Gintama 211

Sorry everyone, you can just insert generic 'blah blah blah *Kill finals*' excuse here for the late chapter. My life should get less hectic next week though, so expect more from me then.





Lady: Oh mister samurai---? Why not come over and see me?

I’ll give you a freebie!

(Side Text: Yoshiwara the city of Hades is being infiltrated by the Yorozuya!)

Man: Don’t touch me vermin!

I have no desire to buy women that can be found at any dirty corner!

(Bottom: GINTAMA.)

Man: I’ve come looking for ‘Hinowa’ who I have heard is Edo’s number one escort.

A patriot with aims to destroy the shogunate like myself will only accept the finest drinks and with them the finest women!

Woman: Hmph! Seems like someone has delusions of grandeur! As if Hinowa would lower herself to the level of an idealistic Samurai!

Go back home lowlife!

(Sfx*Gatsu* Snatch!)

Woman: Gyah!

Man: You wench! You dare look down upon a warrior of my standing?!

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Man: That’s asking for capital punishment!

So watch what you say!

Woman: You boys don’t seem to realize just how far away from home you are do you?

By coming to Yoshiwara, you’re on a different plane than above!

This is woman’s country!

Man: Oh?

I didn’t think we’d get a genuine woman here.

How much?

Woman: You askin’ to buy me?

Man: Yeah. How much?

I’ll give whatever it is you want.

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Man: GYAHHHH!!!

Samurai: D—Damn! It’s the ‘Hundred Blooms!’

(Sfx-*Gacha* chink!)

Samurai: Yoshiwara’s mobile police force ‘Hundred Blooms’!

(Sfx-*Dotsu* Thwok)

Men: GWAAHHHH!!

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(Sfx-*Shaaagaaaaa* Psssssssshhhhttt!)

Woman: For bums like ya’ll

Who like roses…

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Woman: Ya’ll always get cut by the thorns.

(Sfx-*Dobaaaaa* Splllurrt!)

(Side text- Those hands, those eyes…all dyed in red…)

GINTAMA.

Lesson 211: Pretty Roses can come from the thorniest of Bushes.

SORACHI HIDEAKI.

(TN- Gintama= Hot women that can all kick illegal amounts of ass.)

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???: So the Hundred Blooms have started moving?

On top of that a strange rounin has managed to hide within this city?

(TN- Rounin means ‘unemployed samurai.)

???: Since one of the Hundred Blooms has started dealing with it, it shouldn’t take long then.

Although it is interesting that someone is looking for Hinowa as well.

Sounds like a difficult story if you ask me.

(Sfx *Karan* Clink.)

As she is the city of hades’ only sun to shine through the darkness.

The women of this city are subservient to her, as if she remains in this place they see a way out of their prison.

She is the only sun that their eyes have come to know. Her disappearance would plunge us into an impenetrable darkness.

One could even say that Hinowa is the ‘soul’ of our little city within Hades.

An unparalleled beauty that we cannot afford to lose.

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???: She’s important to all of the women of this city.

So in that regard, she is also very important to all of the men in this city. She is the only love that they will ever know.

I won’t allow any of their dirty hands to soil her.

Well, its not like any of these rounin could even begin to dream of the funds needed to buy her..

So in the end no one can hire her.

I have heard that some rat is trying to procure money to buy Hinowa.
It figures that even those she has abandoned would try to win her back.

Woman?: I have investigated.

No mistaking it.

It is the child she abandoned 8 years ago.

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???: Kuku…And here I was thinking that the little brat had died off not too long after that.

Could it be that he’s on his way here to meet Hinowa?

Woman?: It could be very dangerous if that child were to meet Hinowa.

Would she plan on taking her child and running away with him again?

???: I don’t think she’d do that for a second time.

Hinowa understands all too well that this is the only life she knows.

She knows that until death…

She will be indebted to Hades himself.

Call apon Tsukuyo.

Tell her to use any methods necessary to destroy those monsters who would take Hinowa.

Make certain that..

The Rounin and the boy don’t leave here alive.

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Seita: What’zzat?!

There are guy’s out there for my cash?

Shinpachi: Yeah…Seita-kun, apparently there are people who would love to get rid of you and take your money away. The person at the shop is only one of the bad people that are out for you life now..

It seems that the women here all know about everything.

Seita: That bastard!!

So then all my ‘ard earned cash don’t mean squat now!

Shinpachi: That’s not true you know..

I saw how hard you worked.

I’m sure that your mom as well,

Would be glad for you to be working for money rather than stealing.

Lets continue working really hard together Seita-kun.

Seita: Ain’t no meaning to that now is ‘dere?

All of my ‘ard work gettin’ cash to see my ma’ and ‘dere ain’t no point!

(Sfx-*Moyari* Toss!)

???: There is a point to it.

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Shinpachi: We’re just going to have to take you to see her on our own won’t we?

Kagura: I’ve been thinking its weird that you have to get all that money just to see your mommy.

If a son wants to see his mommy he should be able to whenever he wants.

Granny says that its not wise to waste money that you worked hard to get, or at least I think she did.

(Sfx-*chin* Ching)

Kagura: So now we’ll be taking over from here as the Yorozuya!

Seita: Y….

Ya’ll….

Tain’t no point! I can’t possibly go to meet a escort!

Down ‘ere is different than where ya’ll come from---

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(Sfx-*Kakakakakakak* Twktwktwktwktwk)

Seita: Uwhooooooaaa!

Shinpachi: Wha…

What?!

Seita: That’s….

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Seita: That….

That scar…..

(Sfx-*gachi gachi* shiver shiver.)

Kagura: Who’s that?

(Sfx-*Zatsu Zatsu* Tmp tmp)

Yoshiwara’s mobile hunting squadron, the police group ‘Hundred Blooms’

They’re Yoshiwara’s strongest and most brutal warriors!

‘And with ‘em is the ‘Darling Shinigami’ the ever fearsome…

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Seita: Tsukuyo!

Take care of them thoroughly!

(Sfx-*Dodododododo* Thwokthwokthwokthwok)

(Sfx-*Gangangangan* Clatter clatter clatter.)

Shinpachi: Uwahhhh!!

Why is the mobile unit after us?!

Seita: Hell if I know!

Kagura: Now’s not the time for this! Take Seita and get away from here!

(Sfx-*Dotsu!* Blaam!)

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(Sfx-*Chuuu chhuun* Shuuuuuuuuuu)

(Sfx-*mochun* Skritch)

(Sfx-*Dotsu* thunk)

(Sfx-*Gagoooon* Craaaaaaaaaaashhhhh)

(Sfx-*shyan* shhink)

(Sfx-*shagaaaaaaa* shhhhhhhhiiish!)

Kagura: Guwah…

(Sfx-*yoro* wobble)

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(*Sfx-*don* bam!)

Kagura: Shinpa---

Tsukuyo: My target is…

Ya’ll there!

(Sfx-*shaaaaaa* Shisssssssh)

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(Sfx-*gago ga go ginnn!* Ching ching pop!)

Gintoki: Yo…

Shinpachi: Gi----

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Gintoki: Been waiting long?

Shinpachi: Um…ah…

Gin-san? I’m sorry to say…

But…umm you’ve been hit.

(Sfx-*Zubotsu* Tap)

(Sfx-*Zatsu* Turn.)

Gintoki: What? What is it?

Shinpachi: I’m saying that you’ve been hit squarely in your forehead. Are you going to be ok?

Gintoki: What the hell are you saying? I’m totally fine. Nothing’s here, have a look.

Shinpachi: No, I’m fairly sure that you’ve been hit. See that red stuff? Its blood. Are you sure you’re going to be ok?

Gintoki: I’m telling you I haven’t been cut ok?

It’s that you know? I dove in so suddenly that I’m getting a bit of a nosebleed. That’s all.

Shinpachi: But…

Gintoki: I’m telling you that I wasn’t cut already! Why do you insist on making me look like some kind of half wit?! Don’t you think that if I was hit in the head with one of those that I wouldn’t notice or something? Seriously!

Shinpachi: I’m saying that it’s square in your forehead though…

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Gintoki: Shut your mouth already dammit!

I’m not cut! I’m fine dammit! Quit bringing it up already! Its not really a big deal ok?! I didn’t even feel it!

Shinpachi: That just now was an admission though.

Gintoki: Don’t you know what ‘setting up a moment’ is?

Look at the situation.

I was simply trying to go with the flow here. It’s a serious moment now right?

If I start running around like a chicken with its head cut off because of that, it would totally ruin the moment wouldn’t it?! Like break up the mood right!!

Aw dammit, now I’m already looking like a big idiot thanks to you.

You want to laugh everyone? I’ll give you permission. Go right ahead.

Shinpachi: I’m good really….

Tsukuyo: You ain’t just some common thug to be able to dodge all of my attacks are ya?

Just who are you?

Gintoki: Now SHE gets it! She’s totally going with the fact that I managed to ‘dodge’ all of her attacks! Nice way to play it off lady!

Oh and as for that attack of yours? I dodge kunai like that before I take a walk each morning.

Your attack is nothing but child’s play when faced with my prowess…

(Sfx-*Pota pota* Twitch twitch.)

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Gintoki: Aw crap! I slipped up and let everyone see the one I was hiding down there!

Shinpachi: How long are you going to try to play off this sudden cool arrival of yours? You were cut! Plain and simple!

Gintoki: Dammit, they’re laughing. I can hear it, they’re totally laughing.

That’s it, screw you guys! I’m going home.

Shinpachi: Calm down! Listen, If you turn around and have a battle with her or something, maybe people will forget this embarrassing scene! Do it for Seita-kun!

Tsukuyo: You dodged MOST of them like it was child’s play.

Just who are you?

Gintoki: Now this is a damn fine woman! It’s almost like we rehearsed this! She’s great I tell you! Great!

Gintoki: Urgh..

What? Listen up lady, where I come from, that is a pretty sad excuse of an attack.

Hey Seita, you’ve been awfully quiet…you o---

Sei-----

(Sfx-*Sakkuri* Woooble.)

(Side text- This does not bode well! Next time Tsukuyo’s true objective?)

GINTAMA LESESON 211…….END.