Gintama 176

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(Top Text- Lesson 176)

Shinpachi: Well at least we can hide away in this cave for a bit.

For now let’s clean aside the rain dew.

This skeleton is here though.

Kyuubee: It seems this unlucky fellow met his end after being shipwrecked here like we were.

If we don’t figure out a way out of here soon, then I’m afraid that things don’t look too good for us.

(Sfx- Zatsu *Step.*)

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Lesson 176: Rings on a turtle’s shell are more than the years its lived.

Kamenashi: Huh?

Shinpachi-san?

Shinpachi: Ka---

Kamenashi-san?!

(Sfx- Kashutsu *Grab.*)

Kamenashi: Oh man, I’ve been lookin-

Shinpachi: Looking my foot! Where the hell have you been?!

(Sfx- Kuwa *Glare*)

Don’t you know what we’ve been suffering through up until now you damned quadruped?!

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Kamenashi: Oww…

Please let go…

Kyuubee: Calm yourself Shinpachi-kun…

Shinpachi: Take us back home dammit! You call this island in the middle of the sea Ryuuguu? This is all of your fault that we ended up stranded in the middle of the ocean!

Kamenashi: Hold on a moment! What are you saying?

This isn’t an abandoned isl---

Shinpachi: It’s empty isn’t it!! Why would you bring us to a place like this?!

Kamenashi: But this isn’t an abandoned Island!

This is Ryuuguu….

(Sfx- Gatsu *Grip*)

Shinpachi: What the hell are you blabbering on about dammit!!

Didn’t you say it yourself that Ryuuguu is a paradise?! Well look around! Would you live in a place like this?! Would you?!

Kamenashi: Eek!

Kyuubee: Calm down Shinpachi-kun! We should listen to what he’s saying. We don’t have a way to examine to find out if he’s lying, so for now his word is all we have!

Shinpachi: AS IF!

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Tae: Shin-chan~ What’s going on?

Shinpachi: Sister! Good timing! I just found what we’ll be eating for dinner tonight! The menu is Turtle soup!

Kamenashi: Wait!Wait!Wait!Wait! I’m telling you the truth! This is Ryuuguu!

I may have been lying about the kelp thing, but this is the honest to goodness truth!!

Shinpachi: I think you’d lie twice!!

Kyuubee: Shinpachi-kun….oh Shinpachi-kun…

Shinpachi: What…

(Sign Ryuuguu Castle)

Kamenashi: But isn’t this wonderful? You all are ok!

I actually thought that you guys would have been swept away by the ocean current..

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Shinpachi: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

Wa—Wha….WHAAAAAAT?!

Thi---This is Ryuuguu Castle?!

The real Ryuuguu Castle?!

Kamenashi: Yes…it really is Ryuuguu Castle..

We just barely made it here too. If we hadn’t made it over the bridge, we’d probably be in Saitama or something.

(Handwritten- What the heck is Saitama?)

Shinpachi: N---No way!!

Then…Then explain that thing there!

Ryuuguu has skeletons lying around here too then?!

Doesn’t it look like a shipwreck victim?!

Kamenashi: Uh, this is my wife.

Shinpachi: WHAAAAAAT?!

This is your wife?! Your actual factual wife?

Kamenashi: She isn’t dead or anything, she just used a bit too much energy in laying the eggs, and is taking a brief nap.

Shinpachi: DUDE SHE’S TOTALLY A SKELTON NOW!!!

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Kamenashi: Midori, you have to get up and greet our guests.

Ahh, I’m sorry, she’s always been really shy around strangers.

Shinpachi: THAT ISN’T SHY, IT’S DEATH DAMMIT! LIFE HAS STRIPPED HER NAKED!!

Kamenashi: Aww, you’ve been marking up the floor again? I guess it can’t be helped, after all its been a whole month…

I understand it all dear, the pain of being away from your loving husband and having those eggs waiting for their daddy.

Shinpachi: Look at the writing on the floor!! She was trying to write a dying message dammit!

Kamenashi: I keep telling you to take off your shell before going to sleep..

Kyuubee: Just what is this?

Hasegawa: In any case, this doesn’t seem to be an abandoned island after all.

Maybe they’ll come by here on a normal route, and save us after all.

Shinpachi: Yay!!! We can go back!!

Who cares about Ryuuguu anymore!

Hasegawa: I never said that we’d be able to get out of here that easily at all!! It’s a complicated issue!

Hurry up and let’s find another way out of here!

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Hasegawa: Hey turtle!

Hurry up and get your ass over here! If you don’t we’ll leave you behind!

Kamenashi: Where are…

We going to?

You say we’re going to get out of here..

But there’s nowhere to run to.

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People: Wha…

What’s that?

Turtles?!

There’s a huge group of them moving over here!!

(Sfx- Zazazazazaza *Tmptmptmptmp*)

(Sfx- Wa kya *Ahh!! Yahhh!!*)

(Sfx- Zazazazaza *Tmptmptmpmp*)

(Sfx- Zazaza *Tmp tmp*)

(Sfx- Pushuuuuuu *Shsshhhhh*)

(Sfx- Kyaaaaaa)

(Sfx- Towaaaaa)

(Sfx- Shuuuuu *Shhhhhhsh*)

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(Sfx- Kuaaaaaaaa *Yaaaaahhhh*)

(Sfx- Bokukukn *Crackkbssshhht*)

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Ruuuuummmble*)

People: Hey! What’s that!

(Sfx- Gou Gotsu *Thunk thunk*)

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(Sfx- Pushuuuuuuu *Shhhhhhhh*)

Hanano Ana: Please take a good look viewers!

The City of Edo is in peril!

A sudden army of Turtles suddenly appeared with strange boxes strapped to their backs..

And then they released a deadly smoke that would turn anyone who inhales it into a senior citizen!

Just what is going on here?

What do these turtles hope to gain with their strange gas? Now let us return to the studio…

(Sfx- Geho goho *Cough cough*)

Kusano: No matter how gently we try to put this, it seems like Edo is in big trouble.

Hanano Ana will now take us to the doctor’s office to verify whether this is an act of Bioterrorism. Ana, are you still there?

Hanano Ana: Um…Uh…ah….

I forgot.

Kusano: Hanano Ana?

How strange, your image on my screen has suddenly changed….

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Kusano: Get rid of that old woman!

Now let us go to Commercial.

Shinpachi: E---Edo is…

Becoming a Granny and Grandpa paradise!!

What the heck is going on there?!

Why is that kind of thing going on in Edo?

Kamenashi: That’s Ryuuguu Castle’s newest development. A old person transformation weapon.

Treasure Chest G.

(TN- I think the G which would be pronounced ‘Ji’ is probably supposed to be for ‘Jiji’ or ‘gramps.’)

Shinpachi: Ryuuguu Castle’s?

Why would Ryuuguu want to attack Edo like this?!

Wait a second! Now that I think about it aren’t we on Ryuuguu now?! Does that mean you’re an enemy too?!

Kamenashi: If I were your enemy, why would I bother bringing you guys out here with me? This is a new sprout you know.

We’re underneath the lighthouse right now.

Shinpachi: Wait a second Kamenashi-san, you didn’t bring us here to strike a blow against the people doing this did you?

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Kamenashi: That would be half of the reason, but you’re also half wrong.

I’m..

Asking you guys to help me as brave soldiers , and together we will completely obliterate Otohime’s plan.

This is why I called you guys here.

(Sfx- Kya *Sheen.*)

(Sfx- Dodon *Duuddduun.*)

(Sfx- Zazatsu *Dododon*)

Shinpachi: T---That is..

(Sfx- DON *Bam.*)

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Mohawk: KAMENASHI!

BRING YOUR ASS OUT HERE! YOU’RE UNDER SIEGE!!

The large Elimination battalion captain wants a piece of you!

Anyone who dares to oppose Otohime-sama gets the death penalty!

I already see that you have a bunch of earthlings there with you!

You know that all of the Earthlings are about to get wiped out! We’d be happy to erase you along with them!!

Kamenashi: Damn.

I knew they’d show up.

Let’s get out of here!!

(Sfx- Zazaza *Tmptmtmp*)

Shinpachi: Wha…Wait!!

Turtle: There they go! I can see that Kamenashi is with them!!

(Sfx- Datsu *Dash.*)

(Sfx- Doon *BOOM*)

All: UWAHHHHH!!!

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Shinpachi: What the heck is going on here?!

We came here for a summer vacation! Do I have to explain what that means?!

(Sfx- Dododododo *Runrunrunrun*)

Kamenashi: I’ll put it simply!

Ryuuguu’s master Otohime plans on taking over this planet!

And at this rate Earth will…

Become the retirement planet of the universe!

Kamenashi: My plan is to nip her aims in the bud, and stop her conquest!

But in order to stop Otohime, I have to have brave soldiers by my side!

So for that sake, I had to get others together, and have them help me find people who wouldn’t falter in the face of evil! People who’s souls wouldn’t let them back down!!

That’s right! I had them choose you guys!

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Shinpachi: Don’t lie!

You came to run away from your wife and take lewd photos of beach going girls!

And on top of that you’ve camouflaged your ‘outings’ as Doraemon videos!!

Tae: No matter where we go…there are turtles!

This whole Island has been boxed in!

Hasegawa: What will we do?!

Kyuubee: Damn!

Why aren’t those guys here when we need them the most?!

Shinpachi: Just hold on the beset you can please!!

I know that he’ll be here in a moment!

Those guys won’t leave us hanging in a time like this!

Gin-san will defiantly….

Gintoki: Yo….Been waiting long?

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{Gin-san..}

Gintoki: We’ve been looking all over for you up until now Shin…Shin…what was it again?

Katsura: If it isn’t Shinichiro-kun…

You’ve gotten so big since I last saw you! Here! Have 50 yen.

(Sfx- Gaku gaku yobo yobo *Wobble wobble, shake shake.)

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Shinpachi: Um…Who are they?

Kagura: Gin-chan and Zura.

Katsura: Not Zura but Ka…ka…

(Sfx- Kapetsu *Spit!*)

Katsura: What was that?

I had a feeling I was going to say something important…but what?

Right…Ka….Ka

(Sfx- Kapetsu *Spit!*)

Kamenashi: No…No way….you…

I brought you all the way here to Ryuuguu, just for you to fall into the sample traps of Treasure Chest G?!

Katsura: What sample?

Gintoki: Beats me.

Katsura: Beside that, I could swear we’ve met before. Who are you?

Gintoki: Who are you?

???: NO WAY!!!!

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Mohawk: Excuse my rudeness…

Kamenashi, the leader former leader of the large Elimination battalion captain and a few other earthlings, six in number, and one Amanto have been captured.

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???: Hmm, a very commendable job.

Execute Kamenashi, and then use the Treasure box on the rest of the humans.

Mohawk: Right away.

???: Fufufu…

I’ll erase everything on this beautiful planet.

And then I will rise above everything else on this planet..

This Ryuuguu’s master Otohime, as the fairest of them all… Hohohohohoho…..