Hajimete No Aku 48

Again, Aku does climaxes pretty well. Nothing earth shattering, but it was cute enough. A BDR development is coming soon, so stay tuned.

(Black Box- The twice as tough development comedy!!)

(Side text- The series climax!! Kyouko's in the middle of a mad tug o war!!)

Chapter 48: An elegy for a single bodied duplicity.

(Bottom text- The next world hobby fair will be held in Fukuouka on February 7th! For details on how you can get an autograph, check out page eight!!)

FUJIKI SHUN.

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{Last time on Hajimete no Aku, Kyouko got kidnapped!! Unfortunately, although Eiko and 2.0 pursued her, God's tricks had them separated into different locations! Right now an extremely hungry Eiko is fighting against a bear! It's NEET VS BEAST!! Who will reign supreme?!}

(Handwritten- MEEEEAT!!!)

{Oh yeah, Jiro went after Kyouko or something like that.}

(Side text- Kurata who fooled Jiro, was then fooled himself....)

Jiro: Now that it's all over, tell me who those fools were.

I'm confused on what just happened....weren't they supposed to be your support? Yet they seemed intent to do you harm....

It seems that they were trying to destroy your organization...

Could they be allies of justice then...?

Kurata: We'll talk later. Let's just get out of here.

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(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmmble)

Jiro: I suppose, but now that I've calmed down I notice something else...

Kyouko, your mannerisms are different than usual....

Kyouko: Whoa! What am I hanging on to him for?!

I don't even know who this guy is....

(Sfx- Baaa fwap)

(Sfx- Gyuuu squeeze)

Yuri: Ya'll have ta forgive me now...I just can't get enough of holdin' him.

Kurata: Sorry about this Jiro....

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Yuri: Shucks! It's a pleasure to meet ya'll...I'm Shinichi's gal, Yuri.

I guess I'm gonna be borrowin' Kyouko-chan's body for lil' bit.

(Sfx- Doyooon drooop)

Kyouko: Why did this have to happen to me?

Yuri: Now there's no need to be givin' up so easily! People are better'n that!

2.0: Kyouko-sama's like a one woman show isn't she?

Jiro: How very annoying....

Kurata: I didn't think things would end up like this...

Yuri's data and memories are floating within your body Kyouko, because I was able to transform the essence into electrical pulses.

Unfortunately, it seems that these pulses aren't strong enough to completely submerge your consciousness...which is why the both of you still technically exist.

Jiro: What!? She wouldn't allow me to lay a hand on her, for modification or otherwise!!

(Sfx- Kuwaaaa roaaar)

Kurata: Like I said, I'm sorry.

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Kurata: Now, the question is....what do we do about this single body duplicity?

Yuri: This is a problem ain't it? Poor Kyouko-chan's gotta be goin' crazy now.

Kurata: Hey, you're heavy Yuri!

(Sfx- Piku poit)

Jiro: Grr!! How dare that louse get so touchy feely with Kyouko's body...!

For some reason, it's grating on my nerves....and making me a little jealous....I have to stop him at once!!

Kurata: Well, we have the means to try and fix her right?

If you help me, I'm sure we'll find a way.

Jiro: Of course!! You have to return Kyouko to normal at once!!

(Sfx-Bii point)

(Sfx- Chaaa Kachak)

2.0: Shall I shoot, Jiro-sama?!

Yuri: You two are scary!

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{And so a way to separate the girls began.}

{All the while, Kyouko (Yuri) stayed close to Kurata's side.)

(Handwritten- Now that looks strange~)

{So close in fact, that Jiro found it very hard to concentrate on research.}

Jiro: Ngh!! I can't peel my eyes away!! What is that fool doing with Kyouko's body?

I have to find a way to get Kyouko's body back!!

I can't let the two of them have their way with her!!

Huh?!

Kyouko!! You couldn't possibly have grown.....interested in Kurata-dono have you?!

Do you think that for a moment, I'd let any one other than myself claim your body?!

(Sfx- Gaaaan baaaan)

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Jiro: Hey, Kyouko!!

2.0: Jiro-sama, what's wrong?

Jiro: N, Nothing...

What IS wrong with me?


These feelings aren't like me at all.....

{As I watch them, I feel a little bit happy....}

{Could this be the reason why people have lovers....?}

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Yuri: Oh wow! It fits right fine!

Kurata: It was made specifically for your finger after all...

It's a little bit late though....Sorry.

Yuri: Hmm...well I reckon five years is a little bit long to keep a gal waitin'...

Kurata: I swear that I'll do something about this situation....

I'm so happy that you're back....Yuri....

Yuri: Shinichi....

Jiro: Kyo.....!!

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(Sfx- Paaaaaa fwaaaash)

Kurata: Yu---ri...?!

Jiro: What on earth...?!

2.0: Kyouko-sama!

Kyouko: Ngh....

The revival was a failure...!

But I felt bad for Yuri-san, and lent her my body for a little while...

Jiro: What did you say?!

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Kurata: You mean....I failed to bring you back Yuri?!

Yuri: I'm sorry Shinichi...


But I've passed on now.

I want to stay with ya'll...but I can't...

Kurata: But you can!! As long as you remain within her...!!

(Sfx- Baaa flasssh)

Kurata: Look, If I fix these machines then it should be possible!

Wait!! Please...Dammit!!

I won't let you leave me again...!!

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(Sfx- Gotsuuuu CRAAAASH)

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Yuri: I'd like to thank ya' , Jiro-chan.

I'm tickled pink that ya still think of me Shinichi...

But it's about time ya started livin' for yourself.

'Cause if ya don't....

I won't be able to rest.

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Jiro: I won't resist if you want to strike me down....

It's penance for destroying your equipment.

Kurata: Gah...!!

Kurosawa: Hahahahaah! Now what do we have here?!

(Sfx- Zatsu Swiff)

Kurosawa: Your woman got away?

That's no good!

After all you did to bring her back, she just runs off?


She broke your heart, and now your value to me is busted up as well.

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Kurosawa: Whoa.

(Sfx- Dooon thooom)

Kurosawa: What's the meaning of this?

You won't hit me if you aim randomly like that.

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Jiro: Why don't you...

SHUT UP.

Kurosawa: Oooh you're so scawwy.

Welp, this party's a bust, so I'm outta here!

Kyouko: Jiro...

(Handwritten- Jiro-sama! Say the word and I'll blast him to smithereens!)

(Signs- Woman's bath//Men's bath.)

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Kyouko: fuuuu....

Well this day has been full of trouble huh...

(Sfx- Zapuuu)

Jiro: Kyouko?

Kyouko: Jiro!

(Sfx- Zaa fwwwi)

Kyouko: What happened to Kurata-san after that?

Jiro: He's promised to quit trying to revive the dead.

He's also returned the other girls he kidnapped.


Kyouko: I see. Well that's good to hear I guess...

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Kyouko: Well, considering that you and that Kurata guy are such great friends...

Maybe I should have done him a favor, and let Yuri have more time in my body.

Jiro: Wh---

What was that?!

(Sxf- Zabaaa flisssh)

Kyouko: What's with you!?

Jiro: You...you really DO like Kurata-dono don't you...?!

(Sfx-Kaku gaku shiver shiver)

Jiro: That's why you let him hold your body like that....!!

Kyouko: OF COURSE NOT YOU IDIOT!!

I told you that's what Yuri-san wanted!!

Jiro: I---I see!! That's what it was!!

Kyouko: Geez....what on earth are you going on about?

{Wait...he couldn't have been....}

Kyouko: Stewing in his own Jealousy....?

(Handwritten- Hahahaahah....)

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Jiro: Of COURSE that's what it was!! You'd never let anyone other than myself have your body!! Hahahahaah!!!

Kyouko: Eh...whatever.

Jiro: Oh, it's snowing!

Kyouko: It's really pretty huh?

Eiko: I've got a warm ride, and fish to eat!!

But...where am I?

(Side text- A single day is all it took to bring them a little closer....Next issue....a new development!!)

(Bottom text- This person got a little closer in a different way...)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 8.