Gintama 180

Well since the newest installment of the Kamui arc is not yet upon us..I figure its about time I put out a brand new chapter of the Summer Vacation arc. Enjoy!


Lesson 180

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Ruuuumble*)

Hasegawa: What’s with the rumbling?!

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Ruuuuumble*)

Hasegawa: Whoa!!

(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo *Ruuuuumble*)

Hasegawa: Ryuuguu is…

Flying?!

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Otohime: Your futile little struggle has come to an end.

(Sfx- Gishishi *wriggle wriggle.*)

Otohime: Ryuguu Castle will soon enter Edo airspace.

(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rruuuuummmble.*)

Otohime: A weapon with a concentrated version of the gas contained in Treasure Chest G is about to launch.

The ‘Devine Geezer Cannon.’

(Sfx- Goun *Clink*)

(Sfx- Gogogogo *Ruuuumble.*)

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Otohime: And once it reaches the heart of Edo,

There won’t be a single person on its surface that isn’t a cane pushing geezer.

Lesson 180: Let the hips bend on the straight and narrow.

(Sfx- Goshaaaaa )

(Sfx- Doooooon)

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Tae: And who would…

Let something like that happen?!

(Sfx-Gishishishi *Wrigggle*)

(Sfx- Guaaaaaaa)

Tae: Do you think that the person you’re waiting for…

Would wish for something like this to happen?!

(Sfx- Gacha Gacha Gacha *Click click click*)

Otohime: There is nothing….

Nothing on the path that I have walked down while waiting for him.

In this dark and deep ocean, there is one source of light.

It is the most beautiful pearl on this planet.

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(Sfx- Gacha Gacha *Clank clank.*)

Otohime: That light, was what drew me towards that person.

Certainly if I could see it..

I would need to wait no more for anything else.

(Sfx- Gacha gacha *Clank clank*)

(Sfx- Saaaa *Shssshhh*)

Otohime: And so for that light,

For his sake, and the sake of that most beautiful pearl…

(Sfx- Piki Piki *Shiver shiver*)

Otohime: There can be no other obstacles.
So I will sink any other pearl to the depths of the ocean.

(Sfx- Doshaaaa *Shhhhhhhhhssshhh*)

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(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Ruuuuuumble.*)

Turtle: Hey! Look at that!!

It’s a huge Treasure Box!

No way Otohime wouldn’t….

To all of us….and Ryuuguu Castle….

(Sfx- Baauuu *Bshhhhhh!*)

Turtles: Uwaaaaahhhh!!

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(Sfx- Dodododododo *tmptmptmptmp*)

Hasegawa: Gyaaaaaaaahhh!!!

(Sfx- Goshaaaaaa *Shhhhssst*)

Kamenashi: Aaaaahhh!!

(Sfx- Tatatatatata)

(Sfx- Shuuuuuuuu.)

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(Sfx- Shuuuuuuu.)

Shinpachi: Gin-san, there’s the old person gas here!!

Otohime must have released it in Ryuuguu Castle to change the people here too!!

Gintoki: We’re already old geezers, so it’s not a problem.

Shinpachi: What happened to your self confidence?!

Gintoki: Who are you yelling at!? I’ve got a good mind to tell Takasugi-san that you can’t watch fireworks with us and his kid tonight!

Shinpachi: Gahh! You’re totally useless!!

Machine: I want to meet him,

There isn’t another person who I wish to gaze upon more than him.

Because of this, I don’t want him to look upon anything else when the time comes for him to awaken.

Katsura: How sad Otohime.

You’ve been waiting so long and in the end got old alone.

And now your pure thoughts..

Have become deformed and ugly.

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Gintoki: She’s still got something better than youth and beauty combined.

When your back bends…

It gets hard to walk straight, much less live on the straight and narrow.

But the soul…

(Sfx- Ton *pat*)

Gintoki: This soul,

No matter how messed up things get, if you can keep it straight you’ll be fine!!

(Sfx- gapo *Droop.*)

Shinpachi: …..

Well you might have said some really awesome things, but I don’t think you understand the situation..

Katsura: As expected of Gintoki, you always say some moving things. I remember where I had to cheer up Mii-chan the same way.

(Sfx- Muga Mogotsu *shick fix*)

Shinpachi: And what wild tangent are you going on this time?! That’s an old TV show you’re going on about! Pink Lady is so last century, so catch up with us here in the present moron!

Gintoki: Zura…

It’s about time you and I stopped acting like a tired old men.

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Gintoki: We can…

Still head straight forward.

Katsura: Who do you think you’re telling that to?

You’re the one with the bad eyes.

Gintoki: I can see just fine.

This road that we need to go down…

Let’s just head straight from here.

Katsura: Right.

There’s no other way to go.

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(Sfx- Zatsu *fwwip.*)

Gintoki and Katsura: To give a 3 thousand year old granny a rehabilitation check.

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Shinpachi: Gi---

(Sfx- Zatsu Zatsu *Fwip fwip*)

(Sfx- Goshtsu *Ruuub*)

(Handwritten- Huh?)

Shinpachi: Gin-san! Katsura-san! Don’t over do it!

Your bodies are---

(Sfx- Pishitsu *Shhhhshhhh*)

Tae: Uuh….

Otohime: fufu, it’s all over now.

I will sink this whole world into the deepest and darkest depths.

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Otohime: There won’t be a single pearl in this world that is fairer than I Otohime!!

(Sfx- Kwaaa)

Otohime: Fire the Divine Geezer Cannon!!

What’s going on?!

The main computer has been hacked into? But by whom?

Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary 15 minute restoration sequence.

Otohime: Wha—!!

(Sfx- Jijitsu *Shhhhssssh*)

(Sfx- Zazazaza *shshshshshshsh*)

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{My wish….I entrust to all of you.}

Shinpachi: My wish I entrust to all of you?

Who is this? Who can it possibly be?

(Sfx-Bashuuuuu)

{The Geezer virus can be destroyed by this antivirus vaccine.}

{Honestly it’s the world’s last hope.}

(Sfx- Shuuuuu)

{I’m begging you….}

{She….}

{Otohime, help her remain beautiful.}

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{Urashima.}

Otohime: Who is this?!

Who would dare to stand in my way!

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(Sfx- DON *Bam!*)

(Sfx- Yobo Yobo Yobo *Wobble wobble wobble.*)

Otohime: No…

It can’t be!!

Those two people from the outside world….they’re still alive..

And even though they’ve got the appearance of old men, they can still fight against me?!

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Otohime: That’s the gate to the Cannon!

If they go there, they may be able to stop the Divine Geezer Cannon from activating!

Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 10 minutes remaining.

Otohime: No! At this rate they’ll be able to get to the main controls!!

Block 57! Enemies are headed your way! Act quickly and destroy them!!

YOU’RE TOO SLOW!!

BOTH THE CHASEE AND THE CHASED ARE TOO SLOW!!

(Sfx- Yota Yota Yota Yota *Wobble Wobble Wobble.*)

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Otohime: You FOOLS! This isn’t a picnic!!!!

Dammit! I didn’t plan on there being anyone still alive to stop me! Now my guards are useless!!

Gintoki: Hmph, so the enemy are nothing but senile old men.

In a Geezer to Geezer battle, the playing field is even! We won’t lose to you!!

Both: Gaahahhhh!!

Otohime: WHAAAAT?!

(Sfx- Yoboxinfinity *Shuffle shuffle*)

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Otohime: They’re so QUIIIICK!!

What kind of super old men are they?! They’re like bullets!!

Gintoki: We’re 4 W Geezerz.

Otohime: I don’t know why but he’s pissing me off!!

Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 8 minutes remaining.

Gintoki: We won’t let anyone call old men ugly anymore!!

Both: OTOHIME!!!!!

THE DIVINE WRATH OF THE GEEZERS COMETH!!!

LESSON 180……….END.