continue their existence outside their physical forms.

No, this isn’t anything but the power of the most prominent spirit gathering spot combined with their natural will to live. There’s no need to think of it as any more than a coincidence.

However they are…

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Oiwa: Those fools are his partners! And they now have a chance to destroy my hard work!

This cannot be!!

Ghost: So awesome so very awesome.

I haven’t had a time this fun since I was born.

Gintoki: What are you sayinig?

This isn’t the time to think of when you were born, but the time to think of where your death began.

Ghost: Ahahahah! Oh yeah that’s right!!

(SFX- Doun!!! *Poof!*)

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Oiwa: Wha..---

(Lord Ieyasu!!)

(He’s been exorcised!)

(And the rest of the guests)

(Are next on his list!)

(That man couldn’t possibly…)

(Use this method to exorcise all of the stand here?!)

(That’s right, This man has the ability to exorcise a Stand with nothing more than a touch! They can’t even be called an enemy to him!)

(He’s not someone that can be defeated with petty traps and tricks!)

(In short he is…)

(Like a Deity!!)

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(This world is made up of lingering attachment, which makes up the Stands!)

(These fools are providing them with enough happy feelings that they can leave this world!)

(That’s right the only way to exorcise a stand is to take away their knowledge of their lingering feelings!)

(They can’t exist without that essential emotion!)

(Sympathy, Consideration, Kindness.)

(This elementary-school like credo becomes nothing less than an ultimate weapon in this situation!)

(Sign- Sympathy, Consideration, Kindness.)

Gintoki: Everyone..

As you leave this world let me say that I’ll never forget you.

So right now let me play with one more song as a going away present.

(SFX-Guzu *Sniffle.*)

Gintoki: Become like a thousand winds.

Oiwa: AAH! All of the guests are going to heaven!!

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Gintoki: In a Thousand winds!!

Oiwa: Someone! Please stop them! I beg you!!

(SFX- Bata Bata *Stomp stomp*)

Oiwa: Go Tighty Whitey three!

Or else all of our guests will be exorcised!

Hideyoshi?: Wait just a moment please! Mitsuhide-dono has already made I halfway to heaven!!

Oiwa: What the hell are you doing?!

Hideyoshi: Hold on Mitsuhide!!

Oiwa: Stop it! Stop saying those kind words to him! Do you want to disappear?! Is that what you want to happen to you too?!

Just hurry up and go!!!

(SFX- Dokatsu!! *Kick!*)

???: Damn, Where the hell did they go?

I can hear them singing about the 4th and 8th part of becoming the wind…

(SFX- Become the wind! Listen to me! Everyone become the wind!)

Mitsuhide: Ahh I can’t go on anymore.

Mitsuhide-dono! I have to say all of this time I didn’t really hate you! So please don’t go! I really didn’t hate you at all!!

Mitsuhide: Don’t worry about it.

I’m glad at least if I was going to be exorcised that I could hear such kind words from you.

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Mitsuhide: Nobunaga-dono, I deeply apologize for the honnoji incident…

Nobunaga: AARRGHHH!!

Stop it stop it! Don’t say such things at a time like this! We’re gonna disappear! I’ll cry you know!

You aren’t in the wrong anyway!

Lord!!! Hang on!!

Nobunaga: Hideyoshi, Before I disappear, I wanted to say one thing to you.

Hideyoshi: No no! STOP! I don’t want to hear it! I don’t want to hear it!!

Nobunaga: I wanted you to return Armageddon to Tsutaya for me.

(TN- This is a rental shop in Japan.)

Hideyoshi: APOLOGIZE YOU DAMN MONKEY! FOLLOW THE LEADER AND APOLOGIZE!!

(SFX- Shun *Poof*)

Hideyoshi: Mitsuhide-dono! Mitshide-dono! He’s taken your Armageddon to heaven with him!!

???: Hey.

Kagura: Oh

I’m sorry I thought for a minute there you were Jean-Claude Van Damme.

(TN- I am NOT making this up.)

Hideyoshi: AAAAAARRRRGH!!

Jean- Claude Van Damme is so freaking awesome too!

Calm down!! You don’t look a single thing like him! It was just a stupid mistake!

???: Ah Not you, I was referring to Nobunaga-san.

Hideyoshi: AAAAAHGGGH! But Jean-Claude Van Damme is so damn awesome!

??? : Calm down master! You don’t look like him at all!

Shinpachi: Kagura-chan that’s enough. Come here.

Kagura: At least let me give the final blow.

Nobunaga: Oh man, You there! You’re quite the badass looking guy aren’t you? Those glasses really make you the man! They’re so awesome!

Shinpachi: GUWAAAAHHHH!!!

(SFX- Shuuuuuuaaaaa *Smoking*)

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Otae: Shin-chan?!

Did they get you? What happened?! I’ll be there in a minute!!

Hideyoshi: Good work!

As expected of the master!

Nobunaga: AAAAAHHHHH!!

(Handwritten: They got me too!!)

Hideyoshi: MASTERRRRR!!!

(SFX: Zuun Zuun *Creepy approaching noise*)

Hideyoshi: Wait! Hold on just a second! You won! You got it!

Otae: Lets go.

Hideyoshi: Hey you! Aren’t you just some kind of performer?!

Who do you think that I am….

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(SFX- Gusha *Stifle*)

Otae: Lets go.

Shinpachi: Wow! Just like sister, Taking him out in just one movement!

Otae: Well

Of course I’d put him out of his misery.

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(SFX- Don *Boom*)

Gintoki: Thousand win…

Oiwa: Its impossible.

My master won’t disappear just like that you know.

Gintoki: As I thought?

Moreover you were able to figure me out?

Oiwa: You managed to do away with all of them.

As expected of the man that I’ve chosen to be my shrine-master.

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(But Things)

(Will not go as you wish.)

Gintoki: Hmph.

The dead should go into heaven. What’s wrong with wanting that?

They don’t have a place in this world, especially not at your feet.

That’s why I’ll free them from their bounds in this place.

Granny, what do you plan on gaining from keeping them here?

Why don’t you just stop this.

I know that you too have some unresolved feelings that makr you and keep you at this place right?

I’m not so willing to head off into that world yet.

(SFX- Poki! *Cracking knuckles.*)

Oiwa: Lets just see who will be leaving this plane.

End text: Let the stand battle begin!!

GINTAMA LESSON 199….END.