Hajimete No Aku 51

Not the Yuki fanservice I was hoping for, but it'll do. You guys can trust in Fujiki again. He has made peace with us all.

(Top text- On February 7th The Fukuoka WHF will be meeting, and you can get an autograph from Fujiki-sensei!)

FUJIKI SHUN

(Side text- The latest volume of the manga #4 will hit stores on February 18th!!)

(Left side text- 'If only I could become him..' If that dream came true, what would you do...?!)

Chapter 51: Soul Swap.

(Black Box- The protagonist is a mad scientist comedy!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU.

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(Sfx- Totonton kashaaaa jsaaaa bahcaaa clatter clatter bang bang bang)

(Side text- Today is another unfortunate one for our diabolical genius...)

(Sfx- Chuiiiiiin weeeeeeeeeeeeeen)

Pochi: Hm?

Pochi: What are you making there Jiro?

Jiro: Hello Sir....

This thing is actually a favor for someone...

Just the other day....

{Watari Fanclub member: Kimura Yoshihito.}

Kimura: You've got to help me Jiro-Sensei!

Please!! I'm begging you!!

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Kimura: Okay, here's the thing. I met this girl on the internet the other day...

Jiro: Really now? I don't quite understand, but it sounds good.

Kimura: You're not lying! I may actually be going on my first date!!

However there's one little problem.


I kind of sent my little brother's picture to her.

While we look similar, I'm a little....bigger than him.

Jiro: Similar...? A little...?

(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chew)

Kimura: Anyway, can you make an invention that allows me to look like him?!

I'm beggin ya! Grand Lord Jiro!!

Jiro: There's no need for that kind of formality....just call me Jiro.

(Sfx- Kaaaa)

Kimura: CAN YOU DO IT OR NOT?!

You have to help me out!! Or have you forgotten the 5 boxes of crokket bread you just ate?!

Jiro: Crap!!

And that's how it is.

Pochi: Ah, he used the ol' crokket lure huh?

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Pochi: So what does this machine do?

Jiro: Oh, that's the Soul swap machine....

Kimura: Hey! Akuno!!

Is it done?!

Jiro: Yes, I just completed it.

Kimura: Thanks bro! You're the man!

Now all I have to do is call my little brother..

Uwah!!

(Sfx- Pachiiii cliccck)

Pochi: Hm?

(Sfx- Piiiiii zzzzzt)

(Sfx- Pishaaaaa zzaaaaaaat)

All: WAH!!

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Jiro: Ow...sorry about that Akuno, I tripped.

Pochi: Be more careful Kimura. This machine is very sensitive.

Both: Hm?

(Sfx- Hah hah)

Jiro: WHAT'S THIS?! I HAVE PAW PADS?!?

(From Top: Jiro, Pochi, Kimura.)

Kimura: And I'm over there?! How the heck did that happen!! Get out of me!

Pochi: Oh?

(Sfx- Babaaaan)

Pochi: It's no wonder this guy doesn't like his body....it sucks.

Jiro: Haha, you're so humble, Sir.

Kimura: This is no time for us to have a powwow discussing looks!!

I was supposed to be in my little brother's body!!

How can I go on my date like this?!

Jiro: Now just calm down Kimura.

If I reset the settings on the machine, we'll return to normal.

Kimura: O—oh! Is that all?!

(Sfx- Datsu dash)

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(Sfx- Mekiyaaa crusssh)

Shizuka: I Kasakabe Shiszuka have come to observe you today!

You know that building devices like this is a big no-no!

What's the matter?

(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo Rmmmmmmble)

Pochi: Oh, it's the justice girl. If you're really a lady, you should come in using the front door.

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Kimura: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

(Sfx- Katsuuuu)

Kimura: Without that thing, my chance is ruined!!! My life is ruined!!

Shizuka: Huh?! Huh?!

(Sfx Kiiiii)

Shizuka: S—Sorry! I broke something important didn't I?!

To make up for it, I'll do anything you ask---!

Kimura: ….Anything?

Well, lets start with you treading upon me.

(Sfx- Batsuuuu fwiff)

Pochi: What is the meaning of this Kimura?!

Shizuka: Ji---Jiro-san...you're into something like this?

(Sfx- Gaku gaku shiver shiver)

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Shizuka: I—I'm sorry!! My heart isn't ready for this!!

(Sfx- Datsu dash)

Kimura: Ooh, so you'll be back to do it then?

Pochi: KIMURA!!! Don't use my body for strange things!!

2.0: I sensed something malignant just now!!


Jiro: Calm down 2.0.

(Sfx- Jiiiin reeeee)

(Sfx- chaaa chack)

Kimura: Wait a second, I have Akuno's body....

Which means access to 2.0, his sister, and most of all Watari-san...

Holy crap! That's like a friggin brothel at my fingertips!!!

(Sfx- Zuoooooooooo)

Kimura: In summary, my choices are to go meet some girl I've never seen before,

Or stay here with 2.0-san, big sis, and Watari-san...

THIS ISN'T EVEN A CONTEST!!

(Sfx- Gashaaaan craaaash)

(Sfx- Kyupiiiiin gleeeem)

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Jiro: Now I have to fix this machine again.....2.0, I'll need your assistance.

2.0: Huh?

(Handwritten- Pochi-sama?)

(Sfx- Suuuu shffft)

(Sfx- Periii peeel)

{Confession Seal- This is the device that allows Pochi to talk.}

Jiro: W—Woof?

Kimura: Heheheh....now be a good boy and STAY Pochi-san.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmmmble)

Kimura: This is a chance granted to me by God himself!!

{It seems that even civilians have a little bit of evil in them.}


Kimura: Now allow me to partake in the enviable life that you've been living!!

Jiro: Woooooooof?! (WHAAAT?!)

S—Sir!! Kimura's lost his mind!!

..He's gone?!

Kimura: Now 2.0-chan, shall we go in?

2.0: Huh? Y—Yes Jiro-sama.

(Sfx- Batan slam)

(Sfx- Wan wan wan bark bark bark)

Jiro: You louse!!

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2.0: How would you like some tea, Jiro-sama?

Kimura: Sure! I'd like that a lot!

2.0: Okay!

{Maids are cute...}

(Sfx- Powaaa sigggh)

Eiko: 'Mornin everyone....

(Sfx- Kachaaa Clack)

(Sfx- Fuwaaaaa yawwwn)

2.0: Eiko-sama, it's already noon!

Eiko: I was playing video games all night....pour me a glass of tea would you?

Kimura: Whooooooa...!

Is this the kind of life you've been living Akuno?!

I wish I could live with her...

(Handwritten- Ah~ I'm still half asleep..)

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(Sfx Wan wan bark bark)

Jiro: Nghhh!!

I have to get in there!!

Eiko: Why are you so noisy Pochi? Just tell us what you want.

Jiro: That's just it sister!! I can't tell you! You have to notice that I'm your brother Jiro!!

Eiko: Hm? Where's Kyouko-chan?

2.0: She was sweating a lot, so she went to take a shower.

Jiro: I'm off to the men's room!

2.0: ? Sure?

(Sfx- Chaa sparkle)

{It's here! My big chance to score a peek at Kyouko in the bath!! I'm gonna make sure to carve this into my eyes for sure!!}

Jiro: What is he doing...?!

(Sfx- Wafunnnn)

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(Sfx- Zaaaaaaa sssssssh)

(Handwritten- Ah~)

Kimura: Wata---no, Kyouko-san!

Let me come in and wash your back!

(Sfx- kara clatter)

Kyouko: Wha?!

What do you want?! Don't come in here!!

Jiro: Huh?!

(Sfx- Baaan slam)

Kimura: That's weird, I thought as a cousin she'd be fine with this...

I suppose I heard wrong.

Kyouko: What are you muttering to yourself? Just go away!

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Kimura: But I'm not going to give up!!

(Sfx- gugugugu grnnnd)

Kyouko: HEY!

Wh—What do you want all of a sudden?! It's not like you to act like this...!!

Even if you're fired up, I refuse to be modified!!

Kimura: WHO CARES ABOUT MODIFICATION?! AS A MAN, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT YOU!!

LET ME SEE THAT SCRAPPY BODY OF YOURS!!

(Sfx- Kuwaaaaa ROAR)

Kyouko: Huh?

(Sfx- Piku poit)

{This isn't the usual at all!!}

(Sfx- Gatsuu twok)

Jiro: I've got you now!!

Kyouko: Uwah!!

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Kimura: Akuno!!

Jiro: I'll never allow this!!

(Sfx- Dogashannnn cruaaaaaah)

Jiro: Ngah!! You're still 10 years too early to take something from me!!

Even if it's using master's body, I'll jump right through glass!!

(Sfx- Baaaa)

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Jiro: Huh? I've returned to normal?

Was it that strong shock...?

(Sfx- Piku piku wibble wibble)

Kimura: Nggghhhhh

Kyouko: Oh no! Pochi's eyes are whited out!

Is he okay?

Jiro: He should be, It seems that he has just fainted....

(TN- Scrappy or not, she's actually got a pretty nice figure.)

Jiro: Huh?

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(Sfx- Kuraa flop)

(Sfx- Batsu fwif)

Kyouko: W—Waaah!!!

(Sfx- Guniii slippp)

Kyouko: Gahhhh!!

(Sfx- Dongaragashaa kakraaaaash)

2.0: What's going on here?!

(Sfx- Taaan)

(Sfx- Mori mori mori chew chew chew)

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(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmble)

Kyouko: owww....

(Sfx- Suchaaa click)

2.0: W—What are you doing Kyouko-sama?!

Eiko: I need photo evidence!! Kyouko-chan's finally attacked Jiro!!

Kyouko: NO!! I'M THE VICTIM HERE!!

(Sfx- Kyaah Kyaahh)

{Although Jiro came to save Kyouko, in the end he got the snot beat out of him.}

{Despite the fact that it was Kimura that was the cause of all this trouble.}

Jiro: Ngh....

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{And...}

(Sfx- Dosuuu stomp)

Gen: Guwah!!

Shizuka: I'm sorry big brother...

But I need special training in order to sucessfully counter Jiro-san.

Shizuka: So I need to do this one more time.

Gen: If it's for the sake of triumphing over evil, I suppose it can't be helped!

(Shirt- Justice.)

Gen: Now bring it! Step on me with all of your strength!!

Shizuka: Big brother!!

Boys: Let us too!!

{The siblings of justice are using their full power for stupidity yet again.}

(Sfx- Waooooo howwwwl)

{Meanwhile Kimura Pochi is in holding,}

Pochi: Being a human sure is inconvenient....

{Apparently the police don't like it very much when you remove your clothes in public.}


(Side text- Of course there's the accidental peep in shower scene. I'm jealous man.}

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 11.