Gintama 216

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(Sfx- Shugagagagaga *Shhhhseeeeen*)

(Top- GINTAMA)

Shinpachi: AUUUGHH!!

(Bottom- The latest volume of the manga #24 and the novel 3rd Year Z Class ‘Ginpachi Sensei’ will receive a simultaneous release on July 4th! An amazing Right page spread!!)

(Sfx- Shakiiin!)

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Shinpachi: WHOA!!

(Sfx- Karararan *Clatter clatter.*)

???: It seems that…

They’ve seen through our Monkey business.

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(Sfx- Zan *Doom*)

???: The outlook is really bad from here…

Guard: Boss, quit playing dumb.

You of all people couldn’t have possibly thought we’d let you in easily.

You know that of all the things you can do in Yoshiwara, betrayal is the one that is the least forgiven.

Gintoki: Is that so? Well then, I wonder what we can possibly do here? I doubt you’ll take ‘I’m sorry’ at this point right?

Since you guys have all gathered here, let’s have a farewell party.

(Sfx- Pasasatsu *Shft*)

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Gintoki: I guess this is where we say so long huh?

Shinpachi: At any rate, its good bye for YOU Gin-san.

Gintoki: Huh? What?

Shinpachi: ‘Huh?’ my foot! What the hell is up with your forehead that you always get cut there? Is that a future site for a Black hole?!

Gintoki: I was cut? Really? I don’t feel a thing…

(Sfx- Tessa *Pluck*)

Shinpachi: I saw what you did there! Your face its turning red! Do you think that’s bluch or something?

Kagura: Hey you two! Quit playing around. This isn’t the time to stop and joke you know.

(Sfx- Pota pota *Drip drip.*)

(Handwritten- We’re losing our tension.)

Shinpachi: You were cut too!! Just admit it already!!

Tsukuyo: Hmph, And ta’ think I thought ya’ll were good enough to cover tha’ front.

Ya’ll still got a long way ta go if you wanna take down tha Night king.

Shinpachi: Uh, we don’t need for you to be the comic relief here…

So please just turn around and notice that your back is in critical condition.

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Guard: Traitors are to be killed on sight. That is the law of Yoshiwara.

You are also one of women of Yoshiwara so you should know this well.

So hand over your life!!

And honor that law till the very end!!!

Gintoki: It’s sad really…

A bunch of hot escort ninjas that are dressed like dancers are charging at me, and I’m not happy. This is supposed to be a man’s fantasy.

Yet I seem to be breaking out in a cold sweat, rather than rejoicing.

As I thought, Women are…

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(Sfx- *Brun!!* Boin!)

Gintoki: Our boobs only deliver the most spicy milk.

(Sfx- Jijitsu *Ssshhhht*)

Gintoki: Go on and enjoy, this party is only getting started.

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(Sfx- DOFOOO *THOOOM*)

GINTAMA

Lesson 216: There are plenty of guys who think that ‘little breasts’ are ‘pretty breasts’, Rambo isn’t Reckless, and that ‘Buddy’ and ‘Ah a Wart’ don’t sound the same.

(TN- Aibou is buddy, and Aah Ibou is Ah---a wart. A Sorachi pun XD)

(Side text- The Anime comes on every Thursday night at 6 pm on TV Tokyo and its affiliates!)

(Sfx- Biri Biri *Tingle tingle*)

(Bottom text- SORACHI HIDEAKI)

Guards: Bring the child this way!

The intruders who want him are headed in this direction!

Kamui: An intruder? Is that why everyone has become so lively?

Yato: You’ve caused enough trouble already you know.

Kamui: What’s with that kind of atitude? If you can’t forget little things and move forward, you’ll have a tough life ahead.

Yato: Dude, someone’s already dead.

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Yato: Yanno, I’ve been thinking. It’s weird for you to go on missions that are simple business transactions like this one.

You weren’t planning on meeting Housen from the beginning were you?

Kamui: Heheh, Cat’s out of the bag huh?

Yato: It’s been out for ages now.

By the way, one other thing that’s kind of messed up to me…

Is that kid we were supposed to bring over to Housen. In the end he was just a tool to see him too wasn’t he?

Kamui: Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that kid.

Well it’s not my problem, I could care less if he runs away, the fun times have already passed.

Yato: You saying its just enough that we showed up?

Well I guess the Harusame didn’t say we had to come here and Kill boss Housen, just to get a look around Yoshiwara and find out what he is doing here.

There was no way that we’d be able to defeat a monstrous old man like that mano a mano anyway.

The last thing we need is to instigate a war between the Harusame and the Night king. I don’t think the higher ups would be all that happy especially since they know what’ll result.

Kamui: If that time should come..

I’ll just take the lives of the higher ups.

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Yato: So are you saying that you have aims to be the Pirate King or something?

(TN- Sorachi…was that on purpose?)

Kamui: Sounds nice, I’d love to see what kinds of strong warriors I’d meet up with a position like that.

Yato: Yeah yeah, I’m sure you’d make a great super villain you bastard. When you get that high up I’ll throw you a party.

Kamui: Where are you going Abuto? Heading back so soon?

Abuto: I’m headed out of here before that scary old man decides to change his mind and kill us.

At this rate, if Housen does come back and see us here we won’t be getting out alive.

We’ve already done what we need to do, so we should just go ‘honored’ leader….no..

The man on the path of ‘Future’ pirate king.

Hehehe…

(Handwritten- Good luck~)

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(Sfx- Oooooooo *sshhhhhhh*)

Guard: This isn’t an explosive at all…

It’s a smoke bomb!

So they think they can make a fool of us? Are we not women all of you?

We the Hundred blooms, the women that stay even after being abandoned?

Look! I see them! There! There!

Seize them!!

(Sfx- Dododododo *Tmptmptmptmptmp*)

(Sfx- Yaaaahhhh!!)

Gintoki: Damn!

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Guards: Uwahahhh!!

Gintoki: Hurry up and run!!

(Sfx- Zugaaaa *Swissssh*)

(Sfx- Dodododododo *Thwok thwok thwok*)

(Sfx- Gashaaaa *Chiiink*)

(Sfx- Yaaaaahhhh!!)

Guard: Its no good! They’re continuing to breach our defenses!!

(Sfx- Doooon! Doooon!! *Crassh! Bang!*)

???: At this rate we’re going to lose sight of Seita!!

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Tsukuyo: I’ll take care of things here.

Ya’ll go ahead on without me.

Shinpachi: Tsukuyo-san!!

Kagura: You know you’ll die…

Since you brought them up as their boss…

Tsukuyo: Hand ova the res’ of the fire.

If I go on with ya’ll it’ll only be the cause of more troubles.

I’ll use these against dem.

Shinpachi: If it comes down to it in the end…

Why not come with—

Tsukuyo: No, just hand dem over.

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Shinpachi: Gin-san! Do you really plan on leaving her behind?

(Sfx- Patsu shitsu )

Gintoki: Not really.

But you’d better come back to us.

Beat them and then follow us.

And don’t even think of coming back

Until you’ve taught all of them a lesson.

Kagura: Gin-chan..

Tsukuyo: Ya’ll best go ahead.

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Tsukuyo: I don’ like repeatin’ myself. I ain’t worried about protectin’ nutthin ‘cept Hinowa.

So I ain’t gonna waste my life in a place like this jus’ because ya’ll went on without me.

Go on…quickly.

{That’s right.}

{I gotta protect Hinowa’s life with my own.}

{She’s my}

{Sunshine.}

{She’s Yoshiwara’s}

{Sunshine.}

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{Yoshiwara’s}

{Resonating Sun high in the air.}

Tsukuyo: I’m already ready ta die.

No matter where it is or who its’ wit…No one is getting’ by.}

Not past the protecta of the sun Tsukuyo

Who’s on duty now.

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(Sfx- Zagoooooo *BOOOOM*)

Kagura: Uwaaaaaaaa!!

Gintoki: Get the hell out of the way!

We don’t have time to play games in a place like this!!

Shinpachi: We’ve got to hurry!

To the Night King’s lair! I’m sure that Seita-kun is waiting for us there too!!

If we don’t hurry everything will be in vain!

So hurry! As quickly as possible!

(Sfx- Dodododododo *tmptmptmptmp*)

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(Sfx- Zudoooo *CRASH*)

(Sfx- Gakiiiiin! Gakkiiin *Claaaannnng*)

(Sfx- Dogogogo *Craassh rummmmmble*)

(Sfx-Garashaaan *craaaaaaah*)

(Handwritten- Kagura-chan!)

(Sfx- Gatsu *Stomp*)

???: Well isn’t THIS a surprise.

I would have never thought that the guys that we snatched that brat from would actually be alive and stupid enough to show up here.

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Abuto: If he finds out that you guys are alive, he’ll get angry all over again.

I really really do not want to bring the leader off his good mood by letting him find you.

You earthlings are good at reproducing, but you’ve got weak constitutions.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *rummmmmble.*)

Gintoki: So you’ve shown up huh?

Abuto: Three of you, but only one of you is actually a threat, well not really. I just hope the old man looks fondly on us for taking out his garbage.

Kagura: Hey, are you asleep or something, you idiot?

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(Sfx- Gotsu *TWHACK!*)

(Sfx- Dogagagagasha *Craaash! Tinkletinkle*)

Kagura: Who’s only good for reproducing huh?

I didn’t come here to be compared to some simple country folk.

This is a high class city we’re in.

(Sfx- Petsu *Ptoo*)

(Side Text- The universe’s working girl is on the move!!)

GINTAMA LESSON 216………….END.