Gintama 215

Great great chapter. I do wonder where things are going to go from here though? Will we get that Brother versus Sister showdown? Or not yet after all?

(Sfx- DON *THOOM*)

(Bottom text- GINTAMA.)

(Side text- A fierce battle of the beasts!!)

Housen: OOOOOOHHHH!!

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(Sfx- Zugagagagagagaga *Thwackthwackthwackthwack*)

Lesson 214: It’s dangerous to interrupt a fight.

SORACHI HIDEAKI

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(Sfx- Gago! *Biff!*)

(Sfx- Gashaaaaa *Shssssssshhh*)

Yato: Knock it off leader!

Don’t forget why we’re here!

Stop Ungyou!

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Yato: Lea---

(Sfx- Nuko *Thwap!)

(Sfx- Para para *Clatter clatter.*)

Kamui: Leave me alone.

Right now I’m having the time of my life, so don’t get in the way.

Or I’ll kill you.

Ungyou: Leader!!

Yato: You can’t say I didn’t warn you.

Damn—Leader’s started up his nasty habit again…

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(Sfx- Gogogogogo *ruuuuumble.*)

(Sfx- Douuu *Smack!*)

Yato: Now there isn’t…

A single person who can stop him.

(Sfx- Dogoyan *Thwack!*)

(Sfx- Bicha bicha bicha *Drip drip drip.*)

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(Sfx- Zushaaaa *Spraaaaay*)

(Sfx- Bushiii *shliiish*)

(Sfx- Gatsu *Grip*)

(Sfx- Guoooooo *wissssssh*)

(Sfx- Don! *Smack!*)

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(Sfx- Gotsu *Thunk!*)

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *ruuuuumble.)

Kamui I would expect no less from the Night King Housen.

You truly are a man who stands above other Yato.

Kamui: Although its rather sad that I your junior am about to over throw you the senior at last.

Housen: You overthrow me? Is that a joke?

Kamui You still don’t understand what above and below are.

All it is to you is those who are strong and those who are weak.

But who is it that nurses the strong when they need it? Isn’t it the so called weaklings?

For a solder like me, something like that was..

Worth baring my fangs.

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Kamui: Isn’t that known as the Yato blood?

Our clan seeks out the strongest, that have the most strength, and live on as warriors.

This dirty place you call home, living among women and booze…

It dilutes that blood making it worthless.

Even now this battle isn’t even interesting enough for me to put effort into.

It saddens me to think that at one time you had that blood of carnage flowing within you.

But then you dirtied it with booze and women.

Housen: Shut your mouth.

(Sfx- Zugotsu *clatter*)

Kamui: Face it, you don’t belong here.

Housen: I’m telling you to shut it.

Kamui: The place you belong is…

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(Sfx- Dogoo! *Crash!*)

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Ruuuumble*)

Kamui: That’s right.

(Sfx- Zatsu *Step.*)

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Kamui: Our place is….

Here on the battlefield.

Housen: Oooooooooohhh!!!!

(Sfx- Zuun *Thooom*)

Guard: Again….

Guard2: It’s coming from Housen-sama’s room.

Guard: As usual if we try to go up there and find out what happened we’ll be scolded.

It seems something else is about to start here in Yoshiwara…

Guard2: It’s because he has those strange people in from time to time that all find of awful people and things can get through.

Tsukuyo: That’s right.

And at that time we ain’t supposed to be havin’ idle chatter.

Guards: Boss!

Where have you been up until now?

Tsukuyo: I had to go investigate the broken pipe removal.

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Guard: But I’m so relived! Now that you’re here boss we can rest easy.

Tsukuyo: That’s right, jus’ leave Housen-sama to me.

I’m expectin’ ya’ll to guard this spot well.

???: Yes ma’am!

Paako: Don’t let a single person through this area ok?

If you get in a tight spot, you have my permission to call 110.

(TN- 110 is the equivalent to 911 in Japan.)

???: We don’t need permission to do that! Geez!

(Sfx- Byon Byo *Bounce bounce.*)

(Sfx- Gacha *Clank!*)

Guard: Boss! Intruders!

Tsukuyo: Naw that ain’t it they’re ah…

New hands.

Guard: New help?! These suspicious looking people?!

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Paako: I’m Paako~

Pachie: I’m Pachie~

Gurako: I’m Gurako~

And the three of us together are the Daahling Bursting Peaches!

(Sfx- Gacha *Clank!*)

Guards: Boss! Intruders!

Tsukuyo: I’m telln’ ya they’re new hands.

Guard: How is this ok?! Why would you bring these people,

Who probably don’t know what it means to bring Housen-sama pleasure?

Paako: In his pants?

Guard: As if I meant that you silicon filled bimbo!!

These fools will only make things more dangerous if they go in there talking like that!

Paako: Don’t worry about it. I’m sure that Hou-sama will know quality women when he gets one look and feel.

Guard: Who’s Hou-sama?! Housen-sama! And you’re going to base your first impression all on a single touch?!

Paako: No, even better we’ll call him ‘Night King.’ I’m sure that putting it that way will load his Bazooka in no time!

Guard: That’s not what I meant either!!

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Tsukuyo: I’m tellin’ ya they’re new hired hands ‘round here.

Take it from me, they know what they’re doin’.

Guard: Well if you say so boss….

(Sfx- Gigiiiii *Creeeeek*)

Guard: Please enter.

(Sfx- Zazatsu *eeeeeeek*)

Pachie: Somehow we managed to make it inside it seems…

Guard: Please take care on your journey.

As it will be the last one you take alive.

(Sfx- Gigiii *Creeeek*)

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(Sfx- Goun *Thud*)

(Sfx- shubababababababa *Shssshhhhhhhhh*)

(Sfx- Gogogogo *ruuuummmble.*)

(Sfx- Pota pota *Drip drip.*)

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(Sfx- Dosa *Thud*)

Yato: That’s enough.

Now you two cool off.

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(Sfx- Zubotsu *Pluck!*)

(Sfx- Dosaa *Thuuud.*)

(Sfx- Perori *slurp.*)

Yato: Damn, it took one arm and one guy’s life to stop this fight between you two..

At least for his sake, let’s just call this a mismanagement and forgive our Leader, Boss Housen.

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Yato: You should know there aren’t too many of us Yato left. So killing each other is nothing but an eyesore.

We didn’t come here to start a war with you.

We just came to try to build up a better relationship with you.

Housen: Don’t start getting fresh with me again boy.

But if it’s this town that you want so badly, at least tell me the truth about the matter.

Yeah the old guys at the top…

They’re afraid of the Night King and the connections that he has with others. We at the Harusame know this.

I think you already know that you and this city are growing rapidly.

It’s not just the money that the old guys are worried about, it’s the fact that sooner or later thoughts of betrayal might start sounding good to you.

Housen: Some friends they are.

As soon as one of their own starts to get a little successful, they start quivering like senile old fools.

Fine do as you please.

Yato: Boss!

Housen: You can do whatever you want,

With the money and the women.

Such pointless fighting over equally pointless material goods doesn’t suit me but..

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Housen: If you even DREAM about taking my country away from me…

I’ll be glad to show you just how fearsome this Night King can become.

Kamui: This place is worthless.

If you are that infatuated with your toys…

Then I’ll leave you here to die with them.

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Kamui: I have no interest in killing the pathetic.

Housen: Leave me to die with them?

Hmph, I’ve already decided on that long ago.

I know I can’t go and bathe in the sun’s rays…

Yet why do I thirst to do just that?

(Text- The merciless Night King…Has but one wish…..)

GINTAMA LESSON 215……..END.