Hajimete No Aku 43

I guess we all have no reason not to read Hajimete no Aku, since apparently the Prime Minister of a country says we should. So does this make me some kind of Senator since I translate it for the masses outside of Japan? I'd take the job, but there are already too many clowns in politics.

(Upper left- FUJIKI SHUN)

(Upper right black box- Chapter 43: Observation agents.)

{Long text on left- Let us explain! While we're having a small respite for the time being, we will soon rise to the top as warriors for Justice with Jiro's help! This is the newly resurrected Kusakabe family over and out!}

(Bottom text- Even Hatoyama-san endorses us!! Pick up Volume three of the manga in stores everywhere!!)

(TN- Pardon my lack of knowledge, but isn't Hatoyama Yukio the prime minister? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukio_Hatoyama …..Wait the prime minister reads Hajimete no Aku? O_O)

(Black box- The evil and justice suffering together comedy!!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU.

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( Bottom text- Taking steps to observe evil....)

???: He's finally come out.

Let's go with Combination B.

Jiro: Nnn...

Morning walks certainly are great, aren't they sir?

Pochi: You ain't lyin' kid. The air's cool, crisp and refreshing.

Jiro: I'm sorry for not spending time with you before, but the Culture Festival kept me busy.

Now that things are back to normal, we can hang out again!

Pochi: Don't worry about me kid.

As long as you had a good time, I'm with ya.

Jiro: Sir!!

Pochi: Hm?

(Sfx- Baatsu fwaash)

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???: Heeeyaaaah!!!

Jiro: HNGAH!?

???: Uriyaaaah!!!

Pochi: Whoops.

???: All right! Our surprise attack worked!! We got him!

(Sfx- Batsu swaf)

(Sfx- Tatta tmp)

(Sfx- Zatsu swiff)

???: Wow, that dog is really strong and it talks.

Jiro: Ngh...You fools.....aren't you the Justice interns?!

Pochi: What are you kids playing at?

???: There's no need to talk to evil! You're goin' down pal!!

(Sfx- Ba batsu Swswfff)

???: Get ready.

Pochi: I'm not so great with kids. You take care of the rest kid.

Jiro: Sir?!?

???: Geez....

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Shizuka: That's enough you two.

???: Ngah!!

???: Mph!!

(Sfx- Hisu hisu smack smack)

Shizuka: Sorry, the boys can get a little excitable....

I apologize if they bothered you any.


Shizuka: By the way, I'm an intern for Justice and Kuskabe Gen's little sister Kusakabe Shizuka.

???: I'm Kenta!

???: Akira.

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Shizuka: Our brother is currently at an interview for a part time job, so we're taking turns observing you.

Jiro: Hmph, how very vexing.....

Kenta: Sis, why not just kick him out while he's weak?

Akira: We can beat him if we try.

Jiro: Bring it on then you brat! We'll see who'll beat who!

Kenta: Sounds awesome!!

Akira: Here here.

Shizuka: If you defeat the villain now, how will brother become a hero?

We have to wait until he's become big and strong, and then we can defeat him. It's the only way to handle this.

Boys: Okay!

Pochi: In the end, they're sort of evil themselves.

Jiro: That muscle headed brother of theirs must have put them up to this...

Shizuka: We're expecting all kind of evil things from you sir!

Jiro: ARE YOU REALLY ALLIES OF JUSTICE?!

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(Handwritten- Have you ever had any problems with Jiro?)

(Handwritten- Kyouko'd be the one to ask, not me.)

(Handwritten- He's taking a dump!)

(Handwritten- Here, take this.)


Jiro: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU LOT!!

(Sfx- Guuuuu droooop)

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Jiro: I can't take any more of those children's meddling....

Midoritani: Sounds like a problem huh...

Kyouko: Maybe now you know how it feels to be surrounded by idiocy?

Yuki: They're not too bad you know.

Jiro: I wish there were a way to shake them.....

???: Well it looks like nothing evil is going on here.

It feels like we're chasing something that isn't there....

Shizuka: Well if this goes well, we'll be able to eat something other than bean sprouts.

Kenta: Really? Something else?!

(Handwritten- Like what?!)

Punk: Hey! Eyebrow boy! Get your ass out here!

(Sfx- Gaaan Twhok)

(Sfx- Zawa hustle)

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(Sfx- Zaaaan)

Punk: I'm looking for a guy wearing the same uniform as you bottom feeders!!

He busted my hand, so in exchange I'm gonna bust his face!

Shizuka: They're awfully noisy people....

(Sfx- Hah gasp!)

Shizuka: If Jiro were to see these people acting out in an evil way like him,

Perhaps he'd respond with something even more evil....


Shizuka: Kenta! Akira!

Listen up for a----

Huh?

009

Thug: He's here isn't he?! That fat eyebrow idiot!!

Guy: I---I don't know!!

Kids: HAH!!

(Sfx- Bakakaka smaaaak)

Thug: Umph!!

Kenta: Never fear, the Kusakabes are here!!

(Sfx- Baaaan)

Akira: We won't allow you to bully people.

Thug: Who the hell are you kids!?

Thug2: Heh, that's lame Ootsuka!!

Kenta: We'll teach guys like you to respect justice!!

Shizuka: For crying out loud....You two were supposed to listen to my plan first!

Now come back here before....

Kenta: Allright! Let's finish this---!!

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Big dude: 'Sup?

(Sfx- Guuiiiii snaaatch)

Kenta: UWAAAAAH!!!

Akira: Kenta!

Shizkua: Oh!

Big dude: Come to think of it, didn't the other guy go on and on about justice too?

Kenta: Lemmie go!!!

Thug2: Ya think that he's big brow's little brother?

Akira: Kenta~.

(Handwritten- Give him back!)

Kenta: What? You want to fight my bro again?!

You guys sure like being served then, cause he'd only kick your ass again!

Thug: Looks like we've got a winner.

How about we use this brat as bait?

Shizuka: Kenta!!

Akira!!

Gen: Huh?!

This sensation!!

(Sfx- Hah fwash)

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Eiko: What's a matter little guy? Nervous?

Gen: Oh...no, it's nothing like that...I just felt something.

Eiko: Heheheh, you're new at this aren't you? But you know interviews are no big deal.

In fact, you could even say that they're my specialty!!

(Sfx- Hahahaha)

Gen: U---Uh-huh.

{Justice and Evil meet in the same interview for the same job.}

Shizuka: W—What should I do to save Kenta and Akira?!

Who knew trying to instigate Jiro into fighting would turn out like this?!

(Sfx- Wata wata wata wata wibble wibble wibble wibble)

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Jiro: What are you kids doing?

Aki: Delinquents?

Kyouko: Looks like they're hanging out with the wrong crowd.

Kenta: Hey! Jiro!

Jiro: Address me as Jiro-SAMA.

Akira: Jirorin!

Shizuka: Uwaaaah!! Jiro-san!

To show up at a time like this....!!

Jiro: What's wrong? Has your new little game run into a snag?

You Allies of Justice sure have an abundant amount of free time.

Kenta: WE AREN'T PLAYING AROUND!!

Yuki: Jiro-kun, I totally think those guys are like, bulling those kids!

Jiro: Hm?

Aki: There's nothing worse than a guy who bullies little kids!

Jiro: All right buddy, how about you put those kids down now?

Thug: 'the hell you say?! Do you know who I am?

I dont' give a crap if you're justice or not!

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Jacket: Huuuh? You want a piece of this cape boy?

Thug2: Hahah, what are you? Some kind of cosplay freak?

Let's just kick his ass and get it over with!

Kenta: Wait a second! You can't beat up someone who's weak!

Jiro: What was that brat?!


Kenta: This isn't your problem! So run away!!

Jiro: I see....

Fine then. If you pests weren't in my life, it would actually be a huge relief.

Do as you wish to them, you thugs.

Kyouko: Wait...!

(Sfx- Zatsu swif)

Aki: Huh?!

Shizuka: Of course he wouldn't want to save them!!

What should I do?! I'm only one against all of them!!

Thug: Whatsamatter?! You scared little pansy?

Thug2: Look at the little cosplay freak run away!

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Thugs: BUWAH?!

Jiro: Shut your mouths.

I'm in no mood to wipe up you gutter snipe is all.

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Kenta: He's strong!!

Akira: Awesome.

(Handwritten- We're soooo sorry...)

Shizuka: Thank you so much!

Akira: So much.

Kyouko: C'mon, you should have been honest about saving them from the start.

Jiro: I never intended to save anyone! I just hate to see tripe like that on the street!


Kyouko: Sure, sure.

Shizuka: It seems that we may have been wrong about you after all...

Kenta: Yeah....

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Kenta: Wash your neck and get ready for us, cause we'll be back!!

Shizuka: Hey Kenta!!

Jiro: Oh?

You're still a hundred years off from defeating me, little man!!

Kenta: WHAT?!

Kyouko: That's enough Jiro.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo rmmmmmmmble)

Kenta: How about we settle it right now!!

Jiro: I'd like to see you try!

{He's not upset at all...}

Kyouko: It'll be okay. He's just a big stupid kid as well....so they should get along just fine.

{Jiro-san's not an evil person at all.....}

Jiro: You two fools will never catch me!

Kenta: There's no need for words!!

{So there are people like this even among the Villains...}

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Gen: I'm sorry!

I had only planned on leaving you alone to watch Jiro for a day...

But It turns out that I got the Job after all....so I'll be working mornings.

(Handwritten- Why didn't I get the job dammit?!)


Shizuka: I guess this means I'll have to go to school to watch Jiro better huh.

Gen: Yeah.

I really don't mean to push all of this responsibility on you Shizuka....

Shizuka: So I'll be going to school with Jiro-san now....?

Could this be....fate?

(Side text- Whoa, could there be another meaning behind those words? Is this really a meeting of fate?)

(TO BE CONTINUED IN THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE NEW YEAR. OUT DECEMBER 2ND (WEDNESDAY.)