Gintama 181

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Lesson 181
Men can gaze upon the moon alone if there’s booze present.

(Sfx- Gogogoggogogo *Ruuuuumble.*)

Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 7 minutes remaining.

Both: OOOOORRRAHHHH!!!

Turtles: Hold it!!

We won’t let you get a single step further than where you are!!

(Sfx- Zazatsu *Fwwwip!*)

(Sfx- Batsu *Tmp*)

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(Sfx- Yoboxinfinity *Shuffle shuffle*)

Turtles: I…Impossible!!

That speed is so godlike that they’re able to climb walls!!

Gintoki: OOORAAAHHHH!!!

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Otohime: Th….Those old geezers…

I—Impossible!! How could they…

Tae: That is the power of those so called ‘ugly’ beings that you look down upon.

You cannot stop them.

Nor can you twist or dull the blade they carry.

No matter what kind of schemes you cook up…

No matter how much their backs may give out on them…

You cannot break their resolve, as long as they can point their swords forward.

So they can’t be stopped, by anyone or anything.

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(Sfx- YoboxInfinity *Shuffle shuffle*)

Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 6
minutes remaining.

Shinpachi: Gin-san!! Katsura-san!!

I’ve got it!!

The weapon that can change everyone back to normal!! I managed to find it!!

(Sfx- Tatatatata *Tmptmptmptmp*)

Gintoki: What’s that?

Shinpachi: A vaccine!!

We have to put this bullet into the cannon before Otohime manages to get to the center of Edo and change everyone into old people!

With this bullet, we have a chance to reverse the tides, and at the same time change everyone back to their regular ages!!

Katsura: A nice find Shintarou-kun! I don’t get everything but this reminds me of the time I saw Koumon…

Shinpachi: Katsura-san!! There’s not a single thing right with that sentence!! Are you making a reference to the Shinrabanshou?! We’ll you’re a bit off!!

(TN- Shinrabanshou seems to be an idiom for all things in nature and the universe….nots sure how it fits here though..)

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Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 30 seconds remaining.

(Sfx- Yoboxinfinity *Wobble wobble.*)

???: We don’t have time for this! Let’s hurry!!

(Sfx- ooooooooo)

Shinpachi: Wha---What the hell?!

These stairs go on forever!!

Gintoki: Looks like this will stop the Elevator…

Shinpachi: If we try to take these, we’ll never get to the cannon in time!!

Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 5
seconds remaining.

Shinpachi: Only five seconds on the clock!!

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Otohime: What are you standing around for?!

Hurry up and pursue them before they reach the cannon!!

Go!!

There they are!!

Shinpachi: Damn!!

Gin-san! Katsura-san! We’ve got to hurry!!

Gintoki: Sh—Shh—Shut up! We’re doing the best we can here whippersnapper!

(Sfx- Gaku gaku gaku *Shiver shiver*)

(Handwritten-Wheeze Wheeze)

Katsura: We’re old you know! We hate things like stairs and old women that do nothing but nag!!

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Katsura: However there’s no one that can embrace any person better than those who are old.

Shinpachi: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT!! BESIDES THERE ARE NO OLD WOMEN HERE!!

Otohime: What the hell are you doing?!

There’s just no good help nowadays! Move and let me handle it!!

(Sfx- Doga doga doga *Kick smack*)

(Sfx- Gatsu *Grab.*)

(Sfx- Dogotsusu *Twhok*)

Otohime: Gwah!

Fo—

Fooooools!!!

(Sfx- Don *Bam!*)

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Shinpachi: Hasegawa-san?! Kamenashi-San?!

What were you guys doing to end up among the senior citizen ranks?!

Hasegawa: Don’t ask stupid questions!!

Get up there and save the world from becoming a huge retirement home!!

(Sfx- Datsu *Dash!*

Gintoki: Shut your mouth! You old bat!!

We’re still young and in the best of shape!!

(SFx- Batsu *Twhack!*)

Otohime: Gwah…

Don’t you dare get in my way peon!!

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Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 4
seconds remaining.

(Sfx- Dodododododo *Tmptmptmptmp*)

(Sfx- Zauuu *Twhop*)

(Sfx- Don! *BAM*)

Kagura: Michyuko-san Michiyuko-san

Isn’t my breakfast ready yet?

(Sfx- Meki Meki *Throb throb.*)

(Sfx- Mitsu mitsu *Ruub ruub.*)

(Sfx- Meki meki *Throb throb*)

(Sfx- Mitsu mitsu *Ruub ruub*)

Otohime: Uwaaah….

What strength this old bat hass!!

Kagura: Michiyuko-san Michiyuko-san Isn’t my breakfast ready yet?

Otohime: G—Granny, I thought I saw you eating your breakfast earlier?

Kagura: Oh…really? Well then I guess it can’t be helped.

(Sfx- Datsu Ton *Dash thunk*)

Otohime: I’m free!

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(Sfx- Guii *Grab*)

(Sfx- Dogotsu *Thud*)

Kagura: Michiyuko-san Michiyuko-san..

Isn’t my snack ready yet?

Otohime: Gwoaaaah!!

I…I thought I saw that you had eaten a snack earlier too!!

Kagura: Oh..right, can’t be helped then…Well then I want a snack…no I’d like Breakfast.

Otohime: YOU ATE BREAKFAST ALREADY!!

Kagura: Oh..right, can’t be helped, I ate Breakfast, and had a snack so…

Tandori Chicken Bordinue with some flavoring would be nice.

Otohime: What kind of meal is that supposed to be?! Are you some kind of gourmet?!

Kyuubee: Michiyuko-san Michiyuko-san…

Have you seen where my eye patch went?

(Handwritten- Who is this?!)

Otohime: ISN’T IT ON YOUR LEFT EYE?!

(Handwritten Michiyuko-sanxinfinity)

Otohime: Shut up already!! I’m not Michiyuko!!

Kyuubee: Hello? Hachibee? It’s your mommy…I’m fine just a bit tired.

Michiyuko-san doesn’t seem to know what to do.

Otohime: HOW CAN YOU CALL A SON THAT DOESN’T EXSIST?!

Kagura: Hello? Hachibee? Bring some Tandori-chicken will you?

There should be a place on your way back from work.

Otohime: YOU TWO HAVE THE SAME SON?! MOREOVER WHAT IS YOUR FIXATION ON TANDORI-CHICKEN?!!

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???: We won’t let you…

Take a single step past this spot!!

(Sfx- Gashuuu *Griiiip*)

Otohime: Th…

These fools!!!

Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 3
seconds remaining.

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(Sfx- Gaku gaku *Shiver shiver.*)

(Handwritten- Cough cough hack hack…)

(Sfx- Yoro yoro yoro *Wobble wobble.*)

Otohime: ORAAAHHHHH!!!

(Sfx- Dodododododo *Tmptmptmtmptmp*)

(Sfx- Dodododododo *Tmptmptmpmtpmtmp*)

Computer: The System has been frozen for a necessary restoration sequence. There are 2 seconds remaining.

(Sfx- Dodododododo *Tmptmptmptmptmp*)

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Otohime: ORAHHHHHHH!!!!

(Sfx- Patsu *Toss*)

(Sfx- Gashan *Crasssh!*)

Gintoki: SHINPACHI!!!

Shinpachi: Urah!!!!

(Sfx- Don *Bam!*)

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(SFX- Goun *Creeeek*)

{The Geezer cannon will be ready for activation in 1 second and counting.}

{Launching countdown sequence…}

(Handwritten- Hah hah hah hah)

???: This must be it.

This hole in the wall must be the one that the Geezer gas is being pumped from, and where we can put the vaccine in the change the world back.

(Sfx- Gun *Clink*)

(Sfx- Gogogogo *ruuuuumble.*)

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Otohime: Heeeeyaaaaah!!

(Sfx- Batsu *Leap!*)

(Sfx- Gashaaan *claaater!*)

Otohime: I’ll never allow it!

I won’t allow a single person to stand in my way!!

{Launch in 30….}

Gintoki and Katsura: OTOHIMEEE!!!!

(Sfx- Batsu *Leap!*

All: ORAAAAHHHHH!!!

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(Sfx- Kafuutsu *Clang!*)

(Sfx- Goodon *Craash!*)

(Sfx- Goro goro goro *Rooollll*)

{Divine Geezer Cannon….}

{Fire!!}

Otohime: Fuahahahahah!!! I win!!

There’s no one left to sto---

(Sfx- shuuuuuuuuu)

Otohime: The Vaccine…

(Sfx- Shuuuuuuu)

(Sfx- Gacha Gacha *Clank clank*)

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Gintoki: Zura, We’re aiming for the cannon’s entry point.

Katsura: Not Zura, but Katsura.

(Sfx- DON *Bam!!*)

Gintoki: OTOHIME!!!

Katsura: Take a good look! This is the real deal!!

THIS IS HOW CATCH IS PLAYED!!!

(Sfx- Dogyaaaaa *THWOK!!!*)

LESSON 181………….END.