Gintama 210

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(Sfx-*Don* Bump!)

Boy: Oops…My Bad.

(Side text- He got your goods Gin-san!!)

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(Sfx-*Zatsu* shuffle.)

Boy: Aww Geez, this one is empty too!

(Sfx-*pira* peek)

Boy: Nowadays taint’ no good to try to pick the pockets of Samurai, since they’re always broke!

I’ll betcha I’ve got more than this guy.
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Boy: What tha…?! Mine’s gone too?!

Did I drop it or somethin’?!

Gintoki: Yahoo! Aren’t I lucky happy person?

I get to eat a Parfe, and play a bit of Pachinko!

(Sfx-*Datsu* Glare)

Boy: ‘Ay! That’s my mone---

(Sfx-*Dogo!* Smack!)

Gintoki: YOU DAMN THIEF!!!

Boy: GYAAAAAHHHH!!

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GINTAMA

(Side Text- A Samurai’s way doesn’t mean much when you’re hungry.)

Lesson 210- Always put your wallet in your back pocket.

SORACHI HIDEAKI

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Gintoki: Kid you’re 100 years too early and way too naiieve to even begin to think you can take my wallet.

I know all too well that times are tough, but at least if you’re gonna do stuff like this, you should wait till the person drops it or something first.

Kid: Ok I get it already! You’ve gone and bought three Parfe!

When’s it gonna end?!

Gintoki: Well since you seem to have plenty of free time, how about we put those reflexes of yours to use?

Kid: Huh?

Gintoki: First off I'm gonna need you to return the money you took from my wallet.

Kid: There was nothin' in that wallet!

Gintoki: Don't screw with me kid. There was seven, no eight thousand yen in there, and now its all missing.

Kid: I ain't tryin to be called a kid by some doofus adult who eats nothing but Parfe!!

Gintoki: So you think you're some kind of adult? All right, to help you become an adult faster, how about you do some hard time?

Kid: Wait! Wait bro! Please!

Gintoki: Who's your bro you little urchin? I don't remember having one of those a minute ago.

Kid: I'm telling you to wait up a min! I 'now somewheres to get money like that!

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Ladies: Big Boy Oh Big boy!

Wanna have some fun with us?

(Sfx-Kyah! Kyah!)

Gintoki: Okay okay! Later or something will ya?!

Ladies: Since you've come why not stop on in?

(Sfx-*Zuni gatsu gatu* Grab grab, grope)

Gintoki: Stay back! All you girls need to wash up before trying anything!!

???: Underground hideout Yoshiwara-Shangrila.

This is a place and time that even the Bakfu's reach doesn't extend to, and because of that anything goes.

Its the City of Hades.

Gintoki: And a little brat like you actually lives here?

Even someone like me feels a little bit wary in a place like this.

And the women here aren't even enough to satisfy me.

Although that one up there on the weird ledge seems different.

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Kid?: She's out of your reach.

There's no way you can get to her bro.

Hinowa Dayuu

She's this town's number one escort.

I heards that it costs an arm 'n' a leg just to hang out with her.

A flower high out of reach she is.

With that,

I gotta go first to meet that lady.

Pops, I got the stuff fer today too.

Pops: I see. You're always working hard everyday.

Just be careful ok?

(Sfx-*Charin* jingle)

Kid: I gotcha.

Gintoki: Hey, what are you doing?

Kid: It's obvious ain't it? This here is the Red light district.

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Kid: I'm buying me a woman!

Gintoki: Wha...?

Kid: I wanna buy Hinowa Dayuu.

So i need heaps of cash.

Otose: DAAHAHAHAHAHAH!

You think you can buy the underground city's number one escort with that change?

(Sfx-*Gyahahahahahah)

Catherine: Stupid brat! This ain't first love! Go back to your house and suck on your momma's breast for milk!!

Shinpachi: This isn't a laughing matter at all. Its just a kid's story, a kid's stupid story.

Gintoki: Just when I thought I'd try forgiving him...

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Kagura: I smell Jealousy Shinpachi. Are you just upset that this brat's gonna get some before you?

Shinapchi: WHY WOULD I BE?!

Kagura: Lower your voice. Look at you, getting all riled up. Its not cute you know.

Shinpachi: I AM NOT! BESIDES WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME AT ALL?! IF I WANT TO DO IT I CAN! I JUST DON'T WANT TO HERE!

Ah yeah, I think its strange that a kid your age would want to hang out in the underground city and buy a woman on top of that...its sort of...

Kid: I ain't some brat. I'm Seita. Virgin.

Shinpachi: YOU LITTLE SNOT! WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I DARE YOU TO SAY IT AGAIN!!

(Sfx-*Gababa* Snatch!)

Kagura: Calm down Virgpachi!

(TN- Although the pronounciation beside the kanji is Shinpachi, the actual kanji says 'virgin'. Hense my bad joke.)

Shinpachi: DONT LOOK DOWN ON VIRGINS! THERE'S A THIRTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN MAN WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF GODHANDS! NO BODY MESSES WITH HIM OR ASKS ABOUT WHEN HE'LL GET LAID DO THEY?!

(TN- I think this is a Black jack reference....and wow Sorachi...wow.)

Tama: Searching data records for other thirty year old virgins---

Otose: There's no such thing!

(Sfx-*Pan!* Smack!)

Gintoki: Cut him some slack Pattsuan.

Even if he's a brat, he knows his stuff. All great men love to have the pleasure that comes with women.

Though you must be one hell of a kid to resort to petty theft just for cash.

Seita: Though I'm still little, so I can't get the money by workin'...

So I have to fool folks.

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Otose: To buy an escort means forking over monumental amounts of money.

Do you think that you'll be able to enjoy her living your life so carelessly?

I want the honest truth.

Seita: When I was a baby,

My folks tossed me out.

I don't even remember their faces.

My first memory is of the ol' man who found me after they had left me for dead.

And then even that ol' man got sick and died too 3 years ago.

Before he died he sez to me...

Old man: I want you to know this Seita, your parents didn't abandon you out of hate or ill will.

They abandoned you because they reside in the darkness, and they didn't want the darkness to taint you as well.

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{Even now your mother is trying her best...}

{To survive in the dark pits within Hades.}

{Keeping her brilliance from being tainted.}

Seita: I'm not sure who my mama is..

But I'm thinkin'

It's a good chance it's her!!

(Sfx-*Dan!* Bang!)

Seita: I wanna see her!

I wanna see her and talk to her!

But no matter how much a holler and yell,

She can't hear or see me at all!

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Seita: My hands are small,

So they ain't gonna reach on their own.

That's why I

In order to get to her, I gotta buy her like the others do!

Riskin' my life gettin' some dough

Actin' like a damn thief!

(Sfx-*Potatsu* Drip)

(Handrwritten- Sniffle.)

Otose: So in the end, you're just an unlucky boy who wants to meet his mother.

I'm sure she feels the same way you do.

Seita: Let me work..

'ere.

Otose: Well I suppose if its only money to buy an escort you need,

I could find some use for you.

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Otose: My only rule is...

No more thievery.

(Sfx-*Pota* Drip.)

Seita: Ya....

Thank Ya ever so much!

Gintoki: I'll take my 10 thousand yen out of your paycheck kid.

Seita: I'm tellin' ya there was nothin' in there!

More like, ain't the price goin' up every time you mention it?!

Gintoki: Its interest.

(Sfx-*Bisha* Shut)

Man: Now that I think of it, I haven't seen him around lately.

I wonder what happened to that little thief?

Man2: Oh you mean Seita?

Man: Yeah, that little kid that would come by here every single day with his little tricks, you know that little dirty kid.

Man2: I heard that he actually managed to get a job somewhere and is trying to turn things around for himself.

Man: Are you serious? That brat managed to find a way to get out of this city?!

Man2: Seems that way, he's doing quite well.

He still comes by here every day, but his appearance is totally different!

He looks like some kind of elite guy's kid, and the amount of money he's been bringing has increased!

And he hasn't pitched a single penny from someone else's pocket since then either! He doesn't seem like the kid he used to be!

Man: Is that so?

Well then shall we go check it out?

Man2: Huh? What do you mean?

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Man1: Its obvious right? Seita comes by here every single day with his cash,

And he looks up at Hinowa as if she's the sun itself before he leaves.

Maybe we should invite him in and serve him a little tea?

Man2: Wait...you wouldn't be....

Man: No, its not what you're thinking, of course its impossible for him to actually go and meet Hinowa,

However there are things that we can defiantly get from him.

I'm getting a pretty good feeling that this brat may have a little bit of cash on him that we can 'borrow.'

Man2: Hey hey, you're brewing some pretty awful things in that mind of yours, are you trying to start something?

Man: Not really.

I'm just trying to improve our situation here you know? Why should a kid who looked like him have so much money fo flaunt?

(Sfx-*Toko* clink.)

Man: When guys like us who need it, and can probably use it better have to do a bunch of hard and painful work for pennies?

Man2: I guess you've got a point there.

Next time we see Seita, we'll put our plan in action.

(Handwritten- Sounds good.)

Man1: Oh, good thing no one was around to hear that.

Man&Man2: Ahah!

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(Sfx-*Yura* Wibble.)

(Sfx-*Dosa* Thud)

Gintoki: Its just as i figured.

Well I guess its all good, as long as he gets the money and meets her quickly.

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Gintoki: How much is it miss?

Woman: I suppose we can allow you to have it on the house this time sir.

Gintoki: Do you know Seita?

Woman: He's a quite popular child in these parts.

Are you planning on bringing Seita and Hinowa together sir?

(Handwritten- This is all they've got?)

GIntoki: You're noisy. Its just that having that kid around all of the time is annoying.

I'm just giving him a gentle shove out.

Gintoki: Broke guys should just eat asphalt and dream of meeting Hinowa.

Woman: Ah you must already know that Hinowa is Yoshiwara's top escort.

I can't think that it would be any good for her and that boy to meet each other because of that.

The Yoshiwara-Shangrila and the upper world are so different, its like having two countries in one place.

People from the upper world ae not permitted to poke around in our country. This is a simple rule that everyone must follow.

Why not forget what you saw here, and head back to the upper world for your own good?

GIntoki: Sorry 'bout that..

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GIntoki: Whether I'm up or down,

Following your rules isn't in my program.

(Sfx-*Dodododododo!* Thwokwokwokwokwok)

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(Sfx-*Kashaaaaaaa* Shsssssssssssssh)

(Handwritten: A thief! Thief!)

Gintoki: Damn!

Why do I always get dragged in to such troublesome nonsense?!

(Sfx-* Datsu!* Dash!)

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(Sfx- Kya! Waah! Kyah!!)

Seita: Whazzat?

All that noise?

Kagura: Wa---

Wait just a moment Seita-kun!!

Shinpachi: I can't walk like this!!

Kagura: Walk on the edge then! Shinpachi dahling!

(Tn- Daiyuu seems to be a slang for 'darling, and thats not a spelling error there...its for effect..effect.)

(Side text- The city of Hades undergoes a desperate riot!!)

GINTAMA LESSON 210........END.